* Posts by Mark 85

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National Grid's new designer pylon is 'too white and boring' – Pylon Appreciation Society

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Re: "Flash Bristow"

They were a 60's rock and roll band. Not even a 1-hit-wonder as I recall.

USA is home to largest number of data perves, study finds

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There is a value to this....

I'm just not sure what it is. It reminds of those photos where someone is trying to teach kids (supposedly) that anything they post will go around the world. Misguided perhaps. But then, we in IT know that nothing is sacred and ever totally secure. Yes, this is Marketing and publicity. If it opens one person's eyes it might be a good thing. If it's someone with evil intent, it's probably not.

NSA: 'Back doors are a bad idea, give us a FRONT door key'

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Devil

Why bother?

If there's a master key available, it will be compromised. Perhaps a better idea is for the industry to not have any encryption, any firewalls, any protection. Period. Then these agencies will have an easier time spying on everyone including the "bad guys" (for some value of "bad"). But then some agency (or perhaps the existing ones since they would know everything, everywhere that's going on) would have to take out the spammer's, miscreants, etc. no matter where in the world they are. Simples... After all, isn't these agencies goals "to keep us safe"?

Now where's the cynical, cranky, old git icon?

Microsoft, Fujitsu team in Internet of Lettuce effort

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I guess that growing lettuce in a high-tech environment requires high-tech to watch it grow. Seriously interesting to see what they come up with and how this can be applied for use by the farmer in the field.

On the other hand, queue jokes about lettuce demanding a Twitter or FB account.....

Russian censor warns against meme 'misuse'

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Coat

Vulture South presumes, extolling the manliness of a shirtless Vladimir Putin would be okay.

So no statements about being a "man's man" then? Or enhancing his man boobs? Oh.. ok.. I'll get my coat for the long, cold drive to the gulag.

Strange radio telescope signals came from microwave ovens

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Re: Diet change

I guess they'll have to make lunch the old-fashion way... a stove or a thermal oven. Although the true hi-tech way would be to turn the kitchen/lunch room area where the microwaves are into a Faraday cage.

The Walton kids are ABSURDLY wealthy – and you're benefitting

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Re: This is why we have a self perpetuating housing crisis

As for the Walls..... Well I do have a problem with any entrepreneur who's creativity and talent doesn't stretch more further than ******g over employees and suppliers. On the other hand, Wallmart jobs used to be part time jobs for American Moms, in very different times. Same for a lot of the so called zero hours contracts in the British economy.

This can be said for many family owned businesses that fall into the hands of the heirs. Sam was pretty shrewd. He paid his employees fairly, had benefits including discounts. He moved into areas that were largely rural with cheap land and little competition. He used local (American) suppliers whenever possible. His kids... got their business degrees and instead of being involved in the business, turned to the beancounters. Within years, the suppliers were being outsourced to China, wages cut, benefits cut. The bottom line became the golden grail.

The worst case I've ever seen was McDonnell-Douglas. After Old Man Mac (I use that with respect as I met him several times but that's a different tale) died, the kids took over and sucked the place dry. It was so bad, that Boeing had to buy them out (I suspect with some help from the Feds).

It's probable that Wally World is headed toward failure also unless the corporate and ownership mindset changes.

Soil and sand harden as SPEEDING MISSILES and METEORS SLAM into GROUND – boffins

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Re: Like trying to push your way through a crowded room

Is that like a dirty bomb ?

More like chemical warfare...

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Holmes

The bow wave effect?

This seems to be another study on this type of effect where as the projectile/aircraft/boat/submarine move forward, what's in front gets compressed except it's simulated dirt. Dirt just doesn't move out of the way as easily as air or water.

Google research bods hope to lick battery life limits – report

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Unhappy

Re: Just 4 people working on this?

Good catch.. teach me to post before having coffee.

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Just 4 people working on this?

So is that 4 researchers? A manager, two techs, and an admni? On the list of Google priorities, this just doesn't seem like a big deal to them given the numbers of people.

ISIS: You bomb us, we’ll interrupt your TV transmissions

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Re: Use the lips, trotters and arseholes....

We already did use those.... the result was elected... I won't get into which office as the NSA might either take offense or have a good laugh.

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Upgrade the air strikes...

Start using bacon bombs and ham grenades.

PHYSICS APPLECART UPSET as dark energy disappears, Universe slams on brakes

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Re: RIGHT!

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION!

The simplest explanation: Magic!*

*In other words.... I don't think the experts really know.

Pregnant pause: Ancient JUMBO MARINE LIZARD pushed out sprogs in open ocean

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The classic out...

"These findings suggest...." and these findings are based on two specimens. OTOH, it's an interesting theory and until there's more data (specimens), it'll probably remain a theory.

Struggling through the Crystal Maze in our hunt for a spare CAT5

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The joy of moves...

We had a manager who relished in moving and rearranging her "teams" every few months. The catch is, she didn't tell anyone below her... neither supervisors or worker bees. So on a late Friday after they've all gone home, myself (and maybe a contractor) start the IT work (pc's, ports, phones) and building services starts everything else. Chairs, sometimes cubes, and naturally, all the junk that worker bees bring in.. dolls, toys, posters, etc.

After a long weekend of this crap, we had to be in early, early Monday to direct people to their new desks otherwise, they wander around aimlessly looking for their new place. And we have to be ready to deal with the whines about things not working right or not in the exact location as things were on their old desk.

That manager is gone now.. but in the usual style, she was promoted and moved to a larger office. Now, instead of moving 100 people, she's moving 200-500 at a time....

Nokia may tell struggling HERE Maps division to get lost – report

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Re: Installed Here locally on my Nexus 4...

It's a strange world that has evolved in that technologies get invented, refined and yet inexplicably we don't end up with the best technology - just the most commercially viable...

Just a thought...

There's probably a book or two somewhere in that statement and trying to explain the "why". There's been a lot of great (to me at least) tech that got bought by someone else and then promptly put away in a dark back room because it competed with the buyer's inferior tech. Glide is a pertect example. Bought by NVidia and then promptly shut down and all the tech put into storage or binned. For the time, Glide was graphics to beat on games. But NVidia had bigger dollars tucked away and was buying up competitors.

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Devil

Re: I was using it yesterday

They knew you were coming and changed the signs just before you got there....

Urine for a treat this Monday, ISS 'nauts: SpaceX to launch pee-powered coffee pot

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Friday... beer o'clock.

I doubt that it's truly "pee-powered". Maybe the coffee but not the pot. I guess it's good they finally get a few creature comforts... Maybe a mini-beer brewery could be next. The more they pee, the more espresso they can make.

A 3-second launch window sounds, to me, like someone is putting some pressure on Space-X... and I don't think it's because the ISS crew needs espresso that critically.

Because the server room is certainly no place for pets

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Re: So much bollocks spouted in the comments

That's all well and good for you in the here and now. Get back to us in 10 years when time after time of your asking for upgrades and modern systems and equipment which management turns down as "it costs too much" or "what we have is working" fine. You might want the new and shiny and modern stuff, but you won't have it and will be dealing the crap just like the rest of it. Reality is a bitch.

Sprint fined $16m for sticking it to The Man: Telco 'overcharged' Feds for phone wiretaps

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Re: "recoup the costs of building its own network to allow wiretapping"

Charging customers to be able to spy on them is similar to "Here's a fiver.. beat me to a bloody pulp" and not being one of those who enjoys such things.

But... we get double charged...maybe triple charged. Not only by our tax dollars going to the agencies but also we get hit by the telcos to suppor this. So maybe it's: "Here's a fiver... beat me to a bloody pulp and while you're at it, here's another spot of change to pay the audience."...

US govt bans Intel from selling chips to China's supercomputer boffins

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I guess I should hang my head in shame, but I'm in agreement with Hayden... former NSA boss... I need to wash my hands, I feel so dirty about this.

FAA approves Amazon US drone flight just months after firm gave up and went to Canada

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Re: Wow, this is bad news

You forgot the first rule: "There is no Sanity Clause."

ALIENS ARE COMING: Chief NASA boffin in shock warning

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Coat

Re: Yet another misleading headline from the vulture

You're right... they're just breathing hard.

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Re: Predictions...

That kind of slip could get you crucified in The Guardian's comments sections.

I'm surprised a certain faction in Congress hasn't done that yet. After all, any fule knows the entire universe is only 6,000 years old and God put only us on a perfect world... <cough> BS<cough>

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Re: Actually.... @AC, and the Power of Global Operating Devices

Time, El Regers, for a program and projects to show what can be done from an alien space and secure place. More anon.

A fully operational battle station, I presume?

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Abandon all hope ye who enter here

I'm certain there's a map out there with our part of the galaxy labeled: Here There Be Monsters.

Microsoft's top legal eagle: US cannot ignore foreign privacy laws

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Re: What an insult

Yeah.. they ran roughshod for profit. This about profit too... if they lose, they lose all the profit from Europe and everywhere else. And at this point, it's not just MS... it's every US cloud company.

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Re: turn it round ...

How do you spell 'hypocrisy' in American English?

You can either spell it out: "C-o-n-g-r-e-s-s" or use an abbreviation: "N-S-A". HTH.

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Unhappy

I mean, it's not as if they'd use a judgment against Microsoft to try and force every US-based tech company to hand over all their overseas documents, would they?

Yes they would. US law has a lot of basis in precedent. If one case like this is won, then the rest will be a cakewalk. I do believe the very concept and business of the "cloud" is at stake here. If government wins, every cloud provider might as well just close their doors and turn off the lights. Yes, there will be layoffs, less money flowing, but government won't care. They will have one this one and kept their control. And then one day... down the road in the future, someone in government will remember there used to be a pile of businesses running clouds and wonder where they all went and why there's no taxes from them.

Wi-Fi hotspots can put iPhones into ETERNAL super slow-mo

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Re: re: Lee d

We (the IT world) already know or should know these things. But Joe User usually hasn't a clue. And I'm not sure the manager at Star**ks even knows who the admin is or cares about his wifi. Probably the wifi was set up by a contractor and who is now moved on.

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Re: I don't really have much sympathy for people who fall for such tricks

(Microsoft after all eventually did abandon its everything-works-with-everything approach and take security seriously.)

You were doing great until you started talking about MS having humility, etc. I'm not sure whether to upvote or downvote you. Wish I could do both.

Saudis go ape, detain Swedish monkeys at border

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They'd really be in trouble if they loved bacon sarnies. And I'm sure any female marmosets would willing to wear the Saudi equivalent of a burka.

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Re: Where does the money lead when you follow it?

Most of it's been captured from the Syrians and Iraqis. A lot of former USSR stuff... AK's, RPG's, etc. Rolling stock is a mix of what was sold in the area and captured. And apparently they are now trying to buy or buying AA missiles, etc. I'm not sure where they would be buying that from.

Daddy Dyson keeps it in the family and hoovers up son’s energy biz

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Facepalm

Oh.. you thought that move would be for making products more affordable??? You forgot the profit motive... tons of profit motive.

Facebook does fling COOKIES around, but privacy is assured

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Black Helicopters

Re: An assurance from Facebook

They're all at the bottom of the bottomless pit of swill. Governments, corporates, it doesn't matter which country or which corporate. No differences, just different motives and different methods. One is profit, the other control.

Facebook preps for class action lawsuit as angry EU mob lawyer up

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Re: This action is fundamentally misguided

Exactly. They went there for the tax breaks and forgot about the "other" laws... Most convenient, yes?

Microsoft uses Windows Update to force Windows 10 ads onto older PCs

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Hmm.. another one...

http://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/kb/2952664 Update sitting in my Updates to Install..... Looks very similar.

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Re: Strange

No they don't. Especially home users. The thing just runs on it's own and they either don't notice or don't care.

Ex-cop: Holborn fireball comms outage cover for £200m bling heist gang

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It does sound like something from a movie... since the thieves entrance had to be planned well in advance. I guess the unanswered question for now is: coincidence or planned mayhem? I suppose it's not too farfetched to think it the fire was planned IF the crooks had knowledge of the power/phone and internet cabling and that was a critical junction point.

Amazon listens to MORE of your private stuff

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Thumb Down

I guess that will definitely be off my wish list. Nothing like generic security and generic privacy from our "services".

Vultures victorious in virtual vote vis-à-vis virtualization views!

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Pint

Congratulations!!!!

Celebrate appropriately... -------------------------------------------->

Apple swears that NO FANBOI will queue for its new gumble

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Re: "It's like heroin...."

True.. it came from Patton. Still, it's an excellent quote.

Marvell: We don't want to pay this $1.5bn patent bill because, cripes, it's way too much

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Re: Patents: Sought by the Wright brothers while Europe built planes

That's probably why the uni won the suit. I'm thinking the company figured "oh... uni patent... no need to pay to use it".

Besides, this is not like it's some patent troll. CMU does a lot of research and development.

In the time it takes you to watch The Hangover, AT&T will pay a $25m fine for privacy scandal

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Unhappy

The gist is that tightening up their security (in-house and outside threats) would cost them a lot more and hit the bottom line hard. I do believe the fines ought to be a lot stiffer. Maybe Mr. Wheeler and the FCC ought to figure out what their personal details are worth and work the fines from there....

Drill, baby, drill: HIDDEN glaciers ON MARS hold 150bn cubic metres of precious frozen WATER

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Are these glaciers buried pretty deep? The thick layer of dust is kind of vague. I guess the probes all went to the wrong places then.

Bell Canada pulls U-turn on super-invasive web-stalking operation

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Shame on Ma Bell - Canada

Don't they know that in-depth data collection is the government's job? Er.. wait.. the government can ask them for the data. Conundrum... If they can't collect it, how can they turn it over?

Pinterest, Yammer scramble to patch login thievery headaches

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Users of Yammer iOS version 6.4.25.850 and Pinterest for iPhone v4.5 both need to upgrade to skirt potential login token-thieving problems.

Well, if it doesn't upgrade itself, I'm believing that most of the affected users won't get the upgrade. Given what I've seen, they'll all be "too busy" or "I didn't hear that"....

Instead of public sector non-jobbery, Martha, how about creating real entrepreneurs?

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No problem...

Why hasn't Britain (or even Europe?) produced a Google or a Facebook yet?

We'll give you Facebook but you have to take Zuck as part of the deal. Fair enough?