* Posts by Mark 85

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Microsoft gives users options for Office data slurpage – Basic or Full

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The Full level does a bit more, giving Microsoft carte blanche to nag helpfully inform users about functions and features that might be of interest.

Microsoft, via its support website, was at pains to point out that no personal data has been deliberately collected, and there is no way to identify a netizen from the slurped information.

These two statements seem to be contradicting each other. Which is it? Anonymous or identifiable for all the helpful features?

US Senator Ron Wyden to Pentagon: Encrypt your websites

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Facepalm

Insecure DoD websites... has anyone checked them for having a nasty that's spewing spam? If they can't protect their websites, can they actually protect the country? Enquiring minds and all that.

Hold on. Here's an idea. Let's force AI bots to identify themselves as automatons, says Cali

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We don't have bots calling us yet, but we do have the recorded "Hi, I'm XXXXXX from account services. Yada Yada.". I usually hang up before the 5 minutes of "yada yada" starts. Bots would probably let you talk to them... or not. So I hope CA passes this and other States follow suit.

Oz sports’ pee-samplers outed buying Cellebrite phone-crack kit

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This really is a puzzle... a sports association wants to crack cellphones. I'm still not getting the logic now matter how hard I try to wrap my mind around this. I think I've just about heard it all. Are any of the Arks other than the "B" one ready for passengers yet?

EmDrive? More like BS drive: Physics-defying space engine flunks out

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Just off the top of my head.. how big and how heavy is the device(s)? If gravity is throwing a curve ball into the works, make a mini-sat, launch it out into the void and see what happens. Probably not really ready to do that yet as apparently there's "design" issues. On the other hand, it might be bullocks like perpetual motion machines.

Swiss sausage sizzler 4.0 hits 200 bangers per hour

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No fire then? <sigh> The best are cooked over and open fire or charcoal, IMO.

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Re: No Char

I upvoted you for the "extra flavor" part. But go look at the picture in the link. Those sausages have some nice browning and charring in the right places.

I'll take mine on a bun with sauerkraut and a beer to chase it. Beer icon since there's no sausage icon.

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Re: specific sausage style

And from that referenced photo, it appears that the sausages have proper grill marks also. There is a certain break with tradition here that a certain number of the sausages need to be burned and thus given to the household lupine beast. I'm sure said "beast" will not be pleased...

Boffins: Michael Jackson's tilt was a criminally smooth trick

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Re: What the hell is this doing on an IT site???

Quite so, the register is now an IT and footwear site.

It was also a post pub nosh site in the past ... alas and alack.

FBI's flawed phone tally blamed on programming error. 7,800 unbreakable mobes? Er, um...

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Aside from being a vague "blame it on the computer", it fails on basic arithmetic.

Blame this on the computer, blame other things on "not the computer" and I'll add "computers never make mistakes"... I wonder which argument they really believe*?

*The probable answer is: "The one that gets us what today, tomorrow's "want" will be a different reason.

Zuckerberg gets a night off: Much-hyped Euro grilling was all smoke, absolutely no heat

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Re: Be afraid, be very afraid!

Why do this, why not retire Mark?

I don't believe money is the issue, it's power. He's already mentioned possibly getting into politics. He plays the poltics like an old seasoned pro. His view of the world is that it's filled with "dumb f**ks". I daresay, he is concerned about any appearance in the UK as from what 's been in the press, they won't stand for being BS'd. Yes, do be afraid.... he's still young and learning the craft... the very dark craft of politics.

One year late, US senators act on fake net neutrality comments that drowned the FCC

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More eyewash....

The posturing and even the questions remind me of the questions Zuck faced. Nothing of significance but everyone gets some face time in the news.

Folks are shocked – shocked – that CIA-backed Amazon is selling face-recog tech to US snoops, cops

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Re: Not much to see here

Remarkably, he then argued that "in principle, I agree with that" but there was one big problem: internet access is not a free market in the United States.

Probably more than we want to know which is money that could have been spent on live detectives. Those live ones would have probably made quite a few more arrests also. But hi-tech is what is being touted to them and everyone else.

The other thing is that there's no mention of false positives so there's also money wasted.

The only ones who are benefiting seem to be the tech companies.

GDPR for everyone, cries Microsoft: We'll extend Europe's privacy rights worldwide

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So.. no ads for Europe? I'm not a Win10 user but "friends" who do say they see ads on the "desktop".

Yeah... the phone home part is the catch... a big one in my mind. I've go a huge HOSTS file for Win7 which seems to have shut down most of it, but Win10 apparently ignores that file.

Senator Kennedy: Why I cast my Senate-busting vote for net neutrality

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Remarkably, he then argued that "in principle, I agree with that" but there was one big problem: internet access is not a free market in the United States.

Well, kudos for him on this vote as his reason is logical. Next time,...???? Now if the House and Dear Leader would only apply some logic to this issue.

Through many dangers, toils and snares.... SpaceX to send amazing GRACE to spaaaaace

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Re: I hope Space X aren't deliberately dumping these at sea because it's cheaper to.

In the past, some flights didn't have the "landing" because there just wouldn't be enough fuel left in the tanks due to payload weight, etc. This might be a factor here.

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Sounds like you guys are scared of change and there is no facebook login required ffs.

You think? We're IT, paranoia goes with the turf. Even moreso if you hang around security. Now, having said that, why the hell would a money site (OK, cryptocurrency) want to access my photos?

About to install the Windows 10 April 2018 Update? You might want to wait a little bit longer

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Re: Always-on updates... not that great an idea after all is it?

At some point, they'll probably re-name it to get the focus away from the turd in the sandbox. It'll still be there but just called something else, like "Windows 11"...

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Need to change "standard practices" for users.

Microsoft helpfully provides a tool to do this very thing, although you will need a working PC on hand to make it work – something that might be a problem if your only PC has been borked.

Shouldn't this be "standard practice" with Win 10? Download the tool ahead of time and keep it safe?

Brit water firms, power plants with crap cyber security will pay up to £17m, peers told

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Re: Legacy

So Win 95 and some 10 year old routers aren't legacy?

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Back in the days before the internet was a thing, companies used to use "private circuits" for remote management of utilities infrastructure.

There's still many companies here in the States using "private circuits" just for the security reason alone. That's just one more (or many more) doors that are closed and locked to intruders. The IT security staff is better able to focus on the customer "access" instead of being spread over more infrastructure. Seems that the "private circuit" is actually cheaper than having the costs associated with using the internet. I don't see why the power and utilities can't do the same things.

By "private circuits", they're leasing just a line with a connection at each end and no "public" access to that line. Seems to be working from what I see.

UK digital committee fumes: You didn't answer our questions, Facebook. (Psst. EU. Pass 'em on)

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Re: !!!

Reading the articles on this issue, I'm thinking that Zuck doesn't dare go the UK because the committee has a clue and won't be snowed under by the BS he tossed at the US Congress. Now if the EU will take the hint and get some knowledgeable types to ask intelligent questions and follow up questions (not the dog and pony show from the US Congress), there might be some answers or (hopefully) users will take note and dump FB.

Also is noted that FB is now "pre-installed" on Android phones. FB is definitely attempting to own the world and everyone in it, willing or not.

Hitler 'is dead' declares French prof who gazed at dictator's nashers

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Re: Death of Conspiracy theories?....not likely.

1 Brain 1 Jar?

On a shelf, in a darkened basement, labeled "A B Normal"

EU considers baking new norms of cyber-war into security policies

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...a little harder for nations to ignore them and perhaps one day lead to more civilised cyber-wars.

The concept of "civilized" warfare (cyber or the shooting types) escapes me. I don't any war ever being "civilized". It's brutal by nature and civilians are merely called "collateral damage".

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Re: Thanks f**k for that.

More likely it will be a photo of a cat running towards you.

Summoners of web tsunamis have moved to layer 7, says Cloudflare

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Re: Please, not a captcha

Seems I run into the "captcha" quite a bit. So yeah, they're still out there. For many sites, it's probably a legacy thing that they figure still works and doesn't piss people off. For others it seems to be a case of "oh look.... we can use this" instead of investing in something better.

Undocumented alien caught stealing orbits in our Solar System

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Alien

So would these "immigrant asteroids" be legal or illegal immigrants? :)

On a serious note it would fantastic to have a satellite land on one or at least get very close for some analysis. However, I don't think most of us will be around if and when that finally happens.

Fella gets 2.5 years in the clink for coughing up cell numbers in $50m junk text message scam

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Re: Why was this guy even needed

Also, why don't we just get rid of premium-rate texts. I don't think we need them.

Probably because somewhere, some company has a lobbyist who's convinced the FCC that "premium services" are needed.

Good news: It's still legal for Apple to keep its MacBook, iPhone batteries from melting

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Does the Patent Office have no obligation to check the patents it issues are valid?

I believe you are correct. They have become paper pushers and only check to see if is a patent already on file. Way back when, you had submit actual hardware for most patents, then it was "proof" and the proof was checked. Now it's "give us the money, we'll check our files and if not a copy of something already there... it's yours." Pretty damn sad state of affairs.

Orbital ATK launches another Cygnus without anything blowing up

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Re: Freedom isn't Free!

There was a movie about this but it was a Russian made satellite: "Space Cowboys". Pure space opera as opposed to SF.

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Re: Environmental impact of burning tons of space junk in earth's atmosphere?

Are you thinking that space exploration and launches should be shut down do to "environmental impact"? The world would be a dimmer, darker place without us looking to the stars. It will also mean that we'll never get off this planet.

Sysadmin hailed as hero for deleting data from the wrong disk drive

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Re: Sometimes just measuring isn't enough...

He was lucky he wasn't taken away in a rubber bag. You were lucky you didn't have to do the cleanup after he was removed.

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Re: Personal Tragedy

In the old days of typing pools people learned - never tear/screw up a document you were throwing in the waste bin. It had a 50/50 chance of being the final good copy you had wanted to keep.

More that a few of us keep our waste bin "hidden" from the cleaners as that is our "temporary" file cabinet.

NASA’s new exoplanet-spotter survives sling past the Moon

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Re: The dark side? Again?

Should we be paranoid? If so, why?

US Congress mulls expanding copyright yet again – to 144 years

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Re: Copyright extensions need to stop

Go look at the history of that little ditty that gets sung at just about everyone's birthday party. It sort of says it all about "greed" and the music industry.

Blood spilled from another US high school shooting has yet to dry – and video games are already being blamed

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The shooters are mostly the upper echelon of US society. They are the rich and the well connected.

Go visit certain neighborhoods in Chicago after dark, preferably on a Friday or Saturday. It sounds like a major firefight there.

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Re: Guns in the hands of stupid people

Same stupid can drive a car, quite legally!

And the news stories about someone running down numbers of people all at once should generate an outcry also...

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Re: $0.02 from a gunless veteran

I quite agree and I'll add this... It's only the white shooters (schools?) getting the attention. A higher percentage of blacks are killed by gunfire than whites. Yet the media and those who bemoan the shootings ignore this. It's just as big a tragedy yet buried somewhere around page 5 in most papers. I should point out, that most of the guns used there are pistols at close range and non-registered (many are stolen guns). Some cities it's so bad the cops don't regularly patrol so as not be targets.

It is a mess out there... black, white... we're killing ourselves. The big question is "why?". Solve that question and maybe the killings will drop.

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Re: spectacular coverage

That might help. I read somewhere about the theory that it's now a numbers game like the more kills the better.

News is a big part of the problem. Does one's news feed need to be filled by any single story be it politics or a shooting?

I can go along with "controls" such as mandatory gun safe locked down and the only access by the owner. I'd love to own an M1 and an M14 but I don't. Same for a .45 pistol. Memory of the military But... kids visiting, a target for burglary, so I don't. Assault weapons weren't used in this case but probably should be banned In my eyes they really are not useful even for home defense or anything other than target shooting. It's their abuse that's the problem.

The catch with banning assault weapons is collecting them. Perhaps a huge license fee, inspections like they do for machine guns. Yes, you can own a machine gun legally here in the States. Pay the application fee (non refundable as I recall), let the government do the background checks, the site security checks, etc. and then there's a yearly license fee. The problem will still be the illegal ones out there.

Making something illegal doesn't stop it and that is crux of the problem.

Tech support made the news after bomb squad and police showed up to 'defuse' leaky UPS

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Facepalm

Re: Boom!

I and my fat fingers, blew it.... should read:

Lesson.. do NOT fool around with batteries unless you can give the job your full attention.

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Re: Boom!

Indeed... very much will they go bang and with many times disastrous results. Back in the day, I did some drag racing. I wasn't there one particular Sunday but heard this from a friend who was. Many of the guys would put 4 12V batteries in the truck wired in parallel. What this did was give them "legal" ballast and also high amps for starting high compression engines. Well, apparently one lad who knew it all had a starting problem. Took his batteries out and put them on a charger. When he put them back, he was connecting them as he installed them while having a beer (stupid thing to do in the pits, IMO, but I digress). The last batter was set into place backwards (reversed). From what I heard the "boom" as he connected the last cable was loud and the guy spent several months in the hospital from burns. Luckily no one else was hurt but there was shrapnel in the cars on either side of his in the pit area. The only thing we could think of is that he had the power turned on in the cockpit while testing and forgot to turn it off before working on the batteries.

Lesson.. do fool around with batteries unless you can give the job your full attention.

Want to know what an organisation is really like? Visit the restroom

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As long as those doing that don't 1) work in the cafeteria 2) don't work around me 3) don't offer to shake hands. I figure it'll be their problem when the dysentery hits. But then decades ago, I spent time in the bush with the troops and no proper sanitary facilities other than a hole in the ground.

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Come again?

Or are you just breathing hard?

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Re: I'm guessing

or a lock box filled with the kind of paper NOBODY would want to steal...

Sadly, most places I've worked have all stocked the grade ZZZ bog rolls that one has to be careful when using so as not to get splinters. Either manglement was cheap or they wanted to toughen up the asses. Many people brought their own from home to use.

Facebook Android app caught seeking 'superuser' clearance

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It's probably hubris on FB's part. Zuck got away with what he did in front of Congress and I do believe he really thinks he's doing nothing "wrong". FB scares me more than any other company for the level of invasiveness. Ok... Google is a close second this week.

UK Supreme Court to probe British spy court's immunity from probing

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This is probably something any spy agency wouldn't want to loose. Spying by nature is secretive. There's about to be a can of worms (or worse) about be opened if the activists win. On the other hand, the spies do need some control. Not an open and shut case and I'd sure hate to be a judge on this....

Eye in the sea skies: Insitu flies Scaneagle 3 UAV in first public demo

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Devil

Re: trade-in

"Trade-in"? No need actually. Just work out a deal to put advertising on wings and fuselage. Maybe tow an advertising banner in non-hostile zones. Advertising works for Google so why not a drone?

Open justice FTW! El Reg fought the law – and El Reg won

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Re: Open justice

Yes, I would hope so. Open justice happens in court room. Secret happens in a dark field or wooded area with someone "disappeared".

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Re: Streisand effect in 3..2...1...

That's ok, IMO. How many of us heard of Cambridge Analytics before the press (El Reg and others) started covering and asking questions? It's the press just doing their job.

Flamin' Nora! Brit firefighters tackle blazing fly-tipped boat

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Re: Get this round my area..

If you are the scumbag owner who is thinking of fly-tipping, the best way to rid yourself of an unwanted boat is simply to scuttle it at sea and make sure you go down with it as it sinks.

Or scuttle it and claim the insurance. Win-win. Boat's gone and money on the pocket. I've heard of car owners doing that here in the States.