* Posts by Chairo

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Samsung denies benchmark cheating, despite evidence

Chairo
Angel

Market-speech

In market speech "cheating" is translated to "optimising". It is just the same than "doping" in sports, btw.

There are some variations, of course. "lying" would be translated to "optimising the truth".

And stop talking about "locking" or "disabling"! The correct market-speech is "featuring".

So Samsung optimised the truth by optimising the benchmark performance of their phones and even added a new feature regarding regional support. From marketing point of view everything is in great order, now please be a good consumer, close your eyes and open your mouth!

Adobe hit by 'sophisticated' mega hack ransack

Chairo
Devil

Surprise surprise

When I first heard about "creative cloud", I wondered who would trust Adobe enough to give them their personal information. Turns out that at least 2.9 million people did so. - That is the only surprise here in my opinion.

Sony Xperia Z Ultra: The quad-core 2.2GHz MEGA SCREEN PHONDLESLAB

Chairo
Thumb Up

I wonder

if it survives putting it in the rear pocket and sitting on a chair. El Reg should introduce such test for future VLP reviews. Also what about the heat generation? I could imagine it gets quite warm, seen how tightly it is sealed. Otherwise quite an impressive piece of hardware. As trade off for the waterproofing I can even even forgive the glued in battery.

FTC chilled about Google's buyout of map app Waze - report

Chairo
Unhappy

Google's business model

First they slurp Waze, then they slurp the data of Waze's users. As a (infrequent) Waze user I don't like the deal at all.

On the other hand I don't see how the FTC could stop them. There are still several players in mobile navigation, so there is no imminent danger that Google could become monopolist at this moment.

What will happen is that many users will abandon Waze for other less Googly navigation software. I suppose Google took that into account when they decided to take over. Otherwise they might be in for a bad surprise. That's market at work, isn't it?

Beat this, cloud giants! Musk rocket flings 1TB hard drive into SPAAACE

Chairo

Re: Oh goody.

"MORE crap floating around in space...just what we need...NOT!"

In the story they state that "the gadget is attached to Canada's CASSIOPE weather-watching bird". If they keep up the habit of piggy packing their equipment with other satellites, there will no no additional garbage in space. But even if not, satellites nowadays are not just abandoned after use any more. They are disposed off by either dropping them in the atmosphere or by parking them in a special orbit that is reserved for space junk.

Given that these kind of satellites are flying in a rather low orbit, they will probably be dumped in the atmosphere at the end of their useful life.

DEAD STEVE JOBS kills Apple bounce patent from BEYOND THE GRAVE

Chairo

Re: Regardless of the merits of the Apple patent

it means that once a idea has been published without a patent application being made, it is not patentable any more.

So no, you can still patent your invention, just don't publish it before you write the patent application.

I suppose this is one way to ensure that people are not showing off some good idea first and than try to cash in from others, that started to implement it before the patent was even written.

Travel much? DON'T buy a Samsung Galaxy Note 3

Chairo

Re: Bad sticker wording

And will the phone still be unlocked after a reset, eg. due to a software update? Well, as a global citizen that moves around a lot, I am not going to take the risk.

At least not as long as there are plenty of "really" unlocked phones around.

I am still remembering my HP 3210a printer I bought in Japan and took to Europe a year later. I made sure to buy only equipment that works with 240 volts, but they got me by putting a country lock on the ink cardrige chip.

My last HP product, too, btw...

Chairo

Another great brand just died

Bye bye Sammy, it was nice to know you, may you rest in peace!

Look out, world! HP's found a use for Autonomy - rescuing Win XP bods

Chairo

Why bother with the cloud? Just wrap it in a virtual machine

Use any VM converter to wrap the XP box into a virtual machine and safe it on a big enough external hard or network drive, then update the box to the OS of your choice, either Windows 7/8 or any flavour of Linux or BSD or whatever OS you wish to migrate to, connect the virtual machine (and deny it network connection after next April, for obvious reasons) - voila! You have full access to whatever used to be on the XP box.

This has the nice side effect, that there is still a chance to recover licence keys you forgot to unlock before the transition. (Some software might notice it is suddenly running in a VM and might not allow to unlock the license key any more, however).

Apple Maps directs drivers INTO path of ONCOMING PLANES

Chairo
Facepalm

Re: The only thing a mechanic can't fix

I wonder what kind of disclaimer you would have to accept to use a self driving car -

"Under no circumstances shall the maker, or anyone who distributes or maintains covered vehicle be liable to You for any direct, indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any character including, without limitation, damages for lost profits, loss of goodwill, or loss of your life."

It's official: Firm numbers show firm global lead of pricey iPhone 5s

Chairo

Future orientation?

Only the 5s has the new 64 bit A7 processor. This means that phone will most likely be supported much longer than the 5c.

OK, in reality this is probably not a big deal, as the average lifetime of modern smartphones seems to be only 2 years, anyway, but it could also be one factor why people rather pay a bit more and take the 5s.

Obama Zucker-punched: 'NSA PR bungle whacked public trust in web giants'

Chairo
Coat

Re: @noominy.noom Great Moral Compass, There

Remember these are the people who change all their your privacy settings on a whim and, when you complain, say "you can always leave Facebook..."

Yes, you can!

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

In MASSIVE surprise, world+dog discovers Nokia checked out Android

Chairo

Re: Nokia becoming more like M$oft alredy

Er, no. Android on low end hardware is rubbish

That would depend on what you define as low end hardware and what you want to do with it. Jelly Bean runs quite fine on a 1GHz single core chip with 512MB memory. Good enough for some simple gaming, music listening and even some video watching, if you can live without HD content.

Apple’s iOS 64-bit iUpgrade: Don't expect a 2x performance leap

Chairo
Meh

So why bother with a 64-bit chip at all?

The cynic might say, not unreasonably, that it’s nothing more than a marketing exercise.

The realist might say, it is a good excuse for Apple to cut off support for their "old stuff" at some not too far away point of time. Just as it happened when they went from ARMv6 to ARMv7 instruction set.

Windows 8.1 to freeze out small business apps

Chairo
Facepalm

The message isn't clear enough yet?

The killing of technet should have made it clear already - they hate small ISVs.

Small ISVs could grow to large ISVs and cut into Redmond's market share. We can't have that, can we?

(I can't decide, if I should use the joke or the troll icon - I have a growing feeling, that they might really feel like this, so perhaps the slapping hand fits best)...

Samsung stakes claim to smartwatch market with Galaxy Gear

Chairo
Go

Re: Battery lasts a day?!

What's the problem? Just another device that needs to be put to the charger at the plugfest every evening.

One or two company phones, private phone, tablet, and the missus might have one or another device, as well - one more watch hardly counts...

Also proud owners of "automatic" watches, already know the pleasure of putting them in the rewinder. That didn't stop them from buying and wearing such watches.

The question is rather, how is the usability? Given the size of the screen, I think we can safely forget about any on-screen keyboard text editing, book reading or similar. It might work well as a videophone and might show some tweets, mails or SMS, though. Kind of like an extended notification area.

I am looking forward to reading El Reg's product review. Hopefully they can get their hands on one soon!

Forget Mars: Let's get someone on the Moon – NASA veteran

Chairo

Re: Great idea!

This is not a moon...

Hey, Bill Gates! We've found 14 IT HOTSHOTS to be the next Steve Ballmer

Chairo
Thumb Up

Please please please

Let it be Elop. For all the good it would do Nokia, Microsoft and the rest of the world.

Tor usage up by more than 100% in August

Chairo
Coat

@Anon 07:00 GMT Re: probably the NSA turned on the switch

Anon for obvious reasons

No offence, but do you really think they care about what El Reg's commentards speculate?

And if they care - do you think posting anonymous will protect you?

Ah there it is - (putting on tinfoil hat)

Chairo
Big Brother

probably the NSA turned on the switch

of their new Tor surveillance system.

They already know perfectly well what is going in and what is going out, so they just need to map the inside of the onion. If they flood the network with enough nodes, they can build up a connection map and re-trace most connections. That would also explain the explosion in Indian Tor usage. Probably some big outsourced server farm to cut costs.

Now where did I leave my tinfoil head... ?

Ebook judge: Guilty Apple must hire anti-antitrust watchdog to probe itself

Chairo

Missing the target group, aren't we?

The monitor will review Apple's internal compliance procedures and recommend changes as well as overseeing annual anticompetitive law training for employees.

As the contract in question was negotiated by the former CEO of the company, I wonder what any ordinary employee could have done to avoid it.

Compliance structures in companies are usually some kind of bypass for employees, to report directly to the compliance officer, which has to be high enough in the organisation to skip any middle management that might be guilty and would otherwise cover the dirt. The idea is to give the board a chance to find out as fast as possible if anything illegal is going on, in order to make a deal with the authorities. In cartel cases, usually the party who blows the whistle first comes away easily.

If top management is involved in the dirty deal, nothing the employees do will help.

It might have been helpful to give a compliance lecture to Mr. Jobs. I doubt he would have changed the deal, but at least he might have kept more silent about it.

IBM lands spook data-sharing standard at Oz airports

Chairo
Big Brother

Very useful, indeed

This way it can be ensured, that any friend, distant relative or otherwise to Edward Snowden related person (or any person with a similar name like aforementioned dissidents innocents terrorists) is going to be caught if they should ever use Australia as a transit point.

ISPs scramble to explain mouse-sniffing tool

Chairo
FAIL

Lies, damned lies and metrics

I love, if companies optimise their strategies on random data gathered secretly.

That way Microsoft found out that no one really wants the start button and everyone just loves to memorise and type in the program name, instead.

How about asking your users about their opinion instead? What you can't trust these lying bastards? Well then...

Huawei Ascend P6: Skinny smartphone that's not just bare bones

Chairo

Nice phone, but their update history sucks

If their support for the P6 is any similar to the support they gave to their earlier flagship phone, the "Honor 2" aka "G615", don't expect too much in terms of OS updates. The Honor 2 shipped in March with near stock ICS and a promised update to 4.1 - for March. The update came 3 months late, that would have still been fine, if not for the fact that it was so buggy, it was virtually unusable.

Best was how this was fixed - they just offered a downgrade to ICS.

Of course installing the update completely wipes the phone, as does the downgrade. All in all a big loss of time for no good reason.

As for their "emotion UI" - at least the one they included in their ill fated Jelly Bean update for the Honor 2, they did not bundle any crapware with it. (If you don't count their UI as crapware, of course).

Pity Huawei didn't learn from the mistakes of their competitors.

Lenovo to ship all new PCs with Start Menu replacement

Chairo
Devil

Re: People should make their own mind up

Windows 8 is hurting sales

He was ready to hand out money for Windows 7, even after he already paid for his Win8 OEM version, so it seems it is actually generating sales.

Chairo
Linux

@aqk: Re: Just awesome indeed! I actually UPGRADED to Win8.

Enjoy your Windows-7. Or is it Windoze-XP?

It used to be "Windows-XP". Since a few months it's Mint. And gee! It cost me $0 !!

OK, it took a bit of time to download and put it on a bootable memory stick, but after installation my computer felt so clean!

XP lives on in a vm - safely contained deletium.

Bug-finder chucked for posting to Zuck

Chairo
Facepalm

WTF?

since Facebook's team wasn't friends with the target account he used to demonstrate the bug, they could not see the links he provided

Facebook's quality team is not able to see all Facebook postings? There is no one with admin rights that could check some bug report out?

Is this a sign of incompetence or just laziness?

Comrade! If you dare f$%^ing swear on the internet, WE'LL SHOOT

Chairo
Happy

@wowfood

What we need is some kind of child safety camp (read concentration camp) to keep them safe... from themselves.

I think that one has already been invented. It is called Kindergarden.

Chairo
Big Brother

Re: Good luck on this one

First define 'bad language'

That's simply everything that offends the ruling party.

to be more precise - that definition is up to the ruling party...

Chairo
Facepalm

Good luck on this one

Cleaning the web from bad language is kind of a first step in protecting the children - the other few million steps afterwards will be much harder, though.

The only way this could work is to take all Russian blogs offline - which might actually be the real intention behind this initiative...

Been hacked? Don't dial 999: The plods are too dense, sniffs sec bigwig

Chairo
Happy

Reminds me of something...

He wants to see a world where big firms share information about potential targets and stop them before any damage can be done.

I think I have heard that story before - I think it was called "Minority Report" or so.

Well, OK, they are just blacklisting dodgy IP addresses and try to make it sound sexy. Still - given the ethics of your average CEO, such ideas should not be mentioned too noisily around. One might hear it and implement it "in the real world".

British boffin muzzled after cracking car codes

Chairo

Re: News?

A lot of them also just lean the mixture out a lot for small performance gains

AFAIK those don't plug in the OBD connector, however. Usually they come as a ominous looking box, containing some simple electronics that is plugged in between the wiring harness and some sensor.

Such a kit at least changes something in the engine behaviour. They usually also reduce the engine life by a huge margin, doing so.

IMHO the ones working on the OBD interventions are the really dangerous ones, as far as unwanted acceleration, etc. goes.

Chairo

News?

connect a laptop to the diagnostic ports of a Prius and a Ford Escape, and from there, show that the laptop can issue instructions to the vehicles' ECU (electronic control unit), including steering, acceleration, braking and the horn

Since when is this news? The diagnostics protocol is highly standardized. Everything is well documented. As for the active interventions, those are generally used by other controllers. Mainly the ESP. Tuners know this for ages. You can buy "Tuning" sets for the diagnostics port since quite a while. Basically all they do is check how much you accelerate and then tell the ECU to accelerate a bit more. So the driver feels the car is more responsive. Quite simple and quite dangerous - the ECU has a lot of fail-safe mechanisms built in to make sure it is not calculating bollocks. Same cannot be said about these "tuning kits".

It could become critical, if someone would hook up the diagnostics bus to the Internet. But hey, why would anyone want do something like that (/sarcasm/).

Verizon offers Motorola mobe with 48-HOUR battery life

Chairo

Talk time longer than standby time?

28 hours of talk time or 13 hours of standby time?

Shurely a mistake?

That said, if these handsets come even close to the claimed 13 days standby time, it would be very, very impressive.

Under real world usage conditions, anyway.

If things like cell connection, mail polling, Skype and other background apps are running, I suppose this time will be shortened quite a bit.

Still...

Burger-rage horse dumps on McDonald's: Rider saddled with fat fine

Chairo

Does anyone know

why they have a problem with serving people on horseback or 2 wheelers? It sounds like some really artificial rule...

And what about customers, riding a quad or a trike?

Psssst: If you wanna be rich, make the next privacy Robocop app

Chairo

Re: Detailed Control of Smartphone app permissions is seriously needed

Ironically the new Huawei Ascend P6 has this functionality out of the box. Of course, it being a Huawei, it is questionable what kind of backdoors, etc are build in, as well.

On the other hand, it might give some pressure on other makers to also include such kind of functionality.

Chairo

Re: "US companies never experienced fascist government"

Not quite comparable to Nazi Germany or Poland under Stalin, but whatever....

It should be mentioned, that Hitler was democratically elected in a real and functioning democracy. He first became chancellor, then bullied the parliament into granting him more and more power, but it was only when the president died, that he made his final grasp for power and became "president and chancellor" in one person. Up to that moment pre-war Germany was still a democracy.

So no, I don't agree. It is quite comparable, what happens here. democracies are very fragile things that need a proper balance of power between government and people. Secret courts, a unseen external threat, a all seeing spy network that is out of control - that is the stuff dictatorships are born from.

OK, I agree that Obama is not Hitler. He will not misuse this power. But there will be another president after him. What about that guy?

Chairo
Happy

@Ross K; Re: Flash?

Lynx is available from a repository if needed.

It can come handy, if you need to browse a website or configuration page from some lightweight system without GUI.

No need to bundle unneeded packages with the distribution, if anything you need can be installed easily on a whim.

Say, you still use a proprietary OS?

Paypal makes man 1000x as rich as the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE

Chairo
Facepalm

PayPal seems to have some trouble lately

Last month I got a "Congratulations, you just won 500 Euros" mail from Paypal. As I didn't join any game or such, I was quite a bit confused, to say the least. First of all I thought it is some kind of very well made phishing attempt, but the message was clearly genuine.

Unfortunately they sent another message some one or two hours later, just to tell me "sorry - we made a mistake, no money for you, but you can still join our game. Please buy a lot of stuff, using PayPal to win".

Quite a disappointment. Of course not half as bad as owning the world for a moment and then losing it again.

Android in cars

Chairo

Smart cars

Car makers are working quite hard on putting more connectivity into their vehicles. It's an enormous future market and is still largely undeveloped.

As for the OS, I doubt that Android will be first choice. A system must be extremely rugged and reliable to run in a car. Automotive hardware has temperature, vibration, EMC and lifetime requirements that are not so far from MIL spec. As for the software it needs to be VERY stable. If you want to allow in drive usage, you'll also have to consider usability, the dashboard layout, your existing design philosophy, Interfaces to the engine computer, diagnostics, Navigation, etc.

This is a huge work. Far different from taking some 7inch Android tablet and bolting it on the dashboard.

Given the market size and the requirements, there is enough room for the development of more specialised custom OSes. No doubt there will be some kind of standard at the end. For example check out the CCC, which is working on something like that.

Of course no one will stop you from doing just that - buy a car holder and slap in some 7inch Android tablet or phablet. You'll have full freedom what to install, how to use it and with who to share your data.

Just make sure you don't leave it in the vehicle over night in a Scandinavian winter or during daytime in a hot summer.

As for myself - I don't really want a car that sends my position, driving behaviour and all kind of engine and safety parameters back to the government or whoever else. But then again, I am probably too old to fit in the horde.

Is it a BIRD? Is it a plane? Right first time – and she's in SPANDEX

Chairo
Meh

Re: Huawei is going down the same path as HTC

Turns out, that Huawei finally published the promised update. It came out just one day before I let out my anger above.

OK, so it was 5 months late, but better late than never, right?

Now it would be nice to get some El Reg review about the new P6. We already know about the kinky suits, now show us some kinky smartphone!

Chairo

Huawei is going down the same path as HTC

Hey Huawei, where is the promised jelly bean upgrade for my G615? It was promised for March, wasn't it?

And yes, I know, there is a beta I could install - but somehow I expected more from you than a green banana.

Pity, I had some hopes you would do better, but it seems you are going down the same path than HTC. Or does this mean you are still early in your learning curve?

It would be much cooler to give a good support for your products, than to hire actors in kinky suits for your press conferences, you know...

Google and fellow ad-slingers PROMISE to starve pirates of oxygen

Chairo
Meh

"principally dedicated to selling counterfeit goods"

So Ebay will be ad free in the future?

Femtocell flaw leaves Verizon subscribers' Wi-Fi and mobile wide open

Chairo

"This is not about how the NSA would attack ordinary people. This is about how ordinary people would attack ordinary people,"

Ordinary people rarely attack ordinary people, the NSA however...

Oh please, PLEASE bring back Xbox One's hated DRM - say Xbox loyalists

Chairo

Re: I agree wholeheartedly

Region locking. I'm sick of this shit.

Yessir, I agree. It's evil and should be forbidden.

Microsoft extends Windows Phone 8 support through 2015

Chairo
Meh

Not really good news

The extension of Windows Phone 8 support probably just means that Windows Phone 9 will come later.

It is very likely that the current devices can be upgraded to Windows Phone 9, so a longer support for Windows Phone 8, is not forcibly good news.

It would be nice, if Microsoft or Nokia would get their act together and give some official statement about future support for current WP8 hardware, however. Given Microsoft's past performance regarding OS updates for Windows Mobile and Windows Phone 7 devices and the lack of software compatibility between OS revisions, a clear statement would be in order to safe the platform.

T-Mobile to let US customers swap phones twice a year

Chairo
Angel

Mobile makers will be so happy

Finally no need for these pesky firmware updates any more...

They can just concentrate on sales and forget about service - like they always wanted to.

Microsoft: Still using Office installed on a PC? Gosh, you squares

Chairo
Happy

Re: A text editor would be more attractive than Microsoft Office

Definitely Joe.

Nothing beats the old Wordstar commands!

India's centralised snooping system facing big delays

Chairo
Meh

Sounds familiar

the system currently lacks the search algorithms needed to identify specific documents, meaning that as it stands operatives would have to search every email in the CMS to find the one they’re looking for

Are they running Outlook?

Brits: Give us £1m and we'll build a crack ALIEN-HUNTING TEAM

Chairo
Happy

Re: The questions are....

Even our local galaxy is so large that it's almost certain that there's life in some form within it.

Why only almost? Last I checked, there still was life on earth, which happens to be in our very own Milky Way galaxy.

As for asteroids, you can always join "Asteroids@home". They are trying to calculate shape and movement of asteroids. The project is even available for Android through the "nativeboinc" app, so you can run it, while recharging your smartphone during the night.

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