* Posts by Mark 85

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Fugitive UK hacker turned ISIS recruiter killed in Syria

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Re: I guess the last thing that went through his mind...

Pity that the missile wasn't covered in bacon drippings... I'm not sure he would even be allowed into the place with the virgin whatevers...

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One post and no troll icon.

Now go look at the daesh and tell me again that they are full of mercy, kindness, etc. and are the embodiment of the prophet's teachings.

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Re: If they want to shock-and-awe

Sorry but napalm has been banished from almost all nations arsenals including the US. However, in the case of the daesh, I can see where exceptions should be made. They don't understand anything except brute force, nor do they follow any "civilized" warfare rules. At this point, I'm all for the thermonuclear response and turn their major power centers into glass. They hope to meet Allah... they should be helped on their journey.

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Oh please... go visit Syria and have nice discussion with daesh. They don't give a crap. Their rules of engagement are simple.. if you don't believe as they do, they will kill you, rape the women in your family, and destroy anything in their way.

Google: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am – stuck in the middle of EU

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What a hoot!!

The concept of E-bay and "trusted merchant".... I find that if a particular product comes up on E-bay and Alibaba, I don't want it. Too much grief dealing with a Chinese product as far as "copied goods" (copyright and patent violation), shoddy workmanship and quality control, customer sevice, and import duty and (here's a big rip-off) import broker fees. </rant>

Krebs: I know who hacked Ashley Madison

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I'm waiting to see how many went for the full 8 characters "12345678" per most sites' guidelines. Or maybe they just can't count that high.

Boffins promise file system that will NEVER lose data

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Devil

Re: Never lose data?

I hope not.. or at least until I can copyright it.

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Never lose data?

I've learned to never say never around the IT world as Murphy is just a heartbeat away.

Windows 10 now on 75 million devices, says Microsoft

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Re: Let me fix the title

I wish I could upvote that 100 times. A classic...

Ashley Madison hacked potential competitor, leaked emails suggest

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Re: Pen test

So they pen tested nerve.com but didn't pen test themselves? This is humor at it's finest.

Ads watchdog slams Mind Candy for upselling subscriptions to kids

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Re: Great.

Obligatory... like Windows 10?

Perhaps the AIpocalypse isn't imminent – if Google Translate is anything to go by, that is

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Re: Google Translate? It's actually useful/usable if you know what you're doing

I've found out the same thing.. it's mostly usable if.. I do a lot of communicating with several Frenchmen on a hobby interest (18th Century Warships) so what we do is type emails in our native language and paste in the Google Translate. Give many terms are archaic, we manage pretty well all things considered.

NHS site defaced with screed protesting Syrian conflict

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NHS?

Were they even aware of the defacement prior to El Reg asking them about it? Governmental agency and all that....

Why Nobody Should Ever Search The Ashley Madison Data

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Say what????

The first three on the surface seemed (for some value of 'seemed') like legitimate reasons... the fourth seemed to be a rant. But then again, I don't care who's on it. I just know a lot of folks justly or injustly are going to get burnt and without the various "helpful" sites like Trustify or the nearest spamming miscreant doing whatever shiite they might try.

'Web brothel' CEO, staff cuffed on prostitution rap – clue: the website is called Rentboy.com

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Devil

18 years to file charges?

It sort of makes you wonder if maybe someone high up who's no longer there blocked this or maybe that the investigators had to keep investigating <nudge nudge wink wink> for that long.

AT&T accused of Wi-Fi interception, ad injection

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I don't know about Macbooks but on a Win PC, one should also block any cookies from them.

Ex-HP top aide in the clink for racking up $1m on company credit cards

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If you read the article, it's obvious and explained. Most admin assistants have that kind of "power" for lack of a better word. They managed the bosses email, phone calls, meetings.. everything. If they work at it, they can manipulate the whole company. There's an old saying about secretaries being the ones the run the company (yeah.. that long ago when "secretary" was allowed). Some can cover up a bad boss and make him and the company look good or destroy them. They can also pretty much embezzle as much they like. At some point, though, they will get caught. Many times it's after they quit or retire when a new person takes over and starts asking questions....

What Ashley Madison did and did NOT delete if you paid $19 – and why it may cost it $5m+

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Trollface

If I were a miscreant...

I'd pop out the following email and wait for the cash to roll in:

From: DeweyCheatem&Howe, Attorneys

To: <$email addy>

Dear <$email addy>

Your email and details were found in the recent Ashley Madison data theft. We're filing a class action suit on all members behalf.

If you would like to be a part of this suit, the cost is $50.

If you would like to NOT be a part of this suit and have your details made known in a court of law, the cost $100.

Please forward your bank/credit card details immediately.

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Re: They have a point

Although "white collar" criminals often escape custodial rewards, I'm finding this whole slimy saga so repugnant that I wouldn't be at all surprised if a decent stretch was deemed appropriate. The shits seem to have gone out of their way to defraud1, defraud2, then betray3 their victims.

While I agree totally with this, no charges have been filed against AM manglement, yet. Even though there's no honor among thieves, the question I think at this point, is which set of thieves do law enforcement go after first? Other than some customers expectation of privacy, I'm not seeing AM being a victim.

Mohawk Valley, NY to become the new Silicon Valley in fab fab deal

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Re: Upstate NY: do you even know what a fab is? Or a research fab?

We don't put fabs in silicon valley anymore because silicon valley is about people, brainpower, capital.... not toxic processes. The cynical might say anywhere there is a fab is CERTAINLY NOT silicon valley because no wise engineer would move their family to the shadow of a toxic plant.

That and the state of California has banned many chemicals from being imported into the state.

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Facepalm

There's a lot of places deluding themselves. One place had a small coding shop for webpages open and the local paper loudly proclaimed that the town (population 5,000) was going to be the new "Silicon Valley".

That thing we do in the UK? Should be ILLEGAL in the US, moans ex-State monopoly BT

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Re: Good luck with getting the American Telcos to Play Nice

You beat me to it, sir. The answer I was thinking of in response.

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Good luck with getting the American Telcos to Play Nice

Not going to happen and looking at history, BT seems more jealous of the American setup than anything else. A pox on them all... as an American, I find the US telcos appalling. The only reason to emulate them is profit... oh... wait...

IBM tries to dodge $1bn sueball for deal won with 'ethical transgressions'

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Re: How do you do this?

It's called "vague specs" and "gold-plating". Look to the US defense industry as an example. They want an airplane with a rather vague description of capabilities. Add in the various project managers who decide "we want this also". Next thing you know, it's an F-35.

Swiss watch: Cuckoo-clock cops threaten Win 10 whup-ass can pop

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Re: Dearest Reg,

I suspect that this has become a generic term for anything tech related. I like here in the US, for years, the carmakers are referred to as "Detroit", even though most cars aren't made there anymore.

What's Russia smoking? Kremlin bans Wikipedia for dopey article

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@Chris Parsons -- Re: Russia is a slow-mo failed state

Then at this point, all countries in the West are at war with their citizens. We're all treated with suspicion and there is corruption in the governments. Lobbyists, special interests, etc. are legal corruption.

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Pint

Controlling Drug Information are they?

Why? Are the vodka makers losing business?

AshMad search outfit Trustify to El Reg: 'Trust us, we're the good guys'

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Ok... sure.. Good Guys..

And one's name/e-mail addy is in the dump, besides ask you for money, what will they do about it? This is fear mongering at it's worst... the "you or someone you know checked to see if you were there" part. If they said, you're not there, then all is well. If they said "you're in the dump", what will they do about it beside want your CC number?

Curious minds and all that.....

Manhattan-sized iceberg splits from glacier – and spotted FROM SPACE

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Devil

Re: Just where do ...

... Republicans think their kids and grandkids are going to live?

The Rocky Mountains? Or any of the east coast mountain ranges.. preferably in a gated community.

Big trouble in big China: Crashing economy in Middle Kingdom body slams US tech stocks

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Well.. there goes the 401k...

Crap.. so close to full retirement and yet so far away....

Seventh bigshot flings self out of EMC Federation window

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Alert

Re: Waiting...

The day isn't over yet. Be patient.

More deaths linked to Ashley Madison hack as scammers move in

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Devil

Re: "all avenues of inquiry are being considered. "

If AM were in the States, we'd be blaming either the Chinese or the Norks... and the investigation would be closed by now.

Směrť Špionam! BAN Windows 10, it SPIES too much, exclaim Russians

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Trollface

Simple solution

The data from Win10 should also go to the Russians. Problem solved. Might also work for China and the 5-Eyes. It'll save everyone some effort in data surveillance.

White Stork mates with ISS, delivers bundles of resupply joy

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It's pity that no one has ever figured out how to do dehydrated beer. I'm sure it would be welcomed .

Windows 10 market share growth slows to just ten per cent

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Re: And how accurate are the stats then?

Mine was only half up. Had it blocked in the hosts file but not the cookies. <hangs head in eternal shame>

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Re: Dear Microsoft, good luck with that.

You also have to add in the new business model which is already becoming an irritation. For example, if you want any of the old standby games like Solitaire or Minesweeper, they come with ads. To get rid of the ads costs about $1.50 a month whether you play them or not. Methinks that just the tip of the iceberg and there's more news like that coming.

Those of us who have been warning/curious about the cash stream for MS have slapped pretty hard. I hate the be the first to say it: "but there's no such thing as a free lunch". MS is going to pull some more stunts with this "free" upgrade.

Cue the downvotes... form an orderly line to the right please.

Hacker slaps Dolphin, Mercury browsers, squirts zero day

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This is all well and good for "security bods"... but what those 101 million users who are vulnerable? Hell,.. most users apparently never get an OS patch. Given that it's 101 million users for these and 5 billion for Chrome, the bad guys will go for the Chrome first. The mobiles are really in deep s**t until the manufacturers and the Telco's decide they should and will do the right thing and push patches without a hit on the user's data limit.

Yammer security sub-standard says US Veterans' Affairs Dept

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Just Wow... is right.

This thing should be removed from servers and PC's. Even though it's "inside the firewall", does it phone home like a lot of other software? I'd say it was a good thing the CIO resigned otherwise firing would be appropriate. And unless there's strict guidelines and possibly monitoring of logs, this thing should never be allowed back.

I'm wondering what will happen when the department upgrades to Win10. I'd almost bet that will cause some real headaches when it phones home.

High-heeled hacker builds pen-test kit into her skyscraper shoes

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Re: What Next?

Soon enough, datacenters and airlines.. same security. Could make one either not go work or begin to make you come in early depending on your co-workers.

I think I'll stop now before I end up on the "moderated drooling idiot" list.

Ashley Madison spam starts, as leak linked to first suicide

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Spam started...

No surprise and it started trickling in on Friday. I have two friends who claim they never used it are getting spam on an email account used only for business purposes including one that's a "no-response" email used for letting customers know their order is being processed. He checks that address just in case some idiot does respond.

These appear to be just run of the mill spam with the miscreants blindly shipping out the garbage.

I'm suspecting some malware authors are picking up on this as one of the emails was an attachment claiming to show them in the database.

The other person got one saying they could remove them from the "stolen database" by contacting them for "payment arrangements". The foolish who believe this might as well find the Nigerian Queen offering them money in return.

And so another spam nightmare begins for IT....

Amazon to trash Flash, as browsers walk away

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It's a start...

Now if the rest of the world will follow suit. And this includes the "news" sites with all their videos requiring Flash.

The good burghers of Palo Alto are entirely insane

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What I see is that the good city fathers are probably caught in a PR nightmare.

If they don't make the offer (even a low-ball one) then they're not "thinking of the poor or working class".

If they get the land, then they get stuck with all the headaches and little profit.

If it sells at full price and a developer builds it up, they get the tax money on the value of the land and buildings.

The logic of taking "undeveloped land" and turning into something else is fine if the land is usable.. depends on the terrain. Also, this is California we're talking about. They seem to have their own rules of engagement with these things, like the way they pump much of their reservoir water into rivers because they must save the fish. There's probably some ecological (mandated by the greenies) reason for not developing said land also.

Suffering a comms blackout in the loo? Now you don't have to

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Thumb Down

Sounds like a solution searching for a problem....

Loo time is my time. I have no desire to communicate with the world or manglement or anyone. Enough is enough on the "being connected" crap. If someone needs to be fulfilled by chatting, etc. while on the bog, I suspect a mental health professional needs to intervene. Talk about "privacy invasive"... I suppose there's a backdoor for the 5-eyes to make sure we're doing what we're supposed to do whilst there? </rant>

Post-pub nosh neckfiller: The Ugandan 'rolex'

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Unlimited potential....

for fillings. I guess one's creativity with fillings would depend on the amount of alcohol in one's system.

Canadians taking to spying on their spies

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Re: media

Now if they were allowed to vote via smartphone and text, the numbers would probably be a lot higher. <sigh>

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Re: Meanwhile in the US, voters are getting stupider all the time

Exactly. I believe he has a shot at it especially if broadens his topical choices for ranting. Scary? I'm on the fence about this but giving thought to packing some bags for a run to the border. My more liberal friends are listening to him now and agreeing... that's scary. Seems they are abandoning Hillary, though I can't imagine why other than things like email.. secrets... putting up with Bill all these years.

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I hope that we're watching this in the States

I hope that the populace south of you is watching this and how it goes., but I know better. The people aren't paying attention. We're in the same boat (or one like it) and while maybe not as bad yet, it will be. How our neighbor to the north deals with this will set a precedent for our government. Scary times, indeed.

In many ways, the Arab Spring reference is good in that it epitomizes the way things spread... In this case, one democracy becomes more repressive, the others follow all in the name of the security theater. Before we know it, we'll be worse off than the regimes we rail against.

While we all blame politicians for these shenanigans, much of this is the result of the effort of corporations and their lobbyists. What's good for corporates isn't (usually) good for the people and what's going on to our north is a good example of what's going on here. No longer are terrorists classified by political leanings but by their stance on the corporations.

Auto erotica bonk shocker: ja das ist gut, say 56% of Germans

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Another fine reason to have a self-driving car. Although maybe a self-driving motorhome (caravan) would be better.

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That lends a whole new meaning to the concept of a "Sport Utility Vehicle". Well.. sex is a sport, right?

OTOH, a certain Lazarus Long once said: "Everyone lies about sex.".

NASA dismisses asteroid apocalypse threat

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Devil

Re: "why is it always the US in imminent danger anyway."

To increase the fear-mongering and attention-getting. We're a gullible bunch who, according to some, know that God's Wrath is coming to wreak havoc and take the faithful home. Just ask any Republican Senator on the Science Committee.