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Microsoft's Edge gang pops a head above the parapet to give Linux fans a strong 'maybe'

Tuesday 18th June 2019 08:57 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

wanted to know more about the cute cat and why it had been in the storage box ..

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Honey, hive had it with this drone: Couple lived for years with thousands of bees in bedroom wall

Tuesday 21st May 2019 13:53 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: This article

I think she had left us 8 years ago.

swarmed ?

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Google readies Pixel for the masses, but are the masses ready for Pixel?

Wednesday 17th April 2019 09:46 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: Google has since declined to send us any more samples

Have an upvote for 'applish behaviour'.

That is exactly what I had thought.

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A decade on, Apple and Google's 30% app store cut looks pretty cheesy

Wednesday 29th August 2018 13:27 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

amazon is charging 30 % too.

did all companies agreed to have at least 30%?

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Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

Friday 25th May 2018 06:16 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: 42

electric monkey had been my first thought as well

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NASA will send tiny helicopter to Mars

Monday 14th May 2018 06:16 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: Ummm...

the mice got paid a fair wage ... in cheese

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Stephen King's scary movie reboot provokes tears from 'legit clowns'

Thursday 31st August 2017 08:42 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

It wasn't It.

I am scared of clowns already since I saw 1988 an episode of Dr Who (The greatest show in the galaxy). Well before the TV Series IT in 1990. (There we have an IT angle!)

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'Phantom' menace threatens to down Xbox Live, PSN at Xmas

Thursday 17th December 2015 13:37 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

may be it is just a threat to keep the companies alert, so that they won't mess up again like last year

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Qualcomm proposes brain implants for IP cameras

Wednesday 28th October 2015 06:51 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Let me be the first to welcome our new eyeborg overlords.

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US beats Iran as Japan's tincan footie team wins robot World Cup

Friday 24th July 2015 07:56 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

USA beats Iran and nobody comments?

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Forget Hillary, HP's ex CARLY FIORINA 'wants to be next US Prez'

Thursday 27th November 2014 08:42 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

the donors must be democrats ...

... because if she is the presidential candidate for the republicans, Clinton is set to win

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Facebook scammers punt fake 'sexy vid' of Emma Watson

Friday 10th October 2014 09:43 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: So...

maybe we could get a playmobil recreation instead ??

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Pen-testers outline golden rules to make hacks more €xpen$ive

Thursday 9th October 2014 12:31 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

I can understannd that autoit and perl could be abused to ran malware, but what was that about anything from Apple? Did they just mean applescript and things like it or apple Software/Hardware?

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What’s the KEYBOARD SHORTCUT for Delete?! Look in a contextual menu, fool!

Saturday 4th October 2014 19:55 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

"right-clicking on things and hoping for the best, like some fucked-up business edition of Riven."

I have not laughed that hard for ages.

We have a "standard software" at work with an user interface, that never made sense to me, until now.

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NSFW: Click here, watch iPhone 6 being TORTURED

Wednesday 24th September 2014 16:31 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

what was the NSFW bit?

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Google: let's build our own quantum computer

Thursday 4th September 2014 05:52 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Anybody who has a working quantum computer could easily break the encryptions used today.

I am not sure If I would want google to be able to do that.

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CNN 'tech analyst' on NAKED CELEBS: WHO IS this mystery '4chan' PERSON?

Wednesday 3rd September 2014 12:54 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: As long as they never see...

get an upvote for the mandatory xkcd reference

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Russia: SEXY LIZARDS which landed FROM SPACE are all DEAD

Tuesday 2nd September 2014 05:30 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Who done it?

Who killed the geckos?

Did some earth bound lizard kill the space lizards on arrival?

Or are the real overlords the fruit flies, who had to dispose of the llizards because they found out ...

why are there so many fruit flies on my window...

No need to run. Please stay calm.

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Hello, police, El Reg here. Are we a bunch of terrorists now?

Thursday 21st August 2014 06:52 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

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Ah! The mandatory xkcd reference. Thanks

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Cops baffled by riddle of CHICKEN who crossed ROAD

Tuesday 19th August 2014 06:15 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: umm..

yeap the gras is greener on the other side

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Russia sends SEX-CRAZED GECKOS to SPAAAAACE!

Monday 28th July 2014 08:29 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Let me be the first to welcome our new space lizard overlords ...

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Putin: Crack Tor for me and I'll make you a MILLIONAIRE

Friday 25th July 2014 06:55 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

exatly my thought

That would not even pay the protection that I would need afterwards, when I have cause trouble to russian criminals.

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MYSTERIOUS Siberia CRATER: ALIENS or METEOR not involved, officials insist

Monday 21st July 2014 08:24 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: Size

A burst methan bubble was my first thought as well.

but I could only imagine this as a result of the global warming ...

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Apple: No, China. iPhone is NOT public enemy number 1

Monday 14th July 2014 10:04 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

tracking movement patterns

maybe then the world would find out that china lets people walk around the block so that it appears more populated than it actually is.

Obviously that is a china state secrect and now the helicopters are approaching my position...

should not have bought an iphone ...

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Star Wars museum to land in Chicago

Wednesday 25th June 2014 08:43 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Hopefully there will be also something about the adventure games from lucasfilm/lucasarts

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Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the worst

Friday 30th May 2014 09:37 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: FUD

Exactly what I thought when I read the article.

I was highly surprised to see this text, without any real arguments, in theregister.

The usual article by Chris Mellor about storage devices are much more useful and informative.

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MIT boffins moot tsunami-proof floating nuke power plants

Thursday 17th April 2014 12:02 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

what could possibly go wrong?

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German space centre endures cyber attack

Tuesday 15th April 2014 06:39 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

cooperation is good but china does not trust the germans.

It would prefer more control.

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Russian deputy PM: 'We are coming to the Moon FOREVER'

Monday 14th April 2014 03:37 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

why is everyone thinking about the USA

As indicated they are not a serious contender.

This is the beginning of a space race between Russia and China.

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NSA spies recorded an entire COUNTRY'S phone calls for a MONTH: Report

Wednesday 19th March 2014 13:58 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: Place your bets

The odds are way to good for cuba.

Where may I place my bet?

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Wednesday 19th March 2014 13:36 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

most likly countries

Most likly countries would be some which have a limited infrastructure and which are high on the list of evil countries. Therefore China and UK would be ruled out. How about North Korea, Somalia or Ecuador?

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Earth's night-side gets different kinds of neutrinos from day-side

Monday 17th March 2014 08:32 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

and the IT angle is

Wolfenstein

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Valve showers Debian Linux devs with FREE Steam games

Monday 27th January 2014 07:18 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: That's Debian productivity down the pan then!

Exactly my first thought. They try to sabotage the Linux development.

Get an upvote for identifying the rela reason.

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NSA: It's TRUE, we grab 200 MILLION of your text messages A DAY globally

Friday 17th January 2014 08:13 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: The Last Secure Option

That is not sufficiently secure either since the telco have boxes that allow to snoop on normal landlines aswell. If you have to send a note write it encrypted on paper and sent it with a pigeon or raven.

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Woman whipped gun from vagina in SPACE ALIEN spat, reports Officer Zook

Friday 10th January 2014 10:50 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Space Aliens?

I would still like to know, who of the two argued for Space Aliens?

Was that left out on purpose by the article?

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NSA data centre launch delayed as power surges 'melt metal, zap racks'

Wednesday 9th October 2013 10:01 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Re: Conspiracy Theory 2013#43-46

>off-blueprint sub-sub-basement.

That was exactly my first thought when I read the article

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Oh, shoppin’ HELL: I’m in the supermarket of the DAMNED

Friday 4th October 2013 12:09 GMT Anonymaus Cowark

Where do you shop?

Seriously, I would stay out of that shop if they do not bother to implement a proper fast checkout.

The normal checkout is probably not much better and a real torture for the employees.

At IKEA I prefer that Fast Self Checkout because it enables me to get in and out (with furniture!) in less than 10 Minutes. ... And nobody has time to stare at me or to look what I have bought.

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