* Posts by Mark 85

12884 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

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Sad SAP Stadium.

Surrey Uni mans the space harpoons, and NASA buys more seats on Russian rockets

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Re: Whaling?

Well, they had a harpoon but no one-legged guy throwing it.

How's this for sci-fi: A cosmic river of 4,000 stars dazzles lifeforms as it flows through a galaxy. And that galaxy is the Milky Way

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I'm waiting for the UK's Express to pop yet another headline about we're doomed by a menace from space only this time it will be of epic proportions.

White House and FCC announce big, broken solutions to America's pitiful broadband

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removing barriers to deployment and takes a decidedly free-market economy approach to the issue.

Free market my ass... Given the structure, monopolies agreed to by the big guys, there is no free market for cable, internet. I wonder what they've been drinking to come up with this?

Dratted hipster UX designers stole my corporate app

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I daresay that many of us who have been around and involved in this would be quite hesitant to do screenshots for either job security reasons or legal reasons. I watched one such adventure that damn near killed the company because the new interface program was a dog and buggy as hell. It was contracted out to off-shore types who did what manglement wanted. They wasted millions and binned it and then spent more doing it properly.

So who got the ax? It wasn't the high ups who all got bonuses for the both versions. Yes, it was staff who protested what was being developed the first time. Not team players and all that.

NASA's Dawn Mission receives nod in memory of Apollo 13 'naut for asteroid belt derring-do

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Indeed, several toasts not just for the two mentioned but all the accomplishments over the decades and make sure to include Opportunity, "the little rover that could".

Opportunity's mission is over, but InSight almost ready for a driller thriller below Martian surface

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Re: Great stuff!

You could be right. Personally, I'm hoping for some winds or a passing phone sanitizer to clear the dust off Opportunity and then find out it's been trying to call home but no one is listening.

OK, Google? Probably not! EU settles on wording for copyright reform legislation

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You should be up voted a thousand times. Google won't like it but they sure as hell aren't about to give up profit.

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Re: "This tactic doesn't play well in the EU"

It might be better to list the countries that don't operate that way. The list would very short.... or probably empty.

Pandas so useless they just look at delicious kid who fell into enclosure

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Re: In other news

Hippos? Maybe rhinos as they seem to be more ill tempered than hippos.

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I think a lot of people are starting to think that the present crop of UK politicians should be assisted into extinction.

Not just UK politicians.

US counterintelligence agent helped Iran lob cyber-bombs at America, say Uncle Sam's lawyers

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Re: Yee Gods

Probably "contractors" aren't vetted as deeply as actual agents. Then again, even good vetted agents have been turned after they've been hired. The worst enemy anywhere in government or business is a disgruntled employee.

It's now 2019, and your Windows DHCP server can be pwned by a packet, IE and Edge by a webpage, and so on

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Re: Job security

This means that Windows will actually be bug free (and software free) before the turn of the century.

Great, so their income solution is to charge users for not using it then? Pure profit. The stock folks will love it.

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Re: How oh how

PLEASE take Adobe PDF stuff out behind the woodshed and put it down like Old Yeller ?

But we all cried when Old Yeller took the bullet. No one will cry when Adobe Reader takes the bullet.

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Re: How oh how

Almost able to say the same thing about Windows. Now to sit back and see how long MS will offer the patches this time before pulling some (or all) back.

Granddaddy of the DIY repair generation John Haynes has loosened his last nut

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Re: The Haynes Manual of Life

What we do now; put them in a coffee tin and stash said tin in the garage "just in case".

One click and you're out: UK makes it an offence to view terrorist propaganda even once

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Re: Problem solved - once and for all

Fatal flaws... who locks the prison doors? Who keeps the border shutdown? But you do make a point and I agree.

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Re: Goodbye Youtube?

It's only a matter of time before the definition of terrorism becomes "anything in opposition to the policies of the current government."

And that is the hallmark of a country going down the path to oppression of the people. Here in the US the free flow of news and information is part of our society and government but that's starting to change subtilely with the cry of "fake news".

Whatever happened to having an "informed" public? Censorship never works except to oppress those who seek knowledge about what is happening in the world, city, country, etc.

1984 is NOT an instruction manual as governments now believe.

Cisco sues lawyers on its own side – for bigger slice of capacitor price-fixing settlement pie

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Lawyers suiing lawyers....

Sounds like a feeding frenzy in the shark tank. Maybe this time only one will survive and then die from overeating.

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Industries/businesses mean corporate taxes for the government.

When we read about Apple, etc. and their tax avoidance, I don't buy this line anymore. Come to think of it, even the wealthy are making out on tax breaks The middle and lower class are screwed tax wise of late.

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We'll all believe that one when we see it. But thanks for the laugh.

Ever used VFEmail? No? Well, chances are you never will now: Hackers wipe servers, backups in 'catastrophic' attack

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Backups?

So they won't restore the backups? I'd hope they were recent enough to mitigate the damage a bit. I guess security wasn't all that great then?

Ivan to be left alone: Russia preps to turn its internet into an intranet if West opens cyber-fire

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Re: Airgapped

Then, maybe the rest of the world should airgap Russia first. Same for China. Seems here in the West we get daily reports of both countries misdeeds.

Disclaimer... the West isn't innocent in this either.

Former DXC Technology veep accuses 'toxic' CEO Lawrie of bullying staff in lawsuit

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Greed does rule.

Exactly. His personal greed overwrote his gut and the warning signs.

I am just a mapper: Solar drones take to the skies above Blighty

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Re: What can you fit in 25kg...

I take it they figure the winds at that altitude are not a problem? Given the size, weight, and no information on power or airspeed, I'd think the winds could cause problems with holding station over a given area.

First they came for Equifax and we did nothing because America. Now they are coming for back-end systems and we're...

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Isn't this the normal mode of operation? Breech, "oops" statement, followed by weasel words of care and concern?

RIP Dr Peuto, Zilog and Sun's bright SPARC

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Re: I have a feeling that was the first one I owned too

I think that the reddish/pinkish one would have been the one I had as I had a Radio Shack unit. Fun times of writing and compiling code and seeing if it worked. One did have to get creative though since memory was limited and the OS and complier took up most of the memory. 16 and then 32K as an upgrade. I could be wrong as it was a long time ago.

Back then, the tape cassette sat next to the computer and "save early, save often" was hammered into my brain cells as when the code crashed, you would have to start over if it hadn't been saved.

Earth's noggin took quite a clockin' back in the day: Now a second meteorite crater spotted under Greenland ice

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Re: More craters

I guess you have to be properly trained to avoid imagining things that aren't really there. Maybe.

At a minimum, you'll need a PhD and some grant money.

Hold horror stories: Chief, we've got a f*cking idiot on line 1. Oh, you heard all that

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Re: Help desk

I guess solving actual customers' problems isn't as sexy as a new ad campaign, is it?

Support is a cost center. Marketing/Sales is a profit center. So figure out which department is actually a priority for the board.

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Re: Oooops, dropped

While it is considered rude to cut a caller off while they are speaking, it does not occur to people that you would deliberately terminate the call while you were speaki

I guess some tech types didn't read the manual. Or fell asleep during training. If the irate caller calls back, rinse, repeat.

Hungover this morning? Thought 'beer before wine and you'll be fine'? Boffins prove old adage just isn't true

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Re: I can offer dissenting evidence

Exactly. My rule is start the evening with the "good" stuff which is usually more expensive and then go the other stuff.

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Pint

Success for the boffins...

The boffins from 2 unis got a grant and published. So what's next? Run for political office on a temperance platform? Stir up the SJW's? I'll have popcorn because it goes well with a brew or two.

Tell NASA to grab the margarita mix – a sextillion-kg salty ring found floating in space

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To paraphrase... "Space is strange. Unbelievably strange and totally unlike anything we can imagine".

How I got horizontal with a gimp and untangled his cables

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Re: Sucked back in

That and claiming new pants, shirt, etc. on an expense voucher usually stops this nonsense.

Defaulting to legacy Internet Explorer just to keep that one, weird app working? Knock it off

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Re: boggles the mind

Can't upvote that enough. It is about money and changing over user sites, databases, etc. is expensive which the boards tend not to agree to. Then there's issue of compatibility, etc. once things are upgraded.

From this: "meaning admins had to think a bit harder about their old intranets, and consider bringing legacy web apps up to date for more modern browsers rather than simply flinging a wildcard at the compatibility list." It implies that admins are the problem not manglement. Like admins have that kind of power to push upgrades and spend money because 'MS said so..". MS seems to be more clueless by the day.

National Enquirer's big Pecker tried to shaft me – and I wouldn't give him an inch, says Jeff Bezos after dick pic leak threat

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Re: The National Enquirer

They've changed quite a bit in the last 20 years or so. Use to be just a scandal rag and yellow journalism with a lot of made up stories or actual stories that were sensationalized. They were "entertainment" but for a different time, different world. Somewhere they've decided to take themselves a bit more seriously. This claim of "pay us or we publish" is something new for them I think. They used to love being sued because any publicity is good publicity.

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Re: I have some questions

Add one more question.... who is the source of these photos, posts, etc.???? Smells like an inside job.

Chrome devs attempt to slip muzzle on resource-guzzling browser beast with 'Never-Slow Mode'

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Re: I like Chromium, but not Chrome

One of the problems is all the scripts in the average website because of Google and ads. So will the "speed things up" crowd win or the "bloat the site with ads" crowd win. Follow the money and profit and we'll have our answer.

US lawmakers furious (again) as mobile networks caught (again) selling your emergency location data to bounty hunters (again)

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Re: Lock him up

The big guy at the top has used CEO's etc. as advisors and heads of departments. They all work towards the corporate US model. Pai is just a tool by the corporates. Not sure what the answer is other than people getting fed up and taking back their country. But somehow, I don't see that happening.

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Re: The free market will fix this

It will be very slowly as the big providers have all ready sliced and diced up the map and thus won't compete in another Telco's turf. There are "little guys" in the game but if you travel out of their turf, you pay through the nose for access. So, in essence, in spite of what the FCC says with all their glorious maps and BS, choice is rather limited for most of us.

Oracle accuses US of underhand tactics because discrimination case 'doomed to fail'

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Re: Oracle - innocent ???

I think they're beyond the pound the table and make speeches stage. More like "hold your breath until they blue and scream "conspiracy". These truly are the times of madness.

Pants-purveyor in plea for popularity: It's not just any pork push... it's an M&S 'love sausage'

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Re: M&S and MS

would be to humanely dispose of all advertising, marketing and sales persons

Why does it have to be "humanely"? Make an example and no one will ever want to be one.

WeWork restructuring bites El Reg hacks where it hurts as afternoon brew delayed

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Re: Pot Plants?

Pot plants? or potted plants? There's a difference in that one is smokable, the other not so much.

Accused hacker Lauri Love to sue National Crime Agency to retrieve confiscated computing kit

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Re: Representing himself

I'd almost bet the odds that he has lawyers in the background giving advice and watching very carefully what happens.

Hey, UK.gov: If you truly spunked £45k on 1,300 Brexit deal print-outs, you're absolute mugs

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Also forgot the covers and binding. Probably full color, heavy stock for the covers.

As for the printers... renting and having delivered on site costs money.

The other possibility is that the whole think was sent to commercial printing company.

Crypto exchange in court: It owes $190m to netizens after founder 'dies without telling anyone vault passwords'

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Re: Has anyone tried....

"password9"

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Since he died in India, It's very possible he's been "cremated by the river Ganges". Or that might be the story.

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Re: Bullshit

This indeed smells scamtastic. So "Joe Investor" puts their coin in his care but never has access to the account or the funds unless the owner uses his password at the same time? I might be reading this wrong but that's what it looks like. That would be similar to the bank president dying or even going on vacation and had the only combination the bank's safe.

Hi, Jack'd: A little PSA for anyone using this dating-hook-up app... Anyone can slurp your private, public snaps

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Re: "Online Buddies did not respond to repeated requests for an explanation"

6) somehow, the developer of the database found absolutely no way to link profiles to an image and prevent anyone else from seeing it, and couldn't be arsed enough to pull the fire alarm on this

It might have specced out that way, or more likely, the developer(s) were basically monkeys and paid peanuts.

How AI can help halt human sex trafficking – by identifying victims' hotel rooms from pics

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Re: re: Its not AI.

The label of "AI" is pure marketing and hype. What will the new label (buzzword) be when machines actually think and have a consciousness?