* Posts by Mark 85

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Five data centres you can't live without

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Devil

Headline?

I had to look twice as it's the type of headline certain mainstream media use for things like "5 nail polish colors you can't live without".

Email apparently from Home Office warns of emails apparently from Home Office

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Oh the irony...

They sent an unsolicited email saying that they will never send an unsolicited email. How very Joseph Heller of them...

Google bows to inevitable, stops forcing Google+ logins on YouTubers

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Re: g+

It's the "added benefits" g-spot....

Hawking, Musk, Woz (and others): Robots will kill us all

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Spot on..

I believe Lewis is dead on. Autonomous means many things to many people. An ICBM can be considered autonomous.. fire and forget about it. Same for many other weapons. Where the fear is, that these weapons launching themselves. To use ICBM's... one could design a system that would fire them under a set of conditions.. if any condition is a false positive, there's a problem and not just one the receiving end.

I think that is the issue.. the launch of the system. And by system, to use what Lewis used, the Tomahawk.. they are autonomous only after pre-loading in the target area and then hitting the "Launch" button.

New study into lack of women in Tech: It's not the men's fault

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The cultural one is the bigger issue. After WWII, here in the States, the women who had been working in the mills, building tanks and airplaines, etc. basically were told "thank you.. now go home so the men coming back will have a job". That mindset got established hard in their generation and it still prevails.

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Black Helicopters

Re: Media stereotypes?

Oh... I don't know that it would be declared "an act of war". I'm all for it myself and feel there should be an ample reward involved. But.. even this agreement will be seen as an act of terrorism. Hmm.. I hear something flying low overhead...

Invisible app ads slug smartmobes with 2GB of daily downloads

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The poor advertisers...

Yeah.. they have to pay for impressions. How about the poor guy/gal who has a data limit and suddenly starts getting hit for 2G of data per day? I too am surprised that the AV isn't catching this. And as for AV and a hostfile, many AV's "clean up" your hostfile for you... by deleting re-directs.

I may have little sympathy for the advertisers but lots for the unsuspecting users who are getting hit with data charges by this fraud.

Today's smart home devices are too dumb to succeed

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Re: And the point of this article is?

Indeed, it has the feel, but he makes valid points. Why should we have to reset everything on IoT? Power failure? Turn of the switch? Unplug it and move it? It's all connected so it should boot back to where it was.

Having said that, no I am not buying any IoT item. Lights, toasters, refrigerators, etc.... no...no... and no.

Sydney adopts 'world's first' e-ink parking signs

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Even though the picture is either well out of date or taken during some sort of testing, this could be useful and on the surface seems a great idea.

But the "ifs" apply.. If they don't ticket you if you're parked there when the sign changes. If they give everyone a heads up that the signs are going to change. If these things have some excellent security. If.. if.... if.... from the comments by those who live there, this may very well turn out to be a nightmare.

Boffins go to FUNGI town: Riddle of 100-year-old HAIRY, ICY dead wood finally cracked

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Re: Next ...

While you are correct, my brain registered this as a food product here in the states, "ice cream" has a specific definition. As I recall, it's "ice cream" with a certain percentage cream, then "ice milk", then "frozen confection" or something like that.....

Once upon a time, McDonald's called a certain drink a "milk shake". When they took the milk out, it was still called that. Due to the uproar, the FDA got involved. So.. if there's no milk (or below a certain percentage, it has to be called a "shake".

I too, have had some remarkable things called ice cream in other countries but how they regulate this stuff, I have no idea.

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Re: Next ...

If it's non-dairy, I don't see how it can be called "ice cream". Ice cream is made with cream. The next one down the food chain of that food is "ice milk"...

Yes, you can have all you want. I'll take the real thing please.

Game over for epic 15-year-long console ban, China says

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Re: What they didn't mention...

Does this mean we'll be able to order one through Alibaba? There were a lot of interesting and fun games from back then...

Boffins' audacious plan to blow up aircraft foiled by bomb-proof bag

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Re: Not mentioned in the article...

Ah.. the reality... this will not sit well with the "thinking of the children" and "my god, we need to do something about terrorism" crowd who will suddenly start screaming in the media and thus "guide" the appropriate legislative types. The gas cloud that remains after the "boom". It has to go somewhere...

I'm wondering if these tech will be turned into clothing to handed out to all passengers to contain the results of exploding underwear?

SPACESUIT, once FOUND ON MOON: Crowd action saves it for the public

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Re: Its because the US is broke...

It's a very sad state of affairs. I'm not sure it's because we're broke, but more from politics. There's some very influential people running amok in Congress who base things like funding on their own, shall we say, twisted view of the world. At this point in time, I'm surprised NASA hasn't been done away with just from the sky fairy botherers in Congress.

IT in Iran: Servers sold on the grey market, and the rule of FOSS

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Re: Tragic

It's called politics. Many countries, including the US are still pissed about the deposing of the Shah... who was an all around nasty guy like Saddam, but for those pragmatics, they did keep the balance of power in the region under control.

As for the daesh now running amok.. our buddies the Sauds are responsible that nightmare. That bit of history way back when the royal family consolidated their power and started funding them points the direction this is headed. Regime changes in the mid-East are never a good thing in the long term.

It’s DEJA VU: Customer forgets to tell us about essential feature AGAIN

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Re: "Got the decorators in"

The place I work in is NOT blue, white, or glass... it's known as the pastel corral. There is no blue in the carpet. The corral part because it's a call center and the worker bees are the cattle. The pastel part because every wall is a different color... green, yellow, orange, blue, and then there's the infamous "Barney walls" by the brass offices.. purple. Yes, some are known to hum the Barney song on the way into see manglement.

John McAfee: Ashley Madison hack may ‘destabilise society’

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Re: So he accessed a computer system without authorization?

Misread it, withdrew my post. I was under the impression he did use the ill-gotten passwords.

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: Southern biscuits and gravy

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Happy

Re: I Think...

That would be a lunch or dinner gravy then....maybe for the chicken fried steak....?

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Other variations

There's a lot of variations to the gravy recipe depending on who makes it and geographic location.

What the Navy/Marines used to have was a milk gravy (no cream or cheese) using hamburger instead of sausage, and heavily peppered over biscuits, toast, or even hash browns. The Army/Air Force did SOS (S**t On a Shingle) but that's a rather nasty compared to the Navy/Marine stuff.

There's also "red-eye" gravy involving ham and ham drippings. I've also seen a variation of this using bacon drippings.

A bit of Googling for the adventurous will turn up many different variations.

AT&T swallows DirecTV in $50 BEELLION biz gulp – moments after FCC OK

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Looks like someone drank the corporate Kool-Aid. or is on the corporate payroll

FTFY

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I see nothing about them not being allowed to kill off the satellite business end. Where a lot of Direct TV's customers are (same for Dish TV) the cable/broadband service is crap if it's even available.

I note there's a requirement to "upgrade" but no timeline. Pretty open-ended these requirements are. Not a good sign.

US State of Georgia sues 'terrorist' for publishing its own laws ... on the internet

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Re: "pay for development of the annotations using state tax dollars"

Take it a step further... if the laws are "copyrighted", then if you know the law without having a legal copy, you're guilty of a copyright/piracy law.

If you are arrested, you can plead "not knowing" there was a law because the law is "protected" and not freely disseminated.

Ah....this could be fun to watch.. pass the popcorn please.

YOW! Pluto STUNS boffins with HAZY, SHRINKY atmosphere

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Thumb Up

Fascinating.....

and mind blowing to say the least. From Sputnik and the early space race to this. It's a shame New Horizons couldn't have orbited a few times before moving on but we can't have everything.

ICANN further implicated in .Africa controversy

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Re: I wish more commentards were interested in this

Apparently our fellow commentards don't care as much as we do.

I'm not sure what you mean.. about the domain or the antics of ICANN. Domains are pretty much meaningless in the overall scheme of things unless you're buying one or own one or will profit from the buying and selling of them. And then there's cybersquatters and the way domains being used and abused.

However, the ICANN show is a different can of worms. Corruption on top of a no accountability.. decisions made in the back room. These are the ethics issues and need to be addressed or ICANN needs to go away. FWIW, the UN's WIPO running things probably wouldn't be any better.

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Politics as usual?

Where's the money or what favors were exchanged? There's more to this just merely "preferring" one applicant over the other.

Crazy Chrysler security hole: USB stick fix incoming for 1.4 million cars

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Re: Problem is simply

that people that makes cars have no idea about IT.

Or about making cars. Remember when Lee I. took over Chrysler the second time.. he fired a whole lot of beancounters and asked for people who wanted to make cars. When he left, the company hired beancounters again... and the downward spiral began.

The Wilson Doctrine isn't legally binding, MPs CAN be spied on, says QC

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Re: If politicians have nothing to hide...

Even when they are 'thinking of the children'?????

US Census Bureau IT systems hacked, data leaked by Anonymous

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Trollface

Re: This is precisely why...

It's already been established that your solution won't work. They multiply like flies and like flies are prone to do, they eat crap and bother people.

Blessed are the cheesemakers, for they have defined the smidge

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Re: Smidgeon as a unit of length

RCH...Royal C*nt Hair

Around these parts where I am, it's Red C*nt Hair. It's more precise as different royals have different colored (and thus thickness) of hair. Need more research and beer verify......

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Re: Reg Standards

Grapes have nuts? So all grapes are male? Or just some grapes have them and some don't? We need a grapeologist or something like that.

NIST in suspected 'meth lab' blast: US Congress is demanding answers

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Re: lamar looks up

I think you're right. He's had a grudge with them for a long time. Not sure if it's because of his religious beliefs against science in general or maybe because the lab isn't in Texas... or he wants to pass a law to show the good folks back home that he's doing "important" stuff.

NASA: 'Closest thing yet to ANOTHER EARTH' - FOUND

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Re: 1400 light years

Time and space are no match for us mere mortals. Those two will kick our ass every time....

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Re: Jinxed

You could get used to twice the gravity - with a thicker atmosphere you'd get more oxygen in each breath (assuming a similar ~19% oxygen like Earth)

And anyone coming back... even next generations will be bigger and stronger than anyone on Earth.... which will terrify most of the natives here.

SPACE FARMER 'nauts arrive safely at International Space Station

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Re: Zero-G Bacon

The smell od bacon would go well with the smell of freshly made espresso, don't you think? The coffee part is solved (unless it's been returned to Earth)... Onward to bacon!!!!!!

NSPCC: Two nonces nailed by cops every day

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You need to do "legal beagle" math... the courts in many countries aren't in session every day. One needs to find out how many session days per year for a given offense, in here in the States, some days, they only deal with vehicular issues... other days, more serious stuff. Since there is no reference to session days, etc. the number is basically bullocks.

Disaster-gawping cam drones to be blasted out of the sky in California

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Joke

Re: @thx1138v2 -- Unintended consequences

Rin-Tin-Tin.

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@thx1138v2 -- Re: Unintended consequences

Ok...you made your point. Now let's see where your priorities really are.... ready....

You've fallen into a ravine. There's a fire coming in your direction and it's about 1 mile away. Fire crews and rescue crews can't get to you with a rescue chopper or even suppress the fire because there's one or two of these things hovering around the ravine. Do they:

a) Think of the poor bystanders who are probably in the way anyhow? Think of the property? Thus, they don't knock the drone out of the air. Result: you die.

or....

b) Knock the thing out of the air and save your sorry ass....????

I'm betting you and anyone else who thinks knocking a drone out of the air in an emergency is a bad thing will still go for b) because in this case, you're (collectively) a bunch of self-centered buttheads.

Downvote away... as someone who has been there and understands risk and sacrifice for the greater good, I'll take the downvote hit.

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Re: Nail the bastards

And if they find the operator.. I suggest dropping them on the next fire. Am I over-reacting? I don't think so, Darwin's Law should be helped along sometimes when dealing with idiots.

Security tool bod's hell: People think I wrote code for Hacking Team!

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Re: Enforcement?

If you release any source code into the wild, how do you enforce usage and payment? How do you know? The answer is "you don't". You're relying on the integrity of those who use the code.

Remember "shareware"? Great idea, great concept, but humans killed it because they didn't live up to the concept. Very few people, if any ever paid anything to an author.

Pakistan wants to copy GCHQ and eavesdrop on world+dog's comms

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Devil

Re: Is this news?

Oh... if you hadn't mentioned Pakistan, I would have thought you were speaking of the US or the UK... we're good. Carry on.

べーコンはどこですか? demands post-pub nosh fan

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Pint

@Chris W -- Re: I'd say

By definition, a 'smidge' should barely be noticeable. Except for a smidge of beer....

Dear diary. Gotta axe 15% of staff, it's like I'm cracking up – Qualcomm

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Listening to the investors...

So we end up with a patent holding firm that can't collect and may head either to trolling or bankruptcy and a hardware firm that's in dire straits. I don't see this ending well... except for the investors who will probably profit from any breakup and sell-off.

IT as a profit centre: Could we? Should we?

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Re: Not a bad idea on the surface but reality stinks.

What you say is very true. Our CEO thinks he's smarter than anyone else. Sets up deals for outsourcing without consulting anyone. Our CIO, after 5 years of stomping out the CEO induced fires has had enough and leaving. Luckily, I'm only there for 2 days every week and it will soon be 0 days. I could tell stories to curl one's hair... like signing an outsource deal with the mainframe company for "support" and letting all the devs, techs, and operators go. Or merging several disparate systems (again outsourced) and after spending about $250,000,000 the damn thing didn't work. He insisted on going live and it damn near brought the company to bankruptcy.

No, it's not a public traded company as all the shares are held by the board and it's a 'good old boy" group who thinks he's a god because there's profit and bonuses every year.

Keep your stupid drones away from piloted aircraft, rages CAA

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What you say is true about "codes". But if you feel like you won't get caught, what's to stop you? Like speeding? No cops... feel free. If there's cops, mind the speed limit. Not condoning this behavior, but that's the way it is.

Law is only valid if it's a) enforceable and b) if it is actually enforced. How many times have we read or heard that something bad going on is ignored by LEA's because it's too minor, even though there's a law against it?

Greece? Zzzz. EU bank says TWEETING can move the stock market

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There was/is a saying that the stock market doesn't react to real world issues, but to the emotionalism of the brokers and traders. Put them in a good mood (maybe dinner, some wine, some hanky-panky) and the market goes up. Put them in a foul mood.. (angry spouse/BF/GB, traffic ticket) and the market goes down. Algorithms only react to the market, they don't really control it. Well.. maybe they do now, but the trend up or down starts somewhere.

PEAK PLUTO: Stunning mountain ridge snapped by New Horizons craft

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Re: Giant jelly bean?

It possibly is a giant Jelly Belly jelly bean. Resembles the strawberry smoothie ones.

Hark, the Hacking Team angels sing, it’s not us who’ve actually sinned

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I guess it depends on one's definition of "angels"... Looking over the client list, takes the concept of "angels" to a new low.

Arctic ice returns to 1980s levels of cap cover

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Devil

Re: The problem with arguing with idiots...

Or... "you can try to teach a pig to sing but all it does is irritate the pig and wastes your time".