* Posts by Mark 85

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Rowhammer strikes networks, Bolton strikes security jobs, and Nigel Thornberry strikes Chrome, and more

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Mixed signal?

Bolton (and by proxy his boss) are killing off the cybersecurity advisor position and yet the State Department is setting up one. It will be interesting to see of other departments follow the State Department's lead. If so, there will be a multi-tailed monster created without a head to coordinate things. How exactly will eliminating one position while creating a whole new set of sub departments "draining the swamp"?

Robo-callers, robo-cops, robo-runners, robo-car crashes, and more

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Those seem to be good uses. What is troubling is that Google is an ad slinger. There's probably more cash in this for them by selling the service for spam calls. I just hope it never gets a southern Asian accent and says it's from "Microsoft and you have a virus.".

Shining lasers at planes in the UK could now get you up to 5 years in jail

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Re: Net effect, nil

Every government does this. Pass laws that realistically can't be enforced But, those who pass the law get to wave their arms and shout "There, we did something!!!!". and presumably get re-elected.

Fixing a printer ended with a dozen fire engines in the car park

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Re: I, for one, welcome our insectile overlords...

I have a friend where at one place he worked it was ants. Somehow a power supply shorted and went up in smoke and there were dead ants inside the PC. He started telling folks the cause was

"Fire Ants".

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Pint

Re: Engage pedant mode.....

Picky, picky, picky. It's Friday and beer o'clock.

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Re: smoke, try flames

Seems that a lot of us have potential Darwin Nominees for users. <sigh> I seriously wonder how they ever made it to adulthood.

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Re: Had the fire brigade called to a five star hotel, in Malta....

It could even ask you bread related philosophical questions in order to stimulate the individual over breakfast. It's a great idea. I'll make a fortune. All I need now is a name for it...

Well, Bob is already taken by some old software. How about Tony the Toaster or for the up scale market Anthony the Toaster?

Facebook misses Brit MPs' deadline, promises answers on Monday

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Devil

Re: I wonder ...

Could we outsource this to the Russians, in this case they might even do it for free.

Won't happen. The Russians need his company for spreading the "news".

Make masses carry their mobes, suggests wig in not-at-all-creepy speech

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Re: compulsory carrying of location-aware technology

While I agree that we should bell the cat, so to speak, judges, law enforcement, government officials higher than peon level, will all be exempt from the rule for their own safety.

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Re: Blooming Hell

Too late. The cat is out of the box as he brought it up. Apparently it was more "rhetorical" than actual or maybe it was actual. The catch is, others will pick this up and try to pass it.

Just curious, is there a penalty if one takes one's phone, cancels the contract and tosses their phone in the river/tip/dump? I'd be very much inclined to do that.

FCC sets a record breaking $120m fine for rude robocalls

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Re: Only $120,000,000?

Let's face it, fines for these kinds of things are eyewash for the masses. The laws should be changed and penalties should increase and minimum sentences in years or even decades. Make the penalty high enough and the problem will drop. However, there are those who always thing that a) they're smarter than the law and b) the law doesn't apply to them.

US border cops told not to search seized devices just for the hell of it

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I'm not sure I get this... he was found to be carrying illegal items onto an airliner... so a search of his phone (in his lawyer's eyes) wasn't appropriate? I would think that a full body search along with ALL carried items would be appropriate. And then applying for a warrant to search property (home, car, etc.) would then be needed.

Bombshell discovery: When it comes to passwords, the smarter students have it figured

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<shrugs> Small survey.... large error probable.

Meh... seems to be a good start for research but the sample size is so insignificant as to make it meaningless. I hope that someone will follow up and perhaps validate this with a larger set of numbers.

US Congress finally emits all 3,000 Russian 'troll' Facebook ads. Let's take a look at some

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Re: Lemme see

Not all left-wingers are extreme. The more middle of the road ones were possibly the target. Move enough of them away or to vote for the "good guy" and it's a win.

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Re: I fail to understand

I don't think it's the individual ads per se. Looking at this "random" sample and others, they all appear to be from supposedly right-leaning organizations. More of statements supporting the right than Clinton.

The screams of "fake news" maybe should be "fake ads". Hell, I view suspiciously those who scream "fake news" except for one or two outlets and that includes the guy at the top. One has to think through and look at the argument, the information offered (real or fake) and then the source. All sources should be suspect as they all have their agendas.

Old saying applies... "it's hard to find the chocolate in all the crap in a cesspool". It's getting worse but it's what we need to do be informed.

Zookeepers charged after Kodiak bear rides shotgun to Dairy Queen

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Re: Typical, Tight-Ar-e Canadian Civil Servants

Typical bureaucratic and elected officials' stupidity and/or nannyism. It's not just Canada as down here below the border we have a lot of stupid laws like that. Too many to list in fact.

It's either some special interest such as "think of the children", monetary interest for much of this, or, it's just some elected drone who wants to be seen as "doing something" come election time. It runs amok in the whole governmental food chain from locals to the national. Not sure what we can do about it except maybe bulldoze all government and start over.

It's Galileo Groundhog Day! You can keep asking the same question, but it won't change the answer

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Re: ???

Q1 - The special encryption keys needed to access the high accuracy features (to guide missiles for instance) are only available to EU members.

Do you actually have the missiles/warheads to use this? Just curious as I thought other than sub launched missiles (US controlled I believe), you guys don't have any ICBM's.

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Re: "[My] iPhone will be picking up Galileo and GPS at the same time - will that need an upgrade?"

At this point in time, if he's on the committee, he should know. Or was he just there to sail in, wave his phone around, get in the news, and sail out?

But he's an elected official. This behavior seems pretty universal to me. Just revisit the Zuck's little visits to the US Congress. He baffled them with BS, said nothing really, and they just proceeded with more inane questions. I think the term is "show boating".

There will be blood: BT to axe 13,000 employees

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What exactly are you downloading to make your line equivalent to a public sewer?

BT's annual report maybe?

Brit govt told to do its homework ahead of talks over post-Brexit spy laws and data flows

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"It's called planning."

Planning!!! I unclog my nose in the general direction of your "planning". So 20th Century.

Luckily we have a thrusting, up-to-date government, freed from hideously-outdated Waterfall dogmas, making glorious progress towards an Agile Brexit.

Agile? So they have their stand up meetings and then go get something done? Can you send some of those folks versed in this to train our Congress here in the States to do this?

Glibc 'abortion joke' diff tiff leaves Richard Stallman miffed

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Re: Wait, what?

Not just the industry but civilization. Everyone takes everything too seriously, however humor isn't universal so some will be offended. To those... if it offends you, don't look. If one is of religious ilk, then "if thy eye offends thee, pluck it out".

A pox on political correctness....

So when can you get in the first self-driving car? GM says 2019. Mobileye says 2021. Waymo says 2018 – yes, this year

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The system will only work on freeways in the United States and Canada – and will be specifically geo-fenced to make sure it won't work outside of them\

So, driver hits the highway, turns on autopilot, takes nap. Car gets to exit with snoozing driver... and then turns it self off because of the geo-fencing. Or does it ignore the exit, pull over and shut down? I'd hope that it just doesn't keep going.

NASA boss insists US returning to the Moon after Peanuts to show for past four decades

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Re: It was a dark and stormy night...

<ominous organ music in the background slowly comes up> Announcer: "But what about Mary Lou?". <Music fades out><screen goes to black><credits roll>

T-Mobile owner sends in legal heavies to lean on small Brit biz over use of 'trademarked' magenta

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Methinks it's "lawyers". They need billings and income so this is the result. In this case, they did something. Stupid it was, but they did something and were paid.

Congress vs Facebook: Great soap opera TV, but don't expect big results

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Re: Not sure I care

What exactly does using windows 10 and google actually cost me.

What does any of this cost you? Your privacy and dignity? You're selling yourself (and all your juicy info) cheap. FB might be worth it for your business and I get it. But minimizing as many data leaks/slurps as possible is or should be the goal.

How pissed off will you be when, not if, some group of crims gets your data, say a bank account access, because one of the slurpers had it was careless? Catch is, they probably already have the info with the major credit reporter slurp not too long ago. Just too much info and that will take them awhile to get to every one's accounts.

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Re: 'This is not an anti nor pro MS post but a simple statement that they do not have monopoly'

The point is retailers / oem's should unbundle themselves from Windows and sell OS-free laptops.

In an ideal world, spot on. The reality is MS did dark and dirty things way back when like "exclusive contracts" where all PC's made by a manufacturer had to be sold with Windows or they lost to right to sell any PCs with windows. There were a lot of strong arm tactics in use in the early days that pretty much killed off the competition. Programs.. the release of incomplete API's with hidden functions killed off Wordperfect. There were others also, like Borland that got caught in the MS mis-information era.

Courting disaster: Watchdog slams UK justice digitisation plans

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Laser beam from space maybe? That ought to do the trick.

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Re: Meh! What's new?

This is true everywhere and not just the UK.

Two big problems are consultants and off-shore doing the work. Consultants will tell you what you want to hear. They seldom ask penetrating questions about the needs of the users for the system nor do the ones specing the system have a clue other than "modern and does everything. Then the work is off-shored to people who are the lowest bidder and haven't a clue. When delivered, the system fails since it doesn't do the things expected but not ever brought up during the spec process.

The way this works reminds of an old marketing guy I knew who thought that equipment should have a "Wonderful" control. It only rotates in one direction to "increase the wonderful" and wouldn't rotate the other way to reduce the "wonderful".

Mirai botnet cost you $13.50 per infected thing, say boffins

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I am impressed

The entire thing-owner cost the Berkeley researchers estimated was US$323,973.75.

They produced an estimate right down to the penny.

It's 2018, and a webpage can still pwn your Windows PC – and apps can escape Hyper-V

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I wish they would unbundle the updates.

I think what is really a pisser is that all the patches are bundled so it's all or nothing. With MS's history of patch problems lately, this makes the decisions on what to install (all or nothing) really problematical. So I guess tomorrow, it will be walk into the lab, fire up a sacrificial PC, install the bundled patch and find a hardcore user out on the floor to test it for us. Lately, we've started deploying to one user after we spend a few days looking for the obvious. Then 2 or 3 more the following day and continue for a week before passing it to the whole company. It beats the hell out of suddenly having to re-image our PC's when a faulty patch bricks the machine. It's only happened once so we learned our lesson.

Before they bundled this stuff, we could deploy small groups of patches (each bundle being different) and see what was breaking us. Not any more.

Uber and NASA pen flying taxi probe pact

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Pilotless Helicopters?

I daresay that this is stuff of science fiction. With Uber involved, maybe it ought to stay in that realm. Seriously, the idea of a helicopter without a human pilot just seems like trouble. Especially airports and then dealing with the updrafts from tall buildings, etc. in a city. Having piloted some many years ago and understanding their unique flight envelopes the idea of full auto pilotless terrifies me.

JEDI mind tricks: Brakes slammed on Pentagon's multibillion cloud deal

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.....something that has, understandably, caused much anguish among cloud PORK vendors

FTFY. The pork it supposed to be spread around, not just given to one company.. <sigh>

Africa's internet body hit with sexual harassment cover-up claims

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Re: Another Day

Rule of thumb says "people in power want to stay in power". The corollary is "Absolute power corrupts absolutely". Both apply here and also places like Battistelli's domain amongst others. Even FB has it's power center.

So, we'll keep seeing these in government and corporations. There's probably a lot more we just haven't heard about... yet.

Yes, people see straight through male displays of bling (they're only after a fling)

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"Tiny Dick" around most of the US seems to be the one driving the large flashy pickup that's lifted about 12" or higher, flashy rims, big tires, and loud exhaust.

LESTER looks up, spins its wheels: The Register’s beer-butler can see ...

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So Lester, who was loftily shooting for the stars with a Playmobile pilot, now has successors who are designing a beer delivery robot. To be faithful to the memory of Lester, iIt needs the capacity to deliver a post-pub-nosh. Fresh and hot, please.

Social networks have already violated the spirit of GDPR

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Re: "researchers to be given access to Facebook data. Like Dr Kogan?"

There's the same problem with credit agencies like the Equifax hack. A large target that was breeched and now we're all in peril. It'll depend on the degree of watchfulness we have to have over our finances, etc. and the cleverness of the miscreants who use it. Laws are fine, implementation is tough. I hope the GDPR helps close some backdoors, etc. to the miscreants and if sites holding less data means less hacks and attacks, then that will be good.

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Re: "All in the name of safety"

Not to remind everyone of that famous saying about exchanging liberty for safety, but that's exactly where we have ended up.

There's some question about this... was the liberty given up willingly or subversively? And what is the safety we get in return? I see our liberties being stripped but no real "safety" in return. The only ones that benefit are those in power, be it government, advertisers, data hawkers... the Zucks of the world.

Some say we have choices but the reality is that those days may be long gone. FB sucks up even non-members info whenever possible. Google, et al, do the same. It's very possible that the genie can't go back in the bottle as he/she has gorged themselves to point that they're too large, too secretive to return to it.

Equifax reveals full horror of that monstrous cyber-heist of its servers

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I do believe that Equifax should a) send letter to everyone who's data was taken along with a check for say... $100. That alone (just the letters) would cost them a small fortune. b) When they're done with the letters, nuke the whole damn company (make sure to get board and officers) from space. They don't deserve to exist.

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Re: And how...

Nope...there's two other companies just a big who do the same thing. So there's a 1 on 3 chance of some company saying "no" if they only check Equifax. If the company says "no", then tell them to check the other two if they want your business.

Hacking charge dropped against Nova Scotia teen who slurped public records from the web

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Looks like all the officials who made the "let's hang him" statements from the Premier on down out to be fined. Nothing like issuing "he's guilty, guilty, guilty" statements before the investigation is complete. Seems the officials' CYA attempts didn't pan out...

At least the cops were honest and thorough.

The Sun will blow up into a huge, glowing bubble of gas during its death

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Coat

Once once the sun starts this process, we'll have about 135 hours to get the ultimate suntan before becoming a ball of flame ourselves then. Not that any of us will still be around when it happens in about 6 billion years but good to know anyway.

Icon: The one with the SPF 1000 sunscreen in the pocket.

Is your gadget using secondhand memory? Predictable senility allows boffins to spot recycled NAND chips

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Skeptical....not the intent but with the manufacturers.

The group hopes that the techniques could be used by manufacturers to test and weed out the older chips that, in an industrial control device, would cause the entire unit to go down should they fail. In the process,

Won't this go against the manufacturer's needs to sell product will cutting costs? If the boxen fails, they'll sell another one.

The world is becoming a computer, says CEO of worldwide computer company Microsoft

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Here's a thought, MS.

How about an OS that just works? Updates don't brick it, ads don't appear, icons and programs don't get whipped out? Everything else is just eyewash if the basics don't work properly and are stable.

Zombie Cambridge Analytica told 'death' can't save it from the law

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Re: Too Late

Somehow, I just don't believe for a minute that the data has been wiped from them. All they did was fire some workerbees and then rename the company in reality. Same crew up top running the place. They probably haven't even turned off the servers.

Data=money. Since most don't know what or how much data they have, there's little incentive for them to destroy it.

Password re-use is dangerous, right? So what about stopping it with password-sharing?

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Sites sharing passwords with each other?

No. Just no. Did the researchers think about what will happen if say SiteA is breeched? I read what they said but supposedly most sites only keep a hashed version of the password, yet we see email addies and passwords being dumped on Hunt's site all the time. So obviously passwords aren't as secure as these guys think they are.

Waymo van prang, self-driving cars still suck, AI research jobs, and more

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Devil

Re: Baby's first words are surely...

print("Hello World!")

Surely that after looking at today's world and all the computers running it, the tech execs, etc., those have to go down in history as the scariest words in the world. Hell, FB alone gives me the shivers and not a product.. err.. user.

FCC shifts its $8bn pot of gold, sparks fears of corporate money grab

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Re: Interest

Err... the Treasury Department pays one helluva lot in interest towards the deficit budgets Congress passes. In government, 50 million is chump change... 50 Billion is apparently at that level now.

Google will vet political ads to ward off Phantom Menace of fake news

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Re: Google Ministry of Truth

There's two Googles.... one the search engine, the other the ad slinger. I'm thinking this is for the ad slinger. There's a long tradition (early days of radio and even newspapers) where the stations seemed to be politically aligned to certain parties and/or candidates and would not accept ads for those candidates they disagreed with. That started changing in the '70s as I recall.

Note that almost all newspapers in the US were not considered politically neutral. There was one that actually was acknowledge by both sides (The Christian Science Monitor) that was neutral and tried to present both sides to an issue.

Pentagon in uproar: 'China's lasers' make US pilots shake in Djibouti

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Re: Laser canon and sonic death rays.

also note..... When it comes to serious laser pointers ( 2000mW and up handheld ) , the leading global brands are.... US companies...

And they are made..... where? Yeah, China and sold all over the world. It may not even be the Chinese but a bunch of locals "playing" with them.