* Posts by Mark 85

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Hewlett Packard Enterprise to outsource global IT team to CSC borg

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From the looks of it, going to CSC as those memos speak, means the former HP employees will be booted anyway. Per the latest here on El Reg, CSC is dumping more employees.

Merry freakin' Christmas HP employees. I wish you luck or a severance package that will give you some time to find a good place to land.

UK warships to have less firepower than 19th century equivalents as missiles withdrawn

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And therein is the problem. You can knock down all the missiles, aircraft, even cannon shells you want, but unless you can take out the one firing, you won't win.

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Re: Battleships

The best use for battleships these days is to "wave the flag" and also for supporting fire. Back just before the first Gulf War, the Marine commander responsible for landing Marines on the beach in Kuwait mused "Where the hell is my gunline?". Nothing available, nothing planned. If the landing had been opposed even moderately, the Marine landing force would have been mince-meat.

Those ships that have been upgraded can haul and fire an impressive amount of assorted cruise missiles.

I do think that your frigate could use some offensive weaponry as "a good defense begins with a good offense" even if it's just the weapons. It's not the big boys we need to worry about (Russia or China) but the smaller ones that don't have carriers and massive fleets.

NASA discovers mysterious super-fast electrons whizzing above Earth

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Re: Amazing there's still things to surprise us

The two best words in science: "That's interesting.". They usually lead to some new understanding.

Adobe fined a whole million dollars for 2013 mega-breach

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@Adam 52 -- Re: Less than $2 per user?

Nice idea, but reality says the company will request that all the cases be rolled into a single class action suit. Result will still be the same... lawyers make their money, the compensation to the individual is zilch. The other problem is most folks won't bother due to the time and costs involved.

IBM offers Trump its ideas to Make America Great Again

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Pushing IoT and "intelligent things" she is.

Just no... never... There's enough security holes and nightmares as it is. Why make more?

UK Home Secretary signs off on Lauri Love's extradition to US

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Well said. Part of the problem is as you point out... it's a one sided extradition treaty.

Some toss "human rights" about in a one-sided lump but let's take, say China. If China said "we'll prosecute and punish" which is what many believe.. there's either a long harsh sentence of "re-education" or a bullet most likely. I'm pondering that all this will never be satisfactorily resolved until all countries are on the same page as far as crimes and punishment.

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So where's the line on "way too seriously"?

I don't view the choice of target as criteria. Ransomware, data downloading should be taken equally serious. It doesn't matter if it's a script kiddie, a gang of miscreants or any of the various state actors around the world. Maybe I'm wrong.

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Should he be extradited and tried? Is Asperger's a "get out of jail free card"? Did he or did he not break into the computer systems? Does it matter that it's US systems? What if it were another country who's computers he broke (allegedly, of course) into?

I believe anyone who breaks into a computer system should be tried in the country where the computer(s) were/are located. But... I'm curious how others feel as I have no real answers on this. .

'Pavement power' - The bad idea that never seems to die

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Pirate

In this case, I daresay PT was right about "fools" and "money" and also the one "born every minute". They must have had one hell of a sales pitch and maybe a 20 martini lunch when they pitched this.

Icon... because the city got boarded and looted.

Swedish prosecutor finally treks to London to question Julian Assange

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...although recent electoral results suggest he may have won some admirers in the administration too.

Well, the article writer seems to think so. But if Wikileaks ever dumps anything on Trump, I suspect all hell will break loose.

Encrypted email sign-ups instantly double in wake of Trump victory

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Re: What *is* it with email ?

I'm always surprised that nobody's ever used Second Life

How do you know they haven't? Where's my tinfoil hat?

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@Dan 55 -- Re: FUD

Actually, just having NSA running amok should give one pause for thought. The change in the

Administration shouldn't as under Obama, it was conservatives and the right wing signing up. Now the liberals/left wing are signing up. I'm thinking that they felt like Obama wouldn't spy on them. Ha!!!! NSA tags everyone.

I think that "future government" is a myth. The reality is it's here and been here for awhile.

Zuckerberg says just one per cent of news on Facebook is fake

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Re: Can't Be Zuckerberg Saying This.

Does this clown really have any technical proficiency or is he some sort of idiot savant?

The definition of savant: "a learned person, especially a distinguished scientist." You were doing good right up to the last word.

2016 in a nutshell: Boffins break monkeys' backs to turn them into tragic shuffling cyborgs

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Re: Not ethical

Having said that, if this leads to a cure for a range of crippling injuries and diseases, would the guy still be a villain, and would wheelchair bound vegans be refusing to accept a "cure" when the dirty work has already been done?

He probably would still be a villain and it's probable that the research would be considered tainted. Go back to WWII and experiments done on the Jews. For example, there was research into hypothermia that was brutal for the victims but provided a sound database for further study. For decades the results of the testing in the camps was forbidden to be used and understandably so. A little thing called "ethics"...

Mark Zuckerberg is dead – Facebook confirmed

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Thumb Down

This is deplorable at any level

To place fake "remembrance" messages on unsuspecting people's FB pages is truly the lowest thing I've ever heard of especially on Veteran's Day (Remembrance Day). This is just shocking and disgusting. Just goes to show the sick mind of the guy in charge.

Russia shoves antitrust probe into Microsoft after Kaspersky gripes about Windows 10

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Re: Déjà vu

This does smell of the browser wars. History repeating itself?

Angry user demands three site visits to fix email address typos

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Re: Not me, but a colleague ..

Go a step further for remote locations. Take a photo or several. Mark them up with names and make sure they match the labels on the boxen. Afix said photo to the door or even the rack. It makes sorting things out without having to drive there.

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I have the previous IT Manager's PC downstairs. Considering why he's now in jail I think simply nuking the PC may be the wisest choice...

I wouldn't do anything except put some tape over the covers and then sign and date them along with a large label with his/her name and "possible evidence" on it. And put it in a secure location.

Sometimes the LEA's as an afterthought want that PC to be examined and the best thing you can do is hold on to it until there's a trial and it and any appeals are over. Wiping it might be the worse thing for you to do as it's "destroying evidence" in the LEA eyes and you'll have a real headache on your hands.

I've had to do this twice. The first time was an internal fraud and was directed on how to handle it (sealing, labeling, and storing it) and the second was someone doing fraud from home and also, as it turned out, from work. I handled it the same way and luckily I did as a month after the initial arrest, the LEA wanted the boxen.

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Re: So you didn't fix root cause

Exactly, fixing the user is a job for the veterinarian.

Or it's for someone with a Walther PPK and license to "fix" with extreme prejudice. Where's the Mr. Bond icon?

Britain must send its F-35s to Italy for heavy overhauls, decrees US

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Re: Turkey is a godforsaken corrupt shithole

Well, the USA can deliver food hygiene, clean tap water and safe buildings (mostly) - but, as we keep seeing, it can't even design and build complex fighter jets.

Not so sure about that. Clean tap water? What about Flint? Food Hygiene? We keep having recalls on produce and meat. I'll give you the safe buildings (mostly) part. There are signs things are breaking down a bit as infrastructure gets old and no one wants to spend the money. Same for food inspections and quality control of the food supply.

As for complex fighter jets... maybe if the DoD would stop trying to do a "one plane to rule them all" type of thing, and stop adding untested "features" it might have worked out.

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Re: Hypocrites..

I wish the US had reworked the F15 and F16 instead of the POS F35. I do like the F15 personally as there's something about having a fighter so overpowered by its engines that it can stand on it's tail just after takeoff and climb straight up. The F16 and F18 are still great airplanes as is the A10.

But, money and the power of lobbyists talk very well here in the States so we don't get what we need but what some clown wants to sell. Which, they're doing along with what PT Barnum said about "a fool and his money" and "one born every minute".

Top of the bots: This AI isn't a cold, cruel killing machine – it's a pop music hit machine

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I'll say this in support of the AI... got to be better than the likes of Kanye, Bieber, etc... As a plus.. there wouldn't be an stupid articles on their "activities".

Now if they could just program the AI to replace politicians...

Kotkin: Why Trump won

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@Rainer -- Re: @AC It's not "why", it's "how"

Have look here at felons and voting. Many, if not most, states do allow felons to vote either after serving their time or after a period time after release.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felony_disenfranchisement

https://exoffenders.net/felon-voting-rights/ This site further breaks down the various state rules.

Robot solves Rubik's Cubes in 637 milliseconds

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Tech like that might even help balance Western trade deficits if the Chinese don't develop pirate it first...

FTFY

Some! at! Yahoo! knew! about! mega-breach! as! early! as! 2014!

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Re: CEO should be fired

Why isn't she gone yet?

The obvious answer is she has someone on the board, or all of it, by the proverbial short hairs. What she has on them is open to speculation, much like the King Battistelli of the European Patent Office.

EMC publicly denies Fairview borkage involvement

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Re: Who at Dell EMC made this statement?

Right... from someone who registered on the day of the article and made one post. It does have a certain odor to it, doesn't it?

Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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Re: Brexit and Now Trump

It is funny to watch people throw a tantrum as they don`t get what they want.......and this is the next generation.

Lest you forget... the Donald was ready throw a royal hissy fit if he wasn't elected along with lawsuits, etc.

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@mica39

I'm not sure whether to upvote you or downvote you. Yes, the "adults" (both sexes) are rapidly becoming un- or under- educated by the system. Civics and Social Studies as well as in depth History are subjects of the past. They get no broad education in the sense of art, science, or even music. Just pablum and "oh.. you tried so hard, here's a good grade". They live and die by the tweet, the FB post, the Snapchat. They weren't taught to think but to memorize. Critical thinking is a thing of the past.

As for the Pilgrims.. most haven't a clue other than once a year they get a big dinner of turkey, assorted veggies, and football (American).

They only know what they've been told over the years that there's someone to blame for everything and it's not them. They don't know how to think of a solution nor do they want one except in the myth of the American Dream as hard work, thinking, planning and trying new things is foreign as is getting up everyday and going to work.... and being there on-time, and doing a good day's work.

Life is supposed to be on a silver platter because.... they deserve it.

Will it put an end to "holy Americans"? Nope. Will this election change their thinking? Nope.

I do believe that the same type of people who voted "Trump" here in the States, voted for Brexit in the UK. It's not just a US thing....

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Re: And we thought BREXIT was bad

This election has seen a large amount of BS, rhetoric, and anything to get a voter's attention. Trump pulled it off. Now the real question is what will he actually try to change and what will get changed?

Remember, Congress has to get involved and there's a helluva lot of lawyers in the US who'd love to take a case to the Supreme Court, He just can pull a law out of his ass and make it so.

I've heard a lot of BS over the years from politicians wanting to get elected and making a lot of promises and statements. Very little ever seems to happen. We'll see. Luckily, we can toss his ass out in 4 years if he gets too extreme or gets things too screwed up.

As for manufacturing jobs.. they won't come back. That's a pipe dream. No one can force a company to manufacture anything in a place not of the company's choosing. Trump's tariffs... require Congress (and their corporate lobbyist masters) to approve.

Trump's torture support could mean the end of GCHQ-NSA relationship

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Actually, I've been wondering about "intelligence" since the Primaries started. Both were not, shall we say, the best of choices, and this campaign hasn't quite been down to the Tricky Dicky level.... but, I digress.

Enjoy the fallout shelter, I'm headed to my bunker for some peace and quiet. Last night the local neighborhood erupted with fireworks and what sounded very much like automatic weapons fire* when Trump hit the magic number of EC votes.

*I do know the difference betwixt fireworks and automatic weapons fire... I'm thinking it was a modified M-14. Definitely not a AK or an M16.

Tech Trump: Silicon Valley steps into the valley of unhappiness

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Re: The Bull in the China Shop

I tend to agree.. With her, you know what you were getting. With Trump, who really knows? I am of an age to know that campaign rhetoric is just that... "tell the voters what they want to hear", etc.

Trump's taxing problem: The end of 'affordable' iPhones

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Re: I have no problem with gearing back the corrupt H1-B program

While I agree in principle with the H1-B program being corrupt and importing lower quality workers for less money, corporates don't care about anything except the bottom line.

If we look at manufacturing, those jobs (and the plants) were off-shored some time ago and they aren't coming back. The US has lost major skill sets over the years, such as machinists so that won't happen. The corporates decide to offshore IT and those skillsets will soon disappear also.

Follow the money or in this case.. the profit. Where's the most to be made? Higher cost (wages) US or lower wages/cost offshore?

Insecure IoT networks for medical data? Easily fixed, shrugs Arqiva

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"The total cost is significant. It doesn’t scale with the cost of the alternative, which is the human social worker.”

For may people, the social worker home visit is needed to reduce the isolation they already feel. Sorry, IoT isn't going to change things except to isolate even more people from human interaction. Not all families are Rockwell paintings and as one gets older, friends die off.

Japanese cops arrest serial 'foot licker'

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Trollface

Re: That was definitely ..

Or maybe it just tastes bad.... different strokes for different folks and Japan is totally different.

Looking to hire IT staff in St Louis? The talent pool just got a lot bigger

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Re: Taxpayer assistance

It would be nice, but that never happens.

Judge throws out Trump lawyer's demand for poll worker info – because it'll feed Twitter trolls

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Pint

Here's to the judge for upholding the law in spite of pressure.

McDonald's sues Italian city for $20m after being burger-blocked

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Coat

Oh..."tits" not "twits"... Twits are politicians.

FBI's Clinton email comedown confirms it could have killed the story in a canter

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@Steve Davies 3 -- Re: By far the most damage was done by democrat supporters

You have to apply for a postal vote. Bull.... in Oregon it's the way we vote. You register and the ballot comes in the mail. No special request needed.

Also in the US you have to register with a party in order to vote. Again... BS I'm registered as "non-affiliated". All that means is that I can't vote for Presidential candidates in the primaries. Everything else on the ballot, I can vote for.

I get calls from pollsters and the candidate "office" every day.. I just hang up on them. Yeah.. I'm an ass but who I will for vote for is for me to know and NOT them.. secret ballot and all that.

Was IoT DDoS attack just a dry run for election day hijinks?

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Re: Glad for no online voting

Maybe not disruptive to the actual voting and tallying but the reporting to State level and to the media? There's been some speculation that the earlier attacks were testing for something really big by commentards here and other places on this. There's other possible targets besides the US election but disrupting this would be a big deal to whoever organized it.

Chinese chap in the clink for trying to swap US Navy FPGAs with fakes to beat export ban

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Why they would bother trying to get state of the art Xilinx devices I don't know as no company will sell them the advanced litho systems (or the support needed to run 2nd hand machines) they'd need to produce them in China.

A bit (or a lot) of reverse engineering would happen. Once they have the circuits, they could create the chips. It's probable that the chips they produce wouldn't be the same size but then, if it works and does what they want, who cares. They might also just want to see the chips and tech. Once they can sort that out, they're a step closer to making their own.

Hitler's wife's lovely lilac knickers fetch £2,900 at auction

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Paris Hilton

Re: It's Madness I tell you!

Get your knickers down, before the dreaded time!

At least there's no sign her knickers were in a twist....

We're going to have to start making changes or the adults will do it for us

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Re: deep thought there

On trivia.. I note that the first 30 some comments are trivial... about Tabs vs. Spaces.

I believe Trevor is dealing with his inner demons. We all have them. For many of us, we end up doing something useful like IT. There's the few that totally scary and end up as politicians.

Tech support scammers use denial of service bug to hang victims

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Pint

At least you're using your mad skillz for good and not evil. Have fun and a beer for that.

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Trollface

Re: Millennials?

But...but...I was told they had all the answers?

The only ones with the answers have man-buns. The rest... not so much.

CERN also has a particle decelerator – and it’s trying to break physics

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Pint

Re: Breaking physics

Have a cold one for coming up with a "Kim's Bottom". You've just named the particle.

School cyber safety spiel shows smut to 'Strayan students

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Facepalm

"Cyber Safety" program running on unsecured WiFi. And they expected what...? That it would be perfectly secure and safe?

Where's the rolling on the floor, dying of laughter icon?

FBI drops bombshell, and investigation: Clinton still in the clear

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Re: Hatch Act, politically motivated violation of.

Someone in the DOJ said they apply to Comey in this case. Now that he's retracted with the "nothing to see here, ignore what I said last week", he should be charged.

Disclaimer: I dislike both prime candidates equally and the sideshow they've been running and calling it a campaign. The 3rd party candidates are a joke. These are sad and scary times for the Republic.

Twitter trolls are destroying democracy, warn eggheads

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Trolls - living, breathing, people or Bots?

Seems there's been a flurry of reports lately that an awful lot of the political trolling is done by bots. Is this report flawed? Does it matter if it's a human or bot doing the trolling?

Either way, the end result is the same.. anger, hate, name-calling, dissention, and destruction of the process of democracy (or the republic, depending on one's point of view).

Mirai IoT botnet blamed for 'smashing Liberia off the internet'

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re: the point...

Maybe these are live-fire tests. The miscreants are just testing their capabilities and control. Who knows what the real target will be.