* Posts by Chairo

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Brits: Give us £1m and we'll build a crack ALIEN-HUNTING TEAM

Chairo
WTF?

Re: Seti@home

OS/2 servers? Are you running a Boinc client at a Bank?

Microsoft offloads heap of critical fixes in 'ugly' Patch Tuesday

Chairo

Post-Eadon? For real?

Yes, I guess it's for real. I checked some older articles, which had "Eadon" comments in them, and all his posts were "deleted by moderator".

HP confirms it's back in the smartphone business

Chairo
Devil

Re: Tee hee, snigger snigger, chortle chortle

Windows Phone 8 might offer some tie-ins with HP's desktop portfolio, but if you're looking to make a splash in the smartphone arena it's better to use an OS people actually want to buy."

That sentence must really annoy A.O. ...

Apple 'iWatch' trademark filing hints Cook's make-or-break moment looms

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@mhoulden Re: What's a watch?

Of course the battery life of a watch is usually measured in several years (or indefinitely if you have a windup one or something like a kinetic or solar powered one)

That is only the case if you have only ONE kinetic watch and wear it all the time. Otherwise the spring runs out in about one or two days. People, wearing automatic watches usually put them in rewinder machines for the evening. Very much the same than charging on a daily basis.

Firefox OS starting small but thinking big says Mozilla CTO

Chairo

Why dissing Android?

I wonder why he picks on Gingerbread? It might not be the newest and most shiny, but it has already proven a few million times, that it is indeed "a fully functional mobile OS".

Does he think Firefox OS cannot compete on it's own merits?

Schwarzenegger says 'I'll be back' for Terminator 5 reboot

Chairo

Originality

How about a story about some nice guy, working as a contractor and finding out about a dark, sinister conspiracy within the goverment to build up a evil network to spy and blackmail every single person on earth. Throw in a tired president that realizes that he could not realize any of his high dreams he once had and starts making deals with the devil to safe at least a token of his work, corrupt agents, that try to suppress the story by leaking their favorite peaces of evil banker phone cuts to create some distruction, an evil south american dictator that tries to use the good guy for his own agenda, corrupt and arrogant officials, senators, etc.

The hero has to be played by some "blank nice guy" actor, that makes identifying with him easy. To make up for it he needs some exotic female counterpart. A pole dancer for example. Start the story in some exotic place like Hong Kong and move it on to a sterile, depressing environment like an airport departure lounge.

What do you mean with the story has already been taken?

Live - stranger than fiction...

MacBook Air now uses PCIe flash... but who'd Apple buy it from?

Chairo
WTF?

R2D2?

No, it clearly resembles a Dalek.

Young blokes blinded by video-game addiction: THE FACTS

Chairo

Re: Actually ...

There is no possibility of saving, and then restarting the game from where you left off in RealLife[tm], after you get killed.

That is not the case for drone pilots, however. At least as long as they don't crush their drone into the control bunker.

Yes, maybe we should keep hackers in the clink for YEARS, mulls EU

Chairo

I wonder

sentences would be increased to a starting point of five years' imprisonment for cases involving attacks against critical infrastructure systems, such as power plants and transport networks.

Does this apply for heads of states of supposedly allied nations? You know, the ones that order to prepare such strikes anyway. Just in case - you never know what these strange europeans might be up to...

Microsoft announces $499 price tag, new games for Xbox One

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Mushroom

it's UK gamers who will be paying more than anyone else

<troll>

Is that due to the huge localizsation effort required to translate the menus to British English? Or do they calculate the price on the sheep/human ratio of the country? Hmm, no, Australia and the Kiwis have a higher ratio...

Btw. Will the XBox One have some country code system to make sure you cannot use it in another country? Using some IP address locator service, it should be trivial to implement. It would also fit the "general spirit" of this console.

</troll>

Study: US iPhone owners tend to be rich, educated, white

Chairo
Coat

Re: iPhone economics

People that don't know a damn thing about technology are not missing out anything by entering the Apple playpen.

Apple blocks a lot of stuff I want to use, namely emulators, network tools, file system access, a terminal emulator and such toys.

Someone who doesn't know a damn thing about technology has no need for this.

So their stuff is not for me, but our accountant is quite happy in his walled garden.

Chairo
IT Angle

Who cares about ethnicity?

They should have sorted their study by profession.

Perhaps splitting the techies in sub-criteria like Programmers, Web-designers, IT Admins, etc.

Now that would be a story for El Reg!

Forget phones, PRISM plan shows internet firms give NSA everything

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Thumb Down

Google does not have a 'back door' for the government to access private user data

Why should they? They hand out the data by the front door. Not that they have any choice, anyway.

On a related note, will Microsoft give the NSA access to the XBox One's camera and microphone?

YES, Xbox One DOES need internet, DOES restrict game trading

Chairo
Big Brother

Re: Microsoft: "We're always listening to our customers"

No, no, you got it wrong, it's not "customers", it's "sheep". They need a thorough shaving, lest they overheat in summer!

And that's also why they need to keep you online on a console that has a camera and microphone and sits in your living room - to protect you.

Police 'stumped' by car thefts using electronic skeleton key

Chairo

Valuables in your parked car?

If nothing valuable can be found, the damage is at least much lower, than if they would break in the windows. People who think that a parked car is a safe heaven are IMHO part of the problem here. Same people that use "password" as their password and think they are smart.

Yes, I know, of course this lowers the risk for the burglars and makes break-ins more likely, so the existance of this device is a bad thing.

I said it before - organised crime can break through any static security, given enough time. That is, why trusted computing is evil, btw. Once the bad guys are in, you can't get them out any more.

Paranoid? No, I know they are out there, trying to get me!

Landfill Android devices set to get 4G, courtesy of Qualcomm

Chairo

Landfill?

"landfill android" is in my eyes something with an underpowered sub 1GHz single core CPU running gingerbread or lower and no 3D capability worth mentioning. Those new snapdragon SOCs will hardly fit this bill.

Review: HP Slate 7 Android tablet

Chairo

1024x600

was a bastard resolution for netbooks and I cannot imagine it will perform any better on a tablet.

Heck, even my cheapo chinese android phone has a higher resolution on a smaller screen. Most internet pages are optimized for a minimum vertical resolution of 768 points.

I wonder if they will ever learn...

Smut-for-Glass app suffers premature ejection

Chairo

Re: @Jake (was:As usual, the goo-tards don't ...)

I am afraid the pervs will exploit pretty much any concept available. That's why they are pervs in the first place, anyway. Yes clearly Google glass has a far higher potential for misuse than other technology. On the other hand I am quite sure the society will somehow find ways to cope with it. If things get too much out of hand, there will most likely some kind of ban to wear them in the public. Google is anything but naive, so they will make quite some effort to avoid such a situation, I suppose.

Chairo

Re: As usual, the goo-tards don't ...

It works on smut and pr0n. You didn't know that?

South African cluster kids represent ENTIRE continent at HPC battle

Chairo

They won’t find any BBQ in Leipzig (or all of Germany) that even comes close to Rudy’s.

Now, that's what I call a real challenge!

Firefox OS: Go away fanbois, fandroids - you wouldn't understand

Chairo

Re: dumb question

on the iphone 3g i can use ibooks, which is a crap ereader.

I use bluefire reader, which works pretty much OK for me on my old iphone 3g running IOS3.2. For putting the epubs on the device I use USB. The iphone appears as a separate drive with a "bluefire" folder, in which I can dump the epubs. I'm using Linux on my desktop, so I don't know if it works the same for Windows.

Chairo
Go

At least the android market...

might be easy to crack. I don't see too many problems to create an API wrapper/compatibility layer to run Firefox OS apps on any Android handset.

Zynga deactivates 500+ employees in major layoff

Chairo
Trollface

Re: We All Know

I just wish they would speak in a straightforward manner and at least act like they cared.

We All Know - they are in their position exactly because they can handle the ManagOSpeak, so this will not happen. "We are sorry that we have to fire you to increase our annual bonus" - Nah, never!

Microsoft touts business features of Windows 8.1

Chairo

ActiveX

Internet Explorer 11 will scan ActiveX extensions before executing them

Real progress would have been along the line "Internet Explorer 11 will not execute ActiveX extensions any more". Everything else is half assed.

Apple declares WAR on Spotify: iRadio bags streaming rights

Chairo

They did it before

They will convince the music labels to change the business model to agency contracts with a “most favoured nation” clause and voila - stupid consumer sheeps get a nice shaving and everyone earns more.

How Microsoft shattered Gnome's unity with Windows 95

Chairo
Meh

WPS

Effectively the Win95 and WinNT4.0 desktops were very close to OS/2's WPS. As for myself, I found the WPS to be far more powerful and elegant than the Win95 desktop.

That might also be one reason why MS didn't start suing Linux vendors. IBM might have had some rights on the Win95 desktop scheme, as well. You could argue, that OS/2 was also done by Microsoft, but the WPS changed a lot for the 2.x versions of OS/2. And AFAIK MS already withdrew from OS/2 development at that time.

Google nuke thyself: Mountain View's H.264 righteous flame-out

Chairo
Trollface

... doesn't create technology standards like MPEG 2 or H.264, but it does charge for them.

In other words- they reap what they didn't saw?

Windows 8.1 Start button SPOTTED in the wild

Chairo
Angel

The solution of it all!

This is sooo retro - a single screen interface, just like back in DOS. Next would be probably a Polaroid colour theme - oh wait, they already implemented this. And on the other hand we have this shocking multiple coloured tiles - this reminds me of something...

OK, I guess I finally found the target group for Win8(.1) - It's Hipsters! This fits so well, it cannot be just by chance!

Just like a fixie bike - colourful, simple, inconvenient to use, but once you get the hang of it, it will do the job.

But how on earth could Redmond concentrate on Hipsters as target group? Did they analyse Apple's most dedicate user group and design specifically for them?

Questions over questions...

Peak Facebook: British users lose their Liking for Zuck's ad empire

Chairo
Coat

Re: > clicking on ads

Noscript solves that one.

It does for you and me. But how many people outside of IT really use Noscript on a regular base? My experience is that they turn it off quickly, because it gets in the way.

Mine's the one with all these patches and no Java or Flash, please.

Chairo
Pint

Re: @WatAWorld: one in 20 users having clicked on an ad

Good answer - have a beer!

Chairo
Holmes

@WatAWorld: Re: one in 20 users having clicked on an ad

While I agree, that anything you do online has a risk of getting owned, there are some actions that involve a higher risk than others. Following links to unknown websites is one of them.

It would not be the first time that ads are used for slinging malware.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/15/opera_blackhole/ -

"Malvertising" incidents are far from rare. Previous victims have included Spotify, the London Stock Exchange, The Pirate Bay, ITV.com and Major League Baseball, among many others

It has been written by El Reg, so it must be the truth. Right?

Chairo
Windows

one in 20 users having clicked on an ad

Huh? So many? I thought by now everyone knows, that clicking on ads is a likely way to get 0wn3d.

Microsoft exposes green users' privates in web quiz snafu

Chairo
Joke

@Miek

they have never demonstrated any standards in web design other than "This web page requires Internet Explorer 5 or later"

Now come on - they created FrontPage, didn't they?

INSIDE GCHQ: Welcome to Cheltenham's cottage industry

Chairo
Terminator

Smartphones

I’d be interested to know how the organisation deals with the abundance of smartphones today. Are they banned or is the place more trusting now, I wonder?

A bit off topic, but I think that question could make an interesting article - How do organisations handle camera phones? Are they tolerated? Do you have to put a sticker on the lens? Outright forbidden?

My experience in this regard is quite mixed. Some customers I visit are surprisingly relaxed, while others are extremely strict and even do body searches when you leave the premises.

Tea, Earl Grey, hot! NASA blows $125k on Star Trek 3D FOOD PRINTER

Chairo
Joke

I guess this machine will be called

"The Liberator" - for obvious reasons -

China’s state-run rags brand Mars One mission a scam

Chairo
Holmes

El Reg left the big question unanswered

Now, is it a scam or not?

US Senator introduces 'Patent Abuse Reduction Act'

Chairo
Meh

A step in the right direction

But to mend the patent process, in the first place, would probably be more effective.

Orange customer clobbered with SIX-FIGURE phone bill

Chairo
Linux

Re: Unmetered...

One important point about unmetered mobile network services is, that the provider really starts to care about caps. As long as they are payed by package, no matter what, they don't really give a damn if you ruin yourself. As soon as they have to care about throttling down your connection, to make sure you don't use more "premium" speed, than you payed for, expect things to change very quickly.

As for water or gas bills - if you have one week water leakage in your home, the water bill is probably the least of your problems. Turning off water and gas before leaving your home is probably more efficient. Oh, and also unplug unneeded electrical appliances like your telly, the set-top box(es) and your IT equipment.

Penguin - they like flooded apartments.

Aha, I see you switched on your mobile Wi-Fi. YOU FOOL!

Chairo

Given the battery life of most smartphones

I suppose most people turn off WIFI anyway if they don't use it. Just like GPS, bluetooth and similar battery hogs.

LOHAN is GO! Reg spaceplane BLASTS OFF on 14 September

Chairo
Thumb Up

Why not use Hydrogen?

It would still fit to the acronym and there would be so much more pull at lower cost.

Also there is the thrill factor... Or is it forbidden to launch potential explosives with a rocket engine strapped on?

Eagerly awaiting the countdown!

They WANT to EAT YOUR COMPUTER - welcome your ANT overlords

Chairo
Linux

Re: Solution???

If you need a pangolin you could simply install ubuntu 12.04...

FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

Chairo

@ AC 18:57

and the Germans have "Giftig", I wonder how they pronounce .gif ?

The first part is pronounced just the same as the English word "gift". Thus .gif is usually pronounced like "gift" without the "t".

Fairphone goes on sale to all

Chairo
Black Helicopters

conflict-free tin and tantalum from parts the Democratic Republic of the Congo

Congo and conflict free seems to be some kind of contradiction. Or do they mean they recycle the stuff from bomb debris and destroyed military vehicles?

Whenever I hear someone claiming political correctness I get goose pimples.

Still - if it is an honest effort, then I wish them all the best, of course.

Black helicopter - lots of stuff for recycling...

More than half of Windows 8 users just treat it like Windows 7

Chairo
Coat

Re: OK. What's wrong with XP?

Well - once MS pulls the plug sometime early next year, there will be no patches any more for XP. As long as you can live with an unpatched system, that might still be OK. I wonder, however, what will happen to the activation servers. Does anyone know, if they are going offline, as well?

Btw: I'm running Firefox on Ubuntu "precise pangolin" and Flash is running. (Not running well, or running stable, or anything - we are talking about Flash, anyway).

Coat - the one with the patches, please!

Report: China IP theft now equal in value to US exports to Asia

Chairo

$107bn in additional annual sales?

That is higher than most other countries' GDP. It will be difficult to convince China, that this is not a good strategy. On the other hand - if they plan to go any (objective) third party council, their numbers should better be waterproof. If they are calculated in the same manner than RIAA's, it might rather cause amusement in the middle kingdom.

HTC woes prompts 'leave now' tweet from former staffer

Chairo

HTC has damaged itself

by not upgrading their products OS in a consistent manner.

Unfortunately it's much easier to damage your reputation than to mend the damage later.

James Bond inspires US bill to require smart guns for all

Chairo
Coat

I see it coming

The iGun's on the way!

Global perils of dirt, glaciers and lizardocalypse overblown, say boffins

Chairo
Pint

Re: Sigh

For some part I agree. However the CO2 debate also has a lot of positive side effects. Pushing for more efficient energy usage is not such a bad thing. More efficient engines, heating and light, for example. So even in the worst case (which would doubtless be the best case!), not all is just a waste of time. Yes, yes, I know - there are also a lot of negative examples. I'm just trying to keep a positive attitude...

Beer - because it is better to put the alcohol in a glass than in the tank.

Full metal jacket: Nokia launches new Lumia 925

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Thumb Up

@Sentient : Re: It is running Windows 8?

Interesting, thanks for the link.

If they can solve out the source compatibility issue to an extend that people can write apps for both, the desktop and the phone without too much trouble, it would be an enormous step forward for the platform.

In such a case the move to TIFKAM might actually give them an edge instead of being a hindrance and it would pay off in the long run.

They have to get their act together very soon, however. Nokia made some beautiful phones, lately, but they will need more than that to compete against Apple and Samsung. They will most of all need to keep a healthy income.

I really, really wonder how a company with Microsoft's resources could make such a basic mistake. What kind of enormous screw-up happened to put them in such a situation?

Intel releases 'Beacon Mountain' Android-on-Atom dev tool

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Thumb Up

Might the combination of better silicon, a decent development tool and just offering mobe-makers an alternative they can use to beat up their current CPU suppliers finally get Intel into a better mobile place?

Hopefully it will encourage the competition to turn out even better silicon, development tools, etc.

Competition is a good thing, isn't it?

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