* Posts by Mark 85

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Flight 666 lands safely in HEL on Friday the 13th

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Re: And so?

This means what, exactly, in the 21st century?

Possibly that there's still a lot of really tall buildings that don't have a 13th floor. Seems to be the older ones that don't however.

Samsung fans flames of burning Galaxy Note 7 mystery

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Re: Rogue Engineers?

Whew.. I was worried you were going to blame Archibald "Harry" Tuttle.

Just give up: 123456 is still the world's most popular password

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Re: Obvious action, non-obvious why not?

I'd think any 'serious' site would get a respectful "...o..k..a..y, thanks" if they emailed users with "we don't want you to lose your hard-earned money/house/job, and we noticed an insecure password and would you please change that to a better password (and here's how)."

Probably 50% (ok... some % above 1% and less than 99%) of the users would see the email.. assume it's malware and dump the email. Unless of course, you promised them a nudie video of some celeb.

Promising compsci student sold key-logger, infects 16,000 machines, pleads guilty, faces jail

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Re: Another lost opportunity

He might have been bright and intelligent but he wasn't smart. He got caught using his real name, etc. I can see why Department A wouldn't want him. But yeah.. there could have been a plea bargain deal and he could make something worthwhile of his life.

OTOH, the Marines are looking for a few good men with his skills.. maybe a tradeoff...?

Europe mulls treating robots legally as people ... but with kill switches

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Or prevent you from ever pushing that button.

Boffins turn timid mice into psycho killers – by firing lasers into brains

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Devil

Re: Killer Rabbits are next

Wake me when they turn tomatoes into killers.

Trump's cyber-guru Giuliani runs ancient 'easily hackable website'

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Re: Welcome to the New Era

As one who has repeatedly run his head into the brick wall at work.... it's only fun and only feels good when you stop. Obviously the voters here haven't figured this out yet.

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Re: "this Circus of Buffoons providing hilarious entertainment until impeachment. "

Sounds *remarkably* like the stuff that German politicians were saying in (roughly) 1935..

Yep. However The Big T himself has invoked Godwin's law repeatedly in his Tweets/Twits. I guess it's to get us used to the concept.

Microsoft sued by staff traumatized by child sex abuse vids stashed on OneDrive accounts

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@joeaverage -- Re: @palpy

I think you pretty much hit the nail dead center except for one point. My tendency at one point if someone told me to "suck it up" wasn't, shall we say, gentle. I'm calmer now. Less traumatized.

The point I take issue with is that actually, people like what you mention shouldn't be in charge or even near a war-zone. They're the ones who toss lives away and do more harm to their own side. Patton to some degree, was an exception but not completely.

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Re: poor widdle snowflakes... wait, what?

Bob,

I quite agree about MS rifling through the OneDrive files and comms... but there's more to this then porn... murder, violence, extreme child porn.

I do believe there would be some serious mental trauma to anyone viewing it day in and day out. Seeing someone killed in the military is bad enough to push many people into PTSDland. Seeing kids taking the hit is worse, IMO. It's certainly not a job I'd want and I am a combat veteran (Vietnam) who saw my share but not day in and day out like these guys.

Donald Trump will take cybersecurity advice from, um, Rudy Giuliani

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If you look back over the decades, this is how things work... or don't work. They get the guy they want and if he's clueless, he learns buzzwords. I suspect it's not just here in the US but other countries as well.

Maps and alarm clocks best thing about mobes, say normies

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That's not terribly surprising, really. If you asked someone what they liked best about their car, I bet the response "it can transport me from A to B" wouldn't make the list either.

I'd be more inclined to say that many users don't do phone calls. They text only. We have many friends (for some value of "friend") and relatives that will never pick up a call but will grab every text sent and respond. Many of my business acquaintances have noticed the same thing. Perhaps one day, the phone part of the 'smartphone' will just disappear.

Thanks, Obama: NSA to stream raw intelligence into FBI, DEA and pals

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Devil

Re: Intelligence, intelligence, intelligence.....

Re-read the list... those are all oxymorons.

IBM: Hm, medical record security... security... Got it – we need blockchains

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Re: Blockchain is the solution, now what was your problem?

I think the problem is really more simple... IBM needs to sell Watsons. Any port in the storm and all that so blockchain is a "solution". Whether it's a viable solution will remain to be seen.

Oh ALIS, don't keep us waiting: F-35 jet's software 'delayed'

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Re: >Germans tanks were 5 times better

Germany did not, strangely enough, really fully go to a war economy until fairly late in the game,

The German mentality at the beginning of the war did create a lot of problems. They tied fighter production to the number of pilots that could be trained. Thus, no spares. When the air war moved to Europe and Germany, this hurt them badly as they could recover pilots but had no planes for them to use.

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Re: old military wisdom has it ...

I seem to remember Chuck Yeager being an advocate of the F5 as it was Cheap, Rugged and most importantly not a hanger queen.

Yes.. cheap and fairly impressive as it was picked to be the 'aggressor' in the Top Gun type of wargames as it mimicked the flight characteristics of some Russian fighters very well. But it was cheap and thus, not much pork there.

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Re: ALIS?

who the f*** is ALIS?

I thought everyone knew....she owns the restaurant and makes a Thanksgiving Dinner that can't be beat.

Peace-sign selfie fools menaced by fingerprint-harvesting tech

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Re: Fingerprints have their place

The data on the phone has some value, sure, but not enough to encourage someone to commit several serious crimes in order to gain access to it (theft of the phone, hacking charges for unauthorised somputer use, fraud/extortion/other charges for misusing any information gleaned). So for me this particular security versus usability equation comes out on the usability side,

The data on your phone is pretty much useless to probably 99% of the phone thieves. They want the phone to sell on the black/gray market for cash. So your fingerprint is probably all that system needs at this point. IF the crims ever smarten up and figure out they can use your bank details, then the fun and games start.

Now for a really cool micro-drum solo: Boffins chill gizmo below quantum limit

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Re: Very

Interesting question which leads me to this... If we cool down to the point that all the energy is removed, wouldn't all particles in an atom no longer be held apart? In other words, would the atom collapse upon itself and if enough do that, would or could it form a type of black hole?

Crims shut off Ukraine power in wide-ranging anniversary hacks

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Maybe I'm being simplistic here and I realize the problems it would create but unplug those critical infrastructure systems from the Internet. Yes, you'll have to have techs available 24/7 but presumably that would be a private LAN without an Internet connection.

Banks and the like are a problem as they need an Internet connection. But if a system can be disconnected from the Internet, it should be. Emails and attachments are headache I'm not sure can ever be solved except not allowing any email system to ever be attached/connected to a control system.

FBI takes gag out of Cloudflare's mouth after three-year legal battle

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Re: I'd say that the gag was unlawful

I'm a little surprised it's taken this long for someone to challenge the whole NSL

It's lawyers and government and bureaucrats. Re-reading the article gives us that Cloudfare has been fighting this for quite awhile which, given the players involved, would be normal by their standards. I just hope the courts will look at the Constitutional aspects and agree that NSL's do violate the Constitution.

Black horse blacks out: Lloyds Bank website goes down

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I was thinking some new contractor to replace the FTE's tripped in the server room. But I like your reason as it seems more realistic.

US Navy runs into snags with aircraft carrier's electric plane-slingshot

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Re: Other solutions

RATO/JATO bottles have their own set of headaches. Might work, but there's the instant impulse thing when the rocket fires which might be a lot more than the airframe could handle. Aircraft like the C130 (and others) were built for this system and as such the airframe is properly reinforced for those stresses.

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Re: Its all cobblers

We should have catapults (probably steam!) on the new ships... they are bigger than the aircraft carriers we had in the '70s which successfully launched jets from steam catapults... so these must be able to do the same.

The fallacy is in your first statement. These carriers are gas turbine powered, not steam (nuke) powered. No steam, no steam catapults. EMALS would work as it's electric powered however, not allowing the proper space to install it kills that idea. I'm not sure what it would take to rip apart one of your carriers and retrofit EMALS but I'd wager it would be more expensive than just redesigning the carrier and building a new one with EMALS.

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Re: Weapons ready?

Rumor has it that they considered stripping HMS Victory of her 32-pdrs and mounting them. A bit more advanced weaponry than catapults, etc.

New Windows 10 privacy controls: Just a little snooping – or the max

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Re: not got much spam in it

That's one of my biggest gripes with Win10... ads in the OS. That should be just "no. not now. not ever"... If malvertising gets through.. you're screwed. But at more basic level... I buy the OS, so ad should not even be an option or available. Sadly, MS is so greedy, they don't care.

Maybe some of us will do a startup for something like AdBlock for the OS?

Anti-smut law dubs PCs, phones 'pornographic vendor machines', demands internet filters

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Re: Now THAT is worth hacking

Uh.. Bob... you realize these are Repubs trying to push this, right?

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Facepalm

Re: Move along, there's nothing to see.....

Don't hold your breath on that.... It may very well pass given the way things have been going lately. I'm not sure if things are actually getting worse or if the idiots are getting more press coverage since the election. There's a another state pulling a similar stunt.

Some things are just un-frikkin-believable... and this is one of them.

This'll be the next thing Trump crows about: Apple assembling servers on American soil

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Duties and taxes...

If Apple pulls this off, than I can see a lot of businesses riding their coattails. Order components and assemble them here.. no duty, no taxes. As a consumer, I could probably see a case for buying a box of parts (basically a kit) and assembling it at home... I'd save some money on duties and taxes.

Hmmm... maybe.. might just work but not in the way Trump envisions it.

Backpage.com kills adult section, claims government censorship

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US Constitutional Law is a tough problem.....

While many countries have their ways around such things due to no Constitution or no Free Speech amendments, etc. we do. It's been twisted, chewed on, challenged and it still stands. It's also been used to stretch the limits of credibility in some cases.

INAL, but while prostitution (Nevada excepted), child porn/prostitution are illegal, there are those who will argue that advertising is a Free Speech issue and this is a Constitutional problem. It is a corruption of the spirit of the Constitution. I personally think child porn/prostitution producers, distributors, and customers should be shot on sight, there are laws that deal with that. If the act is illegal than so should be advertising it.

Let's go ARM wrestling with an SEO link spammer

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Re: I'll bet the email the Reg received was automated

Certainly they don't have a person reading all the Reg articles looking for ones applicable to their customers.

Maybe not knowingly... but the site developer might and possible he forwarded it as a gag... or it's just another round of Stupid Human Tricks*.

*Apologies for David Letterman.

You have the right to be informed: Write to UK.gov, save El Reg

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Re: Signed.

This country All countries become more vile every day. :-(

FTFY. Sadly, being on the west coast of the USA.. too late for me to sign.

Too much landfill, too little purpose: CES 2017

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All the gadgets and IoS stuff...

Nuke them space along with each company's board and marketing twatdangles. It's the only way to be sure.

Top cop: Strap Wi-Fi jammers to teen web crims as punishment

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Have a downvote. Certain courts in the US were giving young men the option of joining the military or jail back in the Vietnam era. It didn't work out well for the military or for those who ran into these lads after their military time was up. True, there were more than a few who straightened up and flew right. But overall... it didn't work out. The military currently does not accept anyone who's been convicted of a crime.

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Re: Why would this happen-

Marmite if you don't mind. Vegemite is a poor substitute.

It's a punishment... not a reward. Unless I mis-understood about which one is nasty.

Florida Man sues Verizon for $72m – for letting him commit identity theft

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Re: The time has come .......

I don't know how much of this stuff is true, but I'm quite certain some stupid cases like this have been brought, and won, with silly payouts given.

More than a few it seems. One can't put a deadfall on a window that's been used repeatedly for breakins. Homeowners/businesses have been sued because the burglar climbed in through a skylight and the beam/lightfixture/whatever broke and he fell and was hurt. It makes for sad and sometimes mind-boggling reading about some these lawsuits.

Seems to me there was website that carried these some years ago, but I don't know if it's still around.

Could YOU survive a zombie apocalypse? Uni eggheads say you'd last just 100 days

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Re: What an incredibly simplistic mathematical model.

More and more people seem to be infected by Trump Derangement Syndrome, which is worse than Bush Derangement Syndrome or Obama Rainbow Pony Syndrome. Hopefully this will burn itself out or will have to activate the FEMA trailers.

I wouldn't count on it dying out. Both the previous two Syndromes are still running amok... and it seems that the same people are behind them. Hell.. we also still have the Clinton Is Perfect Syndrome* types running around.

*Take your pick on which Clinton is involved.. there's overlap.

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Re: It's the panic that distabilises society

-- people will have to talk to each other instead of being glued to FB etc.

Only if they remember how to do that. With texting, FB, etc.... not much happens in the way of real face to face conversation among certain groups of people. I am continually amazed by the number of people that if I call, they'll say "text me".

FBI let alleged pedo walk free rather than explain how they snared him

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That is possible since the TLA's had a large hand it designing it. Originally, it was to provide secure comms for the government. If I were a tin-foil hat wearer, I'd believe that there's two TOR's... the one everyone uses and another that the government uses.

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Re: 'We...

Trust the FBI? Right... about as far as I can toss them. J. Edgar didn't do their reputation any favors with many of the stunts he pulled but he did set the precedent. LEA's have been pulling this kind of stuff for a long time... and getting away with it. The War on Drugs is a good example also. where the cops planted evidence because they knew the person they planted it on was a bad person.

It's more than a bit scary.

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Re: 'We...

The Bad People don't get put away, and the Bad Things keep happening.

Actually, they don't have to convict or even really get into the trial. The alleged perp has been convicted in the court of public opinion just by being arrested and charged with the offense. The media grabs it and the next thing one knows is that their name is spread nationwide. Any potential employer who Googles them gets the full story. Friends, neighbors, etc. will shun them.

So reality is... they don't need to put them away or try them to ruin the alleged crim.

CES 2017 roundup: The good, the bad, and the frankly bonkers

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Possibly.. and also the makers' marketing and PR departments.

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Internet of Shit on Twitter*

Just wow!!! Unbelievable what's there. I'm hoping Musk will pick me for the Mars trip... one-way is fine as I don't want to be here anymore after seeing some of this crap which, naturally, is "smart" and "you need it". I fear for the future of the human race.

*Just plain jaw-dropping and mind boggling.

Slim pickings by the Biggest Loser: A year of fitness wearables

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Pint

Re: Sorry and Welcome back

I'm going to second this and raise a solemn toast to your father and to you, Alistair.

Switzerland says Uber's an employer, sends social security bill

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If you're in the States and an "employee".. you pay half the social security tax and the employer pays half. If you're a contractor... you pay the full amount. There's is an upper limit on the amount of wages taxed however.

China to Donald Trump: Twitter diplomacy 'undesirable'

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Re: We've got four years of this?

Well... he is pretty pissed off about the new guy running "his" show on TV. Apparently the ratings have dropped and he blames Arnold. I would think that as President-Elect that he has more pressing issues to sort out than a TV show.

What the hell have we got ourselves into... two equally miserable candidates for President and no matter who won, we'd all be irritated as hell with them.

Forget aircraft – now cretins are laser-blinding ferry boat crewmen

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Re: 15 days jail time ?

I'll bet his lawyer plea-bargained the hell out of this... or.. he gave the LEA some info on something else someone did. Just seems too light a sentence when you consider if he flashed an aircraft.

Google nukes ad-blocker AdNauseam, sweeps remains out of Chrome Web Store

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Re: Just use Firefox

I do use Firefox as well as Chrome. Seems Firefox is having "issues" with memory and slowness. I'm hoping for a new build release (I'm using the current one) soon... very soon.

IE is the pits for some of the forums I use as there's a few bugs in IE 11 that won't let it play nice with them.

Google gives up YOUR private data to US govt – but won't hand over its OWN staff personal info

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No age, race, religion, disability, etc. on a W-2. True, they could somehow get the IRS to fill in some of the details but not all. Given it's the government... they want a PowerPoint, basically so they don't have to do the digging themselves.

As others point out.. it's a government contract and Google knew what was expected going in. No BS excuses from them can change that.

Apple's CEO Tim Cook declines invitation to discuss EU tax ruling with Irish parliament

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Re: the committee received a letter this week

It could all just be BS on Cook's/Apple's part. Maybe he has no interest in visiting Ireland... doesn't like the beer?