* Posts by Mark 85

12880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Lucky, lucky, Westminster residents: Who better to look after your housing benefits than Capita?

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Re: Fewer Things Better

We will do fewer things and less well than we are now!

As long as the board and stockholders are happy, nothing else matters.

Dell upping its margins again: Precision 5530 laptop will sting you for $13m. Yep, six zeroes

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New strategy?

This reminds of the old joke about the kid selling lemonade for $100 a glass. He only had to sell one in order to buy the bike he wanted. Maybe Dell thinks this is a example to follow?

Cisco swings the axe on permanent staff – hundreds laid off worldwide this week

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“Over the last several years, we have been transforming Cisco to deliver even greater value to our customers board and stockholders,” a Cisco spokesperson told The Register in an email.

I think this was mis-written by Cisco... fixed it for them.

We really do need a greedy bastard icon....

Web Foundation launches internet hippie manifesto: 'We've lost control of our data, it is being used against us'

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Re: "different [IP] each and every time I reconnect..."

Again, people need to consider what is more important to them, the "ease and popularity" of prostituting themselves to the likes of Google and Facebook, or the "hard work" of living independently in freedom.

Any one want to bet on which will happen? People want "independence" but want someone else to do the hard work or pay for it. They will give away all their data so they can have online friends easily. We, El Reg readers, are not the target audience here. We know too much and are a minority.

Foxconn denies it will ship Chinese factory serf, er, workers into America for new plant

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Wisconsin?

And at the salaries they're offering, I don't see many takers. Especially if these really are "knowledge workers" and not worker-bees. This project just seems doomed to fail and those involved will weasel out of taking the blame for it. It'll be kind of hard to blame this on Obama.

The nights are drawing in. Pour a cup of cocoa and join us for Windows 10 Autumnwatch

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Coat

Testers?

Maybe the delay is because Microsoft has to hire back their Test Department? I know, I'm dreaming.. why pay staff when customers will do it for you.. I'll get my coat.

Russia inches closer to launching a crew again while NASA waits for a delivery from Germany

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Re: send the Orion-ESM combo beyond the Moon to check it out

Some of us prefer the bright side as the cheese is all nicely melted and perfect for dipping.

Facebook quietly admits role in Myanmar killing fields – but fret not, it will do better next time

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Death, destruction, and hate posts..... situation normal.

Revenues from advertisers obviously takes priority over people at FB. Everything else, not so much.

The Register translates VMware's VMworld Europe 2018 news into plain English – our free guide for every reader

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So, exactly who is this zero information-content drivel actually for?

The C-suite and their minions. They usually don't understand technobabble but fall for it all the time in a "oh... shiny" sort of way..

Lloyds Banking Group: We're firing 6,240 to hire 8,240

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Re: Experience go bye bye

And that spells savings profit and bonuses for management .

FTFY

Has science gone too far? Now boffins dream of shining gigantic laser pointer into space to get aliens' attention

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Re: This won't end well...

This does have all the sense of randomly knocking on people's doors in the middle of the night. Some might be friendly but most will irritated and some percentage will be armed.

US draft bill moots locking up execs who lie about privacy violations

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Re: I voted for him.

Judging by what's getting downvoted, I suspect more than few corporate shills are reading El Reg today.

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It won't matter what the people since we're just dumb voters. What's really important is what the companies want especially those with deep pockets.

Wyden seems to be one of the few elected officials who actually thinks and understands tech and privacy. Sadly, those CongressCritters who are puppets to the corporates will make sure this bill gets buried and never, ever dug up.

30 spies dead after Iran cracked CIA comms network with, er, Google search – new claim

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Re: Face facts

You can go to @realdonaldtrump to read his tweet denying that he uses an iPhone to tweet, which says at the bottom “iPhone app”.

But the hype of the myth that "all Apple products are secure" still runs rampant. I guese his Trumpiness believes it.

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Re: oxymoronic

But... robots.txt can be ignored and most likely is ignored by Google. Profits over privacy, etc.

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Re: Commander-In-Chief to blame

The political system in the US has been hijacked by a modern day praetorian guard who think they know how to run things better then the politicians

I'm not sure about the political system being owned by them, but since the politicians are self-absorbed by politics and self interest, there was a vacuum created in the power structure. Since nature abhors a vacuum, the three-letter agencies have been sucked into the job. This good for them as it ensures budget and minimal oversight.

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Re: How long has Goggle supported boolean operators ?

They still have advanced search (https://www.google.com/advanced_search) even though it's not showing on the menu(s). Boolean still works also even though there's no trace that I can find on the search page. They used to have those options via links on the front page and dropdown menu.

I guess they don't want people using those features to filter out the ads.

'Privacy is a human right': Big cheese Sat-Nad lays out Microsoft's stall at Future Decoded

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Re: Eco credentials?

If they dumped the slurpage, storage, and processing of all the data they collect, they could probably shut down a few data centers. Turning off the power would solve the heat dissipation problem and also save some energy generation pollution and the heat being generated by the power plants.

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Re: Man, that's hilarious!

They say they value privacy and yet Win10 pumps ads. If they weren't using out data, then the ads should be "random" and not targeted. Are they "random"? Do we trust M$ enough to believe them?

Google logins make JavaScript mandatory, Huawei China spy shock, Mac malware, Iran gets new Stuxnet, and more

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Re: So not, Google

"'googleanalytics' - who needs that again?"

Google and their customers who want to sling ads at users.

'He must be stopped': Missouri candidate's children tell voters he's basically an asshat

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Re: words or actions.

Where the fuck did we lose our way here in the US? Because something is badly broken ...

Maybe it's time to revisit the Revolution and the Constitution? The opening "When in the course of human events...." is a good starting point.

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Re: It's Missouri

There's several dead presidents that never finished their first term thus they would be eligible for a two terms. Maybe that's not such a bad idea...

Talk about Micron-aggression: US charges Chinese biz, staff over DRAM chip secrets theft

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Re: The real question

Given the current state of affairs in China, China doesn't recognize US patents or any other countries patents. Only Chinese citizens can file patents in China. However, that's part of the trade war (a small part) goals by the US.

So the answer currently is a resounding "NO!!!".

Update... should have read more comments before responding see Uncle Ron's comments below for more on this.

£220k fines for dodgy dialling duo who didn't do due dil on data

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Re: Deterrant?

The only real deterrent is to take they out behind the shed. Maybe once would be enough. The fines are a "cost of doing business" so they'll either quickly file bankruptcy or just pay the fine and do it again.

This one weird trick turns your Google Home Hub into a doorstop

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Facepalm

So the device to control and secure one's home isn't secure. They why have it? Icon fits this revelation.

US government charges two Chinese spies over jet engine blueprint theft

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Maybe we need an article about what company hasn't been hacked by the Chinese? Seems like China owns everyone's data by now.

Microsoft claims Office 364 back to business as usual. Oh no it isn't, say suffering sysadmins

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What does one expect from MS? Seriously? I guess the Win10 philosophy of "break it again and let the customers, errr, testers find it" applies now to Office. Where will it spread to next?

We're Zuckers for a sequel: Brit MPs' battle to grill Facebook boss continues

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Re: Zuck just doesn't give a...

More than likely he doesn't know squat about how FB works or even who is running certain areas. He's the guy in charge making the big bucks, so he has a ton of minions to deal with all that. After reading a few of his pronouncements and listening to him (briefly) in front of Congress, he's either just a front man or the "not knowing" is a act.

Bomb squad descends on suspicious package to find something much more dangerous – a Journey cassette

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Potential bomb handling method?

The actions of the authorities seems troubling... They're called to a potential bomb scene. Pick up the "bomb" and take to be x-rayed. Look at the x-ray. Take "bomb" to open field. Tie rope to "bomb" and give it a good pull.

Seems weird this day and age. Seems more likely they'd check in situ and determine if it can be moved.

Shift-work: Keyboards heaped in a field push North Yorks council's fly-tipping buttons

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Re: Superbly minted and crafted puns oh my.

Also, you owe me a slightly used keyboard.

Takk,

Maerc

The article points out where you can find a large pile of keyboards...

Intel hits target: 27% of staffers are female? Apparently that's 'full representation'

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Re: Equal opportunity, encouragement and non-discrimination, not quotas please...

I do agree mostly. Quotas are never a good idea unless it's only a "target". The best person for the job should be the criteria. Here in the States, we've had the "quota" thing for decades for various "minorities". Did they work? Not completely. Many times it boiled down to getting the quota rather than the best person for the position.

There has to be a better way but damned if I know what it is. Apparently, companies don't know either.

Boffins have fabricated microscopic sci-fi tractor beams for real

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Paris Hilton

One sucks, the other just seems to hold things in place and can move them back and forth, apparently. Maybe we need to consult Paris?

Bird, Lime, and Xiaomi face scooter sueball

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Re: Austin -- Not just Austin

The problem(s) seem to be many with these things. They're really too small to drive in the street and be seen by motorists especially if they zip in and out of traffic. They're also too fast for sidewalk use where there's heavy foot traffic. Both drivers and pedestrians do dumb things like suddenly stop or vehicles suddenly change lanes.

Do they require the "driver" to have a driver's license? Or a license with a motorcycle validation? If not, they should.

While it's commendable that they think it's good for the environment, there's just too many unanswered questions. The cities are also at fault to some degree as they don't really have dedicated lanes for bicycles much less these things.

Unsure why you can't log into Office 365? So is Microsoft

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Re: Come El Reg we know you want to say it...

In fact, it seems all of Sillycon Valley has been seduced to the wonderful profits of cloud-side.

FTFY

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Re: When you buy Microsoft Services,

Rely on other people's services and you get other people's problems. The "cloud" for mission critical applications/programs is never a good idea in spite of the hype and PHB's who follow the herd and latest trends.

Goodnight Kepler! NASA scientists lay the exoplanet expert to rest as it runs out of fuel

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Pint

Pity there's no gas station around when you need one, but Kepler did a lot of great science in it's lifetime. Well done to NASA and Ames, have a frothy one before you look to the future explorations.

Woman who hooked up with over 15 spectres has found her forever phantom after whirlwind romance and plane sex

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In my experience, whackaloons with a shared interest will happily regale each other with their latest interpretations and newest ideas even when they are mutually contradictory.

I thought those folks were commonly referred to as politicians.

Micron's Chinese DRAM antagonist hit with US export boycott

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A steel baseball bat? That sounds... excessively heavy.

Heavy? Yes. But once you get it moving in a proper swing, the skull in the path won't stop it. I think there's precedence in some of the weapons of old... broad axe, broad sword.

Hi there, Hubble, glad to hear you're doing okay

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On Monday NASA warned that the Kepler space telescope, discoverer of hundreds of exoplanets. The problem is that the telescope is nearly out of fuel and there's no way to give the tanks a top up.

Maybe it's time for satellites like this to include some sort of fueling port and then have a robot or manned capsule be able to refuel them? NASA builds them tough and they seem to exceed expectations as far as usable life, so provision for refueling probably ought to be part of the design.

Pirate radio = drug dealing and municipal broadband is anti-competitive censorship

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Re: I swear to Cthulhu, Michael O'Rielly is fekkin' insane.

Not just him, the whole of DC seems to be insane what with no compromise, enforced party lines, etc. Maybe some folks are right, it's time to bulldoze DC and start over. Or just put a large fence around it and label it "The Asylum".

I used to tell myself that we'd seen it all coming out of DC but everyday, I find that we haven't.

Techie was bigged up by boss… only to cause mass Microsoft Exchange outage

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Pint

we’re on the hunt for spooky tales for a Halloween special of On Call

To be titled 'Ghost in the Machine'?

And here I was thinking they were looking for more horror stories about Windows 10. I'll go to the naughty corner after I offer this virtual beer.

Official: IBM to gobble Red Hat for $34bn – yes, the enterprise Linux biz

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Re: The next shoe drops...

Who's next?

Any bets that Apple will be buying something soon?

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Re: IBM is to FOSS as oil is to water

It'll be back to the Cold War era when the USSR and China ignored US IP.

Then judging by the news of all the IP theft going on, the Cold War never ended.

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The early risers (if not them then the after-hours guys) will suck up all the Red Hat stock they can and sell about the time the max buyout price is met. IBM.. might rise a bit at this news.

If the past is any indicator, all that will be left holding either companies stocks in a week will be the suckers who either believe their stock will increase in price or will be selling short.

From today, it's OK in the US to thwart DRM to repair your stuff – if you keep the tools a secret

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Re: Mine vs Yours

You, sir, are thinking in a rational manner and not like a corporate type. Have a cold one ---->

Yahoo! $50m! hack! damages! bill!, Russian trolls menaced by Uncle Sam inaction, computer voting-machine UI confusion, and more

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Re: !Celebrated !Mac !Malware !Still !Requires !Manual !Installation

But of course, any Windows user would reflexively confirm.

Apparently, Mac owners will also because "can't be malware as there are none for Mac". <sigh> And yes, the myth persists and apparently even the Apple store folks repeat this to customers.

Super Cali goes ballistic, net neutrality hopeless? Even Ajit Pai's gloating is something quite atrocious

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We're talking Pai here who's firmly in the rear pocket of the big providers pants. Even if the Telco's lose, they will win if for no other reason than prices for service have already started going up. So extra profit until the lawsuits are settled in probably 8 years.

Jeez, not now, Iran... Facebook catches Mid East nation running trolly US, UK politics ads

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Interesting and disheartening to say the least.

It's very disturbing that too many voters put their faith in ads, various propaganda sites, etc. and do no real fact checking for themselves. Follow the herd mentality in action, both media and voters. Yes, it takes some time to do some research like past voting history of the candidate, etc. But we'd be far better off if there was no political advertising at this point. It's turned into a giant urinating contest as to who's the "worst" candidate for the job.

The best way to screw the competition? Do what they can't, in a fraction of the time

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Re: 8hrs vs 5mins

The PHB's and higher love billable hours. There was your mistake. Been better if you had gone, took a look at the problem, wandered off, then came back and fixed it.

At one place I worked (in house), all the programmers had "look busy kits" on their desk. Usually a few manuals, a pile of code printout, and for some of them, a stack of blueprints. We could get things done in a couple of hours and then goof off the rest of the day with "off-site meetings" or web browsing.