* Posts by Mark 85

12884 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Nov 2012

Oracle sues its own star sales rep after she wins back $200k in pay fight

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Re: Oracle Corporation

Exactly. Every company I can think of would be tickled and gladly pay for someone exceeding quota by more than 250%. Or does Larry need a new sailboat?

I'm deadly serious about megatunnels, vows Elon Musk

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Re: "Tijuana..."

Wouldn't turning left at Albuquerque make the tunnel end somewhere in Canada? Maybe this is the secret plan to escape?

This goldfish and its steerable robot tank will destroy humanity

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Re: What happens if they put two Goldfish in the tank?

Only if it's a male and female goldfish. It two males, one would ask: "When we stopping for beer?".

President Trump tweets from insecure Android, security boffins roll eyes

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Re: It's quiet... too quiet!

The doomsday clock has been moved to 11:58pm since he came to power.

That's been in work before he took office. Wait for the next update as it could go either way....

Northumbria Uni fined £400K after boffin's bad math gives students a near-killer caffeine high

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Re: Nothing new here

Or maybe thats just my Office...

Or maybe that's just my Office management

FTFY

'Celebgate' nudes thief gets just nine months of porridge

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Alert

Contradictory Information

I note that the FBI reminds us to "protect our data" yet, they want backdoors to encryption. It's not as if the bad guys will ever get the keys to backdoor. I daresay, a phishing scam like what this guy pulled wouldn't work if the data was encrypted properly.

Trump lieutenants 'use private email' for govt work... but who'd make a big deal out of that?

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Pint

Re: Well, if they are using it for official business at the start of the new administration...

Nicely done... have a cold one for that.

President Donald Trump taken on by unlikely foe: Badass park rangers

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Re: Less than a week in the position...

This might be the best thing. Let the government get embroiled infighting, finger pointing, and the blame game and all will be well. Nothing bad can happen. I reference the old saying that "life, liberty, and property are all in jeopardy when Congress is in session.".

On a more serious note, this is just the tip of the iceberg. The US was downrated to a "flawed democracy". Note that this rating happened before Trump took office. It still tells a tale and the latest antics seem to prove it. Maybe gridlock is the best thing for awhile as it might slow the downward spiral we seem to be in with all the protests, in-figihting, etc. going on.

I know I'll get downvoted but hey... Hillary would probably be in a similar situation also but perhaps for other things. I was not a supporter of either of them as I thought they were both the wrong people for the position.

Linux nasty kicks weak, hacked gadgets when they're already down

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So how many infections can the average (for some value of average) "gadget" get before being overloaded with crap? I'd think that unless the new infection overwrote the old one, it wouldn't be too long before the device crashed. Which is maybe the plan by the manufacturers... device crashes, user buys new one.

I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the API key

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Re: Whats the point of an autonomous tractor?

They can even go further. Been awhile since I read it but some of the orchards set sensors for each tree which sends back to the main computer data such as wet/dry (needs irrigation), pH of the soil, Given the data and connections in the orchard, they selectively water trees or go investigate if something is off...

There's a vineyard here locally that has similar equipment but includes motion sensors (for birds) along with cameras to check the vines for health.

Fascinating stuff all in all.

After promising Donald Trump jobs will come home, IBM swings axe

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Re: The last trump?

So, Richard, did you write this just to have yet another article with Trump's name in the headline?

IBM and the MSM did make a big deal about IBM bringing back jobs, etc. Even the visit to Trump was played up by them.

Shocked, I tell you. BT to write off £530m over 'improper' Italian accounts practices

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Re: No prosecutions then?

Did they get their severance bonus? That seems pretty standard amongst the execs.....

We've found a ‘vaccine’ for fake news. Wait! No, we really are Cambridge researchers

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@Big John -- Re: Real fake or fake fake?

So if I read you rightly... you're saying Fox is the only news org not reporting fake news then?

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Re: Real fake or fake fake?

Over here for many years is was Faux News. Now I'm not so sure who's NOT doing fake news.

Make America, wait, what again? US Army may need foreign weapons to keep up

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Big Brother

Re: Fake news!

It's not fake news... it's alternative facts. It's always been alternative facts. Do keep up or you'll end up in Room 101 and no one wants that.

Plump Trump dumps TPP trade pump

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Re: executive order

Part of the Constitution allows disagreement with our elected officials. So criticizing isn't a problem as long as it's rational and promotes discussion. Screaming, rioting, violence, etc. do not promote the free exchange of ideas.

If it weren't permitted, I suspect most of us would be in the Gulag getting re-educated.

Trumping free trade: Say 'King of Bankruptcy' Ross does end up in charge of US commerce

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Re: It's a Great Plan

The fatal flaw is that any manufacturer worth their salt will point to fearless leader and say, "when he moves his clothing company's production to the US, we will too.".

Point of reference is his clothing line is made Vietnam currently. IF he won't, why should anyone else be forced to do it.

UK.gov still drowning in legacy tech because no one's boarding Blighty's £700m data centre Ark

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Re: The problem is...

The Peter Principle.

I think it goes beyond as in government, many are promoted far above their level of incompetence.

Welcome to the Wipe House: President Trump shreds climate change, privacy, LGBT policies on WhiteHouse.gov

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Uh... the US isn't a "democracy". It's a democratic republic. Big difference that most folks seem to ignore.

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So the real citizens are those who think and vote like you? I disagree. I voted not for Clinton or Trump but another. The current system is broken and we really need to open up elected office to something other than the usual political hacks in the "good old boy network" looking for handouts.

Will Trump deliver? Who knows. So far, his choices for Cabinet positions send a very mixed message. Most are from the money/industry side of things and not really outsiders.

I say this as a former Marine who took the oath of service very seriously. It's not about protecting and supporting the "man" in the office, it's about supporting and protecting the Constitution. The Office itself exists because of the Constitution. The man in the Office doesn't merit that support and defense. Never has, never will.

Chevy Bolt electric car came alive, reversed into my workbench, says stunned bloke

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Re: Odd belief

What I remember is the drum brakes getting water in them and the shoes freezing to the drum. And with the pedal on the floor for the "parking brake" (totally different critter than a handbrake), a lot of drivers forget about it.

Deadly Tesla smash probe: No recall needed, says Uncle Sam

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Re: Face it: Humans are lousy drivers

having the brake and gas pedals being at the same level and similar size facilitates heel-and-toe driving so one can brake and shift at the same time.

That works for those of us who have done it and practiced it, usually in a racing environment. Much like power sliding around a curve... Most of the population can't do it.

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Re: Phew, got away with it...

I think it was the F111 that had a "centerline" (or "centerline") on the HUD for the pilot to follow in terrain-following mode. The problem was that the pilots depended on it too much and several were killed when got into a car and drove... and followed the centerline on the road. This could be an urban myth but it was a very common one back in the day.

350,000 Twitter bot sleeper cell betrayed by love of Star Wars and Windows Phone

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Re: The 80:20 rule?

I doubt they will be wiped. Might be set to block anything being sent from them though. Twitter has to play the numbers game like many other sites where the number of "active" (for some value of "active") members is important for advertising revenue.

CIA boss: Make America (a) great (big database of surveillance on citizens, foreigners) again!

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Re: The Phoenix Syndrome

What I'd change is this: America's government and the multinationals who control it is are it's own worst enemy, However, and this is reality... other than LEA's being involved, how is this different than what business is doing to our privacy?

The real test of the new administration and the people will be the next election in 2 years for CongressCritters. Will the Dems return? Will there be a 3rd party that starts moving in? Hell.. the bookies are giving odds on impeachment at this point. There's no telling where this will lead.

Reading the latest, even the Repubs in Congress are having second thoughts about Pompeo and some other Cabinet level officials. I think Congress will need to be the ones to make the TLA's refocus their missions and reasons for existence. However, given the nature of many of those in Congress, they haven't a clue.

Both candidates for President made me fear for the future of the Republic. Until the corporates, Wall Street, and the TLA's are reined in, I'll still fear for the Republic.

Ultimately, it will be the people that will decide. Just how they decide to act remains to be seen.

The rise, fall, and rise (again) of Microsoft's killer People feature

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Re: Talking to people at the computer

I would suspect that this also will give them more "telemetry" for targeting ads.... both to you and to your contacts.

IT team sent dirt file to Police as they all bailed from abusive workplace

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@Sir Runcible Spoon -- Re: Fuck You fund

I'm glad you brought this up and beat me to it. That is a lesson any contracted person should know. Start the new assignment and scrimp/save whatever it takes. If the job suddenly terminates or the environment is bad... go for the door. Don't hesitate.

Decades ago I did contracting and all the contracting companies were keen to tell anyone they hired about this. It's a necessary survival skill and gives one the freedom to follow their conscience when they get into a bad situation.

Facebook bans Russia's RT ahead of Trump's Inauguration Day (then changes its mind)

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Re: Not the first time

DMCA law along with FB, Google and few others (MS included) needs an overhaul. It's unfit for purpose.

FTFY

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Re: "The Register has tackled these pressures by moving away from display advertising...

Probably whatever data you give them in those surveys El Reg asks us to take. The questions should give you a clue about what they will know.

Operator of DDoS protection service named as Mirai author

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In IT we're not paranoid, we're pronoid. Or at least we should be.

Assange reverse-ferrets on promise to fly to US post-Manning clemency

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Re: What Was Really Offered?

And therein is the problem. If the States would even let him into the country, how the hell is he going to get past the UK police and courts?

Britain collects new naval tanker a mere 18 months late

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Devil

Re: Maggy what have we done...

If one shouts too much about history and who used to own what and how that should all be put back, you'd also implicitly be supporting a Chinese invasion of Taiwan, the restoration of bits of Germany and Russia to Polish administration, you'd be raising question marks over whether the Alsace should be French or German, whether Ceuta should be Spanish or Moroccan, the return of Alaska to Russian administration on its way to independence, etc.

On the other hand, the US would have to be divided up by England, France, and Spain. Hmm... do you guys really want us back?

Zuck off: Facebook's big kahuna sues Hawaiians to kick 'em off their land

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Trollface

With the amount of money he has he could build himself an artificial island and put it anywhere he wants. Why not do that instead of grabbing land.

Possibly because the Chinese might become involved...

What's the biggest danger to the power grid? Hackers? Terrorists? Er, squirrels

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@An0n C0w4rd -- Re: Or a shovel through a fibre/wire bundle

It's more common than you think. Joe Hunter gets bored, has a few beers in the woods, and starts shooting insulators on the power poles. It's been happening less but still happens too often.

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I guess the terrorist squirrels don't work for peanuts then... I'm glad there's very few acorns (very few oak trees in the mountains around here).

Microsoft posts death notices for Windows 7 sysadmin certifications

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No certs here either like many others. Our company set out at one point (new CTO) to certify everyone they could. After about 3 months, they decided it was ridiculous as most of us could have taught the course better than the "certified vendor instructors". If all a company cares about is the paper then they have a problem.

Footnote.. that particular CTO lasted less than a year. His replacement was there for almost 10 years.

NASA fires first shot in plan to bring a chunk of asteroid down to Earth

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Re: In the movies, this never ends well

Well.. it didn't end well for Bruce and few others. So, something less than "all".....

Euro space agency's Galileo satellites stricken by mystery clock failures

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Re: Forgot?

Downvote for mentioning that the obvious was obvious.

El Reg drills into chatbot hype: The AIs that want to be your web butlers

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Unhappy

Re: Everything is Advertising

The ads will have to be subtle... like the "best coffee" example or "where's a good café near by?". The answer will need a bit of a look up for paid sponsors and offer one of them first. Then there will be the "you had coffee yesterday, can I recommend this place for coffee today?"

Yeah.. monetize and sell the hell out of everything instead of just information.

Smart bombs, smart bullets – now guided smart artillery shells, thanks to DARPA dosh

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DARPA...

From way back when I worked in Defense to the present, DARPA has always been the think tank kind of agency. Not so much "we need this item" but more of a "let's try this and see where it leads" type of place. Basically just research with the occasional (for some value of 'occasional') wild idea that actually leads to something. I kind of like what they do. Toss an idea out or get an idea from someone else, and see where it goes.

As for this type of shell.. who knows where it will lead. It could be that the end result is something already out there like what was mentioned about the Isreali/Russians/French do. Or it could lead to somewhere else, like maybe collision avoidance in self-driving cars. No telling where it will go.. even tossing it into the trashbin is possible.

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Re: MAD-FIRES

He has been for a number of decades. Nothing new here.

Boffins link ALIEN STRUCTURE ON VENUS to Solar System's biggest ever grav wave

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Trollface

Re: It's simple

Before that they were a bit fixated on I Love Lucy reruns, but Trump's election demonstrated that we weren't as harmless as they thought. They're gearing up to correct that oversight

Oh. did I miss a Tweet? Did he come out say we need to deport all undocumented aliens from the solar system?

Chelsea Manning sentence slashed by Prez Obama: She'll be sprung in the spring

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Re: Assange will back out of his word somehow

Well.. the Assange Media Circus will now continue... It could be interesting to see what he does or doesn't do and the resulting publicity. Popcorn anyone?

Search for MH370 called off after new theory about resting place is ruled out

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Re: Well!

Exactly. But let's just queue up the conspiracy and alien plane grab theories in ... 3....2....1... Hmm nevermind. They're already rampaging.

Yes.. this will be one of those unsolved mysteries. Some things we'll just never know.

Auto emissions 'cheatware' scandal sparks war of words between Italy, Germany

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So Brexit won't destroy the EU, but it sounds like Volkswagon/Chrysler might?

RIP Eugene Cernan: Last man on the Moon dies aged 82

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Pint

Re: The heroes of my youth

Aye... well said... <raises glass>

Nadella calls for AI sector to move beyond 'worshipping' a handful of companies

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@Ledswinger -- Re: AI? I'd settle for for an OS that just worked...

There's another quote that was misspoken... He added: "In the next phase, to me, [is] how can we democratise this access, versus worshipping the four, five, six companies that have a lot of AI.

I believe it was supposed to be: He added: "In the next phase, to me, [is] how can we democratize monetize this access, versus worshipping the four, five, six companies that have a lot of AI.

I'm hoping all this hype about AI just falls into the marketing toilet of "dead buzzwords". Until a machine can actually think about it's actions and have some ability to create/invent things, it's not intelligent. As my mentor pointed out to me decades ago... "A computer is only as smart as the person who programmed it. It can't change what does anymore than a tree can get up and walk to another forest."

S Korea prosecutors seek arrest warrant for Samsung heir apparent

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@Doug S -- Re: Really??

Well lets face it.. those other countries have been at it a lot longer the US. Hell, we've only had 241 years to get into the game of things. True, S. Korea isn't that old but the whole of Korea is a lot older.

Tech moguls dominate Oxfam's rich people Hateful 8

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@Daniel 18 -- Re: Maybe, maybe not...

Have an upvote. I was waiting to see if anyone would pick up the inflation part of this. I don't think this is limited to just the poorer countries. Give people more money or if they earn more, prices go up.