* Posts by Mark 85

12882 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

I say, that sucks! Crooks are harnessing hoovers to clean out parking meters in Chelsea

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Re: Just wierd

Well they do subsidise tobacco

You have tobacco farms in Blighty?

Age checks for online pr0n? I've never heard of it but it sounds like a good idea – survey

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Re: Age check = ID

Even the verifying third-party doesn't actually need to hold on to any personal data, they can just check your age when you sign up and then immediately delete anything -

There's the fatal flaw. "immediately delete anything". In this day and age, your details are worth more than fee you might pay for this service.

Spooky! Solar System's Planet NINE could be discovered in the next NINE years (plus one to six), say astroboffins

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Re: It's Dark out there.

So the Dark planet is hard to see, it is probably composed of dark matter, runs on dark energy

Maybe Planet 9 is black? Very black? It would explain a lot so maybe made of pure carbon. Who knows....? <shrugs>

Web hacker 'Alfabeto Virtual' thrown in the clink for 3 months by US judge who wanted to 'send a message'

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Re: Three months in jail?

Even a year is just a slap on the wrist.

Former senior UK council officer fined for doing dodgy data dealing to help his girlfriend

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Seems like no matter what side of the pond you're on it's the same everywhere for these "members".

Don't mean to alarm you, but Boeing has built an unmanned fighter jet called 'Loyal Wingman'

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Re: So how is this any different?

The advantage is no meatbag flying it. Just saving on pilot training alone will save some money.

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Re: In Harm's Way ..

Given that the first F4 Weasels were in the Vietnam war (20 years earlier) providing the same protection service for B52s somebody royally screwed up here.

Not really screwed up. The F4 was a good aircraft. Solid, reliable, able to take a beating and still get home. One of the advantages of it was that it was able to come in low, use it's weapons and get away. They were continually updating the electronics, etc. for the Weasel version. As I recall, they're using or were using the F15 for this role. Using an F35 just doesn't look like it has the survivability and low speed/altitude maneuverability to be very success as a WW.

Telecoms kit supplier shut down for carrying on work of two firms that had been... shut down

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Re: '..the closure of the latest firm should serve as a "strong warning" '

Add: "and take their profits..." to that and it might just work but only if they actually follow through. A slap on the wrist does nothing and many times even jail time. Take away the money and that should do the trick and deter others.

Musk is in contempt of court, screams SEC after Tesla boss brags about car production rates

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Re: "Rant"

Hopefully this will teach him to wind his neck in, grow up and understand that with great power comes great responsibility.

Possibly.. snowball's chance in hell though. Megalomaniacs know no boundaries and see themselves as prophets and visionaries that are above the rest of us mere mortals.

IBM so very, very sorry after jobs page casually asks hopefuls: Are you white, black... or yellow?

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Re: Simple explanation

Ok... but I find your post wrong at so many levels. In certain communities, I'm a "honkie". In others, I'm a "round eye". And the list goes on. Racism goes both ways whether it's intentional or not. Among friends and in private, the racial things get tossed about back and forth. In public, we chose our words differently so as not to offend those who don't understand our friendships.

I note from acquaintances and travel that Brasil is probably the least racist country in north or south America. Race just isn't an issue.

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Re: Not really someone to hire

Being originally from Dayton and very familiar with NCR and the places mentioned, this article was an eye opener for me. Thanks for posting it.

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Re: what if you're multiracial ?

What about us, no "mixed blood degenerates" category at IBM ?

I think they should have used the "Heinz 57" type of phrase. Looking at a few family trees, there's all sorts hanging on the branches and we truly are a mixed bunch. Certain politicians here in the States have suddenly had to change their tune or bail from politics once the family tree went public.

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Re: sorry or not

Sadly given the increasingly frequent calls for diversity at any cost, the obsession is largely necessary.

Therein is the problem. Governments, activists, even the general population for the most part think diversity is a good thing. The problem is measuring it. Do you have a questionnaire for employees? Someone walking around and noting things about employees without asking? Or????

Perhaps someday, those who push for "diversity" won't have to care because people will be hired on merit or potential only. At least the idea of quotas (like we saw back in the 60's-70's) has been done away with, or least openly done away with.

Moneybags Buffett on ditching Oracle stake: I don't think I understand where the cloud is going

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I think he understands perfectly, the cloud game is being won by Amazon & Microsoft not Oracle & IBM.

In other words, he knows more than he lets on? Or is it the cloud game is just a massive shell game?

Bun fight breaks out after devs, techie jump ship: Bakery biz Panera sues its former IT crowd

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Non-compete agreement still in effect after being fired? Just seems to be non-enforceable. The one's that I signed in the past only applied to "voluntary" termination to prevent employees from quitting.

Tech industry titans suddenly love internet privacy rules. Wanna know why? We'll tell you

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Self-Regulation? I'll believe it when I see it.

Interactive Advertising Bureau (IAB) who will promote the idea of industry self-regulation,

Well, we all have seen how "self-regulation" works or rather doesn't work.

Jeez, what a Huawei to go: Now US senators want Chinese kit ripped out of national leccy grid

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Re: If they are REALLY worried about this kind of thing ...

There's something to be said for not "connecting to the Internet". There's a lot of equipment being sold that doesn't use it but instead communicated via the power lines they are controlling or monitoring which has worked very well for quite a long time. But then, TheIntraWebTubes have become part of the buzzword/hi tech generation.

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Re: Paranoia?

Looking at the list of "signers", I have this Kermit the Frog moment of them running around, waving their arms and shouting something. I'm just not sure what they are doing besides grandstanding.

Blue Monday: Efforts to inspire teamwork with swears back-fires for n00b team manager

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Re: This sort of thing can seem amusing but can really bite you

There's an implication that management decided a test team wasn't important for their product quality. It sounds like the test message was genuine customer feedback.

This seems to apply to a large number of companies these days who should have the slogan: "Our customers are our testers."

In a galaxy far, far away, aliens may have eight-letter DNA – like the kind NASA-backed boffins just crafted

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Re: In a galaxy far, far away, aliens may have DNA-like molecules

When humans eventually come across extraterrestrial life forms, whether that's inside this solar system (Europa, Enceladus) or externally (a long time away), the precise composition of the building blocks of those life forms might differ but the underlying nature of the biological processes will be instantly familiar.

Maybe time for a new "Rule #1": Don't kill anything just for it's DNA as the rest will get really pissed off.

Amazon Prime Air flight crashes in Texas after 6,000ft nosedive

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Re: I'm going to speculate...

I'd guess that a balance issue would show up at the beginning of the flight and not near the end. Given the weather situation lately... a violent downdraft?

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WTF?

Re: Mmmhhh, let's get paranoid...

Why have an Alexa? They already have cockpit voice recorders that just record and don't do stupid things.

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FAIL

Re: We all thought the same!

Well... as insensitive as the troll was, he's still a troll as the responses show. He got his attention. Move along, there's nothing to see here.

How politics works, part 97: Telecoms industry throws a fundraiser for US senator night before he oversees, er, a telecoms privacy hearing

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The more things change, the less they really do.

Welcome to American politics. We still have the best politicians money can buy. <sigh>

Artificial Intelligence: You know it isn't real, yeah?

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Alert

Black people are more likely to steal cakes than steal wages because they don't generally get jobs where they would be in a position to be able to steal wages.

I can hear the screams of 1000's of SJW's at that statement.

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Re: Back off another notch?

So squeeze it out and flush twice as it's a long way to the PR department.

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Re: Back off another notch?

By calling it a tool we declare it is (potentially) useful if used by a craftsman, but ultimate responsibility for a quality outcome remains with the human in charge.

Call it a tool, but beware of the users. Some folks call themselves "craftsman" and use a hammer toinstall a screw instead of a screwdriver. The rest of us call them "idiots".

Eggheads want YOU to name Jupiter's five newly found moons ‒ and yeah, not so fast with Moony McMoonface

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Re: Every language and culture

Beer? Why not a horse? Maybe one of a different color or with no name.....

Not so smart after all: A techie's tale of toilet noise horror

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Re: Strangest sounds ever heard from the head...

From the use of "head", it came across as the teller of the tail was former Navy or Marine. I still use the term (former Marine) without really thinking about it.

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Coat

Re: Toilets, health trackers, sexual innuendo

One should always stand proud when meeting the challenge. I'll leave now... Hopefully, the subject of this article left the building also or at least got a good talking to.

'We don't want a camera in everyone's living room' says bloke selling cameras in living rooms. Zuckerberg, you moron

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Is there any place on the Web you can go (Russia and China excluded) that doesn't have that silly "F" somewhere on the page? They get our data whether we use FB or not. Thus, if they offered a "pay us and we won't track you" option, a lot of us who don't use it would still have our data collected.

Oracle sued for $4.5m after ERP system delivery date 'moved from 2015 to 2016, then 2017, then... er, never'

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Another day, another lawsuit against Oracle.

Nothing new to see here of late. Same story, different day, different litigant.

Oracle: Major ad scam 'DrainerBot' is rinsing Android users of their battery life and data

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Re: Liability ?

Sarcasm? I think you're closer to the truth than you realize. Government types (who actually write the laws) haven't a clue....

There's no 'My' in Office, Microsoft insists with new productivity hub

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Re: Beware the bugs

That would seem to be typical MS behavior: Left hand doesn't know or care what the right hand is doing or supports and vice versa.

Just do IoT? We'd walk a mile in someone else's Nike smart sneakers, but they seem to be 'bricked'

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Devil

Re: If it ain't broken...

You forgot "put a high price on it" and "all the hipsters will want a pair".

No yoke: 'Bored' Aussie test pilot passes time in the cockpit by drawing massive knobs in the air

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Pint

Here's to the intrepid aviator... a toast for a job well done.

Secret mic in Nest gear wasn't supposed to be a secret, says Google, we just forgot to tell anyone

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I think I need to expand the design brief to include something disruptive to microphones as well.... maybe something loud in the >18kHz range? sure, it'll annoy the yoof but my ears are past annoyance in that range!

Go for it. Maybe some sort of a small, guided missile or something more powerful to destroy such devices. Knowing how things are though, there will be videos of incoming destruction taken by the targets.

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Facepalm

Re: Presumably backed to the hilt by UK consumer law (or lack thereof)

I'm available to provide them myself. Don't worry about giving us the address, Nest will do that for you, and will let us know when you are home

Oh my, you are going to be very busy. How about emailing instructions for them to do it themselves... see icon for example.

How do you solve a problem like Galileo? With a strap-on L-band payload, of course!

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Re: Hirzon angles??

The early GPS plan back in the '70's was for only 3 birds, as I recall. They quickly found out about coverage being restricted by all sorts of things on the ground like cities and terrain. I suspect that the people proposing this might have access to the early plans and other paperwork. Having worked some on this back then, I don't remember what the timeline was for de-classification.

Visited the Grand Canyon since 2000? You'll have great photos – and maybe a teensy bit of unwanted radiation

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Some people want to heroes, some just don't care.

Given the way things have been going, I'm sure the Democrats will be blamed for it. Or not. But then I gave up years ago wondering why people did certain things.

New claim dogs Oracle: After $11m of sales, I was unfairly axed before next big deal – because I am a 64yo woman

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Re: Drip, Drip, Drip...

Add to that, consider all the lawsuits by companies against Oracle going on.

Revealed: Numbers show extent of security fears about security biz Kaspersky Lab

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Re: Pattern?

Here's your pattern. Kaspersky caught the 5 eyes tools, while *all the rest didn't*. Hmmm.

The "rest" didn't because the worker bee working classified material on his home PC only had Kaspersky. So this looks more like a kneejerk reaction on the part of some government official.

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Re: Pattern?

Easy ...... whoever Trump randomly 'picks on' next or whoever FOX News points a finger at !!!

I don't think Trump will "pick" anything or say anything until FOX News does a story or two on it.

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Re: It's not just Kaspersky

Color me shocked that the Chinese haven't jumped into the AV/Spying business. Given the paranoia running amok, I'm surprised no one is running Kaspersky and some American AV so they can watch each other.

Techie in need of a doorstop picks up 'chunk of metal' – only to find out it's rather pricey

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Re: I did that once too...

So where did one learn the BOFH skills back then? Mine came via training as a PFY.

Here come the riled MPs (it's private, huh), Facebook's a digital 'gangster' ('disingen-u-ous'). Zuckerberg he is a failure (on sharing data)

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Re: Maybe...

If it's FB style it's only "like".

What did turbonerds do before the internet? 41 years ago, a load of BBS

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Re: Once upon a time...

The lesson I learned was "test early, test often" using the butt-set. Great fun back then and what was learned has helped over the years (like actually looking at code and testing then test again).

There was a BBS I used that went under and the phone company re-issued the number fairly quickly for some reason to some unsuspecting family. I shudder to think how many calls they got from modems looking for the old BBS.

Solder and Lego required: The Register builds glorious Project Alias gizmo to deafen Alexa

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Pint

Why bother?

Why spend money on an Alexa and then have to figure out how to stop it? Save the money and time on something important.... see Icon.

You know the drill: SAP has asked Joe Public to name Munich arena so go forth and be very silly

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Sad SAP Stadium.

Surrey Uni mans the space harpoons, and NASA buys more seats on Russian rockets

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Pirate

Re: Whaling?

Well, they had a harpoon but no one-legged guy throwing it.