* Posts by Mark 85

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US nuke arsenal runs on 1970s IBM 'puter waving 8-inch floppies

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Joke

Re: Programming skills .NE. programming languages

or ExpertSexChange and rely on others to give you a solution

I'd use experts-exchange from work and not the one you gave.....

123-reg email goes TITSUP

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I'm surprised there's still customers hanging in there with them. Unless they're on an ironclad contract of sort, that is.

Microsoft's Windows Phone folly costs it another billion dollars

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Re: Probably cheaper

It's obviously not about "cheaper" but about the write-offs for tax purposes. Buy the company.... write-off. Wind down products and employees.. write-off. Losses instead of profit in the middle of all this.. write-off. Sell it off at a loss... write-off.

I'm kinda' wishing (in an evil way) they'd do this with Windows 10.

Bearded Baron Shugs hired by Gov.uk to get down with the kids

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Apprentices or Interns?

I suspect this is just some PR babble.

Apprentices, historically, are those learning a craft or trade and then progress up the ranks to journeyman and then master. I see or know of no program to create "journeymen" or "master" assistant admins or MS Word Wranglers.

Interns on the other hand are probably what they should be called. Low pay for the learning/work experience usually part-time or for a limited time while the intern continues their education or can use the experience gained for a higher level position.

Thai bloke battles jumbo python in toilet todger thriller

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Re: Is it just me, or...

And it's also part of the name of one of our favorite comedy teams.... "It's just a flesh wound!"

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Pint

Re: Hang on....

Presumably, if the python thought the prey in this case sufficiently small and already dead...

Well played sir. Have an upvote and a pint..

Foxconn mechanises workforce

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So with the reduction in labor costs will the prices of the products they make go down? Oh.. wait.. the profits go up. Nevermind.

Microsoft force-feeds Win10

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Re: @Microsoft

there aren't alternatives but because corporate users will simply not retrain their personal or put themselves in a position where there is not an ample supply of labor that has familiarity with alternative application software.

Then the corporates and their employees are all screwed because they will need training. Everyone who I've talked to says it does take a lot of re-thinking about how to do things.

Goats boost solar power

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Re: Weed whacker is more eco

Then the solution is simple... kill all the goats, sheep, cows, people. The grass and flowers can take over.

Hate Windows 10? Microsoft's given you 'Insider' powers anyway

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Re: Just lost 10 hours this week already...

I'm still waiting for some pissed-off lawyer who PC got upgraded to 10 and trashed it. Then possibly a class-action suit. I suspect that's what it will take...

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Perhaps if they had done this sooner then there wouldn't be such apathy from long time sufferers.

Possibly but then they started ramming it down everyone's throats even before it was actually "ready'. And the telemetry... Instead of apathy there might be real anger.

Troll seeks toll because iPhones work

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Re: Cheapest answer

Perhaps that's the best answer... patent troll attorneys start ending up in a carpet rolls in the woods and the lawsuits might just stop... Then again, there's greed and there's lawyers... together they might just think the risk is worth it.

Want a better password? Pretend you eat kale. We won't tell anyone

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Re: Passwords are irrelevant when resetting them is an insecure process

I've seen that on a couple of sites. What they appear to be doing is grabbing info from a credit report as they have answers for things like: "where do you live" that are places I've never lived but the ex-wife did. Yeah... she tagged my identity a couple of times and it took some real screaming at the credit report people to get it fixed. But they still show up from time to time.

Color me pissed off... So pissed off in fact, I've gone back to those sites and demanded they cancel my account and remove all information on me or the lawyers will be knocking at their door. Get pissed enough and firm enough and they can and will remove you.

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Re: +10

Not why that got downvoted... maybe it was Jerry Lewis fan?

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^^^ Upvotes... Why go after Joe when you can get all the Johns, Joes, Eds, etc.by going after a system.

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Re: If only you could type commands and have each output to the next...

But some are after the higher hanging fruit because it's likely to be juicier.

Or maybe the higher hanging fruit is less juicy and just more paranoid.

DMA Locker: One time joke, now next big ransomware threat

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So...

Will Malwarebytes catch this and kill it? I find it funny that AV shops report this stuff but never say if they can stop it.

Coders crack Oculus DRM in 24 hours, open door to mass piracy

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@Voyna i Mor -- Re: Why would they? - I guess that the droid boy is more prudish than we thought.

Zuckerberg wants world domination, for starters.

There it is in a nutshell. I trust everyone remembers his statements about how he views his company "users".. err... "product". Nothing but scorn because they will give him everything. Meantime, he has a large wall of privacy around him.

Personally, I won't use or buy anything from a company FB owns if for no other reasons than a) his attitudes towards everyone else and b) I don't want to be snooped and monetized.

Guccifer fesses up to Clinton hacks

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Re: Lesser of two evils

Not the FBI. Given the politics this year, the Republican Party should probably be paying him.

Safety, pah! Digital Dukes of Hazzard have robot cars powersliding

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Re: But...

That's coming, along with the orange paint and the Confederate flag but probably not until they build a couple of jumps in the track.

US Telecom beats up FCC over investment

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Holland highlights an FCC decision from a decade ago, when it forced incumbent local exchanges to open up their networks and allow competitors to use them.

Errrr.. yeah.. And where all those "incumbent local exchanges" now? I do believe they have been sucked up because they were successful.

This whole thing by the Telcos smacks of "our idea of competition is to be the only competitor". In drag racing that's a bye-run...

Shakes on a plane: How dangerous is turbulence?

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Pint

Wing Flex and Turbulance

Back in my military days, the 707 was the plane for travel in the US. The wings flexed a lot. Was on a flight and the grandma type next the window expressed concern that the wings were "flapping". I told her my uncle helped design this plane. He was a helluva designer but couldnt't draw too well and anyway, the wings are designed to do that. By flapping we get to go another 50 miles an hour faster... She kept the puzzled look on her face until we landed but didn't bring up the wings flapping.

Beer, the drink for flying... ------------------>

Great Wall of Minecraft

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Well, color me surprised at this. I wonder what they're doing to "tailor it" beside language?

US government publishes drone best practices

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Flame

Re: Where's the section on launching missiles?

Well, that's good then. That means I can keep my ground-to-air missiles for home defense and privacy assurance.

Icon- Launch signature of missile.

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I guess then that Google can do a Google Drone View? Using something vague like "in depth mapping down to the square meter"?

Google building firebombed

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Mushroom

Did someone not like the car coming down their street and taking pictures of their house? Kids? Maybe some illegal activity like a drug deal on the front porch? Or just someone who is pissed off by being tracked for advertising?

Oh wait... someone's wife saw ads on hubby's computer based on the sites hubby had been visiting.... Icon for wife's reaction...

Sky! Blue!, Oceans! Wet!, Yahoo! Overvalued!

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Maybe they (Yahoo) need to rip off the golden parachutes. I wonder how much the entire board gets if it's sold? Surely the buyer doesn't want to pay for everyone's parachute over and above the value of the company? Even at the rumored bid prices, I suspect it's just a tad (read as: way over) over valued.

Oculus backtracks on open software promise

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Maybe it's me... are they a hardware company or a software/game company? Or trying to be both with a walled garden? Seems that locking out other people's games or hardware is sure way to fail these days especially if one or the other (hardware or game) is just crap.

The "new" and "shiny" that spur early buyers wears off real fast when crap is involved.

China caught astroturfing social networks

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Re: Will they carry out a similar study ...

So when is the next revision of "The Little Red Book" due out? I'll assume that MAGNANIMOUS GLORIOUS LEADER is title, not name. So minimal change then?

Hacked in a public space? Thanks, HTTPS

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@sux2bu -- Re: Corporate networks decrypt SSL

Two things to remember. Never underestimate the power of a stupid voter and just as important, PEBKAC! (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

Exactly. If you walked up to the average person sitting in a coffee shop with their laptop and asked them if they had the padlock on the URL bar, most will give you a blank look. They have no clue what it means or do they have a clue what a MitM attack is. I suspect that if the average user did have a clue, they wouldn't use their laptop in the coffee shop. Or, they would be using VPN, etc. Most don't even know the first thing about VPN, like what it means.

Being an IT trainer is like performing the bullet-catching trick

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Re: AND a better picture...

I'm assuming the pic of Dabbsy. Interesting how he metamorphosed due to the time machine....

Airbus to build plane that's even uglier than the A380

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@K - Re: I'm torn between..

See the SR-71 also then... as well as everything else. The museum is well worth the trip.

Republicans threaten to derail internet transition

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Re: past performance predicting potential problems

One of the main fears seems to be that if China gets too much input, they might just require massive web censorship. Same for Russia. I could see where those powers might demand micro-control. For example, a lot of posts and articles here in El Reg wouldn't be allowed.

And the corruption and misuse of funds by the ICANN is a big problem. Really too big to be ignored. It's one thing to buy the office a round of coffee or two but quite another to spent the millions on the unaccounted things.

Mars satellites show remains of massive tsunamis that ravaged Red Planet

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Re: Isn't it time to start thinking in terms of Human Mission Support?

Good surfing though...

Perhaps it would have been 3 Billion years ago... today, it's probably sand surfing. Cowabunga!!!

Congress presents plan to tighten reins on FBI hacking

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Thumb Up

Let's hope it passes... it's steps in the right directions.

Reavers! Google patent would affix pedestrians to car hoods

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Re: And the patent to UN-STICK the pedestrian???

Clothes..? Hit someone in a WalMart parking lot in July and there won't be much in the way of clothing stuck to the car.

Theranos bins two years of test results

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Re: why is Theranos still a thing?

It's not just her, but the whole C-Suite should see some serious jail time. Banishment is basically somewhere below a verbal warning since it's industry specific. I wonder how many patients got the wrong treatment or no treatment based on their "test results" and died. This is beyond a mere travesty.

Anon attack Turkish hospital

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Re: Smells like a Joe Job to me

You're assuming then that Anon is filled with members old enough to know what a Joe Job is?

Would we want to regenerate brains of patients who are clinically dead?

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Pint

Re: Obligatory Princess Bride quote

Miracle Max was the first thing I thought of... Have an upvote and cold one.

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Trollface

Re: And we are doing this on people... why?

Can't use animals.... PETA will be all over any lab that does. OTOH, they won't make a peep if it's tried on humans..

Africa poses for 7,000 snap mosaic

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Re: Extraterrestrial?

Landing lights for the incoming B-Ark.

CIA says it 'accidentally' nuked torture report hard drive

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Great....so who's going to prison for this? At least one person should!!

If anyone does, it'll be some very low level person then again.. probably no one. Hell, Nixon's secretary didn't go to jail for deleting the tapes did she?

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Re: The US government and their agents of the state...

What's it like living in such a corrupt state?

So which non-corrupt country are you living in? Is a non-corrupt state actually possible? We're all screwed no matter where one lives. It's just a matter of time.

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@Robert Helpmann?? -- Re: Yeah, sure, right...

A prosaic way of dealing with this would be to apply Napoleonic justice to all intelligence agencies: they will be assumed guilty until they can prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent.

In one way, we already have this in place here. If any elected official or high ranking department head's lips are moving... they're lying.

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Re: Other copies?

Indeed it did, but only copies of the report and not in the IG's control. Perhaps the Senate might have a few copies also.

Even if the report in all it's unredacted glory along with all the related documents still exists, this still smells like a very bad cover-up. And of course, that very fine Senator from California is making an inquiry into this.... the Senator who doesn't like encryption but loves checking on the rest of us.

I'm not sure who I trust less... NSA, CIA, FBI, or Congress. I think I trust MS a bit more than those 4.

White hats bake TeslaCrypt master key into universal decryptor

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So they handed over the keys to TeslaCrypt... Since these types hate to lose income, I wonder what they're up to? A bigger and better ransomware in the wings?

Electric Babel Fish swims into crowdfunding

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No details yet other than the website hinting that there's an app for a smartphone. Sort of like Siri or Cortana then apparently but it claims "offline". I shudder to think about the memory requirements for this. On the plus side if it works, you can have a conversation but the downside is, you have to give them the other earpiece. Eww....

FTC's Jerk ruling against ex-Napster boss upheld by court

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In some industries, this could lead to no job offer or a firing if found out.

True except in the tech/web world. How about "peeple.com"? Or the history of certain companies twisting and extorting suppliers... MS and the OEM's several decades comes to mind. Maybe he could work for Google to establish a "non-tracking" scheme...

SEC warns cybersecurity is biggest threat to financial system

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Re: Sorry??

From the article, it probably should have been "lack of or incorrect cybersecurity"..... But then again... this is government so who knows. <shrugs> Not I.

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Re: If you store things of value...

The fundamental failure of Government and others in power to understand the basic tenets of the technology that underpins everyday life both amazes and terrifies me. I cannot even pinpoint where the failure starts.

The failure starts with those voting and those elected. We, the electorate, expect our elected officials to have knowledge or to get in touch with those who do have the knowledge. Once upon a time, we also expected our elected officials to be intelligent, able to compromise, and not be the followers of the party line. That's changed. Part of it is myth about the officials knowing, intelligence, etc. The rest, we voters have bought into.

From there, it's a trail of tears to where we are now.