Posts by Moktu

Been doing it for years

I've frequently used 2nd user kit, at one point a previous employer was getting 2nd user kit for pennies in the pound.

From memory

Dell desktop £39.00

r710 Servers £500

MD3000i £2000 (ish depending on disks)

We built up a good working relationship with a reseller, and made damn sure our backup strategies worked (LTO5 Tape drives £500)

Occasionally projects required a longer lead time, while resellers hunted down the kit we required.

"Siri show me some porn"

Better hide

Wait till PETA find out you've been animal testing.

You'll be knee deep in angry naked women.

Boycott

I'm not coming if Eadon isn't invited.

What's that? I had a whelk's chance in a supernova of being invited anyway....

/me grumbles off

Dear Theresa May.

I didn't mean to look at this Reg story, please don't put me on a list.

BB10 is a capable OS

The staff here thank you, due to this article I have been able to provide them with the business app they have been clamoring for since our last phone upgrade.

Pocket Frogs

What will probably kill this dead before it goes much further, is a lot of apps that also appear in the BB World market are pay for on Blackberry. so getting these apps for free from the Android Market is probably legally the same as genocide or something. I suspect lawyers will be warming up the outrage bus as I type.

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Sod Bieber

BB need to get the Z30 into EE's greasy hands, so I can buy one using our technology fund.

It's either that or bifocals, The gits!

Heresy! Burn him!

In my mind it's a bit cruel to the cockroach.

Couldn't we use Steve Ballmer / Tony Blair / insert name here, instead?

Not to Worry Steve

There's always prostitution.

I'd treat my best mate Moktu to a slap-up dinner and some serious Friday pints if I were Ofcom.

Sport

Today I'm taking great delight in telling BT that they're not getting our 55 mobile contract.

They're at the current whiny "I must admit I'm surprised" stage.. However the boss won't let me reply with "yes but you're shit, and you insist I use BT Local business, and they're the only organisation that are shitter than you."

Wait till i tell them they've lost the ISDN and landlines too.

Happy days.

Thanks UK Gov

Seeing that money is also smuggled into prisons, maybe you might want to look at bannng that too.

As it is I've just ordered a Zini minature phone, because they look like cool little toys.

Excellent

That's this afternoon's meeting taken care of.

Getting into the mindset ...

I'd have thought anyone in Crapita's management team would have been a better choice for a deranged psychopath.

So, the man's a lawyer, therefore he's a natural wanker...

What's the problem?

Alternatively

I prefer it if someone published the home addresses of the people who commissioned, designed and implemented these systems.

Then I'll know where to send the comrades on the first day of the revolution.

In these days of wireless charging, NFC and A2DP etc, I'm wondering when we will see a handset that can survive a proper dunking.

The environmental protection doesn't seem much better than my old Defy (which is still going, after I fell overboard from an inflatable in Norfolk)

Mind you even if this was the case, it'd be a bit of a beast to hang round my neck underneath a lifejacket.

Obviously

An organisation of people, with too much time on their hands. They should try procrasturbation or just "getting a life"

And I can't let a thread about Geico go by without indulging.... "hmmmm Miss Geico"

Seems like an enterprising chap. rather better than ending up being shipped overseas, and picked over for precious metals by chinese children (poisioning them in the process).

If i need an IT bod who can think outside the box, I'll look him up.

Cheers for that!!!

I've just spent a productive 20 minutes creating a dual boot Win 7 / Mint workstation.

It's been simply years since I tried Linux, and to be honest didn't have the patience to persevere. I have to say, i'm impressed with the improvements.

time to have a mooch round, while the boss isn't looking.

The recipients i'm asuming, will then pass it back to the real people who have been overcharged... The end customer.

With all the wildlife that is simply waiting to rid the country of as many humans as it can, it never ceased to amaze me how they ran round screaming like a five year old, at the very sight of a "European Wasp"

It's always funny to watch an entire BBQ of surfers and rugby players run around screaming, because of one little wasp.

I can't believe I'm actually excited about a phone release.

::Dribble::