* Posts by Mark 85

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FTC fells four tech-support operations in scammer crackdown

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Hmm.... been 6 days since the ruling

And on 5 of those days, I've had calls from various people with thick accents working for Microsoft Support. Yep... it's working.

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Devil

Re: Baiting them

When they start the rant, quietly ask them if they realize that you're in a CIA field office and now that we have their co-ordinates to stay by the phone for just 5 more minutes.... and wait for the response. Usually a panic scream and hang-up.

OTOH, if I'm busy, I just answer the phone "FBI Field Office"....

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Mushroom

And this action will stop because....?

oh..I fogot. They'll obey the law and the ruling.... right. It might be harsh, but maybe standing a few of the corporate types of these "companies" against the wall with a firing squad might work.

'Hacked by China? Hack them back!' rages US Congress report

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My apologies and hopefullly all other Americans will join me..

...by offering our sincere apologies for these ignorant twits. What an embarrassment... They make Trump and Hillary look good.

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Re: Cyber cyber cyber cyber cyber

I was thinking badger... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL6CDFn2i3I

'Shut down the parts of internet used by Islamic State masterminds'

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Re: Praise be to The Register

I agree with you 100%. However, there is a small problem in that education of the masses is controlled by the powers that be. In the US, currently little mention is made of WWI WWII in the history books. No background, no context, just a few paragraphs. Political correctness is now running amok. Just look to the students at the University of Missouri who are throwing hissy fits that their "black lives matter" agenda has been superceded in the news by the Paris attack.

On the Daesh side, they feel that an education is suitable only for males and only about the Koran/Quran/Holy Book.

Other countries have their prejudices in what is taught or not taught also.

Not only 'more education" but perhaps a more complete education is needed.

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Re: He asked the wrong person...

This would be a job of the Cyber-command and wage a digital war against ISIS/ISIL.

That would seem to be reasonable.. except Cyber Command isn't fully operational yet. Last reports seem to indicate they can't get enough people with the proper skills.

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Re: It is time...

and that they can actually find their arse with both hands.

Would that be with or without the flashlight (torch)?

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Re: He asked the wrong person...

See.... you made your point. The US wins again.

Disclaimer: I'm in the US and El Presidente is a pretty big idiot. Maybe we need a face-to-face run-off with one of your choice?

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Facepalm

He asked the wrong person...

The good Senator should have asked Al Gore how to do it... since Al invented the Internet.

I'm embarrassed... we really do elect idiots. Maybe El Reg needs a small competition as to which country elects the biggest idiots?

It's come to this for IBM: Watson is now a gimmick app on the iPhone

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Devil

I think they could monetize this by partnering with Google. That should turn IBM's fortunes around.

Tor wars: CMU says FBI came not with cash, but a subpoena

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Re: The thoughtless leading the learned

On other topics we've been chewing this one over as to who has the biggest idiots running things.

This is really getting murky... such as is there a secret court order not to release the findings to the TOR Project? There's still hints of money in the way the denials are worded... I realize TOR was setup by various government departments but what influence did they have on design and architecture? I'm of the belief that TOR has never been as secure as we would like to believe.

Hacking group Strontium dogs NATO and government targets

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Re: The usual weaknesses

If there were discretion, there would be no scandal rags, no yellow journalism, no reality TV shows, no one exposing their secrets on the likes of MySpace, AOHell (the old days), Farcebook, etc. I think discretion left the world a long time ago.

FTC zaps more scammer loopholes with ban on wire transfers, cash cards

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Re: Yeah, that'll work

Eyewash for the masses is wonderful isn't it? I guess it's too much trouble to track the marketers down and take action. But.. hey... they did something.. they passed a rule.

<sarc>I feel so much safer now that there's a rule on the books. I wonder if they pass a rule to make it illegal to be a terrorist? Then everyone could play with the unicorns.</sarc>

Red dwarf superflares batter formerly 'habitable' exoplanet

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Re: Bah!

This takes "pulp fiction" to the limit, I guess.

Pulp fiction or space opera? Or just another B-Movie plot?

MPs to assess tech feasibility of requirements under draft surveillance laws

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Re: Regard the current crop of politicians as a 'bunch of mindless jerks...'

What you say is true, but only if the masters allow the educators to speak of these things. Otherwise, the kinder will not have any knowledge of the way things used to be.

CloudFlare CEO blasts Anonymous claims of ISIS terrorist support

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Might it be...

that CloudFlare is a front organization for one of the TLA's? Nah.. didn't think so.

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Alert

Full disclosure: The Register is a CloudFlare customer.

So.. I'm guessing that according to Anonymous we should not be reading El Reg as you are a front for the Daesh? I have the image of someone running around in their mum's basement, waving their arms and screaming at this bit of news.

Obligatory vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_w4oSCJIQk

Coffee fixes the damage booze did to your liver, study finds

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Re: I think I'll do a one-man test...

I blame not enough coffee... that should have read "and a side order of bacon".

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I think I'll do a one-man test... coffee with Baileys Irish Cream and bacon. Might as well not sweat things and enjoy life a bit more.

Microsoft working hard to unify its code base, all the way down to the IoT

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Re: Yes but....

What about the Christmas ham trade?

If it's a proper ham, it doesn't need refrigeration. Same for bacon. Smoked and salted....

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Re: "developers might write the software on an endpoint that collects telemetry"...

Windows 10 is just the starting place for collection.. Everything is now fair game and not just with MS either. Their a little late off the starting block but trying to catch up with Google currently being the leader.

Hey Cortana, how about you hide my app from the user?

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Nice of them to research this. But in a normal office or call-center, it'll be the pits. Besides, unless you're blind, most people are very visually oriented. They might know what data they want, but can't define it until they see it.

Now if MS is coming up with an auto-driving car and they want to use voice commands... uh-oh, nevermind. That's a very scary thought.

Apple's Faulty Powers moment: iPad Pro slabs 'temporarily bricked' during recharge

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Unhappy

As pointed out in another article about iPads used in airline cockpits, I hope they're not charging these things in flight....

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/11/16/ipad_data_entry_errors_caused_plane_to_strike_runway_during_takeoff/

Hold on, France and Russia. Anonymous is here to kick ISIS butt

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Re: Good intentions, bad outcome

Apparently, certain agencies didn't see that one coming... or maybe I should say, still not seeing that one coming.

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Re: Good intentions, bad outcome

Indeed, it will. The problem is currently, that the people doing their job are overwhelmed. They note, identify and track... and then get distracted by the next guy/group that pops up. The first ones carry one. It's already been admitted in the popular press that the security/spy/intel types are overwhelmed and yet their bosses feel the need to collect more. I think someone needs to take a deep breath and figure out priorities and how to handle the info/data they're already collecting.

Part of what is coming out is "we had no intel on this", "we had chatter and knew something was up" and the inevitable: "we knew of them and had them on a watch list".

Edit: I should have added... things are getting tougher on the Intel types as reports are that the baddies are using the Playstation to communicate and the encryption and methods of hiding comms are pretty much unbreakable. The greed of the 5-eyes and seeking more data collection has already sent many groups deep into more secure comms.

Rap for wrap chaps in crap email trap: Chipotle HR used domain it had no control over

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Coat

Re: El Reg Muppet company list

I shudder to think how large a file and how many entries would be needed. Might be better off to make list of the "Non-Muppet Run Companies". I'd think "Non-Muppet Run Company list would a very tiny list. Come to think of it, the list is on the back of the business card in my coat pocket.

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Obviously, Chipotle takes "privacy and security very seriously" since they didn't care enough to even respond to Mr. Kohlman. Another group of wankers running a corporation I see.

French Playmobil heist: El Reg denies involvement

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Re: I DEMAND

Upvoted for the image of Playmobil and Benny Hill.

Hubble finds lonely 'void galaxy' floating in cosmic nothingness

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Could this be the "missing mass"?

Could galaxies such as this be the missing mass that has fueled the dark matter debate? It's not missing at all, just too far away for us to know about? If we don't know about it, we can't add it into the calculations.

Just musing on a rainy Tuesday.... The universe is a wonderful thing to muse on.

Today is not the day to search for a beautician in Russia

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So it's only Russian sites then?

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Symantec's salvation plan is more and better integration. No, really

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Contradictions?

Did I misread that or did he say essentially that they want to be the leader in Security Intelligence (etc... etc.. etc..) but that he's ok with giving up privacy? If you're willing to give up your privacy, then why have security?

The million-dollar hole in the FBI 'paying CMU to crack Tor' story

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Re: The Trust Factor...

You expressed the broken trust quite well. They didn't deny that they did it. They denied the money aspect. Damn little in this world that we can trust anymore.

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The Trust Factor...

Given that we (commentards and then there's the percentage of the general population) see broken trust on what we're told, this could go either way. The parties involved either didn't exchange money for info, or they did. Denying is simple. Proving that they didn't is hard. This is where the trust comes in. Which tale do we believe?

US govt just can't hire enough cyber-Sherlocks

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Re: Ahhhh... the gall!

Probably not doctors, engineers, or scientists except for consultation purposes. Lawyers however... they get. Many are driven by maybe expectations of political office at some point or just because they feel it's a good thing. The military doesn't pay a lot but they get a lot of recruits on the "good way to serve your country".

California cops pull over Google car for driving too SLOWLY

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Re: that's a good one

Headshot? To the meatbag in the front seat or to the car's control module?

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Nevada also had the "safe and reasonable". It got scaled back in the '70's due to the Arab oil boycott. Then the "think of the children" types jumped in and said 'leave the speed limits... it's safer". And greens jumped in with "it's safer on the wild animals and pollutes less"... and on and on. Some of these states are finally putting it back into place (the "safe and reasonable") however, if ticketed, just accept it and don't argue with the cop as you won't win. Nor will you win in court.

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Re: No big deal

Crikey.. some years ago, I was heading down I-5 in a motorhome. Right lane, keeping up with traffic. Cars were passing me by using the shoulder. I looked down at the speedometer and realized I was doing 80mph and the speed limit was 60mph. Needed a change of underwear after that experience.

US Presidential race becomes Wi-Fi password snark battle

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Re: @A Non e-mouse

Ah...no. The article says this: From a technical standpoint, the Democratic password is more secure: it's longer and mixes numerals and letters, getting it a little closer to the correcthorsebatterystaple ideal.

Someone misread the card... it states: "No Password" followed by their political statement.

More POS malware, just in time for Christmas

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Re: What is the attack vector ?

There was the Michael's attack a couple of years ago where they did faff with the POS devices. It just wasn't one store either.

iPad data entry errors caused plane to strike runway during takeoff

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Re: Using toys as tools...

I'm not sure why the downvotes for you Trevor. I do believe you're right. Also, the airline owns those iPads not the pilots so they can control updates and the software along with providing spares.

Each pilot has one and on some airlines the lead Flight Attendent also has one for entering data (such as final passenger count and anything deemed "unusual" as to carry-on weight, etc. There's some links on line mostly from years ago that explain the reasons they pick certain bits and pieces of this hardware. IIRC, it started with the MD-80 when the flight engineer was eliminated. Prior to that aircraft, the FE was entering the data into the aircraft's system. Not the same data mind you... different times.

GPS, you've gone too far this time

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Trollface

I guess this means I'll have to change the targeting calculations for my drone? Use "real" position instead of waypoints maybe. Then again, this is civilian GPS which has built in errors.

Conficker is back – and it's infecting police body cams

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Re: @ DavCrav

That is all fine and well.. but for a board to say "we don't have to maximize shareholder profits" will not work as that board would be replaced quickly. And if you have on the "activist investors" scum sucking bottom feeders as a stockholder, that board is in deeper shit.

UN fight for internet control lined up in Brazil

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It's the UN. It's a week in Brazil.

So did anyone really expect them to actually do something?

Merseyside DDoS daddy given eight months behind bars

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Anon E. Mouse.

Prison telco recorded inmates' lawyer-client calls, hack reveals

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Re: Ridiculous

Indeed, for prisoners are truly a captive audience. Not just phone calls but anything they buy on the inside (I'm talking about the legal stuff, not the smuggled in stuff).

Now we know why Philae phouled up comet landing

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Pint

No matter how you look at it...

this is amazing stuff. Have cold one ESA. In fact have several.

Amazon vendors flog thousands of rooted, malware-laden tablets

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Caveat Emptor

If you buy bottom price of something and it's imported from China, don't have high expectations. The stuff I've come across is horrendous as far as quality control and basic safety standards. Table saws, dirt cheap but made using MDF and no safety guards. Laser cutters with no safety guards and maladjusted mirrors that that put the beam anywhere. Customer service is appallingly bad. Worse then worse ever ISP or software vendor that we've been known to blast in the comments. If something comes broken in shipping, it's your problem. Instruction manuals are laughable. Copyright and patents do not apply to them, apparently either.

Seems the Chinese will do anything for some profit. In IT remember the laptops with the pre-installed malware a few months ago? And they were a brand name.

BOFH: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes?

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Re: There's a difference

You need to amend that as once the bosses catch on, they will redefine "major". I suggest "absolutely, positively NO changes on Fridays".