* Posts by Chairo

716 publicly visible posts • joined 2 Nov 2012

HP creates laptop for SITH LORDS

Chairo
Terminator

If they really want to create an evil laptop

They just need to:

- enforce secure boot

- install a hardware DRM module

- solder in the memory and glue in the battery

- make sure it self-destructs after opening

- there must be a firmware backdoor installed

- it has to lose data occasionally, because "corruption is good"

What else?

Mozilla to boot all plugins from Firefox … except Flash

Chairo
Mushroom

Great Idea!

So they found the little red button on the ZF-1 and want to try it out what it does?

Hint: don't remove the main feature that sells your product!

PGP Zimmermann: 'You want privacy? Well privacy costs MONEY'

Chairo

Re: I dont mind...

Isnt that the explanation for Quadro / FireGL graphics cards pricing and the like?

Well, it certainly is the reason that consumer cards run double precision float only at quarter speed.

If you wanted Windows 10, it looks like you've already installed it

Chairo

Re: Privacy issues

I'd say one other reason people are not trying out Win10 is privacy.

I agree. However Microsoft fixed this by sneakinginstalling the same tracking spywarefeedback features into Windows 7 and Windows 8 by security updates.

Perhaps they need to advertise this more, so people are more ready to give up their current OS. "Get over it - no need to stick to 7 or 8, we track you anyway. You will be assimilated, resistance is futile". Yeah, that'll teach them...

Edit: The scary thing is that they might really think like that...

Chairo
Flame

People don't like being forced into something

A lesson Microsoft never seems to learn. Up to a degree I can understand it. By historical accident and aggressive sales/marketing/lobbying Microsoft managed to remove OS customer choice for more than a decade and it worked out pretty well for everyone. What they don't seem to realise is that people accepted the OS monopoly not only out of convenience, but also because Windows was seen as kind of a commodity needed for having choice in software selection and installation. They were happily using windows, because they could just buy and install everything they liked from wherever they liked with good support and no undue trouble. And software was available, because there were lots of developers that could use a wide range of stable high quality development tools.

With Windows 8 Microsoft broke the deal. They started to lock down software installation, forced an inconvenient (for the vast majority of desktop users), unloved and unwanted interface down users throat and started to push crippled programs with a impossible locked down user interface, which was ironically called "modern" and that were served in an Apple style appstore. Developing for Windows suddenly changed from a relatively straightforward process into a quickly changing mess of tools and mostly incompatible APIs.

Suddenly the OS was pushed in the focus and people realized that it stopped to be a commodity and is transformed into something they don't like at all. In short they felt betrayed and what little trust they had in Microsoft was destroyed.

Now Microsoft is pushing Windows 10 with down user's throats and hammers it in with a virtual baseball bat. Just enter "Windows 10 nagware" in any search engine and you will find millions of hits. Funnily about 44 million hits on Google and about 18000 hits on Bing.

Excellent marketing - if you want to prevent people from installing Windows 10 and destroy your brand, at least. What are they thinking? Are they really thinking?

Beard transplants up 600% for men 'lacking length elsewhere'

Chairo
Coat

Two thirds of women would prefer to date a bearded man over a clean-shaven man

Now, that is a bold statement. Where did they conduct the research? Papua New Guinea? And what about men with stubbly beards? I feel much more research is needed in this particular topic.

- mine's the one with the walrus moustage...

'Can you hear me now? Oh Peeple, you're so mean *sad face*. It's a leftist agenda!'

Chairo

1L engines that are operated to the maximum extent of their performance envelope perform virtually identically to other companies 2.5L engines

Not so surprising. Engines, and in particular indirect injection gasoline engines operate most efficiently on full load and also have an emission minimum there. In hybrid vehicles this is used to lower the fuel consumption by artificially adding load over charging the battery. This is one of the reasons hybrid vehicles often sound "struggling", even under normal driving conditions.

Now, if you need durability, you might be better off with the 2.5l engine. Horses for courses.

Mars water discovery is a liberal-muslim plot, cry moist conspiracy theorists

Chairo
Happy

Re: Someone's lift...

Bah, all we need is to develop scrith and some way to produce it in quantity - like a matter converter. Simple (if you write a SF novel).

Anyway, if we could develop something like scrith in this time and political climate, it would probably be locked down, stay top secret and would be available for military use only.

Junk patent ditched in EAST TEXAS

Chairo
Coat

... bought by eDekka for its legal campaign in 2013.

I wonder, if they can claim their money back. Hopefully not...

15 MILLION T-Mobile US customer records swiped by hackers

Chairo

additional information?

... and what Legere would only describe as "additional information" used for credit checks.

Never mind the breach and all the trouble it causes their customers, but it would be really interesting to see what kind of "additional information" they gather for credit checks.

AMD to axe a few more staff as it struggles to get back to black

Chairo
Meh

To the sick, while there is life there is hope

Being number two in highly competitive markets is a pain. The number one always has more money to spend on R&D and marketing. As long as Intel doesn't do another management induced stumble like the Pentium4/RDRAM bundling deal or the "64 bit only on ITANIC" disaster, AMD will always have a tough time. Pity, that AMD wasn't able to secure their market at these occasions. Intel's marketing machine was strong enough to make up for the gaps.

Find shaving a chore? Why not BLAST your BEARD off with a RAYGUN

Chairo
Flame

I hope it is less painful

than the light based depilators, that are in the market now. My wife bought one and insisted I should also try it on my beard. Ouch, that hurt.

Overheating iPhone 6S+ BLINDED my cam, cries flashgate fanboy

Chairo
Joke

...was stowed away in my back pocket mostly

She Got to Use What She Got to Get What She Wants...

'We can handle politicos, OUR ISSUE IS JUDGES', shout GCHQ docs

Chairo

They could always take a job at VW

They already have the proper attitude...

NOxious VW emissions scandal: Car maker warned of cheatware YEARS AGO – reports

Chairo
Meh

Re: Today VW ...

The real problem they have is that these systems need to be properly looked after. They wear out, run out of urea, get fouled up. A diesel car when it's brand new is pretty clean, but after a 100,000 miles who knows? Especially if you run it on cheap diesel.

CARB has made it quite difficult for the car owner to cheat on this one. If the urea tank is empty, the vehicle will warn you a few times politely and then will refuse to start the engine. They call it "inducement action". Also if some wise guy fills in water (or any other fluid) instead of urea, the system will detect it and politely gives the driver a wedgie. As for long term emission stability, CARB forces the vehicle makers to do the homologation with aged components in the first place. In the second place they regularly check aged vehicles from the "real world", just in case. As for the bad fuel, OBD asks for quite strict emission diagnostics. You have NOx and particulate mass sensors that will find out about if the emissions drift too far out of the window.

They are quite clever chaps and take into account that vehicles are sold to normal people that might want to "cut expenses".

What they didn't account for was active cheating from the manufacturer's side.

I suppose that will change in the future,,,

US military personnel investigated for splashing $96,576 on strippers

Chairo
Joke

Of course they need the money!

Ever seen a James Bond movie? Can't catch the bad guys without some "expenses".

Pope Francis' first act in America: Halt iPhone 6S, 6S Plus deliveries

Chairo

A pope visit delays the jesus phone ?

There might be more to this religion business than meets the eye...

Shock: Smartphone app to protect kids online does quite the opposite

Chairo
Devil

No surprise

Do they still have their ActiveX dependent "national ID system"? That thing used to be a nightmare. Without it you could not access the internet, effectively forcing their citizens into Microsoft's tender arms bear hug.

Wanted alive: $1m for an iOS 9 bug to hijack, er, jailbreak iThings

Chairo

Re: What?!

why isn't Apple using signed bootloader like Winphone or some Androids

The goal of IOS jailbreaking is not to install another OS. It is about patching the system in order to enable apps to run without signature and with root rights.

This way you can run apps that Apple disapproves of (like emulators) and enable settings and functions that would otherwise be blocked.

Oh, and yes, since IOS 6 (IIRC) they also use a signed bootloader. Part of the signature is the serial number of the device, so you need to obtain a key from Apple to reflash. And Apple only provides this key for the latest IOS version, making it impossible to fall-back to a earlier IOS version, if the new version turns out to be an ugly bundle of bugs that even makes you sick (like early IOS7 did). That might be one reason, why people hesitate to update their IOS devices, lately.

Cisco shocker: Some network switches may ELECTROCUTE you

Chairo

Huh, techies using the wrong screws?

No, no, that will NEVER happen, right?

Right?

<tzzap>

Michigan sues HP after 'botched' $49m upgrade leaves US state in 1960s mainframe hell

Chairo
Unhappy

They propably cannot decide

which fragment should do this work. Perhaps some other company will mop up by hiring some pink slipped ex-HP employees that have the necessary knowledge.

Interesting how HP tries to self destruct at full tilt.

Facebook gains power to Like any word ever written

Chairo

Asian languages and Unicode

The implementation of Chinese characters is really a problem in Unicode. You have simplified ones, used in Mainland China, traditional ones used in Taiwan and a slightly different subset of the traditional ones used in Japan + an additional of ~100 other characters that they use for the two other alphabets they use in Japan. All in all we talk about a set of several thousand characters for each set. It seems 16 bit Unicode is already at its limit there. Using a Chinese smartphone with Japanese web pages gives mixed results. Some of the Japanese style characters in unicode seem to be replaced with slightly different Chinese ones.

I suppose the Chinese have the same trouble, the other way around. I wonder if this is sorted out with newer implementations of Unicode.

NATO gets a front-door to look for Microsoft backdoors

Chairo
Joke

Re: Can't NATO just ask NATO members?

That is a bit like asking your wife, if she put poison into your coffee. You'll probably not get an honest answer.

Chairo
Devil

"controlled access to source code"

Now that is a nice term. Is there perhaps a tool-chain included to make sure this code really compiles to the binaries they got? Otherwise "controlled access to source code" could well mean - "we edited out the stuff you are not supposed to see, before we handed it over".

But my guess is rather that it means "we can show you printouts which you can search while we are together with you in a meeting room and we'll collect everything afterwards" - good luck finding anything in this heap of paper!

Oh well, I guess I haven't got enough faith in humankind. Oh, wait - megacorps and gouvernment agencies are non-human entities, right?

HP Inc to pink-slip 3,300 workers amid biz-split bloodbath

Chairo
Devil

The surprising thing here

is, that they still have people to lay off. Wouldn't it be easier to just close down the company and sell the assets to the highest bidder? I guess by now their management must have lots of practice in doing this (if in nothing else).

US court kills FBI gag order slapped on ISP... 11 years later

Chairo

So in a nutshell

the FBI was asking for all available personal date of all customers + IP address. And if this went out to a relatively small ISP, it can be assumed that most other ISPs got the same request with the same gag order - and complied without a fight.

They sure like collecting stuff, don't they? But for non-Americans that have to go there for business trips, this doesn't come as a surprise. The Feds are slurping our personal data all the time, directly form the airline company.

Don't want to upgrade to Windows 10? You'll download it WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

Chairo

Re: Something Missing

In fact the safest Windows OS to have is Windows 8 (not 8.1) which avoids all this bollocks.

Or Vista... Oh the irony!

Chairo

Re: I've yet to see the upgrade icon

Well, if you really have legit copies and the updates are set to "enabled", I would start worrying about the reason the icon doesn't show up. It's pretty impossible to overlook.

Are you sure your machines are not pwned?

Chairo

A masterpiece

This whole WIndows 10 update story is really a masterpiece of company overreach. I wonder how much they can abuse their customers and still get away with it.

For people who explicitly don't want WIndows 10, this download is nothing but useless data garbage. Even if you are not on a metered connection it will certainly slow down your machine. I just had my parents in law asking me to check their machine, because lately it became so slow. After uninstalling KB3035583 it became a bit more responsive (apparently that one not only downloads a lot of data garbage, but also hugs a lot of memory). Luckily I foresaw Microsoft to continue on this path and slapped in a few more GB of memory, just in case. Turns out I was right and in my opinion Microsoft is in the wrong. What is going on here? Did they suddenly get brain cancer? Did I miss something?

Please stop this madness - shoot the hipsters in charge and give us back our old monopolistic boring Microsoft!

WIN a 6TB Western Digital Black hard drive with El Reg

Chairo

Siri I have a problem

no UK mailing address.

Let's NUKE MARS to make it more like home says Elon Musk

Chairo

Re: Ridiculous

@boltar

Aside from all the technoligical and physiological issues you're conveniently ignoring...

Ah, but that is my point - to develop the reqired technology on earth before we settle elsewhere.

Chairo

Re: Ridiculous

Settling underwater is less likely than you'd think, mainly due to decompression.. would you want to live somewhere where you have to spend a day in a hypobaric chamber just to go to the surface?

That would depend on how deep you go and on what pressure your dome can tolerate.

Perfect would be to have a dome made of glass segments, filled with near to surface pressure. Make the segments small enough to make them cheap, put everything together under water and evacuate it afterwards. If you can keep surface pressure inside you can just connect your habitation with a simple tunnel to the city and you have no problem with anchorage, as it will work effectively like a huge sucker cup and just stays in place and is held together by the weight of the water above.

Maintaining it might be difficult, due to the corrosive nature of sea water, but the technology is not so far out of reach. As for earthquakes - make it flexible enough that it can swing without collapsing. The Japanese do it all the time for their housings. Also it would probably be the safest place to be in case of a tsunami. That might be a good selling argument, btw.

Chairo
Thumb Up

Re: Ridiculous

We would be settling the Moon and asteroids first

And even before that we could set up some nice undersea cities on good old earth. The technology would be similar and if something goes wrong we can still evacuate everyone fairly easily.

Once that works out fine and we have the technology to survive a prolonged time in glass covered cities we can use the technology for the next step.

Actually it might even pay off nicely to set up some dome city in a densely populated area like San Fransisco for starters. Ground is cheap underseas.

In parallel start mining the Moon and the belt and develop space technology. As a next step, establish settlements there. The gravity wells should be last (nut not least) on the list.

If humankind would be able to look ahead and plan for more than 4 years, we could already be there.

The remote control from HELL: Driverless cars slam on brakes for LASER POINTER

Chairo

Re: Not so different from a conventional car then

I don't know about you, but I can look away from a single light point source rather easily. Helps when commuting around sunrise/sunset.

Believe me, coherent light from a green laser will blind you more than just a moment. Especially at night. Looking away does not help, you have to close your eyes as long as the light source is pointed at your head.

Chairo
Devil

Not so different from a conventional car then

if you blind the driver with a laser pointer, he will probably hit the brakes, too. No need to create complex obstacles or anything, using laser echos.

These things can be a pest. Especially in vacation sites where they are sold to teenagers that have nothing better to do than pointing them around on others at night.

It's still 2015, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a webpage

Chairo
Unhappy

It's still 2015, and your Windows PC can still be pwned by a webpage

I think we have seen this title in 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009, ...

And there is no end in sight.

A bit depressing...

URRGH! Evil app WATCHES YOU WATCHING PORN, snaps your grimace

Chairo
Facepalm

The real risk

Is with the watchers of the resulting mugshots. Watching people watching porn. What a waste of time, resources. It's so mindless, they might forget to breathe.

Really - where are they going to post this? Oh, wait - there might be a suitable channel on 4chan...

Partially blind albino porn pirate nabbed for £300k bedroom streaming site

Chairo
Devil

If they only had...

... would have caused more than £120m of losses to the film industry "if each of the persons viewing a film had watched it at the cinema or bought a DVD".

... or if the movie industry would have started offering legal streaming services when it became technically possible to do so, instead of trying to cling to their old and outdated distribution system and cement it with lawsuits...

Fiat Chrysler recalls THOUSANDS more cars to swerve hack-my-brakes roadkill

Chairo

Re: Huh?

>Actually, yes it is. Ever heard of pen testing?

Well, if I autorise someone to hack my vehicle, that's Ok. But if the manufacturer autorises someone to hack or access my vehicle, I have a problem with that.

Chairo
WTF?

Huh?

... If unauthorised, such interference constitutes a criminal act.

And if someone is authorised to hack your vehicle it is perfectly OK, right? WTF?

The company is unaware of any injuries related to software exploitation, nor is it aware of any related complaints, warranty claims or accidents – independent of the media demonstration.

Just wait until the first customer that had an accident claims he had been hacked. And good chance to proof it hasn't! Reversal of the burden of proof is the keyword here. If the customer claims, the manufacturer has to prove the opposite. And how to prove it has not been hacked if there is a known vulnerability?

Files on Seagate wireless disks can be poisoned, purloined – thanks to hidden login

Chairo

Could have been worse

They could have used "administrator" and left the password empty, like they do on most home routers...

Honestly...

Toyota chucks $50m at AI car tech

Chairo
Joke

Re: 50 Meellion

Toyota should invest that in learning how to install an exhaust pipe.

They had some design competition going on, but so far the solutions are not convicing.

Groin-melting Fujitsu LifeBook batteries recalled in conflag alert

Chairo
Happy

Re: LifeBook

you have to die* doing something dangerous and moronic to qualify

That is one condition. The other is that you have no offspring...

Chairo
Devil

LifeBook

If it blows up on your lap it's kind of the opposite thing.

On the other hand you will have more time for receiving a Darvin Award.

The Honor's a defo gamechanger, but good luck buying one

Chairo
Meh

The phone might have good features

but my personal experience with Huawei tells me to buy something else next time.

My 2 1/2 years old Honor 2 had just two updates after release. The first to 4.1 was so buggy that it was unusable - their fix was to offer a downgrade to 4.0. The second update to 4.2 came after one year. It was actually usable. It was also the last update this phone ever saw. At least in the international market.

Looking at the P6 and P7 update availability, the situation might have changed somewhat, but they are still not really giving an acceptable after market service outside of China. Given the latest security bugs in Android that's a killer for Huawei in my book.

Intel, NSF tip dollars into IoT security

Chairo
Facepalm

US$6 million?

Is that the little hat on the snowball in hell ?

Oh my, that is now nearly twenty years old. How things have <not> changed.

To be fair, every little counts, of course.

Google's Chrome to gag noisy tabs until you click on them

Chairo

Good, good...

that didn't hurt so much, did it? Then let's try the second step. Go all they way and don't chicken out.

Yes, allow all media to be disabled by default.

As it is, I have my speaker muted all the time to avoid embarrassment. And I guess I am hardly alone.

Unfortunately this also turns off legit audio, like for example the ringing of my SIP phone.

Verizon wants to smartify old cars

Chairo

to be able to call emergency services, is something at which a mobile phone is rather good

Well, that "be able to call" thing is the key here. You might not be able to make a call after a crash.

Generally it's a good idea to have a system that calls automatically for help after a car crash. But the system must be made in a way that it cannot be misused. Unfortunately most of these emergency call systems connect to the CAN to acquire things like vehicle speed and airbag status.

There is a lot of useful information available there, but unfortunately it is a completely unsecured bus. The control units accept pretty much every input sent to them via CAN, so it is really playing with fire to connect it to the internet. I have the same concerns for the new "Usage Based Insurance" systems. These things are just waiting to be hacked.

It sounds hysteric, but effectively you can mis-use these systems by checking the driving situation of a particular person and at the right moment send a torque demand to kill him or her.

Paranoid - perhaps, but I'm pretty sure there are people in the wild wild web who would be more than happy to anonymously kill others.

Chairo
WTF?

The good news? It at least doesn't actually control anything; all it does is locate the vehicle with “pinpoint accuracy” and give it the ability to summon emergency services.

Sure - and that little connector plugged in the OBD port is completely passive, right?

Fact is that pretty much all engine ECUs listen to a certain CAN frame from the ESP (stability control) control unit. And this frame can be send from the OBD connector. This is how some chip tuning solutions work. They listen to the accelerator pedal signal and add some additional torque, to make the vehicle more "responsive".

This interface is vehicle manufacturer specific, so once you are in the system you could give for example all people driving a certain brand a hefty push for a few seconds. Really nasty, especially if you are driving a vehicle with automatic transmission.

There might be other bad things you can do over the vehicle CAN, but that one I know for sure.

Generally I find it negligent to connect the vehicle CAN to the internet, even with a firewall between there is no 100% guarantee that it will not be hacked. Systems that can potentially kill you if misused should always be air-gapped IMO.