* Posts by Mark 85

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Californian tycoons stole my sharing economy, says Lily Cole

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"Stole her sharing economy"????

Obviously, no one stole it. She shared it with them. Or something like that. The bigger question in my mind is: "Why does anyone actually give a rats butt about her, anyway?". She sounds like all the other celebtards out there.

NASA preps stadium-size sandwich bag launch

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The tin foil hatter in me is alive....

Could it be that the FAA won't give permission because NASA is using the LOHAN tech?

Icon -----> Mine's the 38-extra-extra long in white with the stylish leather straps.

GCHQ: Crypto's great, we're your mate, don't be like that and hate

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Re: Goodwill?

Until those of us who remember their crimes are gone they can beg, whine, scream, threaten or corrupt as much as they like but they will be fighting the population.

Let's not give the powers that be any ideas, shall we? I can see here in the US that the "purge/gulag" mentality is rising. It appears to be that getting way in Blighty, also. Not too many countries that aren't pushing things that direction in the name of "security".

Final Euro Parliament vote on passenger name records delayed

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Re: Welcome to the 1950's...again.

Add a heavy dose of Hoover pulling strings in the background.

Romanian ATM hacker exploits vulnerability in FENCE, escapes jail

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Re: Hacking fence

Well I guess this could be called a targeted attack... Now I wonder where they got the tool to cut the fence?

US slaps trade ban on ZTE over Iran links

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<scratches head> What the hell? I can see forbidding US companies to do business with them and banning the import into the US but that's about it. The article isn't that clear on what the sanctions are.

Blah Blah blah ... I don't care! To hell with your tech marketing bull

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Re: DevOps

Well.... DevOps was my "answer". We've been playing Agile with the usual stand-ups even though I'm 250 miles from the main office. I was told to get on a plane for last Friday's stand-up. Did it and in walked some dweeb with a projector and laptop and started extoling DevOps.

After 10 minutes I headed for the door. The boss stopped me and asked where I was going... "To HR" I replied. "I've decided to retire..". "When?" she said. "In about 15 minutes." says I. I had a nice chat with HR and this morning at home I got a call from the Boss... "come back.... DevOps won't apply to your office.".

Meh... 401k is good. Retirement payout plan is good. Social Security is good. Now why should I go back?

Alice, Bob and Verity, too. Yeah, everybody's got a story, pal

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Re: Don't forget the rest of the staff

But what of Mary Lou? <plays heavy organ music><screen fades to black>

Bill Clinton killed off internet taxes, says Australian politician

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Facepalm

Should we take up a collection and start buying politicians a clue? The catch is, there's more politicians than what we probably could collect and they they'd turn around toss the clue into the trash.

Flying blind: F-35's radar software fails in the air

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Nuke it....

The plane or planes, the contractor, the government people involved in buying this, etc. Just nuke it. What a POS it's been from the start.

Bungling Seagate staffer leaked coworkers' social security numbers, other info to email fraudsters

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I'm guessing it was some lowly clerk in HR or Payroll who had access to that info. Probably got fired. It's pity that the firings won't go up the corporate food chain over these types of things as there is obviously no training. And obviously some atmosphere of fear that no one bothered to check with a higher up if this would be kosher.

Yelp-for-people app Peeple is back – so we rated Julia, its cofounder

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A Dollar a Day for a "Truth License"

I'm still not sure what that means but it smells like a bit of blackmail money. Pay the money and you can delete (maybe) or at least find out who's stalking/bad-mouthing/etc. you.

The sad part is, there will be people paying those scum* just to see who is bad mouthing them or praising them.

*I used to think pond scum was the lowest form of life... but this is lower.

Alien studs on dwarf's erection baffle boffins

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Re: Hmmm..

Hmm.. interesting concept. The crater seems round indicating a direct hit where I'd think an angled hit would leave an oblong crater. Unless it hit and displaced something under the surface upwards.

Maybe it was a "trough and through"? Hit the other side and started to come out this side but left a mountain?

'You've been hacked, pay up' ... Ransomware forces your PC to read out a hostage note

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Re: One way to scupper ransomware

"Pain is weakness leaving the body" -- Boot Camp Drill Sargent

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Re: "Eastern Europeans go free"

Can anyone here cache a small Czech?

Hacker 'Guccifer' extradited to US

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Re: Prison time?

Are you sure they don't already? Some of the crap floating around this election season here in States makes me wonder.

India challenges US visa price hike at World Trade Organisation

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Re: I thought that the USA was highly in favour of Free Trade in every form?

Nah... not about free trade.. the government wants a piece of the action and a cut for this. I doubt the processing costs have doubled so they're following the lead set by business... increasing income without increasing cost.

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Pot meet Kettle

Indian technology companies have complained long and loud about the cost of H1-B visas, arguing that they need to bring workers from India to the USA to grow their businesses. US businesses retort that Indian companies could hire locals with comparable skills, but prefer to import people who they pay lower wages.

So India complains that they need to put workers in US companies that need to "grow". And the US says the Indians could hire local US residents. Hmm... maybe the US companies ought to just cut out the middle man and hire workers from the US? Oh wait.. still cheaper to import... profit... all that.

E-borders will be eight years late and cost more than £1bn

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Re: The system was working ...

Raytheon isn't British though. It's 'Merican according to the web. For a true British system, they'd best hire BAE.

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Re: read a passport and check it against a database for only £10 Million...

If you think about it, isn't that exactly what FB, Google and their ilk do? Let zillions of devices connect, process lots and lots of personal information in real time and provide "solutions" which in their case are ads. Change out "ads" there to "allow/deny entry" and you have the same thing.

Maybe the wrong companies are bidding for this. Maybe FB should? They could then tie all this info together, push some more ads and profit!

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Re: How is it possible that nothing is ever delivered?

<sarc> Does it even have work? Think about it. It's security theatre. All they need to say that this is in place and everyone is safer now. </sarc>

NSW mulls privacy invasion laws

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Why would it? And why would any of the 5-eyes activities fall under this? I suspect it's more eyewash for the masses.

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So if someone attacks a company's computers and relieves them of personal data, would this fall under the "recklessly" part?

Oracle support sackings and 'consolidation' almost complete

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That they would say this...

Oracle's represented the closure of in-country phone support as a consolidation that will enable better support. Support provided by teams in Egypt, Romania, India and the United States.

I would imagine that the US support group is small and getting smaller. The rest are script monkeys at best. This boggles the mind and given the way companies are cutting costs, it's not surprising. I wonder how many customers will now run for another vendor? And that's probably only if there's another vendor who can provide support and/or a compatible product to transition to.

Norman Conquest, King Edward, cyber pathogen and illegal gambling all emerge in Apple v FBI

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Re: Seems to me that short term memory is at fault.

They might very well be incompetent in this case. However, instead of stupidity, let's consider "forethought".

It's been mentioned that one of the conditions is that the iCloud password NOT be reset for Apple to be able to help. Suddenly we have a phone in a well-publicized case that had it's iCloud password reset. No real answers but fingers pointed at different people... the FBI, the County office where he worked, and the local cops have all had the finger pointed at them for resetting the password. This is perfect case (due to publicity and well... terrorism) for them to push the envelope.

I'm guessing they know full well that there's nothing of value on that phone and that this is a test case to see how far they can push the envelope.

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Re: Some very authoritarian arguments and assumptions in play here.

Of all the arguments I've heard, both for Apple and for the FBI's case, you've said it best. Governments by nature are corrupted by the power they hold. Originally, in some countries, this power was granted with restrictions by the citizens. But as always, the power corrupts.

Electrified bird bum bomb shuts down US nuclear power plant

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Then truly, shite happens. So would this have properly been called a brown-out*?

*Yes, bird crap is usually white... but literary license? Dispensation?

French parliament votes to jail tech execs who refuse to decrypt data

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I guess the French are leading the way here.....

And much to the glee of the US, UK, et al as they will soon all follow suit and point out that the French did it first and it's a good thing.....

Fifth time's the charm as SpaceX pops satellite into orbit

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Re: "How are we going to get to the Moon if we can't talk between two buildings?"

And here I was just being fat, dumb, and happy that Musk is still trying to land the thing. I guess I should clammer for a full 360 degree live feed video with surround sound.. and of course, since it's Friday, a free beer.

You're fired! No – you're acquired! Reality TV hits Silicon Valley startups

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So maybe the bigger plan is follow Trump's lead and run for President in the future? Hell, if Mama June or one of the Kartrashians ran, they might just get elected since they are "known".

No more Nookie for Blighty as Barnes & Noble pulls out

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I've come to prefer them over paper books for pure convenience, even though I still buy books because I like books,

I tend to go the other way. I prefer the paper and given the way the market is, ebooks have a habit of disappearing or changing formats. I want my reading material to be mine, not some profit based company that's renting me the book for only as long as they are in business.

I note from the article that hard copy sales are up but the ebooks business is what's killing them. It makes me think that there's a lot of folks who feel the way I do...

Machismo is ruining the tech industry for all of us. Equally

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Re: Stackoverflow.com

They do seem to be the exception rather than the rule. Machismo seems to really come out in forums and sites that have anonymous posters. For example, too many of Linux forums are really abusive to newbies. Part of knowledge is knowing that you don't know and asking questions. The abusive types seem to think that they discovered all knowledge and through some cosmic quirk, everyone else suddenly has that same level.

I've found that to ask usually takes more balls than to blast someone for not knowing. Want to be a human being... help instead of toasting everyone in sight. There's more power in sharing knowledge than lambasting.

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Re: who/what you define as your opponent

It will, however, respect the threatened application of a large hammer. If it doesn't respect the hammer, it loses.

Brit firm unleashes drone-busting net cannon

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Re: RB-211

I thought the problem was that they were supposed to be using un-frozen chickens.... I'll get my coat...

Outsourced Virgin Media techies botched this infosec bod's Poodle fix

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Re: did not meet our usual high standards

Maybe your standards but probably not Hannibal Lector's standards. But only with fava beans and chianti.

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My observation is that his not unique but seems to be worldwide. The telcos I've had issues with here in the States required some screaming, choice words, and several calls to get to someone who had some knowledge, i.e.: someone in country, at tier2 or higher, and not a script monkey with a language barrier problem.

If NatWest texts you about online banking fraud, don't click the link

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Re: Spoofing Numbers

No one in States touches that group either. I keep hoping a drone mission will be ordered. A couple of Hellfires ought to solve the problem quickly. Then again, maybe not.... <sigh>

SpaceX Falcon 9 set yet again to soar aloft

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Re: Oops...

Latest Tweet makes mention that it hit hard on landing....

Everything bad in the world can be traced to crap Wi-Fi

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Re: Just noticed that your pic.....

And here, I was thinking: "Is that Devo?"

How the FBI will lose its iPhone fight, thanks to 'West Coast Law'

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@Marketing Hack -- Re: "Law can't defy science."

If someone followed the money, they would probably find that the FDA is following the advice(?) of the pharmaceutical companies.

At one point, the DEA was investigating doctors for prescribing habits and pharmacies for distributing. Some patients were flagged as "taking too many"... like they knew the pain level. I think the DEA still monitors but isn't as active in this as they once were.

And let's not get me started on the Medicare stance that artificial limbs are a luxury item....

Logic? Yeah.. Logic and government. Damn near an oxymoron.

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Re: ignoring privacy routinely ever since 9/11

Actually, the FBI has been investigating and destroying privacy for many decades. Go back an look at Hoover and McCarthy and the crap they pulled. The NSA lads are amateurs next to those two. And Hoover's history well after McCarthy was gone. Anybody and everybody was fair game to his mind. I shudder to think where we'd be now if there had been an NSA and an Internet with him around.

Essex cop abused police IT systems to snoop on his in-laws

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Re: Take him out behind the barn ...

[0] I, personally, have never actually beaten on an animal. Not even dumb-shit humans. Even though I've been tempted ...

It's only momentarily satisfying but it also gets your name in the papers and not in good manner, usually.

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Re: >Search for information on a man dating his wife's mother.

I'd probably buy him a dinner and a drink and see if he's actually loony enough to deal with M-I-L.

Facebook can block folks using pseudonyms in Germany – court

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Re: Censorship and the Great Firewall

It seems rather murky at best just like the tax thing they and other are running into. FB is US, the servers for Germany apparently are in Ireland. Three countries' laws... who's applies? I think most of us would agree to the local country where the services are used. But...BS politics and chest thumping take precedence.

Actual pirates hack shipping biz servers to pinpoint vessels carrying precious booty

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Re: Golden age of piracy

But knowing where the "valuables" are gets them a bonus. Maybe a Ferrari for the bossman, or additional monies from the cargo owner.

India to educate 60 million more village homes about tech

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Re: Even cheaper call centres?

Not sure why you got DV'd... but I'm wondering if this training will ease the employee shortage of the Microsoft Support Group's "You have a virus" Call Center.?

Amazon kills fondleslab file encryption with latest Fire OS update

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Re: Dont ever

I'll do the obligatory... This includes Windows 10 then.

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Facepalm

See icon.... that is all.

Good eye, Hubble! Space 'scope spots furthest-ever object

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Re: Hubble is old enough to rent a car

I thought I read that the Hubble wouldn't fit in the X-37. Great idea if it could..

Facebook: A new command and control HQ for mobile malware

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Just one more reason to stay away from Farcebook then. Crikey.....