* Posts by Mark 85

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Is there alien life out there? Let's turn to AI, problem solver du jour

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At least their searching for the conditions for life and not intelligent life. I wonder how AI in the future would regard earth? Intelligent life or not?

Brain monitor had remote code execution and DoS flaw

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Re: It definitely takes

This might be harsh, but those who hack medical equipment should be shot or hung on the public square.

My apologies to those of gentle minds but messing with these machines could cause the death of people and messing with lives for the LOL's or ransom deserves an extremely harsh punishment.

As Zuck apologizes again... Facebook admits 'most' of its 2bn+ users may have had public profiles slurped by bots

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Re: Leaks vs Breaches vs Hacks

<<< So when's the real number coming out ??? >>>

Just assume it's everyone in the world at this point. The corporations own us.

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WTF?

Did I get this right...

FB is for sharing and exchange of data and info for users and because users do this, it's the user's fault? Or maybe I should say "product" instead of "user".

They forked this one up: Microsoft modifies open-source code, blows hole in Windows Defender

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Duck-taped-Windows.

Commonwealth Games brochure declares that England is now in Africa

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Coat

So you guys across the pond moved lock, stock, and barrel and didn't tell anyone?

Icon.. looking for my address book to start updating it.

Facebook want us to believe banning Putin's troll army safeguards Russian democracy

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Marketing 101 here...

Zuckerberg did tell the newswire that Facebook is “still nailing down details on this, but it should directionally be, in spirit, the whole thing”.

I'm reminded of this: "So if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." Well played, Zuck.

Billion-dollar investor tells Facebook: Just Zuck off, already!

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Re: Its Not Just Videos That Aren't DELETED

They may "turn off" your account but nothing gets deleted from what El Reg and other sites have posted. If you ever had an account, they can still track and follow you and give your info to advertisers. Think of free Facebook as a gift that just keeps on giving... for a fee of course.

Furious gunwoman opens fire at YouTube HQ, three people shot

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Re: Of all places

As evidenced here and elsewhere, tough gun laws, gun-free zones, etc. won't stop this stuff. What will is finding the root cause and fixing that. Anything else (laws, etc.) is just feel-good fluff.

Mad March Meltdown! Microsoft's patch for a patch for a patch may need another patch

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Only Win7 and Server 2008 they say....

This smells like a push to get us all over to Win10, etc. No forthcoming answers, just the same crap we saw during the big push last year for Win10.

If it is, I hope it backfires and all the frustrated users/admins start pushing for Linux.

One solution to wreck privacy-hating websites: Flood them with bogus info using browser tools

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Re: X-T&C header

There's a flaw in this: This is part of the Internet 'wild west' that is well overdue regulation; there should be standard T&Cs++ that have been prepared by even handed (consumer/business) lawyers -

The concept of an even handed lawyer....

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Re: Not Bad

It already has, with ad-blocking and script blockers.

Just an observation... not that many users use these tools. They simply don't care. Or when they do care, they end complaining that they missed a "good sale" or such similar stuff. Too many users I know don't even use the email spam bucket. They've been trained somewhere to just accept the abuse and other crap that comes onto their computer.

I have a friend that I installed an adblocker and modified her HOST file to block certain sites. Then she complained she was missing out on things. She is a FB user and started complaining she couldn't take quizzes or play certain games (all data slurpers). And then, I get a call...:"my computer is slowing down," or "my AV is telling me I have viruses". <sigh>

We in IT might be the biggest users of these blocking techs and the biggest complainers about the problems. The average user just doesn't give a crap. They want the shiney, the input, the feeling important enough to get this stuff.

Until we can change the mindset of the users, they'll continue clicking on click-bait, turning off or ignoring the protection settings, etc. and the malvertisers, advertisers, miscreants, etc. will keep doing what they do.

I'll stop ranting and go off to the corner to contemplate the human condition and why we got into this mess in the first place.

Watchdog growls at Tesla for spilling death crash details: 'Autopilot on, hands off wheel'

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(am I right in thinking these are unknown in the US?)

They're not unknown as such but there's not very many of them. Some people (most?) will never see one in their lifetime.

Grindr: Yeah, we shared your HIV status info with other companies – but we didn't charge them!

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Can be? Will be.

How about "definitely"...? It might be crims or a government looking for "leverage" but someone will get it.

Elon Musk's mighty erection fires sperm at orbiting space station

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Alien

There's a movie in this story...

So, the sperm live in the space station for a bit, a gamma ray burst from the sun hits the station. The sperm get sent back to earth and start growing. When they hit semi-truck size, they break free of their lab and start destroying everything on earth while looking for that one woman with whom to breed.... Yeah.. Mars Needs Women updated... B-movie!!! It''ll be uuuuggggeeee. Just need to find the right leading lady.

Hang on there's been a knock at the door and two gentlemen are delivering me a white coat with extra long sleeves.

Who had Intel in the 'discrimination lawsuit' pool? Congratulations

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"...because Intel can't possibly be that stupid, (or evil) can they?"

Sure they can. Greed and ego of the manglement prove that everyday in every industry.

Facebook exec extracts foot from mouth: We didn't really mean growth matters more than human life

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Re: Cressida Dick

My freedom to swing my arm stops at your nose. The problem with FB is that many of the users either don't grasp this or just flat ignore to seek attention. We can blame the platform but the real blame is the way those abuse it were raised. Fix that and you can fix a lot of ills in this world. Yes, freedom of speech exists in the US however, there are laws that modify that such "inciting a riot", "death threats", etc. But until the parenting issue is solved and the ability to track down an abusive, threatening person is sorted and applied, don't expect change.

Freedom of speech comes with a lot of responsibility.

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Re: "I didn't agree with it when I was writing it"

If he's doing stuff that goes against his "ethics" (does any exec know that word?) then really needs to move on. But then, bonuses, perks, etc. will not be his from FB. Someone else will jump right up, suck it up and feed at the gravy train.

Donald Trump jumps on anti-tech bandwagon, gets everything wrong

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Re: @Pascal Monett -- "Can you still be President if you're in the pen?"

I believe Pence was picked as "insurance" or maybe the poisoned chalice. Other presidents have done that also... picked the one guy no one wants as President and thereby allow themelves to stay in office and alive.

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Re: El Reg gets it wrong again

Toys-R-Us is/was a very niche market that catered to the baby boomers for their kids. The last 5 years so Toys has been headed downhill. Dirty stores, insolent even insulting staff, and many products that people wanted either weren't in stock or even carried by them.

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@Pascal Monett -- Re: "Can you still be President if you're in the pen?"

Meaning : to put the President in the pen, you first have to de-President him, in other words : impeachment.

That's only partially correct. Impeachment is the first step. The second one is "remove from office".

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In his eyes, the Washington Post isn't journalism, it's "Fake News". So the owner is getting the heat because he hates the WP and other "Fake News" sites. Which if I understand correctly, the only non-fake news site is Fox. Hmm.....

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Re: Amazon? Postal Service?

We get them the same way you do. Small stuff via delivery service to USPS or straight USPS and bigger items via one of the delivery trucks. But we're not in a major (for value of major) city either. Only about 30,000 or so in the whole county.

Super Cali goes ballistic, Starbucks is on notice: Expensive milky coffee is something quite cancerous

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And here, I thought previous to this that everything sold in California causes cancer according to them. They really do embody the nanny state there.

Any social media accounts to declare? US wants travelers to tell

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I agree with you and Malia. If I weren't a citizen they probably wouldn't let me in. No social network, AOLHell for email, cellphone that only makes phone calls and no home phone. Oh.. and I don't shop on Ebay or Amazon. I'd be suspect immediately but since I'm a citizen, I'm probably being un-American.

The Register Opera Company presents: The Pirates of Penzance, Sysadmin edition

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In the Dick Clark traditon..

I'll give it an 8 for lyrics,. It's a catchy tune but I'm not sure we can dance to it so a 3 for a total of 11.

Stop us if you've heard this one: Job cuts at IBM

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Re: IBM should slash jobs.

But, but, but... think of the yachts and Ferrari's that wouldn't be sold. Besides, a company isn't for the benefit of the workerbees but the extreme upper, upper manglement.

User fired IT support company for a 'typo' that was actually a real word

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Devil

Re: Spell Checkers...

... Are an assjistance and should not be relied upon

Irony much? You either have left spellcheck on or proofread this before hitting the "Submit" button.

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Re: "Mangers feature prominently in the Christmas story"

I more puzzled about what context exactly can the word "manger" appear in a letter, and "manager" be substituted in and still make sense?

Are we to assume that this picky customer had no problem with a letter saying "Away in a manager, no crib for a bed", as long as it was spelt correctly?

The customer made two mistakes. The first was trusting spellcheck. The second was not proofreading the document or having someone in the office proofread it for them.

Well that went well: Polycom sold for the same figure it fetched two years ago

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Both boards signed off on the deal and have talked up a brilliant future for the combined companies in the wonderful world of unified communications.

Why is my sarcasm detector screaming at me and not the BS detector? I figure both should be sounding the alert.

Tesla crash investigation causes dip in 'leccycar firm's share price

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Re: Fixation Rock

So, target fixation then?

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Because a reasonably-attentive human wouldn't have.

It's the "reasonalby-attentive" thing I have a problem with. Given the number of accidents at this point of the road, it appears to be "Darwin Award Winner maker". Is it a magnetic for just "not reasonably-attentive" drivers? Or is there a problem with the road design? I suspect the later one.

Are you able to read this headline? Then you're not Julian Assange. His broadband is unplugged

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Re: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh...

The guy may be a bit of a twat, but he has helped get the truth out about war crimes conducted by several government.

Several? Then maybe it's not the USA he's really worried about getting their hands on him.

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@a cynic writes -- Re: It would take a heart of stone not to laugh...

If that happens, the worst thing that could possibly happen to him would be for the USA to ignore him.

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Re: Rather predictable

Under various treaties, etc. I'm sure they can toss him to the curb since he was granted asylum. He should though be conforming to common decency regarding his hosts.

Given the comments about his phone, WiFi, etc... this sounds like a publicity stunt to get attention.. again.

No Falcon Way: NASA to stick with SLS, SpaceX more like space ex

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Re: See also:

There is that but also NASA's built in bureaucratic management and conservative (overly?) way of thinking. They don't like risks and like to go with those they have worked with a lot in the past. It's like an old manager I worked for.. PC's had, absolutely had to be IBM because IBM. He retired and suddenly the PC refresh budget dropped by using other companies with PC's just as reliable.

Uber self-driving car death riddle: Was LIDAR blind spot to blame?

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Re: cost-effective but results in a blind spot low to the ground all around the car .

Kittens!!!! You forgot kittens!!! Thank deity this isn't FB or you'd be toast.

What the @#$%&!? Microsoft bans nudity, swearing in Skype, emails, Office 365 docs

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So.. servers also....

I hope to hell that El Reg isn't hosted on an MS server somewhere.

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Re: Could this form of censorship be applied retrospectively?

Maybe.. it's their software, their servers, their rules. And rules can be changed at any time.

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Re: WTF!

So if I was writing a book using Word (Oh God!), I could have my account interrupted on the whim of some jackass in Seattle?

Not Seattle. Probably this will be outsourced to India. Much mirth and merriment will probably result if it is.

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Re: It's a feature

This could be fun...say if the boss of a corporation writes a profanity laced missive to the troops. (I've seen it). Would they ban him/her or the whole company? The possibilities boggle the mind.

Microsoft loves Linux so much it wants someone else to build distros for its Windows Store

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@JohnFen

You might right. Reminds me of this: "Go back!!!. Run away!!!! It's a trap!!!!"

Tantalising Tabby's Star teases watchers with big dimming event

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Re: The flying spaghetti monster

That's the logical answer... who or what else could it be? This has to be the home star of FSM.

Microsoft's Windows 7 Meltdown fixes from January, February made PCs MORE INSECURE

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So are there any attacks via Meltdown in the wild? Makes we wonder why the panic if not. This still doesn't account for MS screw-ups.

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Re: it was a mistake, would we lie to you?

I think he underestimated MS's incompetence.

Hackers pwn Baltimore's 911 system?! Quick, someone call 91– doh!

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It would seem this attack was very pinpoint targeting just the one server and makes it seem to be, to me at least, an inside job. Yet.... it doesn't make sense unless someone was trying to make a point to the city officials about their systems. If it was to the public that they are vulnerable then that's a different point. If not an insider then was this a test run for something in the future? Too many questions remain unanswered.

Parents blame brats' slipping school grades on crap internet speeds

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Re: Whaaat...

Gee.. 3.9 hours a week? Really? I remember usually was 2-3 hours per night. But then, we didn't have an Internet to speed things up. <sigh> <wanders off mumbling grumpily>

Facebook supremo Mark Zuckerberg has flunky tell UK MPs: Nope, he's sending someone else

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Re: British government: I don't care how you get the little Zuckwit here, but get him here.

So a bit of "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer" maybe where Führer = Zuck, or any of the usual political or business leaders* these days?

Ok.. I went there. Bad me.

*I use the term "leader" in it's broadest definition and many of those who fit couldn't lead their way out of pig's mud hole.

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Re: Rule Britannia!

Planning on putting HMS Victory back in the water and setting sail to wave the flag are you?

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Re: The heat is on

But apart from bolstering their own campaigns, what would be achieved by it?

Easy... he could be irritating Brits instead of saying here and irritating those of us in the US.