* Posts by Mark 85

12880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, oi oi oi! Tech zillionaire Ray's backdoor crypto for the Feds is Clipper chip v2

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Re: Making Non-compliant Encryption Illegal

This isn't a problem with the LEA's. If you use a strong, unapproved encryption than obviously you are a criminal. A little porridge time for you then.

And the BS argument that "if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is tossed out, the glorious government officials should be the first to go naked without encryption.

Newsworthy Brit bank TSB is looking for a head of infrastructure

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Cannon fodder wanted?

Have resume, will travel. This doesn't sound like either a fun or secure gig. Maybe if they pay well enough, someone will take it for the money. I just hope they're close to retirement.

Boss sent overpaid IT know-nothings home – until an ON switch proved elusive

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They really don't make them like that any more.

But if they did, they wouldn't be selling printers anymore only the overpriced ink. But people want the latest shiny so planned obsolescence leads to more profits.

BOFH: Guys? Guys? We need blockchain... can you install blockchain?

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Re: The value of IoT

IoT has value... to the company who made it, to the company who sells it. To everyone else...not so much. But it does look on the report to shareholders that they are on the bleeding edge of IoT. Next year, it will be something else.

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Re: Weight lifting

What is the weight lifting capacity of blockchain

Obviously... 42

Can't log into your TSB account? Well, it's your own fault for trying

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Re: You bastard!

If only! I just had the feeling it was last year, and I'm realizing 6 years have passed...

As my father would say: "5 minutes on hot stove seems like a 5 hours. 5 hours with a beautiful woman seems like 5 minutes." So process the timescale accordingly.

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Re: We are currently experiencing large volumes of customers

"The pensioners seemed happy enough"

Huh? This is one who wouldn't have been.

Probably the ones from the old folks home who only get to go out once or twice a month on the bus and know that the drive will get pissed if they make him wait more than 10 minutes. . But in this case, they actually got to stand around and talk to other people. Hopefully, the bus driver was in line with them.

Europe fires back at ICANN's delusional plan to overhaul Whois for GDPR by next, er, year

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They seemed to have missed the simplest solution - just turn off Whois. It's mostly just used by copyright cartels to sue people anyway.

Exactly. How hard can it be to turn of the display of the fields that need to be hidden? For those that get access to the full Whois, turn the fields on for them when they log in.

I would think that if they had cut out a few trips to exotic locations for "fact finding" and "discussions" and then actually thought about it, that the problem would have been solved by now.

Want to make a super-earth? Bring on the frikking lasers

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They probably don't. For that laser, we'd need a really huge shark and a bigger boat.

IBM turnover shrinks $28bn in 6 years but execs laugh all the way to the bank

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Simple logic. If manglement bonuses are to a different goal than employees, then there's a problem. But being "different'" allows management get bonuses by not paying the troops' bonuses. Simple math that works for the board.

I spy with my little eye ... a quantum drum with TRILLIONS of atoms

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Re: Now I'm hungry ;)

Microwaves? Does that mean it can also act as part of my instant microwave oven lunch?

If so, would it shorten the heating time? Would it work on food bigger than small stuffed mushroom? It might even allow you to fire up the microwave at home and heat the food at work via "entanglement". Enquiring minds and all that....

If you're looking for bad news about Microsoft, top tip: look away now

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Re: rewards for 'bad behavior'

It's not about vendor/customer relations.. it's about share price and dividends. I suppose that once Win10 yearly billing comes in from non-commercial users, things will look even better to the money counters. Given the way Win10 has been going it sounds like "they're not customers, they're testers and will be paying for the privilege."

James Webb Space Telescope + luck = long distance astrofun

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Re: James Webb Space Telescope + luck = ...

Let's just hope it gets launched... and that the launch is successful. Finally, lets just hope the darned thing actually works. I'm surprised it hasn't rotted away as long as it's taken to build it.

Who will fix our Internal Banking Mess? TSB hires IBM amid online banking woes

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Re: Half and half?

In addition to the champers... you forgot to mention the upper management bonuses being passed around. That account is probably handled by a different bank.

Astroboffins peep at the largest orgy of galaxies banging into each other

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Re: Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Might this be the first sign that the universe is starting to collapse back into the one rather large ball of matter as it was just before the big bang? And so it begins.....

Power spike leads Chinese police to 600-machine mining rig

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Re: Maybe marijuana growers will mine instead?

Sign me up for a couple also. My creative brain cells could use the boost.

US schools' IT systems drop out after weekend firmware update misery

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No comments from those companies involved... Seems to be happening more and more frequently. I suspect El Reg is getting a reputation.

America's states try to restart net neutrality – with very mixed results

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ISP's using an old tactic...

Since they got the FCC to do their bidding, the States will take upon themselves, however, that leaves the states open to the "divide and conquer" ploy which is now being played out.

TSB boss: We know everything's working, you just can't see that

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And I really can't see how his doctorate in mathematical physics qualifies him either for banking or running a corner shop.

From what I've read of the man... having him running (or even sweeping the floor) some nuke lab would be very scary.

Oh dear... Netizens think 'private' browsing really means totally private

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Re: Privacy suggestions

The "OFF" button works better.

Cosmic prang probe: Euro space boffins to smash sats, virtually

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Re: Throwing themselves into the void to escape all this hideousness!

Seriously, if the machines will rise, it will start with the comms stuff. Because they are sick and tired of all the crap they have to relay.

I guess we'll have to learn to live without cat memes then...

ICANN takes Whois begging bowl to Europe, comes back empty

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Re: Now I know why very littles been happening with Brexit

So both use the "governance by committee" method whereby lots of meetings but no actual decisions? I'm sure that if they handed the WHOIS issue over to a few competent programmers (not outsourced to some low bidding company/country) the solution could be implemented rather quickly. But that would require a <gasp> decision on ICANN's part.

Recycling tech biz bosses get years for VAT fraud, money laundering

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Re: Kindergarten Stuff

Folks if you're going to do it then set your sights high or at the very least learn from professionals.

Old saying that if you might have to serve the time, make sure it's worth it. IOW, these guys (looking at the money they made) were very small fish in a very large ocean.

Danish submariner sent down for life for murder of journalist Kim Wall

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Re: "psychiatrist eval prior to release"

It's long past time that the judicial system recognised that psychopaths are incurable and should be executed.

I guess we need more prisons than as there's a lot of psychopaths running amok. They do seem to be everywhere... government, law enforcement, sales, marketing, etc.

There's just one month left 'til the big day: May 25... but don't panic!

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I believe it needs to be white, of large size, and probably all cotton. Not sure about fire proof though...

Whoops! Google forgot to delete Right To Be Forgotten search result

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The "declined to comment" says more than what they want or so it seems. Maybe "the fix" is in between Google and lawyers? Or this could be grounds for a future lawsuit so their hiding their cards until it's time to play them.

UK 'meltdown' bank TSB's owner: Our IT migration was a 'success'

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Millions of dollars of mortgage arrears shouldn't even be on the Lloyds or TSB accounts database - so where the hell did that data come from? An overflow perhaps?

It sounds like no one checked for existing database names on both sides. Then again, British vs Italian.. what could go wrong?

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Meanwhile the low level techs who are currently putting in 24 hrs of overtime a day to sort the problem will be dismissed and outsourced as soon as they've repaired the system as we cant afford to pay them that much they know too much about this fiasco.

FTFY

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Re: Top down or bottom up?

Had anyone bothered to ask the testers on the ground what they thought, the answer would have been unanimous.

You're assuming that they actually had "testers". Apparently not or they some so incompetent to be just meaningless as not having any.

State spy agencies 'outsource surveillance' to foreign partners – campaign group

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Re: BIt late...

like J. Edgar Hoover, the spies have enough dirt to actually control their theoretical masters.

Isn't that the simplest answer and therefore the one that's probably correct? Control for budget and whatever else they feel they can label as "security".

Reg writer Richard went to the cupboard, seeking a Windows Phone...

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Pirate

Re: I use windows phones (because no one else will)

Even rudimentary apps such as those from banks and newspapers are unavailable on Windows mobile... which kind of defeats the purpose of having a SMARTphone

But then, there's many of us who don't give a crap about apps. We just want a mobile phone to use as a phone, not some dinky, overpriced, portable computer.

Icon: Because it's not always about going with the flow in tech.

Scratch Earth-killer asteroid off your list of existential threats

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Re: dinosaur astronomers..

The Trumpasurus then?

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Re: We need sentinels out past the asteroid belt looking for incoming.

You're missing a trick... we include a lot of fuel with each of the sentinels. Then when they spot something on a collision course they ram it - which should alter the orbit sufficiently for it to miss. And if it's caught far enough out it'll only need a fairly small tap to make the difference.

We'll just have to make damn sure that the "nudge" pushes the incoming away from Earth and doesn't accidentally turn a near-miss (I hate that term) into a bullseye.

IETF: GDPR compliance means caring about what's in your logfiles

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So a few weeks for logs? Fine. Do it. You may never need them beyond that. But if you do need to know what happend a couple of months ago?

You might if you're not keeping up with the logs. Look at the breeches that went on for months without being noticed.

Then again, if you're mining user data, etc.... all bets are off on how long it's kept. I'm looking at you Google and Facebook as prime examples.

US sanctions on Turkey for Russia purchases could ground Brit F-35s

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Re: Could I interest the UK in...

Not a good idea to launch a rocket/bazooka or the like from inside the airplane.

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Indeed it is politics and on a global scale with high stakes. If we go back to Reagan and his "star wars", that effectively broke up both physically and economically the USSR. I'm thinking the

Russians are returning the favor by increasing the threat level and verbal BS.

Revenge pornography ban tramples free speech, law tossed out – where else but Texas!

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Murky waters here. I guess the legislatures didn't bother to consult with judges or legal scholars than before writing and passing a law?

Translating Facebook's latest 'Hard Questions' PR spin – The Reg edit

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Re: Think about Facebook's original design - Its almost as if

Considering the inroads FB is making everywhere in the world, there might be some plan developing. Something way beyond "let's start a webpage that brings friends together"... I don't think it's "created by a failed state despot " but now that he sees the power he and FB have, he could be a wanna-be despot.

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Re: I'd pay...

How would you know if they did_not_do_stuff? Sure, you may not see ads from them but what about other sites which they could be selling the info to? Personal info is a commodity like it or not.

And while were at it... various sources indicate that Zuck has given serious thought to running for political office... the big white one. Do you think if that's true that he'd give all that data that could be used in a campaign?

DON'T PANIC! America's net neutrality won't be ending today after all

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And then, once everyone agrees everything is fine, the cable companies will slowly start putting new restrictions in place while aggressively marketing them as a positive thing for consumers.

So business and another shell-game as usual then?

'Your computer has a virus' cold call con artists on the rise – Microsoft

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Re: Automated calls

Be bold... go ahead and press 1... then launch on whoever talks to you. Or just press "0" repeatedly. Sometimes you get a human.

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Pint

Re: Re "putting the phone down is almost always the right thing to do."

A salute and applause to your wife. She's obviously a master and rest of us are rank amatures.

Icon: A toast.

Sysadmin unplugged wrong server, ran away, hoped nobody noticed

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Maybe I'm looking at this wrong, but I'd shut it down, then disconnect it at the boxen. No need to rip up the floors, knock other cables loose. I also label the cables and leave a note in extra large bold about what server goes there and where it currently is located.

CEO insisted his email was on server that had been offline for years

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Re: That sounds like the story of a madhouse

I'm just about to leave one job and they are offering me a pay rise. My thoughts are why am I not on this salary in the first place, so I wont be accepting it.

I learned back in the '70's to never, ever accept a counter offer from your employer no matter how good it is. They will use it as a wedge to treat you unmercifully and also put you at the top of the layoff list. I wasn't the one who accepted the counter offer, it was friend and within two years, he was not his old self but rather beaten down.

Chinese web giant finds Windows zero-day, stays schtum on specifics

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Given that it's China, I wonder how many zero-days they have that haven't been reported? I'd also assume that Russia has a few along with the 5-I's. But it is a good gesture on their part.

Facebook privacy audit by auditors finds everything is awesome!

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Re: Quick Google search gives...

One needs to remember that they made their name doing "accounting" err... vote tabulation for various high visibility award programs, like the Oscars, etc. Their name is out there and well known. However, all the scandals haven't seemed to touch them in the public eye.

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Ok.. so they're compliant with their 2011 Consent policy.

A lot has happened in 7 years. Maybe they need an updated policy in light of all current BS and then audit to that. Although after the dog and pony show with Congress, I guess all will be declared well by all parties and it'll be business as usual. SSDD or maybe SSDY*.

*SSDY = Same S**t Different Year

BOFH: We know where the bodies are buried

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Re: I like the new Boss

But.... at some point, he'll become a liability due to knowing that while there are bodies buried, he doesn't know how many or where. Finding out either of those two things should earn him his own personal sized carpet roll.

Tech bribes: What's the WORST one you've ever been offered?

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Socks? Again?

What the hell is with the socks? That's someth8ing your mother or grandmother give you for Christmas. Seems to be a very common handout by tech companies. Just weird.

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Re: My Account Manager

I knew a person who worked for a company like that. No one ever got fired but their bonuses took a hit. BTW, he quit after the first week as their ethics really sucked. The company only lasted about 2 years with certain execs taking a legal hit.