* Posts by Chairo

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North Korea to switch on the interwebs

Chairo
Mushroom

I suppose each single one of these 20 PC's will be secured with the North Korean version of a firewall - a Nork soldier, armed with a flame-thrower.

MtGox takes heat as reasons for Bitcoin FAIL surface

Chairo
Trollface

This would be a good moment

to invest in some bitcoins. First open an account at MtGox and then -

Oh, wait...

Judge: Google owes patent troll a 1.36% cut of AdWords' BEELLIONS

Chairo

Re: @Chairo

Sure enough - I liked Altavista quite well at the time and switched to google when it was clear that they had the better search engine.

Chairo
Joke

If it was really that great a patent, why did Lycos go bust then?

Because "let's Lycos the answer" doesn't really sound so good?

Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

Chairo

Re: Not sure I understand this...

and he even did it for free - how horrendous!

Fancy a little kinky sex? GCHQ+NSA will know - thanks to Angry Birds

Chairo
Unhappy

"The Angry Bird Seasons" app, sold currently in the Amazon appstore requires the following permissions:

- Your location

- Full Network access

- Storage (SD card access)

- phone status and identity

- monitor network communication

- development tools (test access to protected storage)

- access to accounts

I have no idea, if the game play is good or not. No way I would give a game such permissions without a good reason.

Oh, and did I mention that is the "ad-free" version!

I suppose their company slogan is something like "We make money, so why should we care"...

Microsoft to RIP THE SHEETS off Windows 9 aka 'Threshold' in April

Chairo
Windows

Re: If...

And this is why Linux (including OSX) has no place in my home.

It is probably running in your router, your set-top box, your telly, your mobile phone, your fixed (if it's IP) phone, your washing machine and even in your car-navigation.

Homeless icon - every place is his home. --------------------------------------------------->

Panasonic will go Firefox OS for TVs

Chairo
Happy

Good news

After the rather disappointing hardware that Firefox OS came with up to now, this should give it quite a boost. Let's hope they put in some decent hardware!

Snowden to warn Brits on Xmas telly: Your children will NEVER have privacy

Chairo
Holmes

Re: Kids DON'T WANT privacy

If you have children over 5 years, you can do the following experiment to test this statement.

Try the following:

- sneak silently to your kid's room

- suddenly open the door

- quickly step aside, to avoid being hit by any item your kid is throwing at you. (optional)

Now again, what did you say?

Android, Chromebooks storm channel as Windows PC sales go flat

Chairo
FAIL

A good lesson...

...how to destroy your market with too much greed and a bad strategy.

Both, Microsoft and Intel had this market cornered with the netbooks. Microsoft didn't like the low margin for the netbook flavour of Win7 and Intel wanted to push ultrabooks, so they both killed the netbook market with their imposed limitations. (800x600 screen resolution, 2GB memory limit, 32bit only CPU, ...).

Now someone else filled the gap and they lost their market share. Too bad, isn't it?

Ironically these cheapo tablets manage to deliver acceptable performance with similar or even worse hardware, than the netbooks had.

It's the dream: Bill Gates chucks cash at WEE-IN-YOUR-PHONE project

Chairo
Coat

Financial crisis coming?

... can convert human waste into fuel

I wonder how they are going to tax the resulting fuel... Pay per shit?

ARM server chip upstart Calxeda bites the dust in its quest for 64-bit glory

Chairo
Unhappy

Analogies

Energy, matter, and innovation are never lost, just reassembled.

Sometime they get sucked in a black hole, though. A good analogy of a patent troll, IMHO.

Windows Phone app developers: These games are made for you

Chairo

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Android nasty sends your texts to CHINA

Chairo

Re: Free app hosted elsewhere?

do you look at the requested permissions for each app (that performs a specific function) and then install the one with the least permissions?

->yes.

if the permissions change … do you uninstall the app and start over?

->yes, if I don't like them.

Any more questons?

Unlocking CryptoLocker: How infosec bods hunt the fiends behind it

Chairo

I want virtualisation on my iPhone, and I want it NOW

Chairo

your Android phone has Microsoft DRM in it

if this is behind the "drm protected content storage" process - I disabled that one some while ago, together with other unwanted preinstalled spyware like the "Market feedback agent", facebook, google+ et al.

Up to now I didn't see any difference. If anything the phone seems to run more stable. Probably due to the RAM that was blocked by this stuff.

China's answer to AIRPOCALYPSE: Fire up the supercomputer

Chairo
Devil

They have to do something

so they decided to study the problem a bit longer.

Or with other words: let's win some time until winter is over or the weather changes. (Whatever comes first).

And no, it has nothing to do with the long, long delays in introduction of stronger emission standards. (cough, cough)

BlackBerry rejected Justin Bieber as brand ambassador

Chairo

Blackberry posted a loss of almost $1bn in Q2 2014

Talking about hindsight...

OHM MY GOD! Move over graphene, here comes '100% PERFECT' stanene

Chairo
Happy

@Don Jefe

If you think that "Stanene" is a terrible name, you should try "Urea acid".

That one has been re branded as "Add-blue" - probably to prevent people from refilling the Urea tank by pissing in.

Microsoft, HURTING after NSA backdooring, vows to now harden its pipe

Chairo

"software called Monkey Puzzle"

I love these code names nearly as much as I hate the spying.

Was that a reference to Ballmer's famous dance?

Ex-Nokia team unveil Jolla smartphone with added Sailfish OS

Chairo
Happy

Sounds interesting

I hope El Reg will get one of those for review.

FBI sends memo to US.gov sysadmins: You've been hacked... for the past YEAR

Chairo

Adobe software is such crap. It's so expensive and yet full of holes.

And water is wet, ice is cool, the sky is blue, ...

I wonder what employee performing rating system they use...

Bitcoin mining rig firm claims $3m revenue in just FOUR DAYS

Chairo
Facepalm

Re: I really don’t understand?????

That, and invading Poland, erm, Belgium.

In WWI? I think you are a 1000 years off the mark.

SPACE, the FINAL FRONTIER: These are the images of the star probe Cassini

Chairo
Headmaster

I am not fully sure tides work that way.

I am sure tides don't work that way on a moon, as moons tend to be tidal locked to their planet.

The truth about mystery Trojan found in space

Chairo

Re: Virus in space...

Now if they would find virus writers and lynch prosecute them...

I think the fitting justice would be to throw them out of the airlock without a space suit.

Microsoft's EAT-your-OWN-YOUNG management system AXED

Chairo
Meh

You could cure cancer and be told your performance was "Satisfactory" while your colleague could do something completely and utterly pointless, unrelated to his role and get "Excellent" with a payrise.

Of course - if you cure someone he will not need further medicine, so the one with the "pointless" results generates more profits.

So who is the better performer from a company view?

XBOX One SHOT DEAD by Redmond following delivery blunder

Chairo

Re: Optional

People stuck in a walled proprietary mass of BS!

When have consoles ever been anything else?

Face it - a gaming console is a consumer device and in today's brave new world of online enforcement a consumer has zero ownership.

Hordes of lobbyists and enormous amounts of "campaign support money" (bribes) have seen to that.

LG's curvy Flex phablet and its self-healing bottom escapes Korea

Chairo
Coat

“self-healing” bottom

Why would a Korean phone need a “self-healing” bottom? Too much spicy food?

OK, OK, I'm outa here...

MPAA, RIAA: Kids need to learn 3 Rs – reading, writing and NO RIPPING

Chairo
Big Brother

I wonder

if part of their teaching is to report their parents to the RIAA, should they download anything.

Now that would be progress...

Japanese PM holds on for dear life in self-driving car

Chairo

risk-averse drivers

So in APAC: Japan yes, China, Indonesia and Thailand no

You obviously never drove over the Tokyo city highway. It's like Mario Kart without bananas.

AT&T turns spying on customers for CIA into cash waterfall – report

Chairo
Unhappy

US company sells out customer data for cash

wow - what surprise!

Mobe-makers' BLOATWARE is Android's Achilles heel

Chairo

Re: Why all the exitement?

Yes, on the other hand, AFAIK pre-installed applications are stored in another partition than normal apps. That means, even if you could delete them, you would have to repartition everything to gain new, free space.

But at least you can delete the data, used by the apps you disable. That can already free up quite some flash.

And yes, I am well aware that not every user is able to find the disable option in the app settings and then judge, which app is bloat and which is crucial.

A good part of the Google apps can be disabled, btw, but you might lose functionality - you need "Google Search" to have voice search, for example.

Chairo

Why all the exitement?

Since ICS android contains a feature to disable internal apps. So if you don't like it, just disable it and install something more sensible.

Microsoft's so keen on touch some mice FAIL under Windows 8.1

Chairo
Trollface

Re: Couldn't disagree more

They just need to work out their USB kinks

That might well be. Unfortunately, nowadays it seems to be forbidden at Redmond to use a regular keyboard and mouse, so it will be a bit difficult to test the fix...

Apple: How we slip YOUR data to govts – but, hey, we're not Google

Chairo

Interesting that Germany runs 2nd right behind the US of A. So much for their famous data protection laws...

ARM flexes muscle: Forget iPhone 5S's 64-bit edge – it will soon be standard

Chairo

Re: Late next year?!

Not a 32-bit implementation - the silicon will be full 64-bit. It's just that the software running on it might only run in 32-bit mode.

No, it will be the other way around. You will have a 64bit core inside a physical package and pinning of a 32bit processor. Much like the i386SX was a 32 bit core in a 16 bit package back in the 90s.

So the software can make use of all the nice 64bit operations and registers, even if the hardware on the outside is still lagging behind a step.

64bit external hardware will only start making sense once smartphones with more than 4GB memory arrive, but having a 64bit core, even with 32bit externals means you will be able to upgrade your OS and apps so much longer.

iPHONE 5S BATTERY: It may NOT just be you, it may be RUBBISH

Chairo

Re: Serve them right

I've never bought a landfill phone without a replaceable battery, and I never will.

For me the point is rather to be able to remove the battery, not so much to replace it.

Just to be 100% sure the damn thing is off, whenever I want it to be off.

HTC phone STOPS BULLET, saves Florida gas station clerk's life

Chairo
Flame

Looks like

The battery took most of the bullet's energy. Lucky it didn't short circuit, otherwise the clerk would have gotten a nasty burn. Still better than a bullet in the lung, of course.

Euro Parliament votes to end data sharing with US – the NSA swiped the bytes anyway

Chairo
Thumb Up

Re: A Key Problem

... the sky isn't blue wrong

I don't know where you live, but if I look out of the window, the sky looks rather greyish white.

Otherwise I agree.

Swedish teen's sex video fine slashed: Unwilling co-star girlfriend furious

Chairo

Re: 2400 £? That's a mockery!

In the future, the girl could be blackmailed, bullied at her workplace, become the target for sexual predators, ...

Don't get me wrong. I also think the guy is a POS for uploading the video. Fortunately for the girl, people in Sweden are quite open regarding sex. Just walk through any public park in Sweden during a warm summer night, and you will understand what I mean. So it is very unlikely the girl will suffer blackmail, workplace bullying or sexual predation in the future. At least as long as she stays in Sweden.

Lone sysadmin fingered for $462m Wall Street crash

Chairo
Mushroom

Don't shoot the sysadmin, shoot the programmer!

re-using an obsolete message flag for a new purpose is simply lousy programming.

I've already seen (and been bitten by) this, as well.

Programmers of this world - bits are not so rare, that you have to re-use them for new purposes. If you need to send new information, please use a new bit / flag /message, whatever. Oh, and make sure that you use the latest interface description and also update your changes to it. You DO make interface descriptions, do you?

Reusing obsolete messages for new stuff just leads to a big mess and to conflicts that no compiler, linker or run-time check can ever find. Even a peer review will probably not safe you (or more precisely your customer), as they tend to review only the module and not the interface. It's just asking for trouble.

IMHO it's the programmer who wrote this should be crucified, not the poor sysadmin who stumbled over the mess others left for him.

Of course the programmer is probably sitting somewhere outside of US legislation (India / Vietnam / China, wherever) and is a bit difficult to use as scapegoat.

And of course people are used to pay for shitty software that disclaims any liability, sold by the usual big name software vendors, so they take it for granted, that bad programming cannot be counted as the reason for such a disaster.

Mark Shuttleworth labels Mir opponents 'the Open Source Tea Party'

Chairo

Fragmentation grenade?

Mir is relevant for approximately 1% of all developers, just those who think about shell development.

I'm more worried about driver and window manager development. If I understand right, Mir will not work with closed source X-Windows drivers. Does that mean in future, hardware makers have to release 3 different drivers? One for X, one for Wayland and one for Mir? That can only be a bad thing.

And will it still possible to install other window managers on top of Ubuntu? Currently I'm quite happily running Mate on top of Ubuntu, as I realised that Unity is not for me. (I gave it a chance, but after a few days I realised it gets in my way, and gave up).

You cannot blame people that they are worried about fragmentation. Fragmentation is usually not a good thing. To some degree Linux turned its fragmentation from a liability into a virtue, but more choice is only good if things still work together. The packet manager fragmentation would be a good example of how not to do things. Please, please let Ubuntu not become the next fragmentation grenade, hitting Linux/Unix.

Snap-happy blogger babe posts catcalling blokes' mugshots online

Chairo
Thumb Down

In more civilised times

the perpetrator was pilloried on the market place and after a few days it was over.

Nowadays your life is destroyed by a single thoughtless action, put on the internet by another thoughtless person.

Doesn't matter, if the victim of internet revenge is male or female. A victim he/she is nonetheless.

I wonder how many careers and lifes will be destroyed by this "artist".

The art of victimising. Quite some form of expression, isn't it?

Windows 8.1: Read this BEFORE updating - especially you, IT admins

Chairo
Devil

Re: If you previously had Windows 8 setup with a 'local account'. WATCH OUT!

We are Microsoft, prepare to be assimilated, resistance is futile!

I just love it! And even more I love the fact that none of my machines is on Windows 8...

The amount of abuse that Microsoft users seem to tolerate is really amazing!

NORKS cyber mayhem cost South Korea £500m

Chairo
Mushroom

It’s also notoriously difficult to quantify the financial impact of cyber attacks

Just ask the RIAA. They are experts in breaking down vague claims into exact dollars and cents.

The legacy IE survivor's guide: Firefox, Chrome... more IE?

Chairo
Mushroom

bloat and waste

Checking the allocated memory of my machine, It seems that Firefox allocates over 170 MB, just to render this one single page. This is without counting the memory, used up by plug-ins.

So much for modern browsers. Quite a progress, isn't it?

Sony Xperia Z Ultra: The quad-core 2.2GHz MEGA SCREEN PHONDLESLAB

Chairo
Coat

@Lamont Cranston Re: I wonder

I'd also expect unsightly bulges, and difficult walking

Is this your mobile phone in your pocket or...

Ok, ok I'll get my coat...

Microsoft store staff to hold all night vigil for Surface 2

Chairo

anecdotal evidence

Last week I had the following discussion with my (completely not interested in tech) wife:

W: Hey look, this [insert Taiwanese maker] tablet is really cheap. It also has a high resolution.

Me: (Point at the picture) This tablet runs under Microsoft's Windows RT.

W: Oh, I see. (loses interest and clicks the ad away).

Looks like Microsoft's ad campaign completely failed. At least in this case. For average people Windows just seems to have no brand value outside of the PC market. I wonder how Microsoft thinks they can sell their stuff, if they cannot make it desirable to end customers.

It's official: Steelie Neelie is a triple-triple-TRIPLE win digital woman

Chairo
Coat

digital woman?

If I read this, I somehow see an image of a girl, jumping out of a TV set...

Coat - the one with the rental video in the pocket!

Apple pulls VPN app, helps censors' job in China

Chairo

Do they ever respond?

Apple couldn’t immediately be reached for additional comment.

I don't think I ever saw any Apple related article on El Reg without a similar statement below.

You don't give up easily, do you?

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