* Posts by Mark 85

12880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Gone in 120 seconds: Arianespace aims for stars, misses, as UAE satellite launch fails

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A launcher anomaly occurred during Flight #VV15 shortly after ignition of the Zefiro 23 second stage, leading to premature end of the mission. Data analyses are in progress to clarify reasons for this failure. An independent inquiry commission will be set up in the coming hours.

Translation: "Something broke and the whole thing went 'boom'. ".

London cop illegally used police database to monitor investigation into himself

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Re: Self incriminating...

(Or is he really that stupid wrt understanding how IT works, which begs the question of how he got through the recruitment process in the first place?)

I daresay that 90% or more of all users don't understand how IT works. The ones that try to get around things are usually the worst as to having a clue but then they think they "know" what they're doing.

Queen Elizabeth has a soggy bottom: No, the £3.1bn aircraft carrier, what the hell did you think we meant?

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Re: Loose lips...

Or they've saved some money as it's been "pre-torpedoed"?

I may have read Autonomy whistleblower emails about 'inflated' sales, founder Mike Lynch admits in court

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I didn't realize that some execs think it's ok to count chickens before they hatch.

We still need a popcorn icon.

Wanna sue us for selling your location? Think again: You should read your contract's fine print, says T-Mobile US

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it seems a particularly cruel and unusual punishment for corporate execs.

Nah... it's not enough actually. Even hangin' is too good for 'em.

Yorkshire bloke's Jolly Roger flag given the heave-ho after council receives one complaint

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Coat

What has Will done to deserve being flashed at?

Being flashed is better then being fired upon.

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Add to that.. then you have some folks with nothing better to do than write complaints about nit-picky minor things like pirate flags. I admit that lately that flags seem to be a problem for some people of late, especially here in the States with regard t the "Stars and Bars" battle flags.

Hang a piece of cloth on a pole and someone will complain about it, I think.

I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

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Re: So why did it have a dead power supply?

These days that enclosure has five redundant PSUs, and they're all the high wattage ones, so it should be able to cope with two (fingers crossed).

"Should be" is a pipe dream... a faint hope. If it's not been tested, assume the whole thing will fail. Finding this out the hard way is a bitch. Don't ask how I know.

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Re: "The router went dark"

The article also states that the turned the router back on. So a switch hit is obvious.

Florida man pretending to be police pulls over real police, ends badly, claim cops

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Re: Is that a serious offence

That's part of it. The bigger reason is that some have used the cop car approach to commit other crimes such as rape, assault, etc. Thus, the reasoning for this is it's not just "crimes against women.

Let's talk about April Fools' Day jokes. Are they ever really harmless?

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Re: Error Messages

My favorite dead-end error message: "Abandon all hope ye who enter here. Oops.. too late, you are here. Reboot now. " Don't know who put it in the code but he/she deserves a beer.

Oz watchdog claims Samsung's leak-proof phones ad campaign doesn't hold water

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Now why in the world would anyone need to use a phone in a swimming pool? Or while swimming in a lake, river, ocean? The ads shown in the article just seem improbable. Or is it that the target audience just can't put the damn phone away?

YouTube mystery ban on hacking videos has content creators puzzled

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Facepalm

Furniture restoration breaks the terms of service? Just when you think you've heard everything someone goes does something to lower the bar a bit more.

Engineer found guilty of smuggling military-grade chips from the US to China

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Re: Point of order

If you haven't noticed, the prosecutors always take full credit for a conviction. They may thank "law enforcement" for their work, but they take the credit. When they loose, they generally blame law enforcement for failing to provide the proper evidence.

Poetic justice: Mum funnels £100 into claw machine to win single Dumbo teddy for her kid

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Re: Did she learn nothing?

Just another stupid SJW trying to make a point. It's not like a 5 month old even knows what mom did. As more and more of these kind of folks run amok and get attention, I worry for future on the human race. Even sadder is most of these types seem to end up in politics.

Will that old Vulcan's engines run? Bluebird jet boat team turn to Cold War bomber

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Re: So let me get this right?

If I read correctly, the Vulcan engine is needed to start the boat's jet. Whether it's the starter off the Vulcan or whole engine is needed is a bit confusing.

DeepNude's makers tried to deep-six their pervy AI app. Web creeps have other ideas: Cracked copies shared online as code decompiled

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Re: this whole thing is hugely complex & interesting

I'm not lawyer, but I feel what we need are laws against harassment, blackmail, etc.

Err... many countries all ready have those laws in place and have had for quite a long time.

Trouble in paradise: Just a day after G20 love-in, Japan throttles chip part exports to South Korea

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Re: There should be a law against.....

.....using trade restrictions to further political aims. (Trump has obviously given some people bad ideas.

OK... so who enforces it? Who collects the fines?

White House mulls just banning strong end-to-end crypto. Plus: More bad stuff in infosec land

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Re: Sigh

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it.

You should take this to heart.

Not just the people. The government should. Those running seem to think they're special.

Now if "they" encryption, will all government officials elected and otherwise follow suit? They damn well should, actually they should be the first.

What would Jesus tweet? Church of England hands down commandments for Anglicans on social media

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Of course, something different happened when Mary and Joseph were thinking about what to call their baby. Outside in the inn yard a porter dropped an amphora on his foot and swore loudly. "That's a nice name", said Mary, "We'll call him that."

So they decided not to use the middle name? If they had, it would have been "Jesus F**king Christ".

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Re: Treat others as you would like to be treated

I've always heard it as "Do unto to others, but do it first.". Not sure if that applies to people or to governments.

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Re: Chant/Text after me...

You forgot the responses...

"No he doesn't....."

"Yes he does..... "

and repeat.

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Devil

Re: I've decided to become a Christian...

I guess that coveting the neighbor's ass is out especially if her husband finds out.

Yuge U-turn: Prez Trump walks back on Huawei ban... at least the tech sector seems to think so

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Re: The Art of The Deal. Just waft enough cash

Spot on. He's following his book to the letter. Funny thing is, other world leaders read it and are applying the same BS when they deal with him.

Iran's blame-it-on-Bitcoin 'leccy shortage probably isn't a US hack cover story... yet

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Is this "private" individuals or government sponsored mining? With embargos it might be a good (for some value of good) way to raise some money. OTOH, there's something that says this is an excuse for them doing something else using the 'leccy.

This weekend you better read those ebooks you bought from Microsoft – because they'll be dead come early July

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Alert

Precedent?

What happens to the MS OS when they decide to change the product? Basically, one rents Win10 (license they call it) for a year. There's more to this ebooks thing than meets they eye I think.

One teeensy little 13-minute power cut, and WD you look at the size of that chip supply cut!

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Re: Backup Power

Not sure what their power needs would be but that would probably one hell of battery back up. Same for a generator back up.

The dread sound of the squeaking caster in the humming data centre

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Re: Gone fishing?

But percussive maintenance can is always be more satisfying...

FTFY.

BOFH: What's Near Field Implementation? Oh, you'll see. Turn left here

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El Reg should introduce him and Simon.

I've always believed they're the same person.

DeepNude deep-nuked: AI photo app stripped clothes from women to render them naked. Now, it's stripped from web

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Re: The genie, the bottle and the silver lining

We're already seeing it basically in the political spectrum. There's more than a few websites out there that are set up to find the fakes.

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Thanks, Bevis.

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So who will get the rap if somebody's deepnude get posted and said person want to take that to court

It wouldn't be the first time nor would it be the last. Newspapers and scandal rags have been doing it for decades and occasionally lawsuits have been issued*. In the computer age, a bit of photoshop, etc. and it continued. The computer has made it easier and this "app" will make it even easier. Normally, I'm normally not a judgemental person, but this is something was never "right" no matter who did it or for what reason. Now that it's easy for the masses to do it suddenly everyone is up in arms.

*Not often though due to the Streisand Effect.

Good news: NASA and Homeland Security just passed their government IT exams – and we really mean *just*

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Re: Uses for a Homeland Security Report

Nope, not fap-off but budget increase and personnel all in the name of 'we're going to make it better!!" Reality will be bloat, more restrictive rules for those they serve and bunch more federal employees eagerly awaiting their retirement.

I'll give you an upvote for trying though.

Sneaky fingerprinting script in Microsoft ad slips onto StackOverflow, against site policy

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Why? To track you and target you. I find it rather ironic that a Google developer called this out though.

Oh snap! The road's closed. Never mind, Google Maps has a plan...

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Re: Muds Law of Offroad Vehicles

Once stuck or in the process of getting stuck, don't rev the engine to "power your way out'. All it does is dig you deeper.

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Seriously, anyone who takes Google Maps directions without doing some due diligence is already in deep crap. Always flip it over to photo view of the route. And even then, take a deep breath, drive carefully, and make the proper sacrifices to your deity of choice.

Blind faith in tech and tech companies is sheer stupidity or folly, or both.

Bonkers British MPs rant: 5G signals cause cancer

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Re: Not a phenomenon unique to the UK, unfortunately

Not just over across the pond, we have there here in States, also. Everyone of these seems to forget that no one lives forever. Life is a possible human carcinogen. Life also leads to death. Get a grip.

There's Huawei too many vulns in Chinese giant's firmware: Bug hunters slam pisspoor code

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Re: Not an investigation

Maintaining security costs money and some most companies will try to get away with skipping it.

FTFY. From the daily reports of vulns in IoT and net, and personal kit, seems to be the norm.

You're not Boeing to believe this, but... Another deadly 737 Max control bug found

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This checklist - which is meant to be memorised by flight crew -

I find that to be the most absurd expectation ever.

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Facepalm

So maybe what they found was the real problem? Or they didn't comment out the bad code?

Before we lose our minds over sentient AI, what about self-driving cars that can't detect kids crossing the road?

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I was waiting for one of the CongressCritters to ask if AI could be used in elections for maybe steering voters or selecting candidates. Now that's scary.

Decoding America's spies: What does the NSA's cryptic memo really mean? Citizens illegally spied on again

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Masters of weasel-wording

Even common words like "inaccurate" are frequently bent to their breaking point in documentation in order to conceal and obfuscate surveillance programs' inner workings.

They've take their weasel words to a new level beyond want the advertisers do.

It could be Rotterdam or anywhere, Wiltshire or in Bath: Euro cops cuff 6 for cybersquatting, allegedly nicking €24m in Bitcoin

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Re: Bitcoin will crash

Sounds like a plan to me. Good luck.

Buckminsterfullerene sounds like the next UK Prime Minister but trust us, it's in fact the largest molecule yet found in interstellar space

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You actually might be on to something there....

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Pint

@Schultz -- Re: News?

I'm not certain that is actually "hard data" as such. It's still based on distant observation with some excellent guess work. To be fully "hard data" and factual, we need to collect a sample. But still, it's a great leap and in the scheme of things tells us more about the universe than we ever imagined.

I think a pint in order for the boffins.

Vulture gets claws on Lego's latest Apollo nostalgia-fest

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Re: Pricey

Came back from Uni one day to find my mother had given it all away because "You're too old for that sort of stuff now".

Moms did and probably still do that stuff. Maybe that's why some things are "rare" and worth a lot money now.

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Maybe they need to think about putting the parts list/drawings out and let the kids* with 3-D printers have fun making the parts?

*Kids - not a physical age specific term. Many of us "older" folks are kids at heart.

Eggheads have found a positive link between the number of racist tweets and the number of racist hate crimes in US cities

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Questoins lead to more questions

One question I'm not seeing answered after reading the paper, or maybe I missed it, is "Often there casual racism in social media". Many whites as well as blacks use the "N" word which probably comes from popular culture like using the word "homie". So how much of that is actually racist rants? Two friends (maybe "friends" isn't the right word) who have a fight and call each other a racial term even when not fighting, would that be included as hate speech?

As disclaimer, I'm in a small town on the west coast and the natives basically hate everyone who's not a conservative white. I, like many others here, are transplants.

Stop us if you've heard this one: US government staff wildly oblivious to basic computer, info security safeguards

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How about Congress?

Has Congress been audited? Not sure if anyone but the political parties spying on each other would be interested but I would hope they have secure systems also.

New Format

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New Format

I see the front page has been redesigned again. I'm not too fond of seeing the first 5 Latest News items with the small artwork running down vertically. Those just end up being less likely to be focused due to the smaller size. Add to the "ground clutter" of another set of "new" at the top, and Dev News and Storage News down the side and then the "Most ReaD" in middle, just hides it more.

Then again, I'm of the "keep it simple" brigade and not some site developer.