* Posts by Mark 85

12884 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

'Just a kid' Zuck's word is his bond ... but NOT in his backyard, lawsuit claims

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Re: Fuck people who want introductions

That works. Just like everyone going to Facebook... quality shows.

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Unhappy

Re: Markie Sugar town Cannot be Trusted

We're already doomed. The handwriting (or computer printout) is on the wall. We're continuing the trend of dumbing down kids here in the States. With this trend, we'll have millions of Farcebookers buying everything in sight and no one who understands about being the product. Much less doing the work required in order to flourish. The rest of the world just has to be patient and we'll be out of the picture as a world power.

Citations (there's tons more but these were first...)

http://www.ibtimes.com/millennials-job-skills-americans-score-low-literacy-basic-math-problem-solving-1845984

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/americas-millennials-well-educated-but-unskilled/

Musk: 'Tesla's electric Model S cars will be less crap soon. I PROMISE'

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Trollface

Re: I think this update is for me.

The update... for your car or your wife???????

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Most folks in the US have seemed to become dependent on the little light that comes on for "low fuel".. I guess they can't read or trust the gas gauge. I'm wondering if Tesla has come up with a software fix to do a "low electricity" light? Or maybe just a small trailer full of D-cells for the reserve?

LOHAN chap compiles 'tenner a week' cookbook

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Re: Dumpster diving, yes or no?

Per Wikipedia, yep.. it's illegal in Blighty. But legal in the US. YMMV so check the local laws....

Yahoo! spaffs! out! plugin! to! bring! crypto! to! everyone's! email!

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Black Helicopters

True. And those who might take more than a passing interest will know who you are and where you are located for <cough>"further investigation"<cough>. They will also know who looked at the webpage probably. It's just bit more difficult to find these things out.

Boffins brew up FIRST CUPPA in SPAAACE using wireless energy (well, sort of)

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Trollface

Re: energy for cloud-cuckoo land

And microwaves going through the atmosphere and hitting the target (or not) won't cause global warming? Since microwaves will boil water, cloud cover could get interesting.

'There is NO SUCH THING as a safe site anymore' – security bod

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COTW?

Just curious if the COTW has been dropped? You give us quotes from the stories but as commentards I think we like to see also what's been said about those stories.

Timeout, Time Lords: ICANN says there is only one kind of doctor

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Ah.... So Dr. Oz

Will have a multitude selling his diet pills and "pill of the week"?

SpaceX to deliver Bigelow blow-up job to ISS astronauts

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Re: Iterations

Further, in the case of disaster it might be possible to close off the section you're in and detach it. Then, using a small compressed air supply you jet to safety.

Inside a balloon, in LEO.... where's safety?

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I guess that some of us would look at this and get nervous. The new era of fabrics is upon us but the idea of being in space and floating into a balloon is still scary.... I'd be wondering when it will go "pop".

Still, this is some amazing equipment and considering the environment it shows how far we've come in materials and design.

Pi(e) Day of the Century is upon us! Time to celebrate 3/14/15 in style, surely?

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Pint

So many options for dates to recognize Pi Day...

and thus more options for hoisting a frothy one... I've counted 3 days for this so far.... Looks to be a productive year.

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Re: Every year, the same B*ll*x

You miss the point... it's an excuse to drink to excess. Much like St. Patrick's Day and Cinco de Mayo. So instead of pretending to be Irish or Spanish, the natives can pretend to be geeks and nerds while hoisting their beer.

Wham! NASA claims 'picture-perfect' blast-off for tricky MAGNETIC EXPLOSIONS mission

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I thought what you did until I did some reading... apparently, this is to study this on a small scale (our sun and earth). Here's a reasonably good starting point as other articles are way over my head and I'm not feeling up to climbing that high today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetospheric_Multiscale_Mission

Facebook shops for ads tech – snaps up product search engine TheFind

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Flame

I might be a consumer by definition, but if you want my business, you damn well better call me a "customer". And no, I've never used "TheFind" and never intended to with an attitude like that. They and Zuck deserve each other.

Yay! Wearables! It's the future! Uh-oh! I'm going to be sick

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What do you do when your brain is missing?

Track down the zombie who took it?

Unless of course, your name is Abbie Normal... then it's in a glass jar.

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Re: Duly elected

I wish I could do more than one upvote. For my side of the pond, they get elected to Congress.

Fizzy bubbles at the ready: Dot-com celebrates 30th birthday

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LISP!!!

I almost forgot about that language and some quick searching shows it's still around and being used.. Interesting language to work with.

Well.That.Sucks: New rude dot-word sparks outrage

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Coat

Re: Ahem

Ah... you beat a bunch of us to it....have an upvote.

In a related sense, we can't say lohan.sucks since rocket engines blow....

Hurry shipmates - the black hats have hacked our fire control system

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Coat

The reason? What the others have said plus there's apparently no babes in bikinis....or hunks in mankinis to draw the audience.

It's Friday and beer o'clock....

Bulgaria nixes 'metadata' law, Paraguay delays

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Coat

Re: Understandable the UK didn't want Bulgarians coming over

But...but... the Bulgarians bring airbags. That should count for something.

Mark 85

Even if you had those things in your constitution, they would be over-ridden by those who think that that old paper doesn't apply to the current times. I'm not sure who's following who's lead here. Is the US is following the Aussie lead following the Brits and maybe France or vice versa and mix things up a bit?

LOHAN unleashes 'waiting for the FAA' collector mug

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FAA?

Did they even get the paperwork? I'm wondering if it's not sitting on Joe's (or someone similar) desk.. the guy who retired a couple of years ago.

This ISN'T Net Neutrality. This is Net Google. This is Net Netflix – the FCC's new masters

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I started to write a tirade about lobbying, follow the money, etc. but.. there does seem to be some logic to these rules. Bear with me....

If I start a business to provide content on the web, be it social network, movies, TV programming, search, etc., I'm a customer of the ISP's. And by being a customer, I damn well had better know what the playing field is as this is a cost. And yes, as a startup, I would want neutrality. As an established company trying to stave off competition, that's a different story. But still, I'm a customer of the ISP and I would not want favoritism.

Also, it's really outside of the FCC's venue to regulate the content providers except in ways similar to TV and radio. Their charter is for the communication media... in this case, the ISP's and to keep the field level and fair for the customers.

Google does get to lob some curve balls and create some problems as they are both a content provider and an ISP. Where this will get into a gray area is if they were to be compared to a TV network showing porn with as fines and further regulation will result. And... Google's influence on this is questionable and possibly illegal if they got a copy of the rules to "look over" before the vote.

Lastly, I'm no fan of the way politics are being played in DC. If were up to me, they'd all be fired, their parties banned and all lobbyists and the current crop of politicians banished to maybe the North Pole and we'd start our government over.

So while things might be within the charter of the FCC, now that the proposed rulings are out there, the politics will start. As usual, the consumer/customer will probably get screwed.

Chief Scientist slams handcuffing research funds to uni reforms

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Re: Luddite government does not care?

It must be epidemic or even pandemic since it seems that all the major governments are coming down with similar "luddite" and "fundamentalist" tendencies.

Augmented reality: Who needs immersive worlds when you've got it all?

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Re: It's all fun and games

Well.... then how do you know if you're the clone or the clone is the clone?

Patch Flash now: Google Project Zero, Intel and pals school Adobe on security 101

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Exactly. If it doesn't bite you this week, it still can next week. I believe it's like a 20 year old automobile tire: no matter how many times it's patched, it's still going to leak.

We've read all 400 pages of the FCC's baffling net neutrality rules – here's what YOU need to know

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Re: Missed

Here's the link: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/29/fcc_sextuples_broadband_speed/

They changed the definition and thus, how the ISP's can label it for advertising, etc. From what I've seen locally, all the local ISP did was exactly that with no plans to upgrade to the "broadband" limit. What used to be called broadband here in my area has been changed to "high-speed internet".... It doesn't appear to be forcing any ISP to do any upgrades to service although that was the intent.

Revenge porn forbidden: Twitter bans hobby of bitter ex-boyfriends

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Poor baby...

Now he wants a takedown on his info or pictures. Hmm... maybe he should pay everyone of those sites... oh... say a $1000 a piece?

BTW, I'm surprised that El Reg wasn't on that list of infringing URLs.

Work harder to stop online child abuse, MEPs tell EU states

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Devil

Re: Dave : Sign her up

Actually, I'm surprised that several countries aren't vying for her services since she's obviously that someone referred to by the powers that be. She is obviously that some who's thinking of the children.

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Re: Why all the focus on the local ISP?

I'm reminded of an old caveat about politicians and religious leaders. "Listen to what they are against then, look carefully." Seems those who historically regaled about morality and ethics were biggest evil-doers.

Bulk interception is NOT mass surveillance, says parliamentary committee

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Re: Revolutionary Thoughts from Sensible Questions

It may be folly but it keeps the Security and Secret Intelligence Services gainfully employed and also keeps their bosses in power. However, in the timescale of civilizations, it's a drop in the bucket and they too shall pass into the pages of history. What will come after is a different question that many will not be prepared for the answer. I believe "this won't end well" is a good answer.

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Re: I think I'll find myself a small disconnected island somewhere...

Last I heard it was government by democracy, not dictatorship. Has it changed?

Yes. Didn't you get the email? Oh.. wait.. it was intercepted and hasn't been forwarded yet.

Google MURDERS Google Code, orders everyone out to GitHub and co

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Re: They're not even going to make it read only?

True. And at some point, it's possible that their Usenet will go away also. I only say possible since it's just sitting on a server (and some back up) not costing anything.

Panda antivirus labels itself as malware, then borks EVERYTHING

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Re: Caveat emptor

Haven't been to Wal-Mart lately? Or took a hard look around at just about every company? Some companies do, however, strive for lower than what you get away with...

Clinton defence of personal email server fails to placate critics

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Re: Strange assumption

Go back... and re-check history. Just about every President had things to hide or things that today would get them on the front page of a scandal rag. 3 of 4 examples you gave had mistresses plus other scandals that came out after the fact.

A bigger question in all this... are any of us perfect? We always, always, always do the right thing? If you, me, or anyone else on this forum ran for a high office, could we stand the scrutiny of the press and the opposing party? Politics is dirty and corrupting. I'm not defending her, but just pointing out that so far, no one at the top of the various piles in the country have been what some would call a saint.

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Brevity in this case is a good thing. Otherwise your list could go all the way back to the beginning. As for morals, etc. I'm waiting for the Repubs to bring up Billy's affair... err... non-affair... (whatever) and her continuing to stay with him. That could be a strength or a weakness, depending on point of view.

Yeah.. she's a threat to the Repubs... a serious one at this point.

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Hindsight is 20/20

I'm thinking that she is like most politicos and thinks no one would dare hack her account. If so, she's a schmuck. And that "convenience" reason is pure BS. Any one lower on the food chain would probably be fired and/or face some charges.

To give her the benefit of the doubt.... did anyone give her a "serious" security briefing about email, etc.? The answer seems not to be apparent except that it was in the context of a "discussion". I mean, she was the Secretary of State for crying out loud. Not the head of the Secretarial Pool. In industry, we make all the higher ups use secure emails (the company's, not personal) for business purposes. So how did she fall through the cracks? Or do Cabinet members get to make the rules for secure computing?

I think the biggest shock to me is that until now, she got away with doing it.

Does my star look big in this? Milky Way 50 per cent fatter than expected

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Would you invite us? Then again, I hold to the Groucho philosophy: "I'd never join a club that would have me as a member.".

ACLU files new lawsuits in hunt for police 'Stingray' mobe-trackers

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Re: Interesting concept...

Referencing my previous post....

As I understood from previous articles, not all LEA's could get one. Thus my supposition about "what if"... is there innocence and how would they prove they didn't have access. I'll have to assume that the ACLU in the two suits before the court now have knowledge that these units were/are used. It's not like the LEA's and specifically the LEO's have never lied to a court before.

Mattel urged to scrap Wi-Fi mic Barbie after Register investigation

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I really have a hard time believing that any half-way intelligent and caring parent would buy their kid one of these. There's just too much room for abuse by outsiders (MITM or advertising).

Australians! Let us all rise up against data retention

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Re: @dan

I believe that they are counted. They may not be published as usually there's a smattering of "Mickey Mouse", "Bozo the Clown" types. But the vote would have to be counted since there is a space for it on the ballot. However, in the US, presidents are not elected by direct majority. See Wikipedia for Electorial College. A BS way of doing it, IMO. At any other level, if a write-in gets the majority, they're elected.

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Re: @dan

I can't speak to Australia's laws on this but in the States, many times, the write-in is used in lieu of "none of the above". Unfortunately, no one takes those votes seriously. If 60 million people voted and 50 million wrote in their own names the guy with the most votes (maybe for this example) 6 million, would win. Is it a win? Nope.. the plurality didn't vote for him even though he got the most votes.

There's been a lot of talk over the years about "none of the above" but it never gets very far as those in power want to stay in power. A "none of the above" majority would put their jobs and power in peril.

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Two-way Street. NOT!!!!

Even though the title says Austrailians... this applies the world over.

If we can't trust the State, why should the State trust us? In the US, at least, the founding documents cover that pretty well. The State should be watched and not trusted. But the State should trust the people who give the power to be the State for in the people lie all the power.

Current politics and government have perverted that to our probable doom as a free society. With the State doing the watching and mistrusting everyone, they, through their laws and actions, have taken the power from the people.

However, there are people who will willingly give up not only their freedoms but also give power to the government for the illusion of security and safety.

Do I have an answer.... no. Just very sad that the world has come down to this.

PayPal pays $60m for Israeli predictive security start-up

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Just asking....

Can you name any major country over the last 1000 years that has not propped up dictators, sponsored revolutions (or terror), laid waste for trade (profit)?

FTC to DirecTV: No more lies! Tell viewers what you really charge

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FAIL

Really????

"We go above and beyond to ensure that every new customer receives all the information they need, multiple times, to make informed and intelligent decisions. For us to do anything less just doesn’t make sense."

They can say this with a straight face? Never once did any paperwork, or emails, or phone calls, etc. ever mention that the price went up "early" or that premium services were "opt-out". If you called to question, you got high pressure sales dweebs pitching more upgrades after being told "you misunderstood obviously". And Dish doesn't seem to be any better except their customer service listens to issues without selling upgrades.

Had them, got shafted, now with someone else.

White House taxes Silicon Valley to skill-up American workers

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Re: Hey El Reg

Dead on correct. Have an upvote. The commentard who asked needs to turn in his pocket protector...

Psst... right click on the photo... "grace hopper programming".

Going on holiday? Mexico wants your personal data

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What the hell do they want dietary information for? Unless there's something there like "halal". Or credit card info unless someone (drug cartel?) needs it for "expenses"? Very weird...

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Black Helicopters

Re: EU citizen, your PNR data is private!

Don't worry about it. The 5-eyes already have it. I just wish they would return it when they're done with it.

Google's chief finance officer quits to go backpacking

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Reminds me of the old joke....

As long as he doesn't skydive and backpack at the same time, all will be well.

"Oh... time to set up camp". Opens pack, chute falls out.

"I wonder who has my backpack"... <loud scream from high up>

Ok.. seriously.. will he actually retire and stay retired or get bored and find some other position?