* Posts by Mark 85

12882 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

'Phantom' menace threatens to down Xbox Live, PSN at Xmas

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Trollface

Nah... they just want to irritate Kim Dotcom again this Christmas.

Hollywood given two months to get real about the price of piracy

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Devil

Re: physical vs. online

Proportionality ? Heard of it...

We've heard of it here in the States. But the lobbyists working Congress are so expensive that movie companies have to recover their costs of this somewhere. Might as well be anyone pirating the film.

Enter our competition to win prizes like the Samsung S6 Edge+

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Trollface

You're code needs some bloatware and also needs to pass username, passwords, location, age, shoe size, etc. back to your server. And you were so close....

'Powerful blast' at Glasgow City Council data centre prompts IT meltdown

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Two sources, two versions...

Interesting... (to paraphrase the quotes) one basically says: "total disaster" and other says "not too bad, we're carrying on".

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They're importing the best.... Archibald Tuttle.

Bungled storage upgrade led to Google cloud brownout

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it also reveals simple mistakes are more often the problem rather than lightning strikes.

It seems this is the normal failure mode for everything from rocket engineering to IT to even screw-up at the local coffee shack. Disaster recovery and failure mode simulations always cover the big stuff. It's the little crap that nails you every time.

Congress strips out privacy protections from CISA 'security' bill

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Re: Great Idea -- Cutting the internet, building a wall, etc.

Since I'm in the States... maybe just do this around Washington, D.C. instead of the whole country? Ok. maybe most of California, and Texas too...

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@elDog -- Re: Aw shit. Here it comes.

Please, World; the rest of the world other than this incredibly stoopid USofA one; please give us hope that real humanity can continue.

And where might that be? Every country is passing stupidity lately when it comes to this. So where? I and lots of other folks would really like to know.

I'll give an upvote since you, as I do, still have some smidgeon of hope left.

Let's shut down the internet: Republicans vacate their mind bowels

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Re: "Vacated their mind bowels" - a lovely phrase

Go look at the CIPA vote today and what both House and Senate and both parties agreed to. Both sides want our butts in a sling... or maybe our data in a labeled box, sitting on a shelf, that they can peer into anytime they like for whatever reason they like.

Yeah.. this article is partisan since it's about the GOP debate. The Dems turn is coming up. So far, the only literate voice I've heard on either side has been Wyden (R-OR) but he's also beholden to big data via the lobbying. So.. no matter who wins, we're screwed. The bigger debate will be over do we get kissed while this happens. </rant>

Cyber security buck stops with me, says Dido Harding

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I think it has to be "double, secret, encryption"...

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I thinks she subscribes to this rule: "If you can't dazzle with brilliance, baffle with bullshitte".

Review: Star Wars: The Force Awakens offers a new hope for the franchise

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Re: Pre Show Ads

Let's also bring back the two cartoons (one of Roadrunner) and a newsreel shall we? I do miss the opening cartoons. The newsreel, not so much.

Big Brother is born. And we find out 15 years too late to stop him

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Re: Curious

Take a step back for a minute... replace "gravy train" and any reference to money with "power". Any TLA/FLA worth it's budget is also watching the government higher-ups as well. Not just for budget and favorable legislation. Everyone involved at high levels is power mad. Just like corporates. Money is the result of the power.

Now if we, citizens had a mind to, we could toss monkey wrenches (spanners) into the system. Have a day or two with no phone, no internet. Have a day or two of discussion using key phrases and words. Have normal days with phones and internet. It will create confusion amongst those watching the proles but not those watching the higher-ups. It also might drag a few would-be terror types, etc. out into the sunlight since patterns do come into play when analyzing trends and data.

Go have your smoke... turn off your cell and computer while doing it. If someone is really watching YOU, they'll get nervous is suddenly you drop off their radar.

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Re: modulated outrage...

And the Brits here scorn NSA.... I scorn them all. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg in spyland. I'm sure there's more. But they will have all they want, I guess. I realize that they can't process most of what they get so.. <shrugs>

Having said that, we do what we can to keep what we can private.. from the TLA's, FLA's, corporate slurpers, and miscreants. (maybe all of them should be labeled "miscreants"?). Privacy is getting harder and harder to keep these days.

At least 10 major loyalty card schemes compromised in industry-wide scam

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Only one loyalty card here.. and no info given to the company other than name and home phone number. We've moved, got a new number and never updated the card and they don't ask. It's s supermarket card that gives me points for a discount from their filling station. They demanded an email addy and got one... a throw away which I've never even accessed. OTOH, I regularly save 50-70 cents per gallon when I top off the tank. Every other place wants too much info, and I'll be damned if they can have it. Same for store credit cards that offer "discounts" with the high interest rate and a rep for killing your credit score... kiss my tuckus.

How to build a real lightsabre

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Re: How is this an article?

Read the fine print at the bottom left... "This article was first published on TheConversation.com. " Thus, not an El Reg article.

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Re: Gases

Different circles then. The ones I've met smell of tobacco, stale beer, and have fingers stained orange.

Microsoft steps up Windows 10 nagging

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Trust and MS

Those are two things that should never, ever be used together. It's a bigger oxymoron than "Congressional Ethics".

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@ChrisG -- Re: Oi Microsoft

This seems to be doing it for me: http://blog.ultimateoutsider.com/2015/08/using-gwx-stopper-to-permanently-remove.html

Man faces 37 years for sarcastic post insulting royal dog

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Black Helicopters

Could it be...

...that the dog should now be in line to be king? Just asking since the dog seems more popular than the people who are in line. Uh-oh... hey... I was praising the dog.

GOP senators push FCC to kill support for local broadband

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Irony much?

There's nice line early on about "restrictive state laws -- laws often passed by heavy lobbying support by incumbent broadband providers". The FCC, according to them is "overriding these laws". So.. these good Senators are concerned. If one reads the letter, one can follow the money behind it without too much thinking.

3 continents, 8 countries and one cyber attack on a fake petrol company

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A pity that rather than playing a game, they couldn't pick a real target and go for it... say any of the ransomware types. Games are fun, but the real deal is much more satisfying and actually do some good.

UK police cuff suspect over VTech toy hack

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Shucks, I hoping he'd get a Vtech board member for company. Oh well... if wishes were fishes....

Brit 'naut Tim Peake thunders aloft

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Re: Has the Flat Earth Society ever explained this?

You forgot: Six - Being a Republican CongressCritter from Texas.

Apply online to go to Mars. No, seriously

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Re: It all evens out

True, except your flying in one class lower than coach, the food is probably not that good, and the flight attendants are none existent. But what a ride....

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Re: death trap

Fine, you stay here, I'll go in your place. I'd like the challenge and perhaps attaining the goal of standing where no human has ever stood before. Since no one gets out of this life alive, one might as well go out doing something grand.

I also realize that at my age, I won't be around when they finally get the funding to launch the rocket... <sigh>

FAA introduces unworkable drone registration rules in time for Christmas

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@someone else -- Re: Kieran-

Back then, I knew a lot of folks that never bothered with the license for their CB as who was going to go to the trouble to arrest them.

I predict this will end the same way. Why bother to register it? If it crashes, no one will come to your door since your name isn't on it. The FAA isn't come down your street and check your house, etc. for a drone. Why bother?

This whole thing smells of theater... and maybe a power grab for some value of "power".

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Mushroom

Re: Interesting

It was in the "gray (grey) area" of 83 to 400 feet. No one decided to take it to the Supremes for clarification.

Icon ---------> Drone crashing and burning but just a small one about 300 grams.

I can turn Yahoo! around claims hedge fund manager

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Re: Jackson might have a different agenda...

Exactly. His plans are pure profit for himself (oh... there's other investor also). By doing what it looks like Yahoo is doing (selling off the core and keeping the Alibaba investment) they'll be implementing everything he wants. Just a few employees left, small real estate footprint, etc. Oh... and no free lunches for staff.

Personally, I think "activist investors" ought to be shot on sight as all they ever do is strip a company down to the bones and let was is left rot as the investor gleefully count his/her profits.

Microsoft extends Internet Explorer 8 desktop lifeline to upgrade laggards

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Re: Write your line of business apps to be browser based

Well said, but in this day and age, it's cheaper to outsource such a project and call the result "development" or an "app" rather than to write (or pay for) a real progam that doesn't need a browser.

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IE11?

It seems to be a lot buggier than IE10 and any complaints fall on deaf ears at MS. A good example is "copy/paste". I'm not sure if it's browser or the various other bits and pieces we use. Copying from a doc and pasting into browser based email just isn't working for us. But, not my problem as we have staff higher up the pay grade than I trying to sort it out but the feedback indicates it's the browser.

France says 'non' to Wi-Fi and Tor restrictions after terror attack

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Re: But freedom...

No, our governmental leaders* are all about their power.. both personal and political. We don't have a thinker in the bunch. Trump might be the closest thing but he's so busy screaming for attention and making inane comments, his thoughts are lost. Come to think of it... he's just like the rest them. About as useful as.. boobs on a nun.

* Leaders in this context is sarcasm. To me, a leader is someone I'd follow into combat and the only place I'd follow any our "leaders" is through the minefield, providing they make to the other side.

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Re: comments on ending comment

Well said. It's nice to see historical fact used instead of name calling. The French, aren't that much different than anyone else in west except maybe more laid back in some areas and more arrogant in others. But history says they will be a staunch ally and a force to be reckoned with when needed.

As an American and one who respects history (we need to learn from it), the French have my respect.

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Re: Bon!

Oui!!!! The voice of rationality is heard. This is excellent and would hope that certain government on left side of the pond will follow suite and back off the security theatre.

Assange inquisition closer after Sweden, Ecuador sign pact

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Devil

Re: What I think of Assange is not spoken of in polite company.

Maybe you would be if you weren't posting as AC?

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Re: Once

And that is a seriously good idea that's been around for awhile. It will also go some to destroy Wikileaks also as they have played to the paranoia.

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Re: Oh come on, this is no longer about criminal goings on.

Name one country's government that doesn't look like dicks?

They've all been looking like that for a very long time....

Curiosity Rover digs into humanity's first alien sand dune

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Re: If Curiosity can scoop sand...

It just needs to find lots of water and then it can make the sandcastle. Cowabunga... surf's up!!!! Oh wait...

Alibaba buys South China Morning Post, Hong Kong's top newspaper

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Re: Jack Ma can't make the paper more "independent" even if that is his wish.

And yes, CEO's and billionares have been known to disappear in China. There was an article in, IIRC, Forbes recently where a CEO and two board members left the building and weren't seen for a week. Seems they were "helping" with an investigation. Picked up by whatever LEO in China without warning, no notice, no answers to the families. At least these got to return to work eventually. Sometimes, they stay "disappeared".

I suspect that Jack Ma is very beholden to the government and knows his place and how to word things and not get to big for his britches (Americanism).

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Unless Alibaba's stock price tanks Yahoo! is about as meaningful as MySpace or AOL and they're about to end up being is a holding company for some shares. Their tech is being sold off...

Given that, we shouldn't be hearing anything about Yahoo! after the tech deal is locked down.

India to add seven new elite IT training institutes

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Devil

So the future of India is in outsourcing???

Name that HPE boozer: Last orders please

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Re: no winners yet?

Google shows me both.... <sigh>

Rupert Murdoch wants Google and chums to be g-men's backdoor men

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Re: US public "want safety over privacy".

Go a step further.. someone should show us statistics on this. I keep hearing these asses preaching it but no stats to back it up.

Goebbels was right about preaching a lie long enough and everyone will believe it.***

*** I'm not invoking or using Godwin's law... just quoting a past master of propaganda.

Adobe: We locked our customers in the cloud and out poured money

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Unhappy

Re: "things have clearly settled down"

And MS seems to be headed that way... Office365... sometime in the near future with Win10, etc. Corel has already headed there as have many others.

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Re: Want this to change? Support the alternatives.

Corel isn't a good choice in this as they're now into "subscription" and "cloudiness". I needed Corel for a hobby and found X6 still available in one time purchase download. X7 is subscription based.

Typo in case-sensitive variable name cooked Google's cloud

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Re: Do No Evil?

Nah.. they just broke a few fingers. The screams of pain and him/her walking around the office wearing a cast got the point across.

Electrician cuts wrong wire and downs 25,000 square foot data centre

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Re: If anything can go wrong...

Murphy is one mean bastard.

Japan unveils net-wielding police drones for air patrol

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Coat

Where's Godzilla when we really need him?

He could just swat the illegal drones out of the air.

SpaceX starts nine-day countdown to first flight of the new Falcon

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I thought I had, and then noticed it was sitting there in my outbox.... I'll go do penance before heading to the pub.