* Posts by Mark 85

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Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

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What we did, was add a folder on the desk top called "Storage" which went to their network share. It was hammered into them in training that any files, etc. they wanted to save went to the "Storage" folder. We also hammered that "Recycle Bin" was actually Trash...look at the icon. We still has some that used the bin for storage but they didn't last long. If users can't do simple things like that, then they should be non-users was manglements position. Worked pretty well.

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Devil

Re: A stupid idea

But "recycle bin" is politically correct, isn't it? All those zillions of electrons get be recycled instead of tossed in the landfill.

Are you who you say you are, sir? You are? That's all fine then

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Re: Voice response phone

If the call was so damned important to them, they would actually have the staff (with some smarts) to answer it and also solve the problem. Damn muppets and their stupid scrips is what you get if you can actually talk to a human.

Captain's coffee calamity causes transatlantic flight diversion

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Re: Cup-holding it wrong

I'm pretty sure that no one will be Bombastic Bob for the downvote total.

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Re: Pedant mode

Upvote. You beat me to it. Sometimes I wonder if about the writers' tech knowledge here abouts.

Sidenote... no mention if the pilot screamed when the hot coffee hit is lap.

Just what we all needed, lactose-free 'beer' from northern hipsters – it's the Vegan Sorbet Sour

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Re: Hmmmm.... I've a forest of Rubarb ..

Maybe feed this fake beer to your plant buddy? He/she might like it.

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Water, malted barley, hops and yeast. That's all you need.

Exactly. Real beer is already lactose free. On the other hand, the terminally hip will drink anything that's labeled with buzzwords.

Tut – you wait a lifetime for an interstellar object then two come at once

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A comet is what they want us to think.

So the second scout ship on it's way. Presumably the main fleet won't be far behind.

Those fake spying cell towers in Washington DC? Ex-intel staffers claim they're Israeli

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Using an insecure device?

If he's discussing anything confidential or higher ( government definition, not anyone else's) then he and the ones he's calling could loose their security clearance. I've seen it happen in industry that does "government work".

First water world exoplanet spotted – and thankfully no sign of Kevin Costner, rejoice!

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Re: Thank you!

Not just you Brits. Seems to be a common thing in many countries to "dumb down" the population.

A peeling solution to pothole has split the community... Yeah, they stuck a banana tree in it

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Almost funny but not.

It's funny that they can spend hours and hours debating over what to do when for all the spent in meetings and for snacks during the meeting, they could have fixed the damned things.

Deloitte man kept quiet at Autonomy's internal audit committees, says scrutiny chairman

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Then there's a reason he was silent. Figuring out why might raise other issues though like "bonuses for not finding anything wrong". The folks at the top have their ways of getting what they want thus they get big money.

Facebook: Remember how we promised we weren’t tracking your location? Psych! Can't believe you fell for that

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Re: Samsung phones

The key is "should be able to". Seems money talks to any corporate.

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Re: Interesting phrasing

Well, the whole key to their BS is right here... "It helps improve ads and..." Ads = cash in the corporate coffers. Everything else is eyewash.

The real only way to stop them is turn the phone off or as the article says, delete the app. I do question the "deleting the app" as it will still pop up in the "uninstalled" menu which means some shit is there waiting. My ex deleted FB from her phone and even the icon for installing. It kept coming back from the dead.

CEOs beg for America-wide privacy law... to protect their businesses from state privacy laws

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Re: If only...

Well, Congress seems to have lots of committees and even investigations. Not much ever comes out of them though since the power behind them has deep pockets filled with cash. So expect to see some showboating and not much else.

Psst. Wanna brush up your supervillain creds? Get a load of this mini submarine

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Re: No Das Boot here

A villain on a budget?

Well, one does have to start someplace so starting small is an option.

Geo-boffins drill into dino-killing asteroid crater, discover extinction involves bad smells, chilly weather, no broadband internet...

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Well, that's one way to solve the global warming problem.

See title. Someone had to say it.

Equifax is going to make you work for that 125 bucks it owes each of you: Biz sneaks out Friday night rule change

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Government has ouir backs, but not the way we think.

I'm reminded an awful lot o the old "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" as they hand you tube of Vaseline.

Four-year probe finds Foxconn's Apple 11 factory 'routinely' flouts Chinese labour laws

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Re: When the Communist Party of China thinks your labour camps are inhumane...

The communist party of China doesn't seem to care.

Why should they? They have more people than they know what to do with. Looking at some of the failed policies in the past such as 1 child per family, it's not's going to get any better. The people are under the watchful eye of the government and any behavior not the norm is punished.

It does seem though that they have changed in one area... profit is now king but at the expense of everyone else.

Cash carousel spun between Filetek and Autonomy, Lynch employee tells court

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Did I read that right?

Did he basically point the finger at his current boss (Lynch) for this? Or is Lynch not involved in Darktrace anymore? Maybe I need a scorecard to keep track of all the players in this.

Finally! A solution to 42 – the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything

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I guess the next "sigh" will be when we hear "so long and thanks for all the fish".

Valorous Vikram lunar lander – or Star Wreck: Enterprise? India's Moon craft goes all silent running during descent

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Alien

Moonmen?

Maybe the natives up there are getting fed up with us earthlings dumping stuff on their world?

The time a Commodore CDTV disc proved its worth as something other than a coaster

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New computing law?

only to find the silliest solution was actually the correct one

Should this now be called "El Reg's Law"?

Look, we know it feels like everything's going off the rails right now, but think positive: The proton has a new radius

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Holmes

Re: Huh?

Does it really matter unless your income is based on a research grant? I'm not sure, other than curiosity all the ruckus is about.

Icon: curious minds doing what they do.

Be still, our drinking hearts: Help Reg name whisky beast conjured by Swedish distillers and AI blendbot

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Obviously this is Friday from the suggestions, so... Friday's Special Blend.

Auditors bemoan time it takes for privatised RAF pilot training to produce combat-ready aviators

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Re: "Auditors bemoan time it takes"

Remember that the RAF has shrunk from 75000 people in 1990 to 35000 today (on paper, actually probably much less).

If they follow most bureaucratic policies in government and even the corporate world, there's a hell of a lot more management and admin types then worker bees who are actually doing something. And as we know in IT, outsourcing is never a good idea for optimum performance.

Yahoo! customers! wake! up! to! borked! email! (Yes! people! still! actually! use! it!)

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Re: Guilty Secret

Are we fossils? I have a Yahoo email addy and an AOL addy. Both work most of the time but then, email isn't normally my preferred means of communication since I retired from IT.

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Re: Bring joy to your inbox

I thought Joy was the girlfriend.

Full of beans? Sadly not as fellow cracks open tin at dinner to find just one

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Re: The humanity...

NO! The children can get their own beans.

How do you do, fellow kids? Facebook now Boomerbook as British oldies outnumber teens

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Re: So...

I think this is being over analyzed. Kids are kids and don't want to hang out with mon, dad, and grandparents. When they older generation moves in, the kids move on to someplace else. We saw this with the place ran by "Tom" (MySpace, remember them?)... He sold it as the kids were moving on to FB while the old folks didn't until they sorted out where the kids moved to.

SpaceX didn't move sat out of impending smash doom because it 'didn't see ESA's messages'

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Re: This would be why they are test sats

Some of the newer Ford vehicles here in the States have that also. It will gently move the wheel while sounding the alarm but it's gentle enough that light hand pressure can override it.

Disclaimer: I'm not fond of these things at this point. Too much can go wrong including giving the driver a sense of well-being and immortality.

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Re: "Aircraft must also turn right if they're in an imminent collision situation."

That usually works but yes, local instructions are supposed to take precedent. Saw a case in 'Nam where two Huey Cobras were taking off and requested the normal "break left" (local rule due to other A/C) out of the pattern. Tower came back and said "Break right". Needless to say, one heard and responded the other didn't. Two choppers down and 4 guys dead because of that.

Tempted to play with that Chinese Zao app for deep-fake frolics? Don't bother if you want to keep your privacy

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Holmes

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“It’s dangerous to upload your face to a random app,” Robert told The Register on Tuesday. "Once your photo of your face is uploaded, you lose your rights on it. You have no idea how your face will be used."

This is a true "no-shit-Sherlock" moment. But most users either haven't a clue or don't care because it's "new and shiny."

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Re: Might be a good time to start reading those EULAs

Basically, it's pure CYA for the company. Lawyers, LEA's etc. have created this monster.

Bus pass or bus ass? Hackers peeved about public transport claim to have reverse engineered ticket app for free rides

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Re: Unghh

So another self-entitled lad who thinks he's doing good by covering his deeds with political verbage?

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Re: TfL?

Never used it myself, but might be worth looking at purely for interest and to see how well the code is written.

You sir, are obviously a glutton for self-inflicted punishment.

Tesla Autopilot crash driver may have been eating a bagel at the time, was lucky not to get schmeared on road

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Did he get a ticket?

Per the article, he was in the "high occupancy lane" which is supposed to be used only then passengers present. A single occupant is a no-no. And he really must not have paying attention as usually firetrucks with emergency lights on are quite visible from a distance which means he didn't notice other cars moving over to the other lane that is if there were other cars in that lane. I smell a porkie.

Cortana makes your PC's heart beat faster: Windows 10 update leaves some processors hot under the cooler

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Re: A novel concept: don't ship until it's ready

You forgot... "testing.. we've heard of it but that for the users to do."

Divert the power to the shields. 'I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!'

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Facepalm

Re: chillers

Way back when, we pushed hard for a backup a/c for server room. After about a year or so, the A/C contractor showed.... to install backup A/C in the exec suite.

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Re: Another Place, Another Time

Biodeisel is only 8% bio so even if it hadn't gone off it still wasn't very green.

But... all the greenies feel good because it's organic you know. Then again, any petrol product is actually green because it originally came from green things.

Call Windows 10 anything you like – Microsoft seems to

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Re: Given

So why don't they find another way?

Pick one or more:

1) Profit is more important than delivering a properly tested OS.

2) They are the only game in town for most businesses. Linux just isn't there yet for most of them.

3) Having users do the testing (forced obviously) is cheaper than doing themselves.

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Re: "Naturally, all user data is wiped with this option"

They don't what you to put your data on the HDD but in their cloud. More profit and a bit of slurpage for them.

Whistleblowing saboteur costs us $167m bellows Tesla’s accountant

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Joke

Musk tends to attack anyone who doesn’t pretend that his self-created hype bubble is real.

Sounds like he's on the same path as another person I can think of. So Musk might be looking at politics next?

Last one out, hit the lights: UK energy supplier SSE to axe 115 bodies from tech department

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Re: And...

In this case, it's being outsourced to the Philippines. The true costs may even be murkier.

Capital One 'hacker' hit with fresh charges: She burgled 30 other AWS-hosted orgs, Feds claim

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The appeal is probably that "she could". Normal curiosity is one thing. Giving in and acting on it, is something else. Probably has grudge along with previously mentioned in various articles about lack of esteem, respect, and being a 'loner".

Apple says sorry for Siri slurping voice commands of unsuspecting users

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Black Helicopters

Why have these "things" at all?

Seems that just by the fact you have one these "things" means you've handed over your privacy to strangers. And privacy is one of things that's slowly disappearing in the world with cameras on street corners, phone calls being recorded (for "quality purposes" of course <rolls eyes), and various agencies slurping everything they can from the Internet.

I'm not sure why they're "needed". Maybe it's "nice" not to have to leave note on paper for family or something.

Army Watchkeeper drone flopped into tree because crew were gazing backwards

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Re: @Peter2 -- Aircraft 1: Humans 0

Maybe, But then again, one can pause and wander off or do other things with that. There's been several articles on the Brits problems as they've lost more than few drones and have yet to deploy to somewhere other than their training base.

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@Peter2 -- Re: Aircraft 1: Humans 0

Youi've basically tagged the problem dead on in #3. For some reason, the Brits decided they don't need real pilots for these things and take a kid who's only flying experience is probably MS Flight Simulator.

Today's Resident Evil: Ransomware crooks think local, not global, prey on schools, towns, libraries, courts, cities...

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Re: Insurance

Think "must have latest updates to operating systems and anti virus etc installed and running"

Think also about backups. I'm surprised the insurance companies aren't pushing this.

I do think a lot of smaller cities and other targeted institutions are running systems on the cheap. The system was built way back when and having someone come in periodically for maintenance and setting things up like backups just isn't in the budget. Most libraries, many schools, and small towns are usually strapped for cash.

Bloke who claimed he invented Bitcoin must hand over $5bn of e-dosh in court case. He can't. He's waiting for a time traveler to arrive

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Because, Wright claims, they were worried that the cryptocurrency was increasingly being used for criminal means.

Interesting defense of the charges against him. And the courier is very creative. This is playing out like bad fiction novel but it is entertaining to watch.