Posts by MatsSvensson 218 publicly visible posts • joined 3 Nov 2012
It should be mandated that you should be able to pop out the battery easily without destroying the device.
That way the battery could be recycled, and the rest could be reused as something else.
You dont want a bunch of geriatric batteries charging 24/7 all over the place.
Plus as bonus, if it easy to pop an old battery out, it's probably also easy to replace it.
No more brittle lumps of solid glue, thanks.
Ren: Hey! What is this thing? (tries to pull it off his head) Get it off of me!
Stimpy: It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!
Ren: Youuu SICK little monkey! Why I oughta- !
[Stimpy pushes a button on the remote control and Ren freezes as a buzzing sound is heard. His mouth curves into a smile and he tries to fight it. "Flight Of The Bumblebee" plays]
Stimpy: Hey, it works! *pushes the button again.*
Ren: HEY! WHAT'S- HAPPENING- TO ME?!
"I would hope that if they are students, their university or college takes some form of action against them"
Yeah!
Someone should try get a hold of the the head of the staff there, and put forth an oral complaint relating to taste and the sheer size of the thing.
Its just to much to take, in the face of it all.
And wont someone PLEASE think of the children!!
So, in conclusion:
1.) Someone wrote a piece of upload code, that allows people to easily upload anything to a server, including executable .php files.
And the piece of the code that prevented any uploaded php to be executed, was in a .htaccess-file.
...and no one would be stupid enough to blindly fuck with the .htaccess-file to mess up security.
So we're all good here, right?
2.) Someone made a nice little improvement in the server-code, that turned off the use of .htaccess-files.
See, it all runs a little faster now!
...and no one would be stupid enough to just let anyone upload .php-files to to your server anyway.
So we're all good here, right?
3.) Everyone and their uncle put the upload-code on servers running the server-code, and then updated the server-code with the fix, that makes it run little faster.
And no worries, because we're all good here, right?
...
A little time passed...
And then the world imploded, and the moon flew off into space.
And whos fault is it?
(All together now)
THE OTHER GUY!
(Or maybe jQuery? somehow? idk...)
Never build anything on someone else infrastructure, if you don't have a watertight contract with them and contact-persons there that can be reached and has to answer to you.
And as for building on top of anything from Google;
Always check out the "support"-forums for it first.
If there are page after page of panicked users whos stuff has broken after Google changed something without telling anyone. And zero helpful response from google. And then those panicked voices just fade out after days and weeks and months of no reply or fixes.
R U N !
Well clearly, first redesign the whole site so it look great on 3" phone-screens.
I'm thinking big beautiful text, max 3 lines on each page,
and all buttons should be tiles, and they should be big big BIG!
And all pages should have candy crush on them, for when you want to have FUN!
so in conclusion:
* BIG!
* TILES!
* FUN!
That what the kids want, and its modern.
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I bet a new chain of restaurants that didn't bother following laws or paying taxes or paying minimum wages, would also be very profitable.
I will call the app EA8TZ!
So long chumps, perhaps I will send you a postcard from billionaire island.
Have fun eating cheap-ass poison shit, and...
...what?
Mc-who?
How the hell is it not obvious who is NOT to blame in this case?
If I had been the one who turned out the light, and someone with sub-human intelligence had wired the shutdown together with the bank of light-switches, id Fucking DIE before i would take even a tiny bit of that guys blame.
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