* Posts by Mark 85

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Behold the perils of trying to turn the family and friends support line into a sideline

Mark 85
Mushroom

Re: F&F discount

Here on the west coast of the US, Spectrum is the same damn way. You call, you get a scripted desk jockey with a heavy accent who couldn't find his/her ass in the dark with both hands and a flashlight. Go into the office, wait in queue a bit and problem gets solved.

The worst example was smoke came out of the router (or so I thought, I smelled it and the internet connection died. Desk jockey just wanted to me to reboot it. Repeatedly. Took the box in and a tech was dispatched the next day with parts containing fresh smoke who tested everything and replaced the defective part which actually was little power transformer that plugs into my power strip.

<rant off>

BOFH: We must... have... beer! Only... cure... for... electromagnetic fields

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Re: solution

they did start getting strange headaches whenever the blinkenlights were on...

Did anyone tell them not watch the blinking lights? The ex- used to complain of headaches if she was in the room with the WIFI. I taped over the lights, she knew it was still "on" but suddenly, no headaches.

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Headmaster

@Charlie Clark

the phone has to talk to the next cell tower and almost certainly needs more bandwidth than a Bluetooth headset.

Not bandwidth but power is needed.

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@I ain't Spartacus -- Re: I'm having headaches

You forgot the ending to what you wrote....

"And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa

They're coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa"

Which pretty much sums up where most of are mentally after dealing with users.

Baby alert! Japan Air lets passengers book seats far away from screaming abdabs

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Re: "it is causing quite the furore"

... people who should pay for two seats ....

The airlines do that. And those folks don't get a seat by they emergency exits either.

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Re: Solution to the problem

That's part of the problem. They think their sprog at age 1 or so will really love Disney World. I do understand traveling to visit family which is a different matter. But, unless it's overseas travel, load the car/van and hit the road. It can be very enjoyable.

I'm in the States so your experience may vary. I'm also a GOM* who would rather drive and see the country side, stop when I want, eat when I want, then spend my time packed into a airborne sardine can which also smells like one.

*GOM = Grumpy Old Man

Now Uncle Sam would like a word with Brit teen TalkTalk hacker about a huge crypto-coin heist

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Rejoice that he's an idiot.

He might (a big might) have talents but no common sense. Seems way too many of these (clowns seems a bit harsh so I'll use "folks") folks stay in one location like Mom's basement which allows law enforcement to track them easily. Which is good for us and bad for the crims.

Black holes are like buses: You wait for one – and three turn up at once in galaxy merger

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Re: A singularity enters an event horizon

What is outside the black hole is real spacetime, what is inside a blackhole is imaginary spacetime (at right angles or hyperbolic to us).

Imaginary probably isn't the right word. "Different" spacetime perhaps, but still real.

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Alien

Re: @Jake That's going to make one hell of a racket.

As the saying goes: "In space, no one can you scream."

US govt watchdog barks at FAA over 737 Max inspectors' lack of qualifications

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Wish I could give you more upvotes just for the link alone.

Just wow... what a flustercluck.

Mark 85

If the MCAS operation was upfront and center as many have suggested, it's quite possible that even the trainers overlooked it and/or weren't aware of it nor how it worked. Just sounds like someone's covering their ass for not doing their job at both Boeing and the FAA. This seems more like a "hidden" feature with a built in surprise function.

Bug fixes abound in Microsoft's freshly Cascadia fonted Windows Terminal

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Re: I would rather

Given what all MS has laid off in employees and other cost saving/income enhancing things, maybe they've let go of coders and have turned the font designers loose to make it seem better. It seems that an awful lot of tech companies are going for style over substance. Or maybe it's just "marketing rules"?

Google takes sole stand on privacy, rejects new rules for fear of 'authoritarian' review

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Facepalm

Google isn't against privacy???

Really? This is definitely the laugh of the year.

As halfwit, would-be dictator buried by UK judges, Spain would like to dig up a very real one

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You never read or have been in combat then. Many people are blown up with very little left to identify them. Or because of the battlefield situation, it's impossible to get them all buried rather quickly. It is said there's still many bodies still unburied since WWI and WWII in places.

However, with the advent of DNA identification, that is changing for many militaries.

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Re: "to bury his remains somewhere less controversial"

Actually, that might not be a bad idea and not just limited to Spain. Maybe every country should elect a dead person to high offices. Less wars, less BS, less stress on the citizens. And for the those in the US... less Tweets.

So we're going back to the Moon: NASA triggers countdown by firing up spacecraft production

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Re: NASA proposes; reality disposes

So it's a glorified Apollo judging from the shape and size. Who would want to be in that for weeks at a time?

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Re: At Last!

Doesn't that involve a wall?

There will be a contract amendment coming out for that... just need to figure out which agency the money will be stolen from.

Nine words to ruin your Monday: Emergency Internet Explorer patch amid in-the-wild attacks

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Re: I this just a problem with Windows 10 or is it also present on Windows Hate

Apparently you aren't. Check your browser version. From the article:; The programming blunder is present in at least IE 9 to 11.

Trump-China trade war latest: Brave patriot Apple decides to do exact same thing, will still make Mac Pro in US

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The 2.5x more could be accounted for by using a more expensive Intel CPU and buying RAM from Micron instead of Samsung or Elpida.

Or maybe tax breaks for Apple? Our guy in charge is either very shrewd or very uninformed on many things like the import tax he thinks is paid by China and not the end consumer.

Calling all the Visual Basic snitches: Keep quiet about it and so will he...

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Re: Caught by the auditors

Don't they usually end up in politics?

Pizza prankster's prisoner plea plot perturbs police, Norks invading and Uber woes

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Coat

Re: Ebay ebabe

Maybe it's a benefit then? I'll get my coat also....

If you have enough of this type of gut microbe, you can get drunk for free after eating carbs

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Joke

Validation of an old insult?

So telling someone to eat s**t may not be an insult anymore but a lifesaving procedure? How times have changed.

That time Windows got blindsided by a ball of plasma, 150 million kilometres away

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Re: Shameless repost...Allegedly genuine IBM memo from the 1980s...

It seems there was also another IBM memo that said the best way to clean the balls and keep the mouse "happy" was to remove it, put in your mouth for the saliva to clean it.

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Re: Sometimes I miss...

Simple solution... carry either a smallish mouse pad or a couple of sheets of paper in your laptop bag. If you forget, the front desk will often give you a few sheets of paper.

Imagine if Facebook could read your mind: Er, I have some bad news for you...

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Re: Wrong switch.

Wire cutters work also but the sledgehammer is more satisfying.

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Re: Ze Linky

Now, folks, where can I find how to add bold/italic/etc... and hyperlinks in comments ?

Just use HTML for that. There used to be (maybe still is but I can't find it) a "how to" post.

BOFH: What's the Gnasher? Why, it's our heavy-duty macerator sewage pump

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Re: Overhead sewers

In the sub basements and sub-sub basements, they're well below the sewer lines leading to the street connection. Same for incoming fresh water. The pipe goes down and then the water is pumped up to the top floor. Pipes then coming down feed the building services.

Fresh out of the military and waiting for the new college sessions to start I worked as a maintenance man in a 15 story office building that was 50 years old. A feed pipe broke late one Friday night (more like was dissolved as it was cast iron) and flooded the building. It was impossible to get to the sub and sub-sub basements when I came in Monday morning. Queue up frantic phone calls to turn off the water (city) and electric power (it all came into the basement) and then finding pumps to get the water out. Building was closed for about 2 weeks while the water was pumped out and pipes replaced. Then there was the damage to offices that had been flooded. Good times... NOT.

Exploding super-prang asteroid to pepper Earth, trigger deadly ice age – no, wait, it happened 466 million years ago

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Alien

This explains a lot...

"Normally, Earth gains about 40,000 tons of extraterrestrial material every year,” said Phillip Heck,

No wonder I have to clean the house and wash the car so much.

World's largest heap of untreated nuclear waste needs more bots to cart around irradiated crap

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is it really a good idea to give robots access to nuclear stockpiles?

Only until they become sentient and decide we humans are a problem.

Those furious gun-toting Aussies were just a glitch. Let's try US drone deliveries, says Wing

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Re: Data collection en masse

Not immune but well lawyered so any problem will be dealt with swiftly. Can let a little thing personal privacy get in the way of commercial profits.

As for the privacy problem... if the thing has a camera, it will be used to in some way the company doesn't approve.

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What's the point of drone delivery

I'm not sure what the point of it is myself. In cities with apartment complexes, drone delivery will be very iffy as I'm sure the parcels will be grabbed rather quickly. As for the less populated areas, people move there because they don't want the noise, crime, etc. of bigger cities. So which would be more irritating... have drones flying about or generally peace and quiet? Some will put up with the anti-drone fire if it stops the drone flights.

I think the whole thing at this point is a product looking for a solution. Maybe in very remote locations where there's farms with few cities around they might work. But if the noise scares the livestock, I suspect there be drones being shot down.

Nice work if you can grift it: Two blokes accused of swindling $10m from the elderly with bogus virus infection alerts

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Might as well. Hanging is both too good for them (maybe not on second thought) and no longer an option.

Call-center scammer loses $9m appeal in stunning moment of poetic justice

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Re: The thick twat

maybe cash or jail time.

Re-read the article... he's getting up to 14 years jail time. Personally, I think things are bit lenient on the likes of them. Maybe go back few decades (ok.. more than a few) and hang 'em on the town square.

Scott McNealy gets touchy feely with Trump: Sun cofounder hosts hush-hush reelection fundraiser for President

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Re: What a scumbag

He seems typical of his class. They get there billions and workers who built their business get stuffed. I'm all for free-enterprise but worker bees should get paid equal to the value they give.

Stallman's final interview as FSF president: Last week we quizzed him over Microsoft visit. Now he quits top roles amid rape remarks outcry

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Re: Man writes something irresponsible, later judged offensive

There is a problem with that. If Einstein and more than few others were alive today, they'd be prosecuted in the court of public opinion for their doings, intentional or not. My late aunt was Einstein's driver during his time in Los Alamos during WWII. The stories she told, while everyone laughed, would be grounds for taking him out for a public thrashing such as walking out the car to be taken to work without him having his pants on.

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@Khaptain -- Re: A product of his time

I believe that politics, political correctness, even "morals" are a pendulum. We've gone from prudishness to enlightened and now headed back to prudishness in many areas including sexual.

Yes, the media will follow the checkbook as will the politicians. The old saw about power corrupting applies.

The one thing we've lost is "context". Just watch the way political types go after each other. They take things out of context and turn it into something evil. Sadly, critical thinking and speaking are sliding into the dustbin also.

HP printer small print says kit phones home data on whatever you print – and then some

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Re: Not me!

Well.... yes. Seems way too many companies slurp all they can in order to boost the bottom line.

NASA's lunar spy looks for hide-and-seek champ Vikram, Starliner test success, and more

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Alien

Extraterrestial Explanation?

While the Indian Space Research Organisation (IRSO) has claimed to have located the lander, the agency has yet to officially release any pictures, and its social media orifice has kept mum on the matter.

Maybe on their last fly-over they saw little green men removing all the useful parts?

You look like a fungi. Got mushroom in your life to build stuff with mycelium computers?

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Re: That would really be ...

'Magic mushrooms" indeed. There's a side benefit to this. When you're done with the computer, you can sauté it in some butter and maybe garlic. Hopefully, it'll taste good also.

Justice served: There is no escape from the long server log of the law

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@Bruce Ordway -- Re: By the itching of my thumbs...

Just sit back and watch the fun when you do announce your retirement. If it's like the last place I worked, you'll train someone (part-timer or even a temp) and then they'll leave. Chances are, you'll get a phone call inviting you back to train a new person (at a very nice rate also). Oh... you'll get that phone call every 6 months or so. I finally wearied and changed my phone number after the last time.

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Re: Surely...

Having written process documentation I quickly learned that however intelligent you believe the people using the equipment are, always assume that the document will be read by a complete and utter imbecile.

Back in the early 70'a I was a tech writer. For testing, we "borrowed" someone who was non-tech oriented for testing. Usually a janitor, typing pool person, etc. If they could get through the processes in the manual without causing things to emit smoke or otherwise fail, the procedure was called good.

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I'm perfect, never had anything like this happen to me.

The last guy I heard about claimed to be perfect, lived about 2000 years . It didn't end well for him.

Au my bog: Bloke, 66, on bail after 'solid-gold' crapper called 'America' stolen from stately home

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Re: Is it really art?

Ah... so it was government funded then?

Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Google told: If you could cough up a decade of your internal emails, that'd be great

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Holmes

Someone in Congress finally figured it out?

"There is growing evidence that a handful of corporations have come to capture an outsized share of online commerce and communications," said Jerrold Nadler

Definitely a no-shit moment.

Wake me up before you Gogo ... so I can jump out: Kenyan MP takes on aeroplane flatulence

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Farts?

So this is why we can't have nice things? Will there soon be a "test" of some sort at airport security to eliminate the gas bombers?

Magnetic cockroaches, dirty money, wombat poo and posties' balls: It's the Ig Nobels 2019

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Pint

On the bright side, a bunch of PhD types got grants and basically wandered off and aren't bothering people. Anyway, a pint for the winners in honor of achieving something for their resumes. even if it's just shoveling male cow manure.

Time for another cuppa then? Tea-drinkers have better brains, say boffins with even better brains

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Re: If 36 people is...

Calling someone a Trump is rather harsh isn't it?

Right-click opens up terrifying vistas of reality and Windows 95 user's frightful position therein

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Re: 16 years using Windows 95!

I have a friend who's been using 95 for probably that long. Uses an IBM Lenovo and has had to replace components but that thing just keeps on trucking. I will add, before he retired he bought like 4 of them with the intent of 3 being there for "spare parts".