* Posts by Mark 85

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Prenda lawyer pleads guilty to moneyshot honeypot scheme

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The DA's statement says more about protecting the image* of lawyers than about the law.

* image -- I guess they have one other than what we mere mortals think or at least think they do.

Beam me up, PM: Digital secretary expected to give Tory conference speech as hologram

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Re: Oh no!

How big will the icon have to be to get a Kar****ian arse in?

This is stuff nightmares are made of.

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The entirety of British politics of any country in the last hundred years must be a tremendous disappointment to you then.

FTFY

SuperProf gets schooled after assigning weak passwords to tutors

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Megaphone

Re: At Superprof we take security seriously and know how key it is to the running of our business

It makes more sense if you replace "security" with "bullshit".

That pretty much sums up every companies' response to any issue. I don't know why they even bother to say it since it automatically sets off the Bullshit Alarm.

Icon: BS klaxon just about worn out from overuse.

The future of humanity: A Bluetooth ball hitting your face – forever

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Of all the stupid, idiotic products one could come up with. The sad part is that it probably will sell very well. On the upside, Darwin will be happy that his "law" will once more be validated. The sad part is that too many people (mostly parents) will by their sprog one and then launch sueballs if said idiot child gets hit by a car while playing with it.

'Oh sh..' – the moment an infosec bod realized he was tracking a cop car's movements by its leaky cellular gateway

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Re: Default passwords? In this day and age?

A pint of piss for the lazy implementers.

It's not lazy, it's about cost and corporate profit. A few cents here, a few cents there, and pretty soon, the shareholder value takes a hit. Public agencies don't answer to corporate bosses but taxpayers and no taxpayer wants taxes raised to "fix" IT stuff since they don't understand it. <sigh> There's the right thing to do and the corporate/public agency thing to do. One would hope that the corporations and public agencies would for once do the right thing.

Facebook Messenger backdoor demand, bail in Bitcoin, and lots more

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No just the bad guys and victims, but anyone including CongressCritters, administration officials...might as well get the goods on those who control the purse strings of their budget.

Gotta' love their belief that a backdoor isn't crackable by miscreants. Or maybe the know that and just don't care?

Shiver me timbers: Symantec spots activist investor Starboard side

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typically these sharks

I think the real sharks in the ocean would take offence call the corporate slime balls "sharks". More like dung beetles.

Facebook flat-out 'lies' about how many people can see its ads – lawsuit

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Pirate

Re: This is another easy win for Facebook

So instead of a "graveyard vote" we now have "graveyard users"? They're alive!!!! Alive I tell you!!!!

Icon: Closest thing to a walking dead I could find.

Now you can tell someone to literally go f--k themselves over the internet: Remote-control mock-cock patent dies

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Re: The mind boggles

As do other body parts. Oh wait, you said "boggles"....

Lo and behold, Earth's special chemical cocktail for life seems to be pretty common

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Alien

Re: Alternative life forms

Alternately, I could be us who will be disgusted with what they did to their planet. Possibly even mutual disgust.

The universe is filled with endless (seemingly) possibilities.

Go Zuck Yourself: Facebook destroys patent suit over timeline

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Barring appeal, the decision means the case is finished.

And there will be an appeal since it's what patent troll attorneys do. Has there ever been a patent troll who didn't keep appealing until they either win or get a settlement?

Net neutrality freaks furious over lack of fury at FCC hearing

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Re: time to fling poop

Mostly spot on but there's a problem. Voters of all ages seem to be only able to look at a single issue and sometimes it's not the issues, it's only about the party. All a hopeful candidate has to do is find that "magic" issue and side with the majority and he can shout bollocks about everything else and still get elected. And that "magic" issue doesn't even have to be valid from past elections where one's linage, marital status/fidelity, etc. are concerned. Start a smear campaign and there's no need to even take a stand on any issue. Politics is poop.

Who was it that hacked Apple? Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie, boy boy boy!

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Re: Apple'sHack

The young lad may have got their attention but the wrong kind of attention. They probably won't touch him with a 10 foot (or 3.048 meters) pole. OTOH, I'm sure there's someone out there that would hire him, maybe even a white hat or at least a gray one.

Your Twitter app stopped working? Here's why

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Oh dear... Twitter stopped working.

Now what will a certain President do to get the word out to the loyal and faithful?

Drama as boffins claim to reach the Holy Grail of superconductivity

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Re: Extraordinary claims—

Only during the day. The Bedouin can have them after dark.

Or they could be hired to go around get the sand dust off the solar cells.

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Re: It's dead, Jim, but not as we know it

I have a string theory for when people ask me "How long is a piece of string?"

I prefer the existentialism answer: "How long do you want it to be?"

Microsoft's Chinese chatbot inspired by images to write poetry

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Depends on the poet and the genre. In this case it's not classical but more "modern". According to some sites like the one below, there's something like 50-100 types of poetry.

http://www.writersdigest.com/whats-new/list-of-50-poetic-forms-for-poets (Google "poetry types list" )for more lists and confusion.

Kids are more likely than adults to submit to peer pressure from robots

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Re: So....

It's about grant money. While the findings and testing fall into the "no s*** that's obvious" department, they did get paid and possibly some academic accolades.

Bitcoin backer sues AT&T for $240m over stolen cryptocurrency

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... and look forward to presenting our case in court,"

Ah, that's something only a lawyer would say.

You: 'Alexa, open Cortana.' Alexa: 'Who?'

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Nope... just nope.

Microsoft bravely suggests that just as users need different people to service cars or offer financial advice, they could use two different digital assistants to manage work and home, while also needing them to collaborate.

Different people to service a car? Financial advice? Nope... one mechanic for car and one finance type for advice, etc. and I trust both the guys I use one helluva lot more than I'd trust Amazon or MS. So why the hell to would anyone want two invasive pieces of crap in their house and talking to each other unless it's to the financial advantage of the suppling companies.

Boffins get fish drunk to prove what any bouncer already knows

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the furthest end contained a fake model of an Oscar fish, a natural predator of zebrafish.

The concept of "fake model" eludes me today... It's either a fake fish or a model of a fish. I think I need to stop testing the alcohol, taurine , and caffeine mixture.

Democrats go on the offensive over fake FCC net neut'y cyberattack

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Witch hunts sometimes don't start at the top.

This case is one of them. Pai took the high road in this, granted. Yet, there's still too many screaming for his head on other matters. But politics makes for strange bedfellows and even stranger decisions at times. I'm not defending the actions that he should be held accountable for but in this case, one has to be fair. The CIO rightly fell on his sword over it.

Pai shouldn't be let off the hook on the other issues and maybe Congress will regain some common sense (if they ever had any) and go for what he's done for his buds at Sinclair and also for big cable with the net neutrality fiasco.

When's a backdoor not a backdoor? When the Oz government says it isn't

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Re: The Holy Trinity

Well, we could guarantee to "protect" everyone by locking everyone up in solitary confinement from birth - some compromises are required in a free society.

Good solution but there's a small problem: who watches the turnkeys and then who watches the watchers?

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Re: Awesome

So how many times are we going to see such technical decisions that are made by people who have no idea of what those decisions imply?

They're politicians not techies. Here in the States there's only a couple of legislators who have a grasp of the issue. The rest (not tech knowledgeable types) want votes, not solutions and thus they come up with stupid solutions to complex problems. It's not just tech stuff, but pretty much anything more than a decision on the dinner menu and maybe what wine goes with what dish.

You can't spin bullshit if your audience is 100x more knowledgeable than you.

See above, not for us techies but votes and <cough>campaign contributions<cough>. So far, techies have been ignored or (in the case of Zuck's appearance in Congress) asked about issues that pretty basic or downright wrong. The "baffle them with BS" answers seemed to have satisfied those legislators.

Google keeps tracking you even when you specifically tell it not to: Maps, Search won't take no for an answer

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"...to improve people's experience..."

This has to be the most overused BS of marketing phrases. It's about improving Google's marketing paycheck. Full Stop. They've gone far beyond mere evil to the point that I fear that they own the darkside.

Whistleblower org chief quits over Assange critic boot demand

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That doesn't seem right. Then again, this is Assange we're speaking of and maybe this is just part of his "self-promotion" persona.

Wasted worker wasps wanna know – oi! – who are you looking at?

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Re: W.A.S.P.

oh... for a moment there I thought you were going to comment on White, Angelo-Saxon, Protestants.

Criminal justice software code could send you to jail and there’s nothing you can do about it

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Re: what about the right to face your accuser?

The isn't accusing anyone nor convicting them. All it's doing is providing the judge/court with sentencing guidelines after a conviction. I won't comment on the validity of said software as others have pretty much covered that ground.

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Re: Trade secrets, pah

Being a "trade secret" is a lot different than a patent. Trade secrets are generally very closely held by the company whereas a patent is published. For example, the recipe for Coca-Cola isn't patented. If it had been, the recipe would be in the wild and anyone could make the product.

Samsung Galaxy Note 9: A steep price to pay

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Re: The one thing I wholeheartedly agree with Jobs on ...

If you need them, you've failed.

Actually, no! My wife bought this model because of the stylus. She has several physical issues that the stylus and the screen size solved. Other than every thing seeming to "update" (looking at your apps Google), she's pretty happy with it.

UK cyber cops: Infosec pros could help us divert teens from 'dark side'

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Re: @JimmyPage - disinformation

All very well. The problem is that people who don't know about Islam prefer getting their facts from the UKIP-EDL "scholars" interpretation of it.

Apparently, certain groups (Al Quida comes to mind along with ISIS) seem to interpret things in the Quran:differently. Christians have the same problem with some churches/sects preaching the exact opposite of what the Bible says. So even devoted followers get mislead.

US voting systems: Full of holes, loaded with pop music, and 'hacked' by an 11-year-old

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Re: how about

They have their own problems, as Al Gore will attest after losing to George W Bush due to hanging chads.

Actually, no. The old mechanicals that the OP mentions had no paper at all. Some models did have a paper roll inside for a backup tally but they were rare. So no chads, just a very satisfying "clunk - clunk" as you pulled the lever to register your votes.

Snap code snatched, Pentagon bans bands, pacemakers cracked, etc

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To help admins?

"For advanced troubleshooting, IT experts will typically use tools such as the Windows Debugger (WinDbg), SysInternals Tools, or write their own," the guru explained.

Maybe, but more then likely the real users will be miscreants.

What do a meth, coke, molly, heroin stash and Vegas allegedly have in common? Broadcom cofounder Henry Nicolas

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Re: Another affluenza victim, shirley.

Trump can't do anything for him in Nevada though,

Not at this point anyway. But if he's convicted, a pardon could be arranged.....

Phased out: IT architect plugs hole in clean-freak admin's wiring design

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Re: get out quick

People in the same room as the incident were wandering around dazed for minutes, like zombies.

I'm surprised that there's no mention of flash burns. They got lucky. I saw an electrician drop a large screwdriver into an power box in factory once. People 10 feet away got flash burns. The electrician didn't die but he was badly burned and off work for year.

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NEVER assume the architect knows best!

We techies don't. However, manglement does and they are the ones who get to talk to the architect. It's our job to clean up other people's messes and smile about it.

Space, the final Trump-tier: America to beam up $8bn for Space Force

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Re: I don't understand why they need it

Seems that the current military/civilian leadership ( such that it is ) lost sight of the basics in Vietham and haven't regained it. The basic rule is: "take the ground and hold it". If you don't do that, you'll never win a war but just spend money and lives and go home broke and in defeat.

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Re: "There's no reason for the Air Force to exist"

{5) US Coast Guard

https://www.military.com/join-armed-forces/us-military-overview.html

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I was sort of hoping for "Space Marines"... tribute to the science fiction/science pulp writers of decades past.

Brain brainiacs figure out what turns folks into El Reg journos, readers

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Re: Maybe, just maybe

Exactly. We're not pessimists. We're realists. While this study has value to the researchers, in our jobs it's pure BS and almost a job requirement. We, in the trenches of IT, deal daily with the Murphy Law: "if anything can go wrong, it will".

Congresscritters want answers on Tillerson's rm -rf /opt/gov/infosec

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Re: We all know the US doesn't need cyber-security...

And if this were a Clinton administration, your comment might be relevant. As t is, it's just whataboutism to distract from the issue at hand.

Actually, I find it very relevant. Seems that too many in power seem to believe that they are above everything and everyone else and thus, don't need cybersecurity as no one would dare hack them.

Surprise, surprise. Here comes Big Cable to slay another rule that helps small ISPs compete

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Re: So the FCC gets to make the decision.

Point: free market works. gummint needs to get out of the way.

In an open market where there is competition, yes, it works very well. In a monopoly market, not so well to the point of not at all.

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So the FCC gets to make the decision.

Well, we know how that will turn out, don't we since Pai has the big kids' backs. It's too bad that he's not elected and could be voted out.

Wondering what to do with that $2,300 burning a hole in your pocket?

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Feels like a carnival grifter to me.

Too much hype raises expectations too high. Lot's of yelling and handwaving. And then there's more promises of 'bigger and better" much like the grifter and his pea under the shell. But they just had to do it to get "funding".

Oracle's JEDI mine trick: IT giant sticks a bomb under Pentagon's $10bn single-vendor cloud plan

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Re: Interesting that Oracle worries about "lock-in"

So what did Oracle do, price themselves out of the running? OTOH, I'm surprised they didn't argue that the contract should go to the highest bidder.

Hey, you know what a popular medical record system doesn't need? 23 security vulnerabilities

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After today's other news about FB wanting your banking details, they obviously want to be able to offer medical ads and great loan rates to pay for it. Need a pacemaker? Here's where to buy and a great payment plan. Anything goes for profit...

Facebook insists it has 'no plans' to exploit your personal banking info for ads – just as we have 'no plans' to trust it

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So chances are they got your account number? Then there will the idiots in the crowd who will go on FB to ask the bank a question and give their account number.

I'm assuming of course that FB isn't asking for every customer's details... err... crap... now that think about it, they probably are.

Greybeard greebos do runner from care home to attend world's largest heavy metal fest Wacken

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Re: While we're on the subject ...

Wish I could upvote that more than once. Amen, the Stones are rock and roll...

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Re: A couple weekends ago ...

[0] No, not the Tom Petty version you heathen.

Thank <deity> that it wasn't.