* Posts by Mark 85

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Talk of tech innovation is bullsh*t. Shut up and get the work done – says Linus Torvalds

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Pint

I daresay that marketing, startups, and quite a few large companies pushing for IPOs are not going to want to hear this. But when he's right, he's right.

Spot on Linus. I raise a toast to you.

Hold the phone! Crap customer service cost telcos £2.9 BEEEELLION in 2016

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Unhappy

At least you guys on that side of the pond have a choice... <grumble><kicks cat><mutter><sputter> Where I am, we have 1 true broadband ISP and they're crap (Charter). There's one Telco with dead dog slow DSL (if you can get it by being close enough to an "office") or wireless (AT&T or Verizon). After looking at the charges and random connectivity issues, the "wireless" isn't an option for a desktop user.

Get it while it's hot: NASA's Space Poo contest winners wipe up $30k

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Coat

Re: It has to be done....

It's all fun and games until the shit hits the air circulation fans....

Icon: Coat for cleanup in aisle 5... err...

Magic Leap sued for sex discrimination … by woman it hired to stamp out sex discrimination

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And some say the US doesn't do irony... hire someone to fix the sexism problem and then chase them off with sexual harassment.

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Devil

Re: You're going to get the Apple treatment from Magic Leap...

His temper tantrums and always being "right" remind of someone else well-placed here in the US.

Roses are red, bugs make you blue, Patch Tuesday is late, because Microsoft loves you

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Devil

Re: How do you shorthand the K-hole?

I would hope they have a macro that types that for them or maybe part of the boiler plate for Patch Tuesday.

The Register's guide to protecting your data when visiting the US

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Re: Don't accept it, act on it

Hell... I live here and I don't want to travel anymore due to this crap. TSA, Customs, etc. all seem to go out of their way to life more of a bitch than it already is. I do believe things are going to get worse before they get better (for some value of "better"). With the local cops looking to pull over anyone for any infraction (cash for their city/countyselves), the grossly abused Forfeiture Laws (again enriching someone) why would I want to go out and face that?

Hell, I assume everything I do on Net is recorded somewhere, at the least by the ISP and then available for any government agency that wants the details. I won't even get into those same ISP's and other corporates gathering everything they can and selling it to the highest bidder.

It's a cesspool, these days.... it really is.

</rant>

My apologies to everyone not in this country. We have some great people here and wonderful things to see, but our government has been taking Gestapo, Stasi, and KBG lessons for the last few decades and that has got us where we are today.

2009 IBM: Teleworking will save the WORLD! 2017 IBM: Get back to the office or else

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Re: You answered your own question

It's the role of managers (from the most junior, to the most senior) to understand and identify the difference between the good and poor performers, between productive and unproductive work - but most can't, of course.

Actually, I think many can. But when it's about the manager's job and bonus.. well... logic and reality go out the window.

A wise man decades ago told me: "The primary job of management is the preservation of management's jobs.". It was true then and still true today.

Infosec pros aren't too bothered by Trump – it's his cabinet sidekicks you need to worry about

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Re: What an asshole

You moron, if you didn't vote for Clinton, you voted for Trump by throwing it away to an (unfortunately) useless "third party."

This is bullshit. I live in state that historically votes for the Dems.... good, bad, and the ugly whatever. By voting 3rd party, it makes a statement. Also under the rules, for any 3rd party to get Federal funding they must attract a certain percentage of the vote. IF one of them ever gets that funding, they might start fielding respectable and able candidates. Or at a minimum, break the Dem/Repub stranglehold.

In this day and age, if we want change (not the political BS change of this and all previous elections) we have to game the system by their rules.

Ex-FBI man spills on why hackers are winning the security game

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> I don't think it's the IT people at the coal face.

Where do you see me laying the blame at the feet of the poor bastards left to work from an untenable position towards impossible goals?

You didn't. I was adding to the point that in spite of where the blame gets laid (that it's those in the trenches fault). Management is root of all insanity.

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But you're content with a total lack of auditing, even in critical infrastructure systems, and a legal system actively hostile towards every best practice there is in engineering.

I don't think it's the IT people at the coal face. It's corporate culture and profit motive running things. We can't share where there's lawyers in the water waiting to file lawsuits.

IT started out with "sharing" and discussing but the lawyers and greed have killed that. Pretty sad situation overall that you can't call someone and say "hey, I see a problem in your code"... and they will spread the word. Nope, liability and IP must be protected and minimized. The only reason there's bug bounties is for being able to say "we're doing something".

Totally not-crazy billionaire Elon Musk: All of us – yes, even you – must become cyborgs

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Unhappy

Re: I'm baffled.

There is obviously a hive-like culture there that has little to do with the real world in many ways.

As for getting rich? They find investors who have too much cash in their pocket and accept the glory road to riches spiel from those seeking the cash.

High tides: Boffins spy on dolphins baked on poisonous piscines

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Wasn't there an old '60's song for this?

"Don't bogart that blowfish my friend, pass it over to meeeeeee..... you've been hanging on to it, and I sure would like a hit."

NORKS fires missile that India reckons it could shoot down in flight

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Re: when will hated leaders realise

Which "dear leader"?? I can think of several... oh wait... you said "leaders".

Might be easier to figure out who isn't a "dear leader"....

Oracle refuses to let Java copyright battle die – another appeal filed in war against Google

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While Java is popular Leisure Suit antics could force Google and others to seriously look at alternatives to Java.

Other than for Oracle, this would be a problem how?

Voila! Bazinga! Amazon turns Alexa into an annoying 'cool' aunt

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Re: Just like all the hep cats

But no "woka, woka, woka" unless you want bear playing a piano.

Get orf the air over moi land Irish farmer roars at drones

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Re: The economics still work

Given the terrain and population, a shotgun would be viable. Just make sure to bury the dead drone. Afterall, the crims aren't going to go the police... hmm... second thought.. some might because "idiots" like reporting their drug-dealer swindled them.

Alleged HPE fraud man Peter Sage once ran dodgy pharma biz

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Devil

Re: "HPE has not responded to our repeated enquiries"

I thought they were still busy with due diligence on Autonomy.

Planned Espionage Act could jail journos and whistleblowers as spies

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Re: what about ..

You'd probably get the 2-14 years because you plugged it in and looked to see what was on it.

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Re: Stasi wet dream

Well, they did. And now the US will have follow on to this race to the bottom. <sigh>

Welcome to my world of The Unexplained – yes, you're welcome to it

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Alistair,

I hope for your sake this is only a one week trip to hell. Some of us put months, nay.. years in that place.

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Re: What ?

It should be but there are ways to find previous owners of a vehicle and also maintenance issues, insurance claims, etc.

And yes, any idiot who showed up at my door like that would be laughed off the premises.

NASA bakes Venus-proof electronics

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Re: What NASA should do....

Better get a bigger spaceship. I'm sure there's quite a few politicians on both sides of the pond that would fight for a seat on it.

Judge green lights Microsoft vs Uncle Sam gag order case

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Re: you can't sue Uncle Sam

It's worse than that.. you can sue the government but only if "they" decide to let you sue them.

So, the new font, then

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Much better on these old eyes... Thanks.

Trump cybersecurity order morphs into 2,200-plus-word extravaganza

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Joke

Re: Paperwork will save the World!

Pile it high enough and long enough and he'll get his wall. It might be around DC but I don't that would be an issue for most of us.

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Devil

Re: Spinning this

You forgot the "this will also make him more popular than Jesus."

Senator wants a piece of Pai: FCC boss blasted for ripping up schools, libraries internet report

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Re: you must know the drill by now . . .

There is that, Trevor. But the way things have sliding down the muddy slope, a well-educated and well-rounded, able to think for themselves workforce and hence electorate, isn't what the powers that be want.

The dumbing down of America is well underway. Have look at Common Curriculum in the schools for an example. The result is people who want pap of which reality tv is a good example. Documentaries? Nope. Anything that might be science? Nope. The powers that be want a managed population.

Hyperloop sueball noose-man launches tube-travel rival

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Re: No let ME be CEO now!

why do Lardyarse Americans wish to transport themselves at high speed from one side of the country to the other whilst missing out the middle bit.

Who says we do except those are trying to build it? I'm one who'd prefer to look out a window see the scenery be it car, train, or airplane. (Though TSA and the lines don't make flying worth it anymore, nor do the airlines with their cattle planes.)

Then again, there are those to whom the scenery wouldn't matter nor the hassles with TSA. Even riding in a car, they stick their noses into their electronic equipment and ignore everything anyway. So maybe there is a market.

Zut alors! Uber wrecked my marriage, fumes French businessman

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Privacy anyone?

It seems that the French take privacy very seriously. Much more so than the companies who tell how important it is to them.

Revealed: 'Suicide bomber Barbie' and other TSA quack science that cost $1.5 billion

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Re: Is "Black Country Accent" on the list??

We've given up flying for this very reason. Full stop. My lady has a prosthetic leg and numerous joint replacements. She gets pulled out every freakin' time. She'll them that she can't do some things they want her to like raise her hands over her head (shoulder replacements) and then they try to force her arms to move where they can't. They'll fiddle with her prosthetic for awhile, discover the battery (it's microprocessor leg) and try to confiscate it because.. bombs.

Fucking morons running amok is what they are.

Conviction by computer is go, confirms UK Ministry of Justice

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Re: What about not guilty

I can only speak for traffic violations in the state I'm in... cop pulls you over and writes ticket. Arguing with the cop is noted. Cop consults little book and writes in fine amount on ticket. Variables... being pleasant and admitting you screwed up to the cop may induce him/her to reduce the "term" of the violation.. say from 30 over the speed limit to 20. Plead guilty on the ticket and mail in fine. You'll get a check back by the amount the fine was reduced for paying by mail.

Yeah... I was doing about 80 in a 55 mph zone. Told the cop I was guilty as hell. He put down 70 with a fine of $150. I sent off the ticket and check and got a refund of $50. I ate the points for the ticket but what the heck...

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Re: Prosecution Costs?! @Peter Gathercole

We can only marvel at those societies that don't think that "justice" like that handed out 300 years ago is anything to aspire to.

There are societies or countries like that???? Where?

Russia (A) bans web porn as a 'bad influence' (B) decriminalizes domestic violence – or (C) all of the above?

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Coat

They'll just have to bring their own porn.

Not really. The Internet is filling up with porn and unless we can get help downloading it, pretty soon there won't be room for anything else.

Facebook investors yell at CEO: Get the Zuck out of our boardroom!

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Ah.. activist investors strike again.... boils down to "give us the money and when we bleed the company dry, we'll break it up and sell it off".

Ok.. that might be good for FB like maybe "good riddance", but not for a lot of other companies.

Trump's new telecoms chief bins broadband subsidies for the poor

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Re: The dead hand of Obama lives on...

That sounds like some others I can think of including at least one in tech.....

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@Destroy All Monsters -- Re: Prevent an informed electorate

You can get your lies from the NYT every sngle day.

Given that it's politics and any politician who's lips are moving is lying.. go right to the source... Think about the Bowling Green Massacre, "approval polls are wrong" among others. What I'm seeing is the ferocity of them defending themselves. Yeah... the MSM is full of shit but then, so is every politician on either side of the aisle.

Sage Business School founder imprisoned – but you wouldn't know it

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Is this a cult or what? From the actions and personalities... it sure does seem like a cult. Or maybe it's just greed and fleecing of the innocent.... ?

Parents have no idea when kidz txt m8s 'KMS' or '99'

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Phones have ruined the internet by saturating it with retards and their children.

But not cats? I'm shocked.. shocked I tell you.

Why does it cost 20 times as much to protect Mark Zuckerberg as Tim Cook?

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Devil

Nah.. it's trickle down economics.. the consultants and guys at the gates of the houses have to be paid.... so a good thing, right?

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Re: Isn't it ironic

And some say we Americans don't do irony... HA!!! We just don't need talk about because there's so much of it here.

FireEye execs exit, following hundreds of staff restructured into redundancy

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Always a good idea...

Dump your best sales droids and then wonder why sales have dropped. Or, do an Oracle, and cut the commissions of the best sales droids. Did someone not take Business 101 where sales are talked about and how to get them?

A non-Standards Soviet approved measure of weight? Sod off, BBC!

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Devil

Re: Whats the strangest thing you have used to measure something?

What's your strangest way of measuring things.

Depends on the person... women measure 9 inches differently then men measure 9 inches....

Juno how to adjust a broken Jupiter probe's orbit?

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Add "and one or two steely eyed missile men"*

*Reference the Apollo 13

Why don't you all just f-f-f-fade away, Kaspersky asks generation SocMed

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Unhappy

Re: Who needs it?

I think we'd be surprised at how many people think that social media and the Internet, etc. is forever. I have a friend who's Instagram account got hacked and the hacker/script kiddie wiped out everything. When she finally got control back, Instagram had diddly-squat that they could restore. She was rather upset as all her precious photos were gone. Back-up... she heard of it vaguely somewhere..... but still deleted the photos from her PC after uploading...

Thought your data was safe outside America after the Microsoft ruling? Think again

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Re: "Unless you go the full totalitarian, and run a private security state"

I'm not sure about the current brood on military senior officers, but every person in the US military takes the oath to "defend and protect the Constitution"... not to blindly follow the President or protect/defend him personally. I daresay that if any of the old breed of military are in charge anywhere, such a thing would result in forcefully evicting the resident of the White House.

There was a rumor that we came close to this in the not too distant past but I'm pretty sure it was wishful thinking on the part of those telling the tale.

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Re: WOW

It ain't over until it's over. They haven't appealed yet.

The big difference seems to be who's email. In MS's case, it's a non-US citizen and apparently that email has stayed in the Ireland DC. They (MS) most likely don't want to irritate other governments and be banished. In Google's case, it's a US citizen and apparently the emails were in the US once....

Moral: Don't move the damn emails or data from country to country.....

UK defence secretary: Russian hacks are destabilising Western democracy

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@martinusher -- Re: Just my two cents...

I do remember freedom, privacy, the promise of a good life, etc. Most younger than me, don't take these things seriously as they've not seen them. Or at least been old enough to appreciate them when they did.

Yes, I've heard some of the drivel on AM Radio that passes for "talk radio". Same for Fox and the other networks as all of them have an agenda and shouty people.

Pity that we've sunk this low. This not the USA that I went to war for back in the 60's.....

USA! USa! Udia! India! India! Apple nudges iPhone production base

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Re: This will work

I think this is a smart move on Apple's part to second source things. After watching the way new administration feels about China, I'd be nervous if my only source was in China. At least they didn't go to Mexico for second source. No telling how that will turn out.

BOFH: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me

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Re: One to bookmark...

So you'll be reading this again everyday? Or is there actually such a thing as a good day at the office?