* Posts by Mark 85

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Ginormous HIDDEN BLACK HOLES flood the universe – boffins

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Re: so...

I was wondering that also.. but how do you measure the mass of a black hole?

Apple Watch sales in death dive after mega launch, claims study

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They saturated the market it seems...

and rather limited market at that after seeing who they were selling it to.

Canuck chump cuffed over helium balloon flying chair stunt

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I have to sometimes wonder at mankind's innate stupidity. A little research (very little required actually) would have told him that this was bad idea. Parachuting from a lawnchair suspended by balloons... over controlled-airspace. I find the human condition in peril lately.

ALIEN SLIME SHOCKER: Approaching comet probably NOT inhabited, say boffins

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Re: Invoking the conspiracy theory argument

Which *vested* interests?

Probably anyone who: a) questions his science. b) those who won't give him unlimited grant money c) those who won't give him his 15 minutes of fame on Oprah!.

He does seem to be using the same tactics as those selling snake oil in the medical world. One would think that this is wrong approach. He could be right but with his tactics he'll fall into the dustbin of history as one of those shady types selling the oil of snakes.

7/7 memories: I was on a helpdesk that day and one of my users died

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Re: No more terrorism.

Sadly, I things will continue to go the "other" way. 7/7, 9/11, etc. have led the powers that be to "mandate safety" at all costs. At least for now, the terrorists are winning although I'm starting to see signs here in the States that people are fed up. More and more the Benjamin Franklin quote is popping up. Perhaps.. maybe perhaps, things will change but as long as those who seek power can, they will rub our noses in these events and use them for their advantage. I sometimes wonder who's worse.. the guy with the bomb or the guy being elected.

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Re: Is it just me ... ?

It's part of your history... ever heard of "The Glorious First of June"? There's others, but that's sufficiently old to give a sense of history. I'm sure that reference was probably offensive to someone also.

Pwned Hacking Team tells cops, govts to shut down software

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It's almost a pity

that the NSA isn't a customer... or any of the snooping agencies of the 5-eyes or other major players. The irony would be well worth the belly laugh. On the other hand, it could be that the agencies were feeding them useful info so that the rest of world can know the benefits of surveillance.

Behold the mighty Swiss SPACE JUNK NOSHER PODULE

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If we knock them out "into space", I'm not sure if they'll keep on going or just orbit around at a higher level. If we nudge it downwards, there's still problems since it's getting crowded up there. The problem seems to be applying the nudge and how much to give it. We wouldn't want to push it at the wrong time or wrong speed as it might create more problems than it solves with collisions.

As I recall, various groups/individuals have proposed this type of capture scheme for several decades... Not a bad idea if we could build something (or several somethings) big enough and maneuverable enough to clear the big and the small stuff. There's bolts up there still from Apollo and other early systems that used explosive bolts for separation and other functions. The big stuff (like the bigger satellites can be avoided. It's the little stuff that is becoming a big problem.

Reg forums TITSUP?

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Devil

Indeed we are. The Aussies should have coming on around the time things when this latest hit. But hey.. have an upvote. You're busting your butt, obviously.

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The delay bug seems to be back....

Pluto probe brain OVERLOAD: Titsup New Horizons explained

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Pint

Re: This is proper engineering

Let's add a cold brew to that respect. They deserve it.

Who would have thought back in the 60's that we would be landing an a comet (thanks EU!!!) and flying past Pluto? I still get excited by space news... almost like I'm back in grade school watching the early satellite and then the Mercury launches. Awe and wonder are in overload mode....

Hacking Team havoc shows even 'security experts' suck at security

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Re: Defining Hacking Team and HBgary...

Nice sentiments and I agree. These types of firms will keep popping up as long as someone waves cash in their face and as long as there are repressive governments, there will cash.

*Had to withdraw and edit.. stupid typos.. Bad keyboard! Bad! Go to the corner!"

'Facebook without sin' attracts 0.00006 times as many users as Facebook

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Devil

Re: Surprise!

Not sure how they mean "terminate"... I guess it's best not to irritate them and find out since God is on their side.

THIS MEANS WAR between USA and Japan! GIANT ROBOT WAR

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And when the robots get tired of fighting each other... we're doomed. Doomed I tell you.

Dormant ALIEN SLIME LIFE frozen in SPEEDING comet will AWAKEN - boffins

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Re: Wait...I'm seen the film Species...

They'll only kill the men. It's the women they want. Although when they get to the "reality star" section of that selection, they may run away.

Oi, idiot fanbois. DON'T buy this gun-shaped iPhone case, mmkay?

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Joke

Re: Disappointment

Maybe that will be the next model? Get them used to the idea of "press the trigger to call"....

Security world chuckles at Hacking Team’s 'virus torrent' squeals

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Meh

Re: A company that's all kinds of despicable.

The only problem I see is: what's the UN going to do about it? Condemn or censure them?

The UN really has no power. The very members of the UN were customers. Lies, lies, more lies, and politics.

150,000 angry Redditors demand Chairman Pao's head on a spike

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Another company with hubris?

Scrape down through all the screaming and protests and it appears that management "knows better"... I suspect that given the fickleness of users and moderators, that Reddit is doomed just as any other company that ignores customers. The old saying about "the customer might be wrong but they are always right" applies. Piss off the users (customers) and Reddit will become just another Myspace... a shell of it's former self.

On the other hand.... with hubris like that, who cares... let 'em fail and rot.

Les Américains order a MEEELLION doughnuts ... from French baker

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1,000,000 doughnuts???

I wish the article gave more info.. such as over what time period? I note in the link that they are frozen which some commenters seemed to have missed. Since they basically export most of their products, I'm guessing the only thing unusual is size of the order. If the customer is a commercial distributer, the whole thing makes sense.

Look! Up in the sky! Five Brit satellites on one Indian rocket!

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This isn't about aid...

The Brits are building a constellation. The Indians are launching it. The Chinese are leasing it.. all of it.

It's a business deal although I'm not sure why the Chinese aren't launching it. And why are the Chinese leasing 100% the time on it? With 1 meter resolution and, as the article put it, complete coverage of the world, this could be used as a spy satellite constellation. It's not like the Chinese are known for their humanitarian efforts for natural disasters except in China.

Florida cops cuff open-carry, balls-out pirate packing 'operational' flintlocks

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Somewhat of a non-story...

Obviously, he didn't have any balls on him (for the pistol)... People in pirate costumes are not unknown in certain parts of Florida. So he was popping off blanks. I suspect that if he did have the lead balls, the cops would have noted it.

As for the holsters, in some states, the gun must be holstered and in open view for open carry. Putting the pistols in his sash could have been taken as "concealed" which would have been a bigger headache for him.

What humor value is there is about it.

Hacking Team hacked: Spyware source code torrent blurts govt customers

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Re: omg

No!

China hacks 'everything that doesn't move' says Hilary Clinton

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Ms. Clinton's reported statements suggest that she is either naive about the way governments behave or has judged rather cynically, but probably correctly, that US voters are clueless about that.

I tend to believe it's the later part about the voters. During the Snowden affair, it seems many readers would look, maybe read a bit and then... "oh.. the Kartrashians are on vacation. I must go see" <click>

Somehow, either by plan or just sheer folly, American voters have been dumbed down. I've worked with some high ups in the company (almost C-Suiters) who's main source of news is.... ready for this..... People Magazine. Even Fox would have been a better choice.

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Is there a definition?

China's gone beyond the bounds of acceptable behaviour in its online espionage efforts.

What are "the bounds of acceptable behavior" in spying and espionage? And what gives us the right to take the high ground when if there's a chance, we'd do the same thing to them? And by "us" I'm including all the "5-Eyes".

I hate to tell our politicians this, but it's a brave new world out there on the internet and if one side hasn't been playing nice, there's no reason to expect anyone else to play nice... reaping what you sow and all that.

WHY did NASA probe go suddenly SILENT - JUST as it was about to send pics of remote ice-world?

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Alert

"A brief fright"?

I certain that there's several boffin types sweating blood right now. The probe is on "back-up" this close to it's destination. I'd be worried about that back-up box unless there's still one more. And also be wondering if the computers will decide to reboot in the middle of the fly-by.

Obligatory dig... By per chance is the OS Windows and the updates are finally catching up with the probe?

Let me PLUG that up there, love. It’s perfectly standaAAARGH!

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Re: A four-switch panel to control two lights?

I am surprised any of us made it through childhood. There is something about our parent's generation that is scary.. they felt they could do anything even the stuff they had no idea about.

My dad has an expression he uses often about if they could do the Manhattan Project* under the stands of a football stadium then he could certainly do <fill in the blank>. Every time I hear that, I have a mental image of mushroom cloud over Chicago.

*Yes, his info is wrong. It was the first sustained chain reaction and not the bomb that was done in Chicago.

Boffin: Will I soon be able to CLONE a WOOLLY MAMMOTH? YES. Should I? Hell NO

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Flame

Re: Wrangel Island

Whether or not we should re-introduce an elephant species in its more-or-less original environment? Well, we're talking about the siberian tundra and taiga

I won't work as they will die off from heat stroke, etc. Haven't you heard? We're in the middle of a Global Climate Warming Crisis (or whatever it's being called this week)!!!! And millions of school children collecting pennies for food drops and air conditioning their habitat and the Greenpeacers waving signs saying "Save the Wooly Mammoth" will be for naught.

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The mammoths just eat more donuts then?

German army fights underground Nazi war machine hidden in Kiel pensioner's cellar

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If you think about it, you could fill pages of lists of genocides where the world stood by and did nothing. It seems to be part of history back to the earliest of times.

So.. what have you done today, AC, to stop genocide in the world?

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This sort of like the guilt and now outrage in the USA about the Confederate Battle Flag* being flown..

*Yes it's not the Confederate "Stars and Bars" national flag and there were as many battle flags as there were divisions. .

It’s 2015 and we're being told not to send credit cards as cleartext

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Re: Now someone tell the banks

There's so much truth to that, I'm not sure the Joke Alert! icon is even valid. But it probably needs to be added... "and if there too's much fraud with too much loss, the banks will scream for and get a bail-out".

Will rising CO2 damage the world's oceans? Not so much

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Re: So one piece will be fine...

Probably we humans will eat it. Harvest it, process it, and turn it into something edible.

<cynic mode> Sounds like a tasty future doesn't it? </cynic mode>

Assange™'s emotional plea for asylum in France rejected

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Just a bit of a double-standard methinks. Pretty normal for him.

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Re: There's no cure...

Death would not be a cure?

Ford recalls 433,000 cars: Software bug breaks engine off-switch

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Ah.. you bad-mouthed Ford by saying you didn't like it. So it was either a Ford lover or a bot or some poor lad in Marketing tasked with reading comments to articles mentioning Ford.

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non-engineer manager = marketing type. More than likely it was along the lines of "all the cool kids will want this..."

What Murphy’s law has to teach you about data centres

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Re: This story is very relevant

I like that idea and the support from the upper person. Where I'm working, all "crash" tests are carefully planned and set up such that nothing will go wrong (hopefully) and thus, no heads will roll. Management comes up with very specific guidelines and it seems that only "trusted and tested" systems are ever failed over in order to make nice Powerpoint slides showing success.

Then when things do crash down for real and things really go hell, management points fingers and usually not at themselves for all the systems that have never been tested.

Mastercard facial recog-ware will unlock your money using SELFIES

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Devil

Re: Pandering to youth

Some believe the barrel system is best.. put the kid in a wooden barrel at age 5... keep them there. At age 18, decide whether to remove the lid and let them out or drive in the bung.

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Simple solution...

<shakes head and cuts up MasterCard>

<calls and cancels account>

Facebook prepares to STRAFE the developing world with FRICKIN' internet LASERS

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I'm waiting for him to convince the government(s)

If he can convince one or more of the governments that this is a "good thing"... funding at taxpayer expense!!!!!! At least the guy dreams big even if he's a jackass. And no, I, as a taxpayer, don't want to pay for this.

'I am so TIRED of your bullsh*t...' Sprint boss flips lid at T-Mobile US CEO

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All this reminds of two kids on the playground..."what you toss on me, rubs off on you" "liar, liar, pants on fire." "mom!!! he called me an idiot".... etc.

So we're expected to believe everything that comes out of the keyboard on Twitter from the likes of them? It would be nice that instead of smoke and mirrors and shoveling BS at each other if the telcos would do exactly what they say they will do. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Original Lizard Jesus is found in Wyoming

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Coat

Lizard Jesus or Jesus Lizard?

Maybe they meant the exclamation when they found the fossil then: "Oh Jesus.. it's a big lizard!".

Harvard: Psst, Mr Future President. We just got PWNED by hackers

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Re: Oh for more innocent times

Indeed... and at any moment now it will be breathlessly announced that the Norks... err.. Chinese.... Russians(?)... err... a lone wolf hacker did it. But gloriously, not a student.

Oil & gas? Pah. We’ve got a MASSIVE 3D printer, beams Dubai

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Re: "3D Printed" is most often obvious nonsense...

Yeah, but.. we're not marketing types. We know this. Sort of amazing how marketing twists the buzzwords, isn't it. Like the auto industry back a few decades touting "space-age materials" when the only place they used things like carbon fiber and titanium were in the trim work.

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Re: "3D Printed" is most often obvious nonsense...

As pointed out above by Eddy Ito, this appears to be concrete extruder or a variation. I'll have to re-find a recent article that discussed how "3-D printed buildings" could/would be done. Yeah..there's still scaffolding, supports for a poured roof, etc. But the walls are built layer by layer and end up looking a lot like big version of what current output of the printers using plastic where the layers can actually be seen.

FBI updates Most Wanted cyber felons list, offers US$4.2m bounties

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Interesting...

I went to the link for the criminal list and am getting "security certificate" errors.... Someone's not doing their job in the FBI IT department...

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Re: depends on your employer

The writer's of said malware, if not already, probably should be on the list of: "who we'd like to hire". Sort of twisted that the one's who use the tool get the harshest (such that it is) treatment.

Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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Re: You have to wonder how much they spent

You forgot the extras like the explanation by the designer on the "way the oo's bring together the richness of the social environment followed by the majestic "k" which ensures that everyone plays nice together".... and somewhere will be the statement about "representing synergies>....<choke>

NHS IT failures mount as GP data system declared unfit for purpose

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Re: Not fit for purpose?

If the contract is similar those in the States, it's a "cost plus" contract. The refundables are buried and well-fortified due to the "plus" part. So once the buying agency starts making changes and doing the gold-plating... recoverables are zip.