* Posts by Mark 85

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It's incredibly easy to bump someone off online, and here's how to do it – infosec bod

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Re: Back-date a birth certificate?

Once upon a time, that was the way to create a new identity. You'd dig into some newspapers looking for an obit for a child that died shortly after birth. Take the name, the parents names, and few other tidbits and go to the local office for Vital Statistics (at least here in the States) and apply for a copy of the birth certificate. Once you had that, you were gold.

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@Herman -- Re: Clarifications requested

Yuck - fries with a dead body - even Jeffrey Damer would decline.

Would fava beans and a nice chianti work then?

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Re: Clarifications requested

in California you need an arts degree.

Please tell me this is a joke. Why shouldn't someone with a degree in, say, biochemistry be considered capable of handling a body?

I'm actually not surprised. It is California where much is about appearances. I would have thought though that minor in cosmetology would be needed.. Having a great looking corpse, you know.

Dead Steve Jobs' life and times are being turned into an OPERA

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Why am I reminded of the movie: The Producers by all this? Maybe there will be a spin-off song: "Springtime for Stevie and the Valley"?

Yahoo! parties! like! it's! 1999! with! retro! billboard! revival!

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A billboard....????

I guess they (marketing? PR?) hasn't figured out that the WWW goes far beyond the I-80 and that SF is not the center of the universe? So exactly how is this news and how will it affect the rest of us?

'Sunspots drive climate change' theory is result of ancient error

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Devil

Re: Here we go again

You forgot "computer science" from your list...

Uh.. no.. Comp Sci people have much in common with the rest of the mystic types. Normal people have no clue what they/we do yet they believe and trust in us. We work in the dark, eat strange foods, and mumble a language unto it self. Yep.. we're not scientists but mystics.

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Re: Deniers?

The problem that many of us "skeptics" (not deniers) have is not that the climate is changing but the reason WHY it is changing and the gospel of what must be done. To say it's CO2 and not embrace nuke power is folly. To say that big star in the sky has no effect is questionable... It's output does change and that is always discounted.

Yes, the seas are rising. The overall temperature is rising. But why? There's as many answers as there are factions in the "warmist" camp and each sub-group likes to believe it/s answer is the only one.

Foxconn to build 1,500-acre, US$5billion complex in India

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Cutting through the rhetoric of the "why India was chosen", it probably does boil down to wages first. Otherwise, every country on the planet would offer them land and tax incentives. Well, maybe not some of the Middle East or African war-zones....

HTC caught storing fingerprints AS WORLD-READABLE CLEARTEXT

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Re: I wonder how many people will be bitten by these biometric shenanigans

Might even be a better idea not to use a mobile device for banking or anything sensitive. Steal one of the affected phones in the article and you own the poor guy's/gal's bank account and just about everything else. Anymore, don't even need to physically steal the phone.

Just a thought but it works for me. Hell, steal my phone you have bumpkiss for personal data.

Job ad warns of boss who 'will incite anger and frustration'

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All good... sounds wonderful except there's no whipmaster walking the aisles, laying on the lash and yelling "faster, faster". After all, to be in IT aren't we all supposedly masochists?

First SPACE SALAD on Monday's menu for ISS astronauts

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Instead of using citric acid wipes, how about using dilute acetic acid (vinegar) and perhaps a little oil?

I think that would be a splendid idea. However, the question that comes to mind is how would one toss the salad in space?

Facebook unleashes mighty data trove to learn how you laugh

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Seriously?

I note that the "researchers" were called "scientists" and not "boffins" in the article. But for the life of me, I can't figure out why FB bothered. Unless there's a marketing angle in there for advertisers.

Tesla tech top dog downs slug, hikes bug bounty to $10k

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Left one company out in article

El Reg covered this a few days ago. Seems GM paid out and promptly patched one very recently involving OnStar and their Bluetooth interface. Some car makers are learning and do the proper thing, others wait until the FTC tags them with a fine.

A close shave: How to destroy your hard drives without burning down the data centre

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Aha!!! A wannabee Mythbuster.

Huge hack attack: UK data cops to probe Carphone Warehouse breach

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3 Days?

However, as noted by The Register yesterday, it took the company -.... – three days to go public about the hack.

Well, think about it. If you want to bury a sensitive story about something bad happening, when's the best time? Certainly not during business hours on a weekday.

Safe as houses: CCTV for the masses

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Re: NETATMO Ts and Cs

Their lawyers obviously think so. Thus, if something incredible happens and your camera catches it, it's not yours to sell to the news media or anyone else.

Surprise! Evil-eyed cats MORE LIKELY to be SNEAKY PREDATORS – boffins

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Re: Stop right there !

I was wondering if this would get mentioned... The researchers obviously missed the target, either because they're uni profs or maybe not wanting to irritate the deep pockets who funded this study. Oh.. UC Berkeley chaps... explains why humans were left out of the study.

Death to DRM, we'll kill it in a decade, chants EFF

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@Mycho -- Re: People slowly realise how much of a problem it is

Student discounts, etc. do another thing which is often overlooked. It's marketing ploy. Hook them as a student and you probably will have a customer for life. Back in the early days, Apple sold their computers at very low prices to school systems. Ok.. it was a good thing for education but many of the kids loved the Apple. They still do. The downside was that when they were no longer students and went to buy an Apple for themselves, the price was too high.

Apple, Google should give FBI every last drop of user information, says ex-HP CEO and wannabe US prez Carly Fiorina

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Re: Big Sister

Question: Why is the world of humans in general desperately bent on playing out the '1984' scenario?

The citizens/voters are the problem. They expect government to take care of them by providing more and more services, by stopping crime and terrorism, and not raising taxes. They expect, nay demand, cradle to grave everything because they are "special" and "deserve it". As long as the citizens/voters get their bread and circuses, they don't care what government does to them.

Another death in Apple's 'Mordor' – its Foxconn Chinese assembly plant

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Re: "employees aren't statistics"

Just because someone chose to commit suicide at work doesn't mean work was the *cause* of the suicide.

Actually, it probably is "work" since as I recall from other stories, most of them live in dorms on the grounds of the factories in true company style facilities. Foxconn hires a lot of people from outside the area. Not sure if it's the locals don't want the work or the stress but many workers come from farming areas that are beyond a daily commute distance. Add to that crowding in the housing, draconian (by the west's standards) rules and no chance to go party at the end of the week. Yeah... it's "work" related.

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Re: "jumped"

I can believe he jumped. I've been around a lot of factories in the States and some of the working condtions, to me, would be barely tolerable. The rules and overall view of the working conditions in China are even by that comparison absolutely horrible.

It's happened, folks: An actual exhibition about cats and the internet

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Coat

So if the cooking and cat shows were to merge..... No.. I shouldn't go there and suggest maybe a Post-Pub Nosh article?. Sorry.. too late. I went there. I'll get my coat, it's the one with the kitty treats in the pocket.

Windows 10 is FORCING ITSELF onto domain happy Windows 7 PCs

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Re: also autoticking the upgrade button in Win Update

You beat me too it... you noticed that also. I'm surprised since I read that Silverlight is going away yet the updates keep trying to install it.

The price of a happy PC is eternal vigilance against the OS maker.

EFF's Privacy Badger will block snooping ads and invisible trackers

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When in doubt.... there's always the HOSTS file.

I should add that I've set my 3rd party to "prompt" and have been killing them off as I find them. Seems IE and Win7 do let some tracking cookies slip through if you merely set it to "block".

Want to download free AV software? Don't have a Muslim name

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Re: Litigious society

So, I assume that the only thing preventing you from breaking laws is...what???? Or maybe you do and just don't care?

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Joke

It would try to upload Windows????

Crackpot hackpots pop top of GasPots

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Or they could go the other way and show full or reasonably full tanks which would never get refilled. This would create panics as stations ran out of full but no refills coming in. Coordinate the attacks on say a highway system and no fuel and cars/trucks stop running. Could be a massive disruption.

Moronic Time cover sets back virtual reality another 12 months

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Pint

Re: No matter who you pick...

Yes, indeed. The hype types want VR to take off, but it's not quite there yet. In the meantime, I'll have beer and toast the gods that it was he on the cover and not me or thee.

Pentagon email hacked, Russia already blamed

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Re: Bah!

That may well be coming since he's in Russia.

Copyright troll wants to ban 'copyright troll' from its copyright troll lawsuit

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If it quacks like a duck

looks like a duck and walks like a duck...it's duck. If it makes lots of threats and files lots of lawsuits over alleged copyright infringement, it's a copyright troll.

Here all along, I thought porn was a big moneymaker.. I guess it's lawsuits and/or threats that build the bottom line.

Oh no ZigBee, as another front opens on home networking insecurity

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"...so-called smart home networks."

Not so smart after all. I'm thinking a marketing droid's wetdream in buzzphrases to grab the masses.

So is anyone surprised by this insecurity? Show of hands.... Didn't think so.

Court KOs irate Apple iMessenger woman's bid for class-action face off

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Re: Not for long

You've been popping this post repeatedly. Have you considered contacting a lawyer? I'm sure there's at least one (thousand or more) who'd take the case, turn it into a class action and make themselves a pile of money. Might even get things to change. Take some action instead of beating up the comments section.

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Doesn't get her text messages....

Tosses a hissy fit and files a lawsuit. Sounds about right these days. <sigh>

ROBO-TENTACLE with mind of its own wields deadly electrical power – turns on Tesla car

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Re: There are of course a lot of things to consider before..(title too long per El Reg - shortened.)

Boom!!!!!! Might be a good answer but seriously...no H cars or fill stations available in my area. I thought they were still testing in places like Southern Calif.

Samsung looks into spam ads appearing on Brits' smart TVs

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Re: Easily solved.

Personally, I'd rather add "smart" capabilities to a "dumb" TV via a plug-in device which can be replaced when it (the device, not the telly) becomes obsolete, but that's just me...

There's the problem.. you and most of us want things that just work. Manufacturers want profit.. lots of it. Between killing API's, lack of updates, and planned obsolescence, they win and we lose.

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Re: Easily solved.

Honestly, folks will be telling me they want their vacuum cleaners connected to the internet next...

Don't be giving them ideas.. we already have lightbulbs, toasters, refrigerators, and thermostats connected.

Popping the Tesla S bonnet – to reveal SIX NEW FLAWS

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Good on them....

As for the handbrake, that's a fail-safe also in the sense that it can NOT be applied at speed. If it could, locking up the wheels (either front or rear but not both is normal) the car would suddenly be sliding out of control. At least this way, the kinetic energy of the car in motion (speed) bleeds off before the handbrake can be safely applied.

I found this out the hard way about 20 years when the brake system (old, used car) had a brake failure. Grabbing the handbrake locked the rear wheels and put the car in a slide and then a spin.

Microsoft vacates moral high ground for the data slurpers' cesspit

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Re: Yep.

Has the 'civilized' society completely given up its demands for privacy and not being datamined for no benefit to it?

Short answer.. yes. Just look to the comments sections on any article about privacy, be it companies or agencies. There's a hard core of "this is neat that I get this but I don't have anything to hide" for companies like Google to "we need to stop terrorism and paedophiles". And the list and acceptances of this go on. The IoT with all of its intrusiveness is seen by many as a "good thing".

Let's face it, we've been sucked in. It's only a matter of time before we get chewed up and spat out once our usefulness the data hoarders is used up.

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Re: Secure, or insecure?

Secure site? Is there anything anymore? Sure the site might be, but your doings about that site aren't private. Just ask Google, the 5-Eyes, and now MS.

Global cybercrime fraud boss ran secret pro-Moscow intel sorties

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Re: Spy agencies doing illegal things

Illuminate me... I find your rant fascinating. What does this have to do with story about a cybercrime boss?

Hacking Team brewed potent iOS poison for non-jailbroken iThings

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The people problem

The hardware is really only a part of the problem. The problem is people. They click through warnings, they download stuff they know is questionable. They then turn around and blame hardware, government, companies for their lack of security and not watching out for them.

I've read these articles and others like it. It boils down to the person running the device, be it cellphone, PC, etc. Yes, there's stuff the equipment, apps, programs, firewalls, etc. can protect against and stop. But it seems the biggest reason equipment gets compromised is users not caring or paying attention to what's going on in front of them.

This not only allowed the Hacking Team to prosper, it was also their downfall.

Re/code apologizes for Holocaust 'joke' tweet

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Re: There's plenty of good holocaust jokes

All other topics such as religion and race seems to be a "gloves off" contest and people compete to be as obnoxious to those they are ridiculing as they can.

Err.... no. There's lots and lots of the PC crowd making stuff off limits. You can make fun of Middle-Easterners but not Muslims. You can only use the "N" word in a joke if you're black. The list goes on...

AIDS? Ebola? Nah – ELECTRO SMOG is our 'biggest problem', says Noel Edmonds

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Indeed, he does sound like he's a few sandwiches short of a picnic. OTOH, I don't know how "popular" he is over there, but this might be an opportunity to go long on shares of the company that makes the device. Then sell for a profit before some guardian agency degrees them as being worthless and a scam.

Crap.. I'm sounding like a greedy capitalist... Oh wait.. I am a greedy capitalist looking to pad by retirement account.

Hey, FBI. Wanna track someone by cellphone? Get a proper warrant, says US appeals court

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Re: Relax

While you are correct, there is a matter of following the Constitution. The court order work-around was just that... an end run around the 4th Amendment. If the Supremes rule a court order is good, then all is well, right? Or is this part of the slippery slope where we find ways around the Constitution?

As for not at risk of metadata being collected, then the NSA is all smoke and mirrors on it's collection? Again.. 4th Amendment issue if that data does ever get used. Does this collection make it all "ok" since it's not being used? What if the next administration starts using this info to suppress dissent? Or using other ways that are the stuff of nightmares?

The biggest issue with all this is the need for and currently the lack of legal challenges. The Supremes are the only ones with the power to say that what's happening on web and with cellphones, et al, is within the Constitution. If it is... fine. If not, then it has to be illegal to do so until the Constitution is changed.

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A start, maybe, in the right direction

Whilst I see the need to be able to convict criminals, especially serial crims, I believe this will go a long way to protecting the overall population from abuse. Yes, it's procedural in it's warrant vs. court order but a necessary one under the Constitution. We don't need a police force pulling someone over for a speeding violation who's locations for the last 6 months end up on a police database because the cops can. Probable cause is a very important part of the 4th Amendment and it should be enforced via warrant, not some judge getting a call and saying "sure... you can have the data".

Maybe, with luck, this could spread to other areas of data gathering in the States... probably won't ... but one can hope.

DNS chief and wannabe master-of-the-internet ICANN pwned… again

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Re: How to enforce good security practices.

You're putting to much effort into this. The simple solution is to just terminate their contract them with extreme prejudice....everyone wins.

FTFY

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Peachy.. just peachy...

<rolls eyes> <puts head down on desk> <sighs loudly> Un-freaking-believable.... maybe we should just do away with passwords, encryption, etc. and give the agencies and the bad guys everything.... they seem have it already or will have it. While this is not on the same level as a SONY or OPM or Anthem hijack... it's endemic of the web and the world we live in.

I know, it's not a matter of "if" you get nailed but "when". Still, it's pretty damning that they got hit again.

Biggest security update in history coming up: Google patches Android hijack bug Stagefright

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The weak link...

...is the carrier. Will they move these out to the devices? Or claim they don't have the bandwidth? Will they use these as part of the data limit cap? Or give the update a free ride? I suspect that there probably won't be as many devices updated as speculated due to carrier interference.

Secret US-Pacific trade pact leak exposes power of the copyright lobby

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Have a libation before lying down. You realize of course that this is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg, right? Only the negotiators and their handlers know what else is in there. Good grief, I'm American and this is pissing me off royally.

All the warm, fuzzies by politicians and corporate types is actually (and always has been) just so much bovine excrement behind the barn. We've come of the age, finally, of "trust no one".

STOP! You – away from the keyboard. There's no free speech in our China

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Re: hmm

"Say it" is one thing. "Posting it" seems to be what this is about. And we think we have intrusiveness... the only difference is, the Chinese are probably used to this by now as they've had local snitches (for lack of a better word) for decades. This just escalates it.

The rest of us are just learning about our government's intentions. Perhaps we need to take a closer look at China and even Russia to get some idea where things are headed.