* Posts by Mark 85

12882 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Norks uses ballistic missile to launch silent 'satellite'

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I've got one living next to me... I'm just tickled that he doesn't have nuclear weapons. And that the local cops keep a close eye on him also.

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@LordNorthway -- Re: God Save the Rocket!!!

Wrong icon.. you should have used the Big Brother one....

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Re: Did Ted Cruz watch Red Dawn and think it was real?

I think it was more like "Space Cowboys"...

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Re: No Oil In North Korea

But there's cabbages and turtle farms....

SCO slapped in latest round of eternal 'Who owns UNIX?' lawsuit

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@Ole Juul -- Re: Clearly The Law is a ass...

But, especially in cases like this, it creates a lot of jobs and is a renewable resource.

It also uses up resources for all the paper generated. Maybe the only way to stop it is to get some tree-hugger Greenpeace types up in arms about bit.

Oracle issues emergency patch for Java on Windows

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Time Machines run on Java?

From the Oracle, it was thus spoken: "...should discard these old downloads and replace them with 6u113, 7u97 or 8u73 or later”. How else would one get a later version since 8u73 (Windows) is the latest? Or is there another version coming out in the next several hours/day?

Verizon!–Yahoo! takeover! inches! ahead!

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AOL and now Yahoo! Is owning nostalgia worth billions somehow? Not like these are cars and in pristine condition. So what will be next.. Site Wars II?

Did a hacker really pwn the FBI, US Homeland Security and the DoJ?

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Re: Small beer

Not detected? Not verified on what was looked at? Or do they know and are lying? Given what I've seen my government do, this could be any one the three or a bit of each.

Are Indians too stupid to be trusted with free Internet?

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This is all an interesting take on things. I'm seeing it as the government is listening, but the question is: "to whom are they listening?". We see that Google has a stake in this and like any other corporate (FB included), there's no such thing as a free lunch. Lobbying is nothing new, as there's been those who have the king's, emperor's, pharaoh's, etc's ears since the dawn of civilization. I would hope that the government is looking behind the rhetoric and the lobbying efforts to decide what is actually best.

I do think that this is a good thing, as long as the opposing corporates to FB plan don't now jump in to fill the void with their own version.

AdBlock Plus, websites draft peace deal so ads can bypass blockade

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Re: Is someone under the impression...

Turning off images only stops the image. It won't stop the tracking cookies or any malware from coming in. However, it I'm wrong.... tell me as I've had a few friends/relatives tell me that turning off images somehow "protects" them.

Inside Adwind: A DIY malware toolkit used by 1,800 crooks to spy on 443k victims

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Re: Worryingly

In some ways, you Linux types (and myself included) are like the Apple folks.. "we can't get a virus". Once upon a time, that was very true since the malware writers were ignoring anything other than Windows. They've now set their sights on the non-windows platforms and rely on social engineering. The key is going to be a change of mindset for both Apple and Linux users from "The OS won't let me get a nasty" to "the odds are in my favor but I shouldn't be stupid".

So I think what the "worrying" part is, isn't the OS, but the person using the keyboard.

It's official: India bans Facebook's Free Basics

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@MyffyW -- Re: @Ashley

It reminded me of the early day's of AOL -

So I take it that free AOL wouldn't fly in India either then? Not sure if that would be a curse or blessing.

TalkTalk confesses: Scammers have data about our engineers' visits to your home

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Re: This does raise a point though...

From where I sit, it's a corporate culture problem... trust and respect. If you (the company) trust and respect your employees, they will do the same back. When that changes and it has for a lot companies (here in the US anyway), do not expect the frontline troops to be loyal and not steal and plunder whatever is available. And by whatever, I see it as everything from pens and paper to customer account details. The worse this culture slides, the worse the pilferage of anything not bolted down becomes. I suspect it's very possible that Talk-Talk is in this category.

FTC: Duo bought rights to Android game – then turned it into ad-slinging junkware in an update

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Re: "... complaints and fines from the FTC"

To the above comments, why weren't they required to issue an "uninstaller" for the junkware? Or notify those users who installed it on how to uninstall the trash? I'm guessing that if it isn't uninstalled, it's still active then.

Celeb gossip site TMZ was pushing malware at innocent surfers

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10,000 upvotes for that although I think a bloody gulag would be too good for them. Maybe a cross between a gulag and a Turkish prison...

Reports: First death from meteorite impact recorded in India

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What are the odds?

The authorities reported there was another meteorite strike in January.

Oh wait... there's this comment to the article: A beautiful administration in Vellore by the collector Nanthagopal that a woman even committed suicide on the premises of the collectorate....for the administration's callousness....Aatha going to win the elections in Vellore, even the Gods are not happy with the administration in Vellore, they are throwing meteors at Vellore....

Maybe what I bolded explains it.. <rolling eyes>

That's cute, Germany – China shows the world how fusion is done

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Devil

Re: Soon...

Nah, Chinese Restaurants alone are sufficient for that.

But some think they're only dangerous to cats and dogs.... maybe rats also.

Almost obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOy2QCssTaI

Brit spies want rights to wiretap and snoop on US companies' servers

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Trollface

Re: Rings a bell

NSA should be forced to use Comcast for it's internet connection. I think the datacap would shut down the snooping real fast.

Forget Tiger Woods – here's Cyber Woods: Robot golfer hits hole-in-one during tournament

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Re: AI Recreation

We already have them. They're called Sales Droids.

The Mad Men's monster is losing the botnet fight: Fewer humans are seeing web ads

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Re: If all the people engaged in ...

That would depend on if you were out of ammunition or not... as some might try to get up and run away.

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Re: Best News all week

Will the Ad men get smart and stop increasing the number of ads the pump out at us.

Umm... no. In fact, they're more pissed at us than ever for using adblockers. A bit murky on how the ad monies get distributed but I'm donating all the ads I don't see due to Adblock to the fraudsters. Ad guys deserve that.

Disney World-area University admits massive data breach

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Headmaster

Re: "is looking into the breach"

I do believe you misread read that. Breach is a hole, usually in reference to a walled fortification. Breech (what I suspect you read) is the rear of the gun.

Who would code a self-destruct feature into their own web browser? Oh, hello, Apple

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Re: Has Mr Dabbs got much better recently?

Not so much PC as more like all "storage" and "The Conversation"

OTOH, Apple actually responded El Reg recently. Devil's work, I tell you....

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Re: Ritual sacrifice

Also it works very well to get the attention of a recalcitrant user....

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Coat

@John G Imrie -- Re: Goat Kebabs

Satanic Cookery - schmookery.... it's all Greek to me.

I'll get my coat and take some to Uncle Tonoose. He'll know.

IoT lacking that je ne sais quoi? Try the IoTSP

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It would if people were actually important to the companies shilling this stuff.

You, FCC. Do something about these overpriced cable boxes, yells Bernie Sanders and pals

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Re: Party/Location

The others gave some good reasons but there's also the fact that an awful lot of voters don't have a clue who their CongresCritters actually are. Ok.. there is the brief and shining moment during the elections and actually voting but other than that... no they don't.

Scottish MP calls for drone-busting eagles

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Joke

Re: Shotgun blasts are also effective

So heavy anti-air artillery for the really big drones would be a caber? Or a haggis?

Bill for half a billion quid lands on Apple's desk in Facetime patent scrap

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WTF?

Re: Beers all round

That would explain the pig I saw flying over the airport this morning, then.

Assange will 'accept arrest' on Friday if found guilty

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Re: Maybe not Friday.

Just because he closed Gitmo don't for a minute think he's better than the last lot - he's the one who authorised the extrajudicial killing of US citizens via drone strikes

When did Gitmo close? To my knowledge it hasn't.

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Coat

I'll believe it when I see it.....

Has the Embassy ordered in the fumigators yet? Ordered a new couch?

Icon ------> the Ambassador handing Julian his coat.

They're alive! Galileo sats 9 and 10 sending valid signals

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Re: Some folks might criticize cost, but ...

the US military wanted to be able to jam Galileo without disrupting their own system, and they forced the EU to use a different frequency to make this possible.

Those idiots forgot that it also works the other way. By insisting GPS be on separate frequencies, it makes targeting an individual country's GPS easier. If Russia, for example, wanted to launch, they could jam the US/Galileo/etc. while leaving their own operational. It would be better if all used the same frequencies since you couldn't jam X without jamming your own.

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Re: Europe's Galileo satellite navigation system is subject to US control - or a bomb

Well, the problem isn't just with Galileo anymore. The more GPS types up there, the tougher it will be to figure out which one is the guidance platform for incoming missiles.

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Google to deep six dodgy download buttons

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So, they will flag the Adobe Flash site? Or is that just wishful thinking on my part:?

'Hopelessly insecure’ Motorola CCTV cameras belatedly patched

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Re: Not quite making sense of this:

Since all the cameras connected to Hubble and the password/username was "stupid/stupid".. the firmware pushout should have easy-peasy.

Now did they change the username/password or just email the users to do that? Which means that only 10% will actually change the username/password...

When customers try to be programmers: 'I want this CHANGED TO A ZERO ASAP'

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Re: Customer always right?

I was wondering that also... <absurd mode on> so maybe he wrote the code, hated the place he was working... and shorted the stock in his possession. Company slides to the bottom of the pile, he makes a fortune on the stock, and gets revenge. <absurd mode off>

Absurd maybe... but there is the question about how did he know the line...? And the motivation for changing it?

Pentagon can't check F-35 maintenance thanks to insecure database

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Devil

Re: It's ok

Right.. and when they start dropping out of the sky, the auditors get the blame.

Europe wants end to anonymous Bitcoin transactions

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I note that there's no mention of being able to track crims. Which sort of says a lot about how much the governments are willing to watch out for the little guy. I think they'd have less of the hassle from the informed (like IT, etc.) if they used the excuse "no evidence it used by terrorists but we would love to track and apprehend those ransomware guys."

Internet idiots make hoax bomb threats to UK, Aus, French schools

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Re: Sigh

I see maybe irony, but more like stupidity in that opening statement.. They hate "American government" but they haven't called in any threats in America. Then in the quotation at the end of the article, the money is in dollars*. Methinks the Russian bit is a stretch**. The price they're asking is basically peanuts maybe it is a cover operation like "boy who calls wolf"....

*The statements say $(US) for the services.. the article says "bitcoins"... Bitcoins might be universal, but $(US) seems a bit strange. Why not Euros?

** In many jurisdiction in the States, phoning a bomb threat is a felony as security and emergency services usually need to be sent. Many companies just ignore the threat, call the authorities since historically, they've all be fakes.

For sale: One 236-bed nuclear bunker

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Re: Interesting

Well, I think the plan was to put the politicos in the bunker for "safety". Then weld the doors shut. Once things have settled down a bit, ignore the bunker except to make sure the welds are still holding.

Danish Sith Lord fined in Galactic Republic rumpus

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Re: Er...

You might as well raise the pint anyway since you've already insulted the sky fairy by calling it "fiction".

Secret Service Silk Road scammer in the slammer

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Re: No news...

Isn't that why we read El Reg? To get the dirt that "other" news agencies won't report? That and the entertainment value, of course.

US government's $6bn super firewall doesn't even monitor web traffic

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Well there's meetings.. so donuts and coffee. Then there's travel to inspect something. Then there's fancy logos and catchy names for stuff. Oh.. and the director's office needed redecorating.

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Trollface

Well.. it doesn't work as intended, doesn't really catch anything and is expensive as hell... I think Einstein = McAfee might apply.

Safe Harbor crunch time: Today's the day to hammer out privacy deal

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Good lord.. what is so hard about the our favorite TLA's and FLA's just not tapping into the data outside of their country? They will still exchange relevant (for some value of relevant) information as always.

Of course, the simple answer is, there's no simple answer where power and control are involved....

Microsoft: Yes, we are going to kill off Enterprise Agreements

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Tough. You will have it and like it!!!! <said in a Colonel Klink voice>

Why a detachable cabin probably won’t save your life in a plane crash

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Re: Personal parachute

Well, it is self-cleaning when it finally opens... talk about a real life shit storm...

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Re: Really?

If you do survive the crash and lets assume that all the life rafts deploy and everyone stays calm and rational.. there's the critters in the ocean that consider humans a tasty treat. Yes, add weather, water temperature, injuries from the landing, injuries from the exit (and they will never be as orderly as at an airport...

Water landings with an intact aircraft are survivable. It's a rare crash though that has survivors. Even rarer that everyone survives. An airliner coming down on land has about the same or less chances of survival.

This is a flight of fancy and is for the "peace of mind" of the passengers. It's the flight attendants telling you about your live vest in the seat cushion on a flight over land... "well.. might crash in a river or pond..." and how many people would actually grab the cushion instead of their cellphone/laptop/purse, etc.

Dutch cops train anti-drone eagle squadron

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Re: 40 MM Bofors

Not a bad idea, but maybe an eagle with the frikkin' laser? This is a tech site after all.

Did water rocket threaten Brum airport Airbus?

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Mentos powered?

Yeah, I kind of doubt it but it is the rage amongst the yoof.