* Posts by Mark 85

12882 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Grim-faced 'naut Malenchenko prepares to return home

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Re: Russian

And here, I was believing that he embodied the mythical steely-eyed, serious rocket man of legend.

Eds off their meds: Does this headline REALLY need to be so astronomically long it can be measured in parsecs?

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Coat

Re: The URL to this comment section..

So they finally identified what Kayne is?

Brexit threatens Cornish pasty's racial purity

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Pint

Re: Heathens!!

Hmm...I thought this was the El Reg comments section. I seemed to have walked in to a college level food fight. I guess the only thing to do is have a beer and watch the flying pastries.

It's not us, it's you: Boffins ditch supercomputers in lust for new materials

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Re: Scratches head

I tried taking quarks - gave me hiccups!

Lucky devil. I got Quark Farts and am now banned from several local establishments.

Google snubs 'dark money' questions at AGM. Shareholder power? Yeah, right

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Re: So he talks about cow farts?

I blew it. You win the Internet. I like that term and from henceforth shall use it as needed.

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Coat

So he talks about cow farts?

“but the fact of the matter is 10 per cent of global warming comes from beef and beef byproducts and the fact that cattle exist.

Maybe someone should address the bullshit instead of the farts.

Icon ---> it's a raincoat as I don't want what's flying from Schmidt to stain my clothes.

Sysadmin 'fesses up to wrecking his former employer's IT systems

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Trollface

Re: 10 years?

The government here takes breaking to a computer system very seriously. The only ones who don't g to jail are the TLA's and certain friendly FLA's. Oh.. and Norks. Can't forget them.

The cynic in me wants to add "and certain OS makers who force crap upgrades".. but that would be a digression.

Australian pre-election leaders' debates take to Facebook, not telly

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"the media of our time"?

Really.. who's time? His? His kids? If this goes, it sets a precedent and many other countries (UK and the US come to mind) will try to follow. Here in the States, quite a few politicians and their astroturfers are hitting FB. I'm thinking not "media of our time" but "lowest common denominator of the electorate". Very scary.

Apple to kill off Mac OS X?

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Re: Noticed this the other day

Seems like it doesn't it? MS has cursed the "X". I guess X-Men will have to change their name also.

One entire US spook base: Yours for $1m+

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Re: Not good coverage...

Hmm... no cell phones. I already like that idea.

Bill Gates cooks up poultry recipe for Africans' paltry existence

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Pint

Re: Teching self-help

Teach a man how to fish and he'll spend all day in a boat drinking beer.

Cold space gas? Sure, supermassive black holes can eat that. Nom, nom, nom

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Alien

Re: ummmm

But they know that the something it eats is cold... and probably not a day old bacon sarnie.

Latest Windows 10 build loves up cloud, banishes 'strange grey bar'

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Coat

Re: All well and good, but

They probably use the Microsoft Tech Support people in India to do the astroturfing when not making calls about the viruses on your computer. Mines the one with the dead phone in the pocket so they can't call me.

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Re: How many average users will use this stuff?

But they will soon enough. OneDrive? Cloudy Office? Pushing your data to their cloud? It's headed there. They don't want you to keep anything on the local PC but instead put it in their cloud so it can be monetized.. either by paying rent or maybe analyzed for ads.

Do try to keep up and also: be afraid. Be very afraid.

AWS blames 'latent bug' for prolonging Sydney EC2 outage

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Re: that spinning flywheel...

From what I've seen, it's either "profit" or "stupidity". Pick 2.

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Re: that spinning flywheel...

That type of system is fairly common. The breakers used are usually the sources of the problem. If they arc on opening and the arc doesn't break quickly, the power does flow back onto the grid. Humidity is not a good thing with those breakers and many times they are outside the main building or in the generator shed where humidity isn't controlled.

OTOH, watching them arc is impressive and spectacular.

McDonald's says bigger fonts cooked up improved profits

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Headmaster

Re: Bigger Fonts?

Well, you stole the French and added a "u". We merely gave you the "u" back.

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Devil

Re: Happy Meal

Don't order Chitterlings here in the States then... not quite a Rectum Burger....

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therefore make it more fun to buy food at McDonalds.

I somehow don't make the connection of fun, food, and McDonalds... It just seems like at best 2 out 3 is possible. Unless you're 5 years old and get a fun meal... maybe.

Oooooklahoma! Where the cops can stop and empty your bank cards – on just a hunch

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The USA has long been off my potential holiday list.

Hell, almost all of the USA is off my travel list and I live here. Between TSA, police thuggery, and general idiocy by the populace, I just stay close (within a couple hundred miles) to home.

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Basically, it was a knee-jerk reaction to the declared "War on Drugs". Gave the police a excuse to seize and repurpose ill-gotten goods. Might be fine if they busted a drug dealer and used his car and money for some good. But, like anything, it quickly became abused and used by police departments as a revenue stream.

I really wish politicians would stop and think before they just toss laws on the books. But then, that requires them to think, use logic, and other things like ethics that are unknown to most of them.

Sophos U-turns on lack of .bat file blocking after El Reg intervenes

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WS1000 appliance was able to download .bat files, an old Windows file extension

Really? I remember them in DOS along with using .sys files. Where's the old geezer icon when you need it...

If The Register made reality music TV, this is what it would look like

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Pint

Re: Sir

We best notify Fox News and CNN.. there's an election scandal brewing here. We'll let them argue if this a conspiracy by the right or the left while the rest of us go have a beer.

Time Warner Cable, you've 'earned your miserable reputation' – NY Attorney General

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Holmes

Funny thing how this now comes out AFTER the merger was approved... But still, it's a "no-shit Sherlock" moment on why they have the reputation they do.

Apple App Store adds ads

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Uh-oh... that was one of Apple's big selling points to the walled garden... no ads. Could this be the tip of the iceberg coming at the users? And here, we (family) were thinking of dumping our Win boxes for Apple... Well.. some of us. I'm holding out and testing Linux.

Your comms metadata is super-revealing but the law doesn't protect it

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The sticky bit is the "third party".... are these advertisers by per chance? Partners (i.e. more advertisers)? If come to El Reg, I don't give HP any info, but they're a third party and dropping cookies, etc., probably picking up my IP, and any other data they can scrape.

Bing web searches may reveal you have cancer (so, er, don't use Bing?)

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I'm curious why they would even try to correlate this unless there's maybe a market with either health insurance companies or drug companies. Just peculiar...

Yahoo!'s $1bn! for! patents!

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A pity there's not an elephant graveyard type of place on the web for companies like Yahoo, AOL, MySpace.

Fiber optic cables prove eyes of glass squids are like invisibility cloaks

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Next step is a Cloak of Invisibility +5????

Why everyone* hates Salesforce's Marc Benioff

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Re: Huh?! This is about PEOPLE - not technology!

Funny thing... for the most part, too much of media has ignored his use of the visas and overseas manufacturing. Yet, he's bullish on jobs here. Go figure.

Let the downvotes from the Trumpties commence. I'm neither a lefty nor a rightie but dead center and see the stupidity and the rationality on both sides of the fence. In this case, it's more of hiding the truth.

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Re: So close

Most of us would agree, up to a point, that those are not the problem. Or rather those professions could stand to gain some ethics and lose some members.

Deeper down in the article is problem. IF driverless cars are the future, what jobs will be lost.. besides cab drivers? Will cars only become rentals and not privately owned? Becoming rentals will kill off a lot of businesses pretty quick such as tire shops. repair shops, etc. since corporates (the rental cars) usually contract with one company. Auto accessories? They're gone as what's the point of putting something personal into a rental?

Is tech bad? Not in itself. It's the application of the tech and how it affects people. It's a very mixed bag of blessings and curses.

Brit Olympian defies Zika with frozen man oysters

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Re: Simple solution

Indeed and speaking of "ponds", the bay they are using for the sailing, rowing competitions is so polluted that there's been warnings issued over it. I'm surprised they're even holding the Olympics and ParaOlympics there.

And then there's the political issues going on with the President allegedly being impeached but not much happening from their Parliament on this and people taking to the streets on a regular basis.

Obviously a bunch of palms have been greased.

Microsoft's mobile device management meltdown

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Re: What really happened

Ah.. That's good that was the problem. Here, I was thinking they repurposed the server to handle the demand from all the users wanting Windows 10. My faith in humanity (not MS however) is restored.

Cyber burglars love to pillage Euro businesses they've pwned before

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Black Helicopters

Because hackers ALWAYS wear balaclavas. And use tablets wearing gloves...

Next up.. laws about using a computer or tablet while wearing balaclavas and gloves. I just hope no legislator or one of their aides reads these comments....

Do you have a 'co-working mindset' and 'ephemerally involve others' in work?

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I tend to think this is more for the PHB's... err... leadership team, yeah.. that's right term.. then for the worker bees.

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Meh

Re: I'll add it onto the to-do list

Yep, bolting on extra toys is the sign that a software company has run out of ideas.

Yeah but if you read the MS spiels on this stuff it's such a high grade of fertilizer and in such quantity that it will grow corn to immense heights when planted on bare rock. I need some mind bleach and lie down after reading it.

Firefox 48 beta brings 'largest change ever' thanks to 'Electrolysis'

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Re: "We have all the knobs"

So the knobs now have knobs then?

Digital ad biz is fraudulent by design, complain big brands

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Re: Video ads not seen by a human...

A recent article here on El Reg talked about the lawsuit against AdSense... seems they were putting ads on parked domains and 404 pages where no one would ever see them but then charging for doing so. (Ok.. allegedly doing so...)

Singapore.gov bans Net

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Re: There are other benefits though...

It will if they don't put Solitaire on them. Around here, all the county offices don't allow web browsing but the computers do have Solitaire. Pretty obvious from the green glow of the monitor on people's faces.

Calgary uni pays ransomware criminals $20k for its files back

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Re: I hate to say this, but aren't most Uni documents just re-hashes

Or do you want to be the one to tell the Vice Chancellor that the reservation for his Xmas party can't be recovered?

There will be grave consequences for this.. very grave.

MPs pass new UK spy law

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Re: Airstrip One has no choice but to comply.

It will, however, give a green light to our CongressCritters since we now have to catch up the UK. I'm expecting a new outburst of surveillance legislation from the likes of Feinstein in 5.....4.....3.....

FBI tries again to get warrantless access to your browser history

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Fear not, FBI, NSA, etc.... there's hope on the horizon. Once the UK formalizes the Snooper's Charter, the Congress will figure if it's good the Brits, then it's good for us. Patience Grasshopper.

Since it passed the House of Commons, I'm gathering it may just pass the Lords?

Post-Safe Harbor: Adobe fined for shipping personal info to the US 'without any legal basis'

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So this only applies to companies? It would be interesting if they could prosecute and/or fine miscreants*.

*Miscreants other than some companies and the 5-eyes, that is.

US military tests massive GPS jamming weapon over California

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Could they have picked a more crowded bit airspace for this? I'm in southern Oregon right under the major north/south air corridor between Portland/Seattle and the major southern California airports. While outside much of the day, I noticed I wasn't seeing the normal air traffic. But then.... we don't always get contrails over head here.

Here's hoping there won't be any major or even minor air incidents. If there are, I'm sure the authorities here will blame.. "ya' know.. terrorists".

Q: Is it wrong to dress as a crusader for an England match?

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Re: I must come from a different planet?

I don't see any problem dressing as a "Crusader". Unless of course, one is going to certain Islamic run countries/territories. They still are pissed and use the term rather derisively.

Microsoft waltzes users through Azure by killing VM conversion tool

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Re: Why to never trust Microsoft

There's only 97 reasons? Or is this just #97 on the list that's infinitely long?

Mars One puts 100 Red Planet corpses colonists through fresh tests

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Re: selected from applications sent in by the public

I can think of a few people to send....

I have a few on my list also but only if they are strapped to the outside of the capsule from launch until it lands.

Three Four top Cisco execs leave after being made 'advisors'

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I guess since things are "flat", short term profits mean more than long term goals to Cisco. The downward spiral has started for them.

Midlands tech dynasty SCC bypasses Europe, opens service centre in Vietnam

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Greedy, bottom-line-obsessed fuckwits.

Can you name one company that isn't this? I can't. I daresay most corporate directors would sell their mothers if improved the bottom line.

MtGox collapse victims now picked off by phishing vultures

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Re: Users don't help themselves.

Even if it did display the extension, there's a lot of users who remember zipfiles that were ".exe" to auto un-zip. But yes, MS has not helped anyone, ever, by hiding the extensions by default. Assholes.