* Posts by Blergh

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We never agreed to only buy HP ink, say printer owners

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Coffee/keyboard

And this is why I bought a printer that cost a little more but most importantly doesn't use cartridges at all (Epson ET-2850). You just get bottles of ink and squirt it into the comparatively huge ink tanks. I've no idea if I've compromised quality or longevity but I've had it a year, it prints just fine, and the ink tanks are still all 3/4 full.

AI models show racial bias based on written dialect, researchers find

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Has it not always been the case that writing which uses slang/dialect has been looked down upon?

SAE looks to be a dialect. I come from a place with a very strong dialect and I would fully expect this same experiment to come to the same conclusion for it.

If a person took this point of view, they're probably making the assumption that, if English is their first language, and they haven't learned how to properly write a sentence in English then their education probably isn't brilliant. There is a very long history of this assumption being made by the upper classes for hundreds of years. However, depending on the context of why/where you're making this inference, I'm not really sure it's racist, and in certain scenarios could even be a fair conclusion to make.

Ex-GCHQ software dev jailed for stabbing NSA staffer

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Re: Stabby stab

Ban the playground

Tired: Data scientists. Wired: Data artists

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> The pair cited the example of a hotel chain that analyzes customers using just two data points: whether they use the gym, and if they choose healthy food.

And how did they manage to narrow it down to just those two data points? By analysing a big pile of lots of data points!

And then of course in 6 months time the question they want to answer will change, and then they will then need three data points. But which ones?

Delta Air Lines throws $60m at flying taxi startup Joby Aviation

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Black Helicopters

Just a quite helicopter

So it's basically an electric helicopter that can be used by the rich to get to their jets without it being so noisy.

California legalizes digital license plates for all vehicles

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Re: Ok being a Brit....

"That's why you lot still use it, too" - only when we have to.

"how many miles would you drive to get that perfect pint, instead of jogging to shed the couple stone you picked up in these sedentary Covid Times?" - If I keep up doing my 10km jog then I might still lose that extra couple Kg that I picked up in recent times, and then I won't feel guilty when I drink my 330ml can of beer.

EU makes USB-C common charging port for most electronic devices

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Does this mean there can now never be a USB-D?

see title

Apple to replace future iPhone Lightning port with USB-C next year, this guy claims

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Trollface

Re: Confused

I vote for Parallel port!

I hope that helps convey my view on mandating a single type of port.

Ex-Googlers take a stab at building 'general intelligence' that makes software do what you tell it

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Joke

This is only stage 1

Stage 1: Create AI that can interpret regular speech and use every software tool and API in the world. (making the creators rich)

Stage 2: User: "Computer; make me a billion dollars"

Testing for COVID with the sound of a cough? There’s an app for that

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Coffee/keyboard

Are they only testing for fake coughs?

I must be missing something here, did they only have test groups of people with and without Covid?

If that is the case then this is rubbish because all they are testing for is if someone is faking a cough or not.

How many people with coughs caused by other non-covid ailments did they test, and what was that accuracy?

I think I would then like to subdivide those groups (covid, non-covid, other infection types) further with those who have active coughs caused by their ailments against those who have a respiratory type infection without an active cough.

EthereumMax, a Kardashian and Floyd Mayweather Jr sued over alleged 'pump and dump' cryptocurrency scam

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Alert

Is there a way they can both lose their money???

Lawyer's fees

Australia rules Facebook page operators are legally liable for user comments under posts

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Coat

Re: Awful treatment inside & out.

Unfortunately comments will just get switched off as too much effort to moderate.

I don't see problem with that. If only that was the approach used for the whole of Facebook and social media at large.

erm... kind of like... this comment too... err...

Cassini data from last decade reveals insights into 'diffuse' nature of Saturn's core

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Alien

It's quite big isn't it?

It's amazing just how big those gas giants are. I guess some/all of that rocky core is made up of all the asteroids (or even planets?) that it has eaten over it's lifetime. When it was said that the rocky core could reach out as far as 60% of it's radius, I thought "well could you send something down?". However it turns out that is still 23,000km of gas, and I don't suppose even if you could keep something working under that you probably wouldn't get any signal back out.

The splitting image: Sufferer of hurty wrist pain? Logitech's K860 a potential answer

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Coffee/keyboard

keyboard layouts

With a regular number keypad I often find my keyboard awkwardly set off to the left on my seating position and my mouse (right-handed) set further off to the right than should be comfortable. I like having a number keypad, but I've often felt it could be better positioned on the left of the keyboard (for rightys) and I could just learn to use it with my left hand. For this fact I've always been a little envious of leftys and have thought about learning to use my mouse with my left hand, but it's so damn difficult to be precise.

Hubble telescope in another tight spot: Between astrophysicists sparring over a 'dark matter deficient' galaxy

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Alien

Dark matter believers

I didn't realise that dark matter could be explained away so easily. It just needs to be shown that all inter-galactic distances are wrong, presumably due to an inaccurate assumption about something that is used in those calculations.

This science stuff is easy - although I'll leave it up to someone else to find what that something is.

Intrepid squid mission may help in kraken riddle of why zero-g makes astronauts sick

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Re: Clothes washing

Washing machines don't just spin they are constantly turning and then stopping, which allows gravity to mix things up. However without gravity wouldn't all the water/chemicals not just stay on the outside of the drum?

In South Korea the new normal future of work is ... a 52-hour work week! (Down from 68)

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I've never really understood what the difference is between 1 person working 80 hours a week and 2 people working 40 hours a week (assuming pay reflects the number of hours worked).

Virgin Galactic goes where it's gone twice before, for the first time in two years

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I thought space was 100km?

Have they moved the Kármán line?

Should they not have gone another 11km before they proffer these space firsts?

I still think it's great they are doing this. It's just a shame it has taken them so long to get to this point, even if I fully accept that space is hard.

Feature bloat: Psychology boffins find people tend to add elements to solve a problem rather than take things away

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By saying the cost of adding bricks they are insinuating a list of allowable moves. Therefore in the Lego example the implication is that everything should stay where it is and you should only stabilise the roof, not redesign the building.

However, regardless of their crap experiment design I probably do still believe their hypothesis.

Airline software super-bug: Flight loads miscalculated because women using 'Miss' were treated as children

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Re: 11 stone..

You don't need a passport for domestic flights. I think you only need to prove your name and therefore that is all the airline will have about you.

Ex-asylum seeker with infosec degree loses discrimination claim against UK cyber range provider after storming out

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his managers had told him they were "employed by MI5 and MI6", were "watching him closely" and that he should be "very careful what he was doing"

I don't suppose there was any proof they actually said that to him, but bloody hell that sounds racist/xenophobic to me.

Imagine Amazon, Uber and PayPal merging. Indonesia's rough equivalents are probably doing it

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Coat

"SpaceX offered part of the small Papuan island, Biak, as the site for a spaceport"

...but does the island have an inactive volcano for his muskiness?

The Fat iPhone, 11 years on: The iPad's over a decade old and we're still not sure what it's for

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Still good for what it's designed for

I just realised that our iPad2 is therefore almost 10 years old. It still works fine and is used daily for the kids to play games and streaming video. I was pretty sure the battery should have given up the ghost by now, but it can still keep a few hours of charge.

I've always wondered why anyone would even bother to compare it to a laptop. It's always been an at home consumption device (games, streaming and video calls) and for that it is simpler and easier to handle than a laptop. However if you need anything other more complicated than that just use a proper computer.

Passwords begone: GitHub will ban them next year for authenticating Git operations

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Isn't a token still just a password? It just isn't a user defined password.

Suspended sentence for bank IT worker who broke into his boss's webcam because he didn't get a payrise

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Re: I agree it seems like very light punishment

I doubt he is ever going to work in IT again, which is the real punishment(?)

Of course he may forget to mention it all, but since he's already been caught out for that he'd be a brave man to do it again.

Microsoft: After we said we'll try to promote more Black people, the US govt accused us of discrimination

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Diversity

What should be promoted is that diversity is good in the workplace and should be striven for, and I don't just mean diversity of race and gender.

It is otherwise far too easy to have two equally good candidates for a position and the final choice be down to "fit", which is an unconscious bias that discriminates against minorities of every sort. Promote that diversity within a team is a good thing because a little bit of friction caused by different viewpoints can be a good thing - but I don't mean alienate people into two opposing camps such as happens with politics.

Never mind that you can run Meet on any old computer, Google unveils specialised hardware for vid-chat plat

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Is this new?

The only thing that looks any different to what we've had in our meeting rooms (combined with a big screen) for the last 2.5 years is the sound bar. When we actually worked in the office I was always very happy to be in meeting rooms with it installed, and hated it when I got stuck in a small room without it a having to instead use a laptop which gives a much inferior meeting experience.

Also (@Lee D) I don't think Google were ever planning to shut down Meet. They've been trying to shut down Hangouts and have been pushing people towards Google Meet and Google Chat instead.

Intel, Apple, Cisco, Google sue US Patent Office – Tech police, open up!

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Re: Long term

What they should do is double the cost of a patent application, and then if it gets accepted you get half the money back. This way the USPTO would be incentivised to refuse patents. Of course this might backfire and they simple refuse all patents, but that would just show how corrupt the whole thing is anyway.

Apple's at it again: Things go pear-shaped for meal planner app after iGiant opposes logo

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"Applicant's Mark consists of a minimalistic fruit design with a right-angled leaf"

IMO If they tried to redesign their logo without the leaf it could very easily start to look a bit phallic. I suppose, unless it then became a chopped up pear (ouch!)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Light-powered nanocardboard robots dancing in the Martian sky searching for alien life

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Pollution

It doesn't sound very environmentally friendly

It's time to track people's smartphones to ensure they self-isolate during this global pandemic, says WHO boffin

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But equally there is the possibility that they haven't been counting enough deaths.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-italy-homes-insigh/uncounted-among-coronavirus-victims-deaths-sweep-through-italys-nursing-homes-idUSKBN2152V0

"Gori said there had been 164 deaths in his town in the first two weeks of March this year, of which 31 were attributed to the coronavirus. That compares with 56 deaths over the same period last year."

NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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Just charge the users

Ok the users might not be too happy to be incurring a new cost but presumably spread out among all the users it might not be so expensive for each of them. This is assuming ti is possible to set up a system to pass on these costs.

Hey, friends. We know it's a crazy time for the economy, but don't forget to enable 2FA for payments by Saturday

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I hate SMS 2FA

I don't dislike SMS 2FA because it's insecure, although that obviously isn't great. The reason I hate it is that when I went to buy something on Saturday it took multiple attempts on 3 different cards before I actually received the SMS message for the transaction. I had a signal good enough to phone one of the helpdesks so I don't think that was the issue, it's just a rubbish system.

Researchers trick Tesla into massively breaking the speed limit by sticking a 2-inch piece of electrical tape on a sign

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Re: Sigh.

In the UK driving test you need to make reasonable progress and will be marked down if you are not driving up to the speed limit. And this means near the speed limit not at a speed significantly lower than that. I wonder if you might just about get away with 25mph but I would personally expect a fail for anything slower if there are no hazards about.

https://www.theorytestadvice.co.uk/driving-test/marking/progress.htm

Apple: EU can't make us use your stinking common charging standard

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We should just all use SCART

I perfectly understand the push for a common standard and when there was 40+ different connectors that was just silly. However an enforced standard would stifle innovation and we wouldn't have any USB-C connectors on mobiles because we'd all be stuck with the USB-micro connectors forever (after all that did become the defacto standard). I don't think it's a terrible hardship to have a couple of different connectors and a very small amount of variety in the ecosystem.

I personally have an old Android with a USB-micro connector and therefore when I do upgrade I'll no doubt need a new cable anyway.

A fine host for a Raspberry Pi: The Register rakes a talon over the NexDock 2

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WTF?

Re: Why some people keep on reinventing the ill-fated Palm Foleo?

"I can *sort of * see a use case whereby you buy 2 of these - one for the office and one for when you're working at home."

But even if this was the case why would you want it in a laptop form factor. If this was my use case I'd want a proper keyboard, mouse, and big ass monitor sitting at both sites. Not a laptop.

Why is the printer spouting nonsense... and who on earth tried to wire this plug?

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Coat

Re: Not mains but wiring just the same

I'm not sure if I'd be able to get it up with a po-faced Police Constable locked in the room with me, but I suppose uniforms do it for some people.

Traffic lights worldwide set to change after Swedish engineer saw red over getting a ticket

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Stop

Timing vs Speed

What will probably end up happening, instead of changing the yellow light timing, is that the speed limit will just get reduced to fit to the new formula.

Careful now, UK court ruling says email signature blocks can sign binding contracts

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"Looked at objectively, the presence of the name indicates a clear intention to associate oneself with the email – to authenticate it or to sign it."

I'd have thought the fact the email was sent from a person's email address associates that person with the email - even without the courtesy sign off.

Anyway should email not be classed as something like a recorded verbal agreement?

Every dog has its day – and this one belongs to Boston Dynamic's four-legged good boy Spot

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But is there a spot for that? i.e. have another spot for changing spot batteries.

I've no idea who changes the second spot's batteries though and I suppose hope the battery is less than 14kg

Consumer campaign to keep receiving printed till receipts looks like a good move – on paper

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Universal store card

All of the above problems plus the bother of spelling out an email address at the till.

Just a spur or the moment thought...

Could some sort of independent and universal store card work? Whoever ran it would end up having a mountain of your data, but maybe the receipts could be encrypted in two forms, first so only you can see it and secondly by the store account so they can see it (or is that even needed?).

Maybe something like Lastpass, or whatever, but for receipts and comes with a physical card (or contactless) which can be bopped after, or somehow with, your payment.

Or maybe it would be easier to somehow combine the full receipt with the transaction to your card provider.

I don't suppose this gets past the security guy problem, unless there's an easy system to call up your receipt from just another contactless swipe at the store.

In the bag: Serco 'delighted' to grab £450m ferry and freight deal between Scotland and Northern Isles

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Calmac has never operated this route, and before Northlink/Serco it was P&O.

Poor old Jupiter has had a rough childhood after getting a massive hit from a mega-Earth

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Mushroom

Boom

They are nearly correct Jupiter was previously a rocky planet and even had intelligent beings. However those beings got a bit too clever for their own boots and their weapons a bit too powerful, and it just didn't end very well at all.

Thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening as loo shatters, embedding porcelain shards in wall

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Re: Cloud Processing

If you don't put too many chemicals down the drain then you don't actually ever need to pump it out. My parents built their house with one 22 years ago and it is still doing fine without any intervention or smell, but they did give it a good starter with a old rotten sheep carcass and I don't suppose most people bother with that.

Internet industry freaks out over proposed unlimited price hikes on .org domain names

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Trollface

Domain names are all pointless

I'm not sure I've ever seen the point in this whole bun fight for domain names, after all they are just a dictionary for an IP address, and often the typical user just does a Google search for the company they are looking for and then clicks on the first link. The domain of this link could be a random string of letters and they would still click on it.

What we need is a new hyper-domain registrar that will simply be another layer of lookups on top of the existing one.

e.g. If someone wants The Register they do a request for it from the new hyper-domain registrar who check it's dictionary and find it lives at the domain qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.whocares and redirects to that, whereupon the current system takes over. All the user would see in the address bar is the logo for The Register and then everything in the URL after the domain name. I'm quite sure all the Browsers will jump at the chance to support this wonderful new protocol I just made up.

Ok sure maybe there are some security implications to my new system, but the whole domain name system is just so 1985 and is starting to feel like some sort of corrupt fleecing exercise.

Friday fun fact: If Stegosauruses had space telescopes, they wouldn't have seen any rings around Saturn

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Well obviously

Well surely everyone knows that it was when Earth's second moon collided with Saturn and pushed it out to a much further orbit that both Saturn's rings were created and the dinosaurs got wiped out. They died from sadness that their favourite food no longer existed; the flying velociraptor which did daily commutes between the second moon and Earth (daily as in lunar days because it was quite far).

Who wanted a future in which AI can copy your voice and say things you never uttered? Who?!

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The only sensible use case

Presumably the only sensible use case is to merge this with the recent fake celebrity videos we've heard so much about. Although just how much talking was in the originals I've no idea - I don't think talking was the point of those videos.

Abolish the Telly Tax? Fat chance, say MPs at non-binding debate

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State-funded vs Corporate-funded propaganda

It's all propaganda no matter what the model.

Personally I do probably align more with the BBC type biases than those from any of the other providers. However I do think the funding model and content delivery needs to be modernised. I always expected iPlayer to turn out more like what Netflix is now, but after 10+ years it just hasn't moved on all that much and is still just viewed as a catch-up service rather than a one-stop shop for all your viewing.

Driverless cars will make more traffic, say transport boffins

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Is the idea not for taxis to be cheaper?

With autonomous cars taxis could become much cheaper, thereby meaning the occasional user can get rid of their car. Commutes could also start to be covered, perhaps on a subscription model. Anyway either way there are still just as many journeys, maybe even more, the only difference is that it is covered by less vehicles. The only reduction in volume is when it might be easier to set up a cab sharing, maybe for a 30% discount and 10min longer route.

Sofa-jockeys given crack at virtual Formula 1 world championship

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I might not mind so much if they were sat in actual simulators. However watching someone sat motionless button bashing just takes the heart out of it all. I want to see them physically doing something more than finger dexterity.

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