* Posts by Mark 85

12880 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Take that NATS! Jocko IT is also totally rubbish. BOOM!

Mark 85

Re: Bureaucrats and managers

for example, many people in the world know that the USA de facto supports IS nutters, you only need a quick search to see IS morons riding US-supplied tanks,'Humvees', wielding US-supplied anti-tank and anti-aircraft (which can easily fell a civilian airliner somewhere else), US desert camouflage, US body armour.

All those things were captured from the Iraqis. So, when the Iraqis toss down their weapons and run, that probably makes them ACTUAL supporters? What am I missing in your logic? How did this go from an IT rant to a war zone?

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Re: Who's crap at IT?

Is there any government who isn't crap at IT?

MS privacy policy website subverted to pimp gambling sites

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Pirate

There's something karmalike in this....

Their privacy site being subverted by gambling sites. Is it that MS products are a gamble or their privacy policy is? Or maybe both?

At last, switching between rubbish broadband providers now easier

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Unhappy

Look on the bright side, those of you on the left side of the pond... You have that option and apparently other providers offering different price structures and speeds. Come to the States and there's not of that in spite of what the politicos state about "competition".

California über alles? Is MEP Reda flushing Euro copyright tradition down the pan?

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@Doctor Syntax

The company may well try to use wording that copyright on anything done during the period of the engagement belongs to the company without limiting it to work done on the company time.

In the States, that is a very common clause. The companies use it because they say that, for an example, a programmer might re-use bits of code on a personal project or for a project for another employer. However, they can be Draconian about it. One place I worked, I had to show them anything I produced for sale (craft sales, shareware, etc. even though these were totally unrelated to any product the company had produced or ever would produce. One lad I worked with was told to shut down his side business because it violated these terms. It was an electronics firm, he was an electrical engineer who did... ready for this.... plumbing work, on the side because he enjoyed it. They felt he might develop some new cooling method for electronic equipment

Vicious vandals violate voluminous Versailles vagina

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Trollface

And if it is supposed to be totally immersive... is it wet? What does it smell like?

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Devil

Re: Sorry, but . . .

why make the Baby Jesus cry?

Because we can!!!!

Arkansas Kum & Go onanist did just that

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Alert

It's a tenuous link at best... but more importantly, it's in Bootnotes and good for a laugh.

The world .sucks at a minute past midnight on Sunday

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Will El Reg be getting into the fray? A sub-news site could be opened under IT.sucks. OTOH, I wonder if someone will pick up TheRegister.sucks or something similar. Just musing, evilly, out loud.

WikiLeaks slips out YET MORE Sony SECRETS

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Still blaming the Norks?

I'm not sure the Norks would be releasing this to Wikileaks just on principle, especially anonymously. This either is or might have been, bit a coup in their minds if they had done it..

As for the ethics of Wikileaks releasing it, like any other organization, public or private, it reflects the ethics and principles of it's leader.

Are ALIENS hiding on Jupiter's Europa? Let's find out, cry NASA bods

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Forget about filling stations, etc.

Let's just get there and see what it's like before making any vacation plans.

US Air Force drone pilots in mass burn out, robo-flights canceled

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Very true. This isn't a video game and it's not actually being in a cockpit. My point of view is from the cockpit vs. drone pilots. They do get the short end of the stick. Playing a video game for 12 hours would be hard on anyone, but to know and to watch that every time you drop a munition, someone is getting blown to hell can't be easy on the mind.

I'm not sure why, but the USAF drone pilots are all officers and qualified pilots with flying time beyond training. The Army, Navy uses enlisted types trained specifically for drone duty. I have no idea what the CIA uses for pilots. Given that, part of the USAF's problem is that their pilots have been knocked out the "real" AF and are now basically desk pilots. The pecking order in the AF is hell and they are at the lowest level of it and stuck there. I feel very sorry for them.

Mark 85

Let's face it.. watching a screen for 10 hours or more a day is boring, no matter what's on it. Piloting a real plane in combat has adrenalin, thoughtfulness, focus. There's no feedback from sounds and movement. And yes, these guys are at the bottom of the pecking order although the pecking order is getting shorter now that the A-10 is gone (or going away).

And yeah.. screaming into the target at 300+ mph (depends on target and weapons) doesn't allow you to see what you did after the munitions left the bird. Drone pilots have to watch what they blew up. That part alone has got to be hard.

Disclaimer: I flew as a door gunner in Vietnam. Watching people die no matter what side they're on is hard. Even harder to forget.

Graphene sheaths could boost processor signal speeds by 30 per cent

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Re: Contradiction?

Thanks for the explanation. So basically, the electrons don't penetrate the grapheme but ride along on the surface next to copper? If voltage were applied to the exterior that were they would ride?

Given the speeds most processors, etc. run at, I would have expected to see some RF doing the surface ride also on the copper.

Contradictory or not.. this is fascinating. I hope they can pull this one off and use it commercially.

Mark 85

Contradiction?

Is this a contradiction...its both a conductor and an insulator? And if it's both, why not eliminate the copper completely? The linked article doesn't explain this... or maybe I'm just too obtuse to understand it.

FCC hosts Reagan-off as it enters 21st century

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Devil

Republicans against it?

Ok.. it costs us taxpayers more. But the telcos/broadband companies get more money and profit and thus, more lobbyists in Washington. What be wrong with that?

Even the NSA should be for it as there'll be more possible terrorist and child molesters on line for them to monitor. Which means they can increase their budget and power.

Verizon promised to wire up NYC with fiber... and failed miserably – audit

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Unhappy

Interesting...

And in any battle with the FCC/FTC they cite that rules will kill competition or keep them from completing upgrades. Well, there must be another ISP/Cable/Broadband company in NYC for that to be true.. right? Oh.. there's not. So no competition.. no fibre... and rotten service but large profits. Business as usual I guess.

Google-owned smart-gumble-maker Nest snubs Google's smart-gumble OS Brillo

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Re: 2 year payback? Mine was less than a year.

Nice recommendation and result. This might have more value to us if you weren't posting as AC. Otherwise, I'd say you were in the employ of NEXT or Google.

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Discount for a working smoke alarm?

Hmm.. interesting that they've pulled this one off since most states (US) require smoke alarms in homes.

Climate change alarmism is a religious belief – it's official

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Re: Two sides

I think you have it backwards. They don't want to keep those poor in their place. The more fanatical want the rest of us to join them. Except for themselves of course. Since they know better, they get the cash, cars, luxuries, etc.

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Devil

Re: <slow applause>

The fact that someone who..... ....believes in silly beardy sky pilots ...

So Branson is God???? Who knew...

FBI says in secret that secret spy Cessnas aren't secret

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Re: Works 4 me

I've got nothing to hide, how about you?

Sorry. That's a BS argument to say the least. You have curtains on your windows and locks on your doors, right?

The problem isn't what their doing.. but how and why. The program isn't classified but yet they can't talk about it even to those responsible for their funding. This is about "oversight" and who's watching the watchers so their power to "be nasty" doesn't go to the "nasty" side. They were/are ignoring the questions of the appropriateness and the level of what they're doing. Checks and balances... ever heard of them?

The cops have the power to drive down your street and keep an eye on things. Do they have the authority or perhaps "right" to come up to your house and look in windows whenever they want?

Twitter joins Skynet arms race with terrifying acquisition of Whetlab

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Trollface

Twitter and AI....?

We'll know that AI is mature (for some value of "mature") when it takes a selfie of itself.

45% of UK data centres have suffered a natural disaster. Really?

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FAIL

Re: Earth tremors...

If the bodies are discovered, then they didn't do the job right. Epic fail on their part.

'No evidence' Snowden was working for foreign power says ex-NSA boss

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Re: Blackmail?

Therein is the problem. Which raises other questions.. in the old days (early 70's) you signed a form, listed family, friends, former employers and the FBI took that and investigated. But back then, the form wasn't 127 pages and it sure as hell wasn't in some computer system.

So.. does the FBI still investigate? Do they note additional and relevant info on the form? Or is that info in a separate database that may or may not have been grabbed?

Reading Hayden's comments, if we had the chance, we would have grabbed everything. Is what the Chinese (or whoever it was) did?

AssangeTM says Sweden squibbed on promised interview

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Great quote...

“To behave in such a way seems reckless and it is hard to imagine that it was more than a public relations exercise,” Assange argues. “It is impossible to maintain confidence in this prosecutor under such circumstances.”

He's a fine one to blast someone for a "public relations exercise" and "impossible to maintain confidence". What the hell has he been doing beside breaking bail which is breaking 'confidence' and hiding out in the embassy mouthing pithy or non-pithy (your choice) statements which is 'public relations'.

AT&T fined about 3 days of profit ($100m) for limiting 'unlimited' plans

Mark 85

If they (or any company actually) did that, the marketing types would soon be jobless. Then again, the definition of truth in marketing seems to have a lot wider latitude than the definition of truth for the rest of us.

Version 0.1 super-stars built the universe – and they lived all the way over there, boffins point

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Re: Question

What would be the fuel for it if not hydrogen? Things don't normally get more basic than that, as far as I know. I would have thought that if there's something earlier, there would have been a Population IV predicted or theorized.... which as far as web-searching.. none have been..... yet.

United Nations sends peacekeeping forces to Internet of Things war

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Well... admit it. It's better to have all these glorious folks being in a committee instead actually doing something. Since it's the UN, they'll keep themselves busy and feeling important for at least the next 10 to 20 years.

BOOM! Stephen Elop shuffled out of Microsoft door

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: This could get messy

See icon for response to that..... Gotta' love the concept of "leadership" and "inspire". I've always believed a leader is someone I'd follow into combat. I'd only follow these guys once.... after they walked through the minefield* and cleared a path.

*A real minefield that can go "BOOM", not a business or legal minefield.

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Re: "Chief insights officer"

Forget that title. The job I want is either "Corporate Curmudgeon" or "Corporate Scapegoat". Either one will do nicely as long it pays very well and there's a golden parachute included.

Downing Street secretly deletes emails to avoid exposure to FOIeurs

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Re: And in America...

I guess I'll just go turn myself into the cops. I regularly clean out my email and browsing history along with old files on my home PC. Will the time be in one of the country-club prisons or something akin to Shawshank?

News website deserves a slap for its hate-filled commentards, say 'ooman rights beaks

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Pint

Re: News website deserves a slap for its hate-filled commentards

Ah... fascinating.. downvotes for mentioning Fox News in an unfavorable light. Thanks guys... have one on me.

Mark 85

Re: News website deserves a slap for its hate-filled commentards

I gave you an upvote anyway, but I thought it was for Fox News...

Hacked US OPM boss: We'll fix our IT security – just give us $21 million

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Happy

Re: Given the way this works...

Well.. that settles it. I'll trade one group of idiots running things for another and for better beer. Might be worth it. Now to sort out if I'm on a "no-fly" list because of posts to El Reg.

Mark 85
Coat

Given the way this works...

Even though she rightly refused to answer sensitive questions in front of the press and good CongressCritters got to go into "full outrage" mode for the cameras. We'll soon know exactly what was taken and how bad it really is. Because as sure as I'm sitting here, some Critter up for re-election will come out of the closed-door session and vent his indignation all over the press with a full-disclosure.

Meantime, someone will have the bright idea that it's now the auditors fault because their report wasn't super-duper-top-secret-read-it-and-I-will-kill-you which allowed the bad guys to see all the problems and know exactly where to attack. This will cause some poor paperpusher to lose his/her job because they didn't mark as "super-duper...etc".

Once that's done, Congress will go back to their normal power plays, insulting each other's party and generally making more of a mess of the US.

Got me coat, I'm going for a long walk and try to not get pissed that there's really no where in the world not run by idiots.

Mark 85

@Graham Marsden - Re: Of course...

Actually, this comment by her is very telling: she said. "Cybersecurity problems are decades in the making and the whole of government is responsible."

Congress has been slashing budgets on routine things like computer security for a long time. Hopefully, this will come back to bite Congress in the butt, except of course, they'll blame those who are no longer in Congress.

AdBlock aims to send filthy malverts on one-way LSD trip

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Re: "save bandwidth and improve security"

Well... a lot of malware comes in (or tries to come in) via ads. There are people who craft evil ads or hijack an ad.

Then there's employee's surfing about and see an ad for some shiny and they're off and running on company time.

Lastly, let's face it.. ads are annoying.

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Maybe it's me...

but wouldn't it just be easier to push out something like this: http://someonewhocares.org/hosts/ I'm sure he'd sell a license cheaper than Adblock. We push our own out on a regular basis. Not as complete as my link. I don't know where the sys guy gets it from but we seldom see ads at work.

The insidious danger of the lone wolf control freak sysadmin

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Re: Never let one person hold all the keys

Usually, the keys get tossed on your desk. I'm the one IT person in a branch office of 500. I'm supposed to be 2nd and 3rd level support but I get my share of walk-ins and drive-bys. I've tried documenting things but no one really gives a damn... until I'm on vacation/holiday and something hits the fan. Even when you tell them where the docs are, they get irritated that you don't have all this knowledge in your brain, at the ready for their beck and call.

In some ways, it's great. Management and the main offices with a large IT staff is 300 miles away and leaves me alone. But the downside is, there's no support. The conversation "over the wall" about issues and fixes isn't heard. Once a year, management gets huffy and wants all the documentation you have, you get it to them and they promptly lose it or file it away never to be seen by human eyes again.

I also know that when I'm gone, the staff in this facility will be screwed as no one will know where anything is, even though there's a map on my office wall detailing where files for various things are kept. For example, I have file in SharePoint detailing what's in the server room, connections, those little nagging details like why the green cable isn't plugged into Router X but hangs next to the port. A hard copy hangs on the wall next to the door (inside the room). None of the server/network types ever reads it. They come to me.

Yeah, there is an incentive to this. They won't ever fire me unless I screw up royally. If they do fire me or I quit, the docs are there for whoever replaces me. But chances are, he'll never get a chance to read it since policy here is to seize all files (printed/electronic) and archive them far away. So he'll get the keys and have to learn things on his own with minimal help from anyone else. Meh.....

Trans-Pacific Partnership stalled says Australian trade minister

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There's a problem if this treaty isn't ratified?

How? Other than some political types and corporate types lose some power and control, that is.

Negotiating in secret is one thing, but if you want the people it affeds on-board, you damn well better lay it out up front. We went through this with that disaster called NAFTA and as I recall a couple of other "trade treaties"...

Auto-playing video ads? People love auto-playing video ads – Twitter

Mark 85
Devil

But do you video and set it to music? Non-copyrighted music of-course.

'Get your ass to Market Street!' Arnold Schwarzenegger to give drive-by directions

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Re: Imperator

Oh, I'm sure there's enough recordings of her and Minnie Pearl that with some appropriate technology their voices could be ordering us around also.

Personally, if I have to pick a celebrity - living or dead - for the voice, I'll take Harpo Marx.

FBI to 'aggressively' probe St Louis Cardinals in baseball 'hack' storm

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Joke

Re: Insecure Passwords

You're right... we need to write the Chinese, the Russians, the NSA, etc. a strongly worded note about their "unauthorized access" to all things.

How swearing at your coworker via WhatsApp could cost you $68,000

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Ye Gads...

I wonder what they do to garden* variety trolls such some who hang out here?

*Garden as in "common variety" no the kind made of plaster and put into the greenery in the yard.

Chinese snoops try tracking VPN users with fiendish JSONP trickery

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Are they taking lessons from NSA?

Or vice versa? Enquiring minds and all that.....

PRATCHETT chats to Oz from 31,000m above Planet Earth

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Pint

Well done!!!

A well-deserved pint for everyone except the FAA.... maybe we need petition? This is serious boffinry and to me it's a amazing what's been accomplished.

Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

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Devil

Re: Now it becomes clear.

Now that everyone has attracted the attention of NSA, GHCQ, and other alphabet agenies... I'm wondering is somewhere there's an operative reading this and thinking... "hide one shoe... what a great idea... Hey boss!!!!!".. I suggest everyone lock your shoes up at night just to be safe.

Cortana threatens to blow away ESC key

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Nope, not CAPSLOCK. We have an old mainframe where the emulator to access it can only use all caps. One would think this would be coded in, but no.. got to have CAPSLOCK turned on.

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We have been using the ESC key since Win 1 and now they want to replace it with a bloody fake helper designed to hoover up even more private information ?

There's the answer. Right in front of us.... not only does MS want all your data (maybe they're trying to beat Google at that game) but all your applications/programs will need replacing. I can hear the board now..."We kill one key and make billions on selling new applications. Let's kill another key, shall we?"