* Posts by Mark 85

12884 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Yahoo! $50m! hack! damages! bill!, Russian trolls menaced by Uncle Sam inaction, computer voting-machine UI confusion, and more

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Re: !Celebrated !Mac !Malware !Still !Requires !Manual !Installation

But of course, any Windows user would reflexively confirm.

Apparently, Mac owners will also because "can't be malware as there are none for Mac". <sigh> And yes, the myth persists and apparently even the Apple store folks repeat this to customers.

Super Cali goes ballistic, net neutrality hopeless? Even Ajit Pai's gloating is something quite atrocious

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We're talking Pai here who's firmly in the rear pocket of the big providers pants. Even if the Telco's lose, they will win if for no other reason than prices for service have already started going up. So extra profit until the lawsuits are settled in probably 8 years.

Jeez, not now, Iran... Facebook catches Mid East nation running trolly US, UK politics ads

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Interesting and disheartening to say the least.

It's very disturbing that too many voters put their faith in ads, various propaganda sites, etc. and do no real fact checking for themselves. Follow the herd mentality in action, both media and voters. Yes, it takes some time to do some research like past voting history of the candidate, etc. But we'd be far better off if there was no political advertising at this point. It's turned into a giant urinating contest as to who's the "worst" candidate for the job.

The best way to screw the competition? Do what they can't, in a fraction of the time

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Re: 8hrs vs 5mins

The PHB's and higher love billable hours. There was your mistake. Been better if you had gone, took a look at the problem, wandered off, then came back and fixed it.

At one place I worked (in house), all the programmers had "look busy kits" on their desk. Usually a few manuals, a pile of code printout, and for some of them, a stack of blueprints. We could get things done in a couple of hours and then goof off the rest of the day with "off-site meetings" or web browsing.

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Re: Do what they can't do but in a fraction of the time?

Whats a fraction of infinity?

A lifetime.

Should a robo-car run over a kid or a grandad? Healthy or ill person? Let's get millions of folks to decide for AI...

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Re: Important 'cause...

The time slowing down in an accident situation is very real,

Indeed it does. I rolled a drag racer at half track... managed to think and tried stepping on the brake (while upside down... brilliant), pulling the ripcord for the parachute (straightened the car out and actually slowed it down pretty quickly), and playing with the steering wheel and stomping on the brake pedal amongst other thoughts like "why is everything upside down?" and "why aren't the brakes working?". Actual time of the "event" was maybe 5-10 seconds. The mind is a strange thing at times. Luckily only damage was to the car and my sense of immortality (I was in my 20's).

Sidebar... I stopped racing after that season.

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Re: Important 'cause...

Yeah, if the car has time to actually take any action it has time to break and not hit anyone.

The "evil" pedant in me wonders about usage of the word "break" here. "Break" as in fall apart? Or perhaps you meant "brake" as in stop the car? The first was a rather amusing muse of a car disassembling itself as part of the avoidance process so have an upvote.

Yes, Americans, you can break anti-piracy DRM if you want to repair some of your kit – US govt

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Some companies will probably try to completely encase the entire circuit board in a heavy layer of potting compound. Some did try about 20 years ago and repair was impossible. So was cooling as the process often covered any cooling vanes. We'll just have to wait and see what happens next in this circus.

DXC share price tumbles on El Reg bombshell of Americas boss ejection

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Re: Halloween story

So if you reduce the number of techies to zero you have *infinite profit*

Right... but sometimes not for long. Then the customers who no longer can support their own infrastructure go to another company and profit starts to drop. Rinse, repeat until the customer goes belly up due to not having any IT to fall back on.

Erm... what did you say again, dear reader?

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Coat

Re: I think Norman's problem is with padding words

So with all the "likes", he's a Facebook fan????

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Re: so...

trying to compare a Zappa with a useless bint like Paris?

May he die screaming for that.

AMD's shares get in a plane, take off and soar to 12,000 ft – then throw open the door, and fall into the cool rushing air

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Re: Nothing to do with AMD in particular

Since the stock buyers and sellers don't look long term, the submarine analogy is perfect. It appears that the hedge funds, corporate raiders, etc. have changed stockholder's thinking and expectations. No such thing as sticking with a stock for the long haul anymore.

Grumbling about wobbly Windows 10? Microsoft can't hear you over the clanging cash register

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In the event that they lose their work, I hear "DAMMIT! I wish somebody could invent a computer that WORKS!"

Best response I've heard is: "It's not the computer. It's Windows." and many times the user argues about how great Windows is... <sigh> About time a mindset change is needed or maybe a large stick.

Two weeks before Chrimbo? When Dell V-Class shareholders get to vote on THAT deal

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Re: Remember

Also count your hands... maybe double check that your wallet is still in your pocket.

It's big, it's blue, and it'll be raining down on you – it's 3200 Phaethon

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Re: Really?

That struck me also and had me wondering why we only see the meteor shower and not the comet/asteroid/huge chunk of rock itself.

As an aside, any bets on how many satellites this meteor shower will take out?

'The inmates have taken over the asylum': DNS godfather blasts DNS over HTTPS adoption

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Re: Yes, but why is it so?

Instead of longing for the past, we should bravely go into the future, shedding the shackles of modern Web design. A better world is possible!

Interesting concept and valid except for one thing... the corporates who own and control the web infrastructure like their profits and hate paying for anything "new". Don't forget the TLA's and FLA's who are heavily invested also. A better web and world is something they don't want either.

BepiColombo launches, Russia ponders next lift-off, and 50 years since Apollo 7 got its feet wet

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Mushroom

Re: MS-10 failure mode

Percussive installation where none is called for then? If those are explosive bolts, I don't think hammering would be a good idea. <see icon for result>

HP says: Like, comment and subscribe to our beastly workstations

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Re: Do we have to call it Hardware-as-a-service?

What's wrong with calling it by its venerable name, "leasing"?

Marketing likes new buzz phrases. Think back to the way marketing envisioned "the cloud" as a good example.

Memo to Microsoft: Windows 10 is broken, and the fixes can't wait

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Re: Not listening

once W10 is bad enough everyone will leap at the chance to get the new release.

That's in their wildest dreams. I think reality is about to bite them in the ass in the not too distant future. The problem is that they destroyed the competition back a few decades ago, so who would replace them. I don't see Linux as it's too fragmented by too many distros at this point.

Facebook, Google sued for 'secretly' slurping people's whereabouts – while Feds lap it up

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Big Brother

The logical next step is for the Feds just to have the raw data sent directly to them via intercept at the towers or somewhere else in the system and cut out the middlemen. A win for the corporates as they can claim they "didn't know" and all will be well once again amongst the users.

Science: Broke brats glued to the web while silk-stocking scions have better things to do

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Buzzwords...

So what's the next generation going to be called after Generation Z? This "Generation <letter>" thing started seemingly with Generation X. I'm aware of "The Greatest Generation" (WWII types), "The Lost Generation" and some others but this alphabet thing just seems puzzling.

US congress-critters question prime directive of Pentagon's $10bn JEDI cloud contract

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AWS?

I would hope that if they get the contract that they and DoD sort out the passwords on the servers, etc. Seems there's been too much in the news about wide open buckets, etc. from AWS lately. Given the antagonism of Trump/Bezos I wonder how AWS is the so-called leading contender?

And this does have a smell of a targeted contract to a pre-selected contractor though.

Zip it! 3 more reasons to be glad you didn't jump on Windows 10 1809

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Re: another coat of Lip Stick

Pigs might fly.

Indeed and dive bomb dropping shit everywhere. So yes, Win10 is a flying pig.

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Re: Ship it with bugs

They have the time and resources to do proper QA regression testing - but don't seem to want to.

Simple reason: QA is a cost center and not a profit center. Gotta' keep the board and shareholders happy.

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Who? The guy at the top has the ultimate responsibility which why he gets paid the big money. Is he a clown? Don't know as I've not seen a big red nose nor checked if his shoes are extra-extra-extra large.

Cosmoboffins think grav waves hold the key to sorting out the disputed Hubble Constant

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Re: "It'll never end."

Some string theories have ends to the strings.

Unless they're in a mobius strip configuration and then they just go round and round forever.

PC version of Linux 4.19 lands with PC version of Linus Torvalds: Kernel handed back to creator

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The problem with managing those kinds of folks is that many (most perhaps) think they are primadonnas and thus need "special" treatment. I've worked with more than a few of them and occasionally a proper dressing down is needed to get them to pull their head out of their nether regions and deal with reality. A good example: A developer had one of the few 24" high resolution monitors in a company of around 5,000 (call centers, claim processors, etc.) so he hard coded his application for that monitor. He didn't want to change it and insisted that all employees be given the same equipment as he. Took me and his boss and some rather colorful language to get the point across that the average user had a 16" low resolution monitor and could only see part of his app's display. He did end up being one of our better developers after that.

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Re: Anyone wanna take bets?

I give it 3 months.

That long? I give a month before his next tirade and the developers, programmers, whatever rise up. As for the "forcing out".. that's questionable.

Hubble 'scope gyro drama: Hey, NASA, have you tried turning it off and on again? Oh, you did. And it worked? Cool

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Hammers in Space?

We need either someone up there or maybe a robot arm attachment with a hammer for "fine tuning" these aging satellites.

F***=off, Google tells its staff: Any mention of nookie now banned from internal files, URLs

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Re: Call me a prude..

Sometimes, explicit and direct language is needed to properly express ones self to others. Linus T. comes to mind here as well as others. Being able to freely vent is good for morale and usually no one takes a venting seriously.. Letting it build up inside one's self isn't a good idea.

I've been in meetings where the walls turned blue from the intense language used. When the meeting was over, they returned to the normal color and everyone was still speaking to each other.

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Re: FFS

Won't work with ex-Navy and Marine types, either. Not sure about Army and Air Force but probably the same language issues.

SQLite creator crucified after code of conduct warns devs to love God, and not kill, commit adultery, steal, curse...

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Pint

Re: Beer!

I was thinking brandy but beer works... Cheers.

Forgotten that Chinese spy chip story? We haven't – it's still wrong, Super Micro tells SEC

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The simplest answer is usually the right answer...

Normally that's true, but in the spy-vs-spy world maybe not so much. Another saying goes: "Every answer begats two more questions". It would seem someone is/has been shoveling the pile, the questions are "who" and "why"?

From the article: Although a better explanation may be that it accurately reported a misinformation campaign put together by some part of the intelligence services.

That seems a simple explanation but I'll reserve judgment as there's still too much politics, etc. from the agencies to really know. If its a misinformation campaign to discredit the Chinese, then Super Micro is taking a huge hit in credibiity in a variation of a drive-by shooting and the company and the IT industry will suffer.

IF there's been mods to the board than why haven't any been produced for independent inspection? At this point, that would point back to the TLA's and "national security" excuses. The Rabbit Hole is getting deeper the longer this goes on.

Can't get pranked by your team if nobody in the world can log on

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Re: Management asked me to prank.

A week later the leaving machines unlocked problem was solved.

Took a week? A slow learner there.

GitHub.com freezes up as techies race to fix dead data storage gear

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The Microsoft Curse?

Seems everything MS touches or wants to touch goes to shit. Could just be an "oops" or hardware failure. As for conspiracy theories.. MS owns an insider and this will drop the sale price.

Pull request accepted: You want to buy GitHub, Microsoft? Go for it – EU

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Re: New name?

Though 'MsHub' and 'GitMs' do seem more likely...

Wishing people a "Merry GitMs" might be fashionable. I'll get my coat....

Facebook names former Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg head of global affairs

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Re: Vacancy for a scapegoat

The Financial Times reported that the ex-Liberal Democrat leader will move to Silicon Valley permanently in January

The concept of "permanently" seems to be either "wild hope" or just maybe a temporary escape in this case.

Yale Security Fail: 'Unexpected load' caused systems to crash, whacked our Smart Living Home app

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Re: Unexpected load? Really?

And, just in case the WiFi goes down, if they're at home they should be able to do whatever's needed through the control panel.

One power outage and the control panel is useless. What's wrong with just having a key lock? Or at least a physical key to unlock the wonderous computer controlled lock?

London flatmate (Julian Assange) sues landlord (government of Ecuador) in human rights spat

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Re: Suing Ecuador ???? What a joke!

He doesn't like the T&Cs?

Cue up someone suing Wikileaks because they don't like the T&C's.

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Now, Assange fears the new president of Ecuador, Lenín Moreno, has ordered staff to psychologically break him....

Too late for that I'm afraid. A guest suiing the hosts. Just when you think you've heard/read/seen it all, there's Assange who's truly the guest from hell.

Apple boss demands Bloomberg Super Micro U-turn, Russian troll charged, NSA hands out cash, and more

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Apple boss Tim Cook is still not over the Bloomberg hit piece on Super Micro that named the iGiant as a possible spying victim.

The lad doth protest to much. Makes one wonder if the adage about "where there's smoke, there's fire" applies here. Might as well not get too worked up and just wait and see. Popcorn?

FYI: Faking court orders to take down Google reviews is super illegal

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Re: How was he found out?

Maybe a bad copy machine? Black splotches, lines, etc. are dead giveaways. Or, the judge was long dead and buried? It's Google... they have powers we mere mortals can only dream of... oh.. and lawyers.

Spotted: Miscreants use pilfered NSA hacking tools to pwn boxes in nuke, aerospace worlds

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Patches should also be available for the vulnerabilities targeted by the leaked NSA exploits.

"Should be"????? I would hope by now that they "are" available and just about every server user has installed them.

Core-blimey! Riddle of Earth's mysterious center finally 'solved' by smarty seismologists

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Re: So it's...

I was thinking boiled potatoes.... but fudge would work also.

From dank memes to Krispy Kremes: British uni eggheads claim viral lol pics make kids fat

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Re: It's probably not actually the memes themselves.

If not, I've already put the opening piano riff in your head; you're welcome!

Gave me an earbug also... Decided to crank up some Bob Seger for background music today. Good times.

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Re: It's probably not actually the memes themselves.

Very similar to the old "kids who watch too much TV" end up fat, etc., etc., etc. In my father's generation it was listening to too much radio and that damned "boogie woogie" music. So now it's memes. <shrugs> I wonder what will be blamed next? Doubtful it'll be bad parental influence or peer pressure.

FYI: Drone maker DJI's 'Get it on Google Play' website button definitely does not get the app from Google Play...

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So rather than trusting the manufacturer's website and the downloads from said site, we should trust Google? Just seems strange to trust Google more than the manufacturer.

Tumblr turns stumblr, left humblr: Blogging biz blogs bloggers' private info to world+dog

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User's care about bugs, leaks, etc.?????

However, there is a fear this practice will discourage organizations from looking in the first place, in order to avoid any negative headlines when they publicize their bug discoveries.

That's a false sense of reality. Imagine the turmoil if an unpatched bug hit hard or they gave away (sold) the info like FB did? Oh wait, users didn't bail out en masse so no fear of publicizing bugs then.

The mysterious life of Luc Esape, bug fixer extraordinaire. His big secret? He's not human

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Re: The title is no longer required.

Never mind that! YouTube is down worldwide and I'm on the dole!

The serious news would be if Facebook when down. Millions of voices screaming in the night and utter chaos as those hapless souls wandered about offering to show total strangers a picture of what they had for lunch or dinner. But cat video fans would be worst... jumping, doing "cute" cat things to show others what their cat does.

Alphabet in the soup for keeping quiet about Google+ data leak bug

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Re: Google response

Ah.. SNAFUBR. Nothing to see here per manglement.