* Posts by JimboSmith

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HPE has 'substantially succeeded' in its £3.3bn fraud trial against Autonomy's Mike Lynch – judge

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Re: Absolutely ourageous

Was in one of my first retail jobs and acting as support for a company involved in selling larger pieces of furniture. The woman from the company’s risk management team turned up at the branch i was at and asked to see the stock. Manager was busy with other things so I was thrown in at the deep end and told to assist her. After I said no to three very big items she wanted to see she asked if we sold a lot of stock ex-display? I said “no” again and then item number four was also not in the store. I asked how old her stock list was and it had been printed 2 weeks earlier. I said that explained it, we had had a showroom change since then and her list would have maybe 10% of the items still here. Those would mostly be things like picture frames, plant pots with fake plants in them etc.

She wasn’t in a good mood at this point as her report would look rubbish if it just said she’d located the grey marble effect vase and the fake tulips contained within. I said to just generate a new list but she didn’t know how to. I offered to show her how and take her round with the new list pointing out items. She still wasn’t 100% happy but her mood improved as everything turned out to be there. I knew it would because I’d just finished (that morning) entering it all into the stock management prog and cross checked it. That wasn’t really my job but I was the only one there who understood how to import from a CSV file. That was the CSV file I’d prepared earlier which again was beyond everyone else. That was so much quicker than doing each item individually on the prog.

An accountant usually visited the store once or twice a year to do something similar and I asked about this duplication of work. She said they didn’t 100% trust the the accountants and hence did spot checks themselves. We took her to the pub after work to drown her sorrows.

US President Joe Biden reminds the White House he is serious about repairability

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Does that apply to farm machinery too? https://www.theregister.com/2022/01/25/john_deere_right_to_repair_lawsuits/

Are you listening John Deere!

Shut off 3G by 2033? How about 2023, asks Vodafone UK

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Re: Rural Areas ?

Plus, If they want to force everyone to abandon old 3G phones, they also need to start selling new phones that are not based on Android or Apple, do not track and download your every move and fart, and have a HMI interface that consists of more than a stupid fondle screen.

I agree with that, I’ve currently got an old 3G BlackBerry that I use just for calls and texts. Battery life compared to my 4G Smartphone is staggering and lasts several days. I’ve yet to find a modern phone that matches it on battery life and a lack of Facebork/WhatsApp/Instagram/Google apps etc. i need to be able to get calls and may not always be near a power supply or had power. I’ve gone for 24hrs or more like that (especially after a power cut in a rural area) and my BlackBerry has retained power for far longer than that. No chance of getting anything better than 3G there either.

Farm machinery giant John Deere plows into two right-to-repair lawsuits

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I totally agree with what you are getting at. But perhaps, if people who are signing up to these contracts, actually read them first..,. I mean, they are blindly signing up to paying a huge amount of money? Sod "right to repair" they have signed that right away. It is their problem.

They never had the right to repair in the first place.

So then you spend a lot of money on a lawyer that says "the contract sucks, but you have to sign it because nobody else can fix your tractor"

That's a win-win, eh?

Precisely and as I pointed out even Apple (now) aren’t as bad as these guys, which is saying something.

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Yep I thought something like that might come up (and my post was slightly tongue in cheek). So it’s maybe $15 for the work $600 call out fee. Doesn’t excuse the fact that the end user/other firms should be able to get the needed parts and software to make the needed repairs. Then the call out wouldn’t be necessary in the first place. Imagine if only Microsoft or their authorised agents were allowed to work on your computers. Even Apple aren’t that bad

https://www.apple.com/uk/newsroom/2021/11/apple-announces-self-service-repair/

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"About an hour later, Wells’ card was charged $615 for approximately 2 1/2 minutes of work," the complaint continues.

Around the world lawyers and accountants having read that are thinking

“We’re not charging nearly enough.”

$14,760 an hour makes my accountant and lawyer look dirt cheap in comparison. That’s taking price gouging to a whole new level.

Three US states plus Washington DC sue Google for using UI design 'dark patterns' to harvest your location

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This sounds similar to Microsoft tricking people into upgrading to Windows 10 by using the close window red X https://www.theregister.com/2016/06/29/microsoft_removes_updatebydismissal_win10_policy

Apple preps fix for Safari's web-history-leaking IndexedDB privacy bug

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And how is that different than using Edge or Chrome or Firefox, unless you believe you can go the source and recompile Chromium or Firefox yourself after you've fixed it?

You still have to wait for someone to fix stuff. You think those have never had any bugs laying around for a few months before they got fixed?

No matter what OS you use, what browser you use, you are vulnerable to dozens if not hundreds of severe unfixed bugs. Most of them have never been discovered, but some have are in sitting in the vault at the NSA, GCHQ, FSB, MSS, Mossad, etc. or worse has been sold on the dark web to malware/ransomware authors.

Yes bugs exist and will do on all browser engines on most OSes I would expect. The difference on IOS is all the browsers on IOS are forced to use the same WebKit browser engine, that’s whether it’s Safari, Firefox, Opera, Chrome etc.

So that means it makes no difference whatever browser you choose to use on IOS you’re exposed to the same bugs and vulnerabilities. You can’t avoid a serious bug/vulnerability in Safari on IOS by just using Chrome or Firefox instead.

On Android/Mac OS/Windows/Linux there is no restriction and browsers can use any engine, so Gecko, Blink etc.

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When I found out that everything was running on Apple WebKit I said to a tech department manager surely that’s quite risky. What if someone discovers a serious CVE and we’re then stuck using it under whatever badge until Apple get off their butts and do something about it. Manager tells me that it isn’t my problem so don’t worry about it.

Hive View security camera customers left in the dark as some gear gives up the ghost

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Re: Marketing Flannel

Does that mean "make it work"?

Probably not, it just changes the colour of the light from white to a nice soothing Magnolia colour.

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Re: Makes one wonder ...

I tried to buy a camera for viewing my front door. It was just for letting me see who was at the door making a delivery, when I was at home, in the garden out the back. Would be going on a closed circuit wifi or wired network. Went into my local electrical retailer named after an Indian dish as I happened to be passing. Gave the sales bloke my requirements, told him there obviously couldn't be any cloud element and I didn't really need recording. If he'd got nothing that fit the bill please would he tell me now.

He then proceeded to show me a Ring doorbell which when queried if they'd released an update to allow offline working admitted they hadn't. I then saw Nest, Hive and I think something else all of which needed an internet/cloud connection. When I said no to all of them he informed me that I was obviously going to need the internet or how could I view the camera when away from home? I asked if he'd listened to my requirements when I first spoke to him and he rather bizarrely said yes. I asked what use the camera would be if the cloud service went down or bust? He didn't have an answer to that. I told him I'd try elsewhere and got a Foscam on Amazon.

Why should I pay for that security option? Hijacking only happens to planes

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Re: Ah, yes. The dreaded "fix it NOW!" call ...

One boss was trying to get me to take a company mobile so I could be contacted if something went wrong. I was first responder for my department during office hours but out of hours you called regular support. As I didn’t have anything other than a landline* at the time and quite liked that, I said no thanks. He offered to pay for all my calls business or not made on this mobile. I said no thanks again and he dropped the idea. Somebody asked why I was so reluctant and I said I’d never get a minutes peace. On top of that the number would be listed in the company phone directory and everyone would be able to see it. Given a lot of people knew that I had technical skills, I reasoned like now they’d ask me first before calling IT. That way they appeared less dumb in front of ITSupport, but they could only do that whilst I was in the building. If they could get hold of me whenever I shudder to think about the possibilities.

* Boss had the landline number but it often went through to the ansaphone if I was too tired/busy/couldn’t be bothered etc.

Meta trains data2vec neural network to grok speech, images, text so it can 'understand the world'

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If it’s fed an image, it can classify objects.

So that’s capatchas buggered then is it? Prove you’re not a robot or Meta, select the images that show someone handing all their data to Facebook.

Privacy is for paedophiles, UK government seems to be saying while spending £500k demonising online chat encryption

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Re: Inrage and outrage

I asked someone at a party at Christmas (everyone had to test negative to gain entry) what he had against end to end encryption. He said something similar to the Banardo’s tweet and that people can use it to hide their dodgy financial dealings etc. “I have nothing to hide” I asked him if he had curtains in his house and he said “obviously” so I said he therefore did have something to hide.

Did he bank online yes he did and seemed oblivious to the fact that used it, until I told him. Did he shop online, yes and again was amazed that this too used e2ee. Oddly though he thought email did and I told him the oft repeated phrase Don’t write anything in an email that you wouldn’t write and send on a postcard. He had no idea and sent his card details CVV address and all via email.

People need education because yes you can get rid of e2ee but you also get rid of so many other things that rely on it.

Epoch-alypse now: BBC iPlayer flaunts 2038 cutoff date, gives infrastructure game away

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Re: A fix for this

The problem is that the commercial channels don’t want the BBC taking adverts or a subscription.I worked for a commercial broadcaster who didn't like the license fee. However they also didn't want the BBC taking advertising or sponsorship. Neither did the idea of encryption/subscription go down any better. People apparently might find the idea of two monthly charges unwelcoming and ditch the commercial one.

Microsoft rolls out Files On-Demand with tighter macOS integration – but it defaults to 'on' and can't be disabled

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Re: All your documents are belong to us

Currently working somewhere that is a big user of MS and One Drive. If you combine it with the web version of Office then it’s a new dimension in annoying. You can’t open files for those ‘applications’ unless they’re on One Drive. Also I found that my one drive was filling up with book1 through to book 999. I was used to opening a blank excel spreadsheet every time I needed to do a quick but complicated sum. Wouldn’t save the spreadsheet just close it when done. IT support bloke who is fixing an unrelated issue says he’s never seen so many spreadsheets from one person. It’s then I discover that I’m on book 200 and something,

Also Outlook for web usually wants to share a link to files on my One Drive. I hate doing that for various reasons and I’d rather send a copy. One bloke shared a link to an important file on his One Drive rather than a copy of this document. Sadly he didn’t give anyone the rights to access that file and had gone on holiday. He thought he’d sent a copy and had no idea that we were without access to it.

It takes more clicks to reject their cookies than accept them, so France fines Facebook and Google over €200m

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Re: point taken....

Patent? They sent me a hen party wedding veil instead of the memory stick I ordered. When I called and pointed this out they said keep the veil and we’ll send out the correct item asap. To be fair they did and I donated the veil to a local charity shop who were bemused that I had it.

Canon: Chip supplies are so bad that our ink cartridges will look as though they're fakes

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Re: And here I go changing the ink ribbon of my 70-year-old Remington

Him and my Chemistry teacher, the one who used to cover up marks on the classroom wall with TippEx. People wouldn’t have minded but he was forever borrowing it from students.

Worst of CES Awards: The least private, least secure, least repairable, and least sustainable

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I’ve got Philips Hue lights and they’re actually great for mood lighting. Being paranoid I have them and the ‘bridge’ on a separate wifi network that isn’t connected to anything else especially not the internet.

The issue for me is that if I ever update the app I use to control them (on a dedicated device I use for this purpose only) it always wants to update the firmware on the bridge before it will work. So I don’t update the app.

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Re: unintelligible random sound from person in bed

I remember reading that civil service were advised to turn their smart speakers off when working from home. Before that I read the FCO (so MI6/SIS) and the Home Office had banned smart speakers as security risks.

Notes on the untimely demise of 3D Pinball for Windows

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Re: Easter eggs in operating systems

I recall talking to somebody from Microsoft who said the US government were a deciding factor in killing the Easter Eggs. From memory he said that the US version of our UK CESG had raised serious objections when they saw them.

Time to party like it's 2002: Acura and Honda car clocks knocked back 20 years by bug

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Re: Always date and time

Reminds me of when the MD (of the small firm I was employed by) was an hour late for work after the clocks went forward. He blamed his iPhone not updating itself and left an hour late to compensate. We said at the time it was unfortunate given how much he was paying a week for his iPhone & contract. He was forced to apologise to the member of staff he’d yelled at the previous week when they were late. The staff member in question had suffered a flat battery on their phone.

Mozilla founder blasts browser maker for accepting 'planet incinerating' cryptocurrency donations

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Re: Cryptocurrencies are a scam?

According to my American friends it stabilised again on the 20th of January (and some of those are Republicans).

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Re: Expanding horizons and equations

Who on earth messes that up? That's about the most common form corporate email address format in existence. forename.surname@company.tld is almost the archetypal email address!

I know one media company back in the dialup days who used a variation of this. Their stars had email addresses that were firstnamelastname@mediacompany.xyz for their fans. Those were looked at by a PA not the talent themselves. For business purposes they also had firstname.lastname@mediacompany.xyz which were supposed to be private and the talent looked at themselves.

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Re: "the gambling instrument and ecological disaster that we know as cryptocurrencies"

I think now that I should have put

what useful burning issue are crypto currencies going to solve.

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Re: Cryptocurrencies are a scam?

why shouldn't Iran sell North Korea oil?

Off the top of my head because they’re both nuclear states and cooperating on missile technology and the bomb. Also at least one of them is a dynastic dictatorship and no one is quite sure what would happen if the Kim has one too many wheels of Emmental cheese and they can’t save him. They launched another projectile last night didn’t they. According to my Iranian friend Iran’s not as stable a country as everyone would like it to be either.

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Re: "the gambling instrument and ecological disaster that we know as cryptocurrencies"

Well, it's not like gambling in that people often end up with more money than they started.

Define money for me in this context, are you talking about fiat currencies or more crypto? What people end up with depends on the willingness of someone else to buy the stuff off them. If you can’t find a buyer then you’re stuck with the stuff. If someone finds a way of increasing the supply artificially say by finding a quicker mining method or just inventing them then again the value drops, maybe to nothing.

The fact that these things are unregulated doesn’t worry you at all? Onecoin and Bitconnect to name two don’t make you think twice? What burning issue are crypto currencies going to solve? Other than the obvious what can my ransomware demand (other crimes are available) be paid in?

Also as I'm sure you know before you go posting on the internet, many crypto currencies use minimal electricity and Ethereum is scheduled to switch this year.

So if I buy a ‘mining device’ for Bitcoin and run that as opposed to using my laptop to play games I won’t see my energy bills massively increase?

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Re: Cryptocurrencies are a scam?

Please start taking the medication again, you’re obviously having another episode.

Countries are concerned and rightly so about the vast amounts of power being used (wasted) in the creation of these things. Have you seen the price increases we’ve experienced recently in the UK for power?

“Wake up, Tom! You know, and I know, that chaos and bedlam are consuming the entire world! Cryptocurrencies are only the beginning, Tom. We have an inch of topsoil left.”

Ceefax replica goes TITSUP* as folk pine for simpler times

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Re: red button

I suspect, as Red Button is another stream on the DVB multiplex, that there is some charging mechanism for data capacity. If so that would dwarf the cost of running a server.

I have a funny feeling that the costs mentioned were for both the text and video service combined. It was pointed out by those who wanted to keep the service running that even £10m was a bit steep for running just the text. I think (but may be wrong) the BBC declined to separate the costs for the two and agreed to keep the text element going instead. The text element from memory doesn’t use much data from the Mux and nothing like as much as the video element.

I think the text is scraped from the articles on the BBC website. This is somewhat proven by the current number two headline and story on the F1 section of the text service.

Quiz: How well do you remember F1 in 2021

The 2021 F1 season is over but here is your chance to test your knowledge of the season.

Will younDNF or sit on the top of the podium?

That’s it.

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Ah yes

The Paramount Comedy Channel had their own very good teletext service. They answered viewers questions but I can’t remember how you sent them other than by Royal Mail. I miss Ceefax and the ability of higher end tv’s to store the pages as they were received making looking something up blisteringly fast. I use the BBC text service on the bedroom telly to check the weather and travel every morning before work.

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes found guilty of fraud: Blood-testing machines were vapourware after all

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Re: Sentencing will be interesting

Yes I agree and thanks to Tyler Schultz, John Carreyrou and his reporting for the WSJ the story was broken

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Re: I'm not defending any of them... but I'm not sure "scam" is right???

She did a runner with the money every year - several corporate jets and massive personal expenses - not the actions of an entrepreneur trying to make a company success but of one bleeding a company dry of investment while refusing to show its books.

Don't forget the large security team etc. she had as well.

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Have an upvote for the (slightly hidden) Star trek reference.

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Re: But, she did do one good thing

Not everybody's. There seem to have been a lot of people saying it wasn't working but they were either told to shut up or ignored.

No as I said people were wise to it but in the case of Walgreens for example they ignored their expert who raised concerns. If you raised any concerns as an employee you didn’t last long. Take the case of Tyler Schultz (nephew of board member and former Sec State George Schultz) who worked for the company. He complained to Holmes that the company was a fraud and was given more than the middle finger when he decided to leave. He also became a whistleblower to the authorities (& the WSJ) and blew the lid on it. It all but destroyed his relationship with his uncle.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/theranos-whistleblower-shook-the-companyand-his-family-1479335963

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I was walking down Tottenham Court Road many years ago when a nice man asked me if I’d like a “personality test”. I said okay and I ended up holding two metal cans in a retail unit next to Goodge Street station. I said “Ooh you’ve got a Wheatstone Bridge” which is the correct name/term for the device the cans were attached to. He told me that it’s an E Meter and I said that may be their trade name for it but it was definitely a Wheatstone Bridge. I asked him if it was being used to measure skin conductance/conductivity. I was asked to leave at that point………

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Mmmmh, it was more alike:

1. I dreamed about a machine nobody has built till now!

2. ?????

3. Profit!!!

You are the Underpants Gnomes.

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Re: Sentencing will be interesting

During the dot com boom I worked for an established company that was going into development of their websites in a big way. Every week we had a progress update meeting where each area had to explain where they were against targets on their Gantt chart and the department’s master one.* You were encouraged to discuss and cooperate with your colleagues in other areas. You might have an idea to help with what they were working on or they with yours. This actually happened on numerous occasions and if it was a significant thing you’d be rewarded in some way. At Theranos you apparently weren’t encouraged to know what other areas were doing. If you asked too many questions your time at the firm would be limited with an NDA chaser as I understand it.

In the same vein I also don’t understand Crossrail and their timelines. How could they have got so close to their published opening date and failed to notice that there was so much left to do? They were more than a year away from actually being able to open, yet only noticed a few weeks before? Give me a break.

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Re: Sentencing will be interesting

You won’t be disappointed - I wasn’t.

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Re: But, she did do one good thing

I think the wool was being pulled firmly over everybody’s eyes. Theranos were faking results, using other peoples established tech or just lying to convince investors etc. Walgreens signed a deal with Theranos despite their own hired in expert saying he had serious concerns. The executives just ignored him I suspect because the potential was too good and they were worried about rivals getting in there first.

Seriously recommend reading the book on this if you want to get the full story.

Google Chrome 97 relaxes privacy protection just a little to help out Microsoft

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Personally I find it funny that Microsoft have embraced running their software through a browser. This was something they were running scared of years ago fearing people would do just that but with rival products. It was one of the reasons they had when they decided to try and kill Netscape off by bundling Internet Explorer with Windows.

I seriously hate the web (crippled) versions of Office and wouldn’t mourn if they died today.

Remember Norton 360's bundled cryptominer? Irritated folk realise Ethereum crafter is tricky to delete

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Re: This article made me twitch.

Luckily Amongst all the other cables in my bag I had an OTG one. The metal covered USB stick really got hot doing it. I remember trying various different unusual methods to cool it with available materials. Marketing were not the most popular bunch in the company. I’ve seen a couple of crushed (and one sliced clean in half) network cables in my time and I know what you’ve been through

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Re: This article made me twitch.

We have a number of PCs and laptops here to run our presence - digital signage, tech demos etc - and on at least half of them I’ve had to waste my time removing Norton or McAfee products, on account of their mania for popping up on the screen at inopportune times - “Would you like to renew your subscription?”, “Install our browser plugin?” etc etc. Aaargh. If I could get hold of the eejit that prepped these machines…

I sympathise, I once manned a stand at a trade show and found myself unable to play the video files I had been supplied with. This was because some idiot had done them as an incompatible format for the flat screen tv we had. I spent the last of the set up/construction days converting the files on the worlds slowest phone (mine) because the laptops hadn't arrived by that point. MD turned up midway through the day and asked what I was up to. I explained and he sighed got his phone out, dialled a number and said to whoever answered it "We employ idiots in your department" then hung up.

He had apparently called the Marketing Director and berated him. The marketing team had been the ones who supplied the videos. Despite them having been told the model of the TV and the formats supported they'd ignored it. MD then called to find out where the laptops were. He liked my ingenuity in using my phone to convert the files in the absence of anything else. Then he went off for a good lunch at the nearest decent pub and left me to my own devices and my own lunch.

Google fixes bug that stopped some Pixel phones from making 911 calls

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Re: Gotta dust off my Playbooks :-(

I've been getting the "you need to pay for your package delivery" ones recently. I'm self isolating the only deliveries I'm taking at the moment are food. Therefore telling me I have to pay extra to receive my groceries smacks of a scam. Especially as these SMS have a habit of arriving after my food has arrived.

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Re: Gotta dust off my Playbooks :-(

I still use a Bold 9700 for calls and texts. The great thing is if I get a text with a link in it (normally for me these are scams) the link can't take me anywhere to download the 'nasty' as there's no BIS service anymore.

AT&T, Verizon delay 5G C-band rollout over FAA fears of passenger plane radars jammed by signals

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Re: Captain Joe DePete

To me part of the issue here is that the FAA and Boeing have not had a good reputation over their handling and certification of the 737Max. As a result I suspect they're being ultra cautious over anything that could compromise safety. Although I don't know and can't think why there's been such a delay in bringing this issue to the table.

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Re: Altimeters

If the issue is interference with radio altimeters, why wouldn't this affect them in other areas as well as near an airport. If the reported altitude is incorrect, pilots are going to try get their assigned altitude. If they are flying on instruments this could lead to all sorts of accidents and near misses; assuming the problem is real. Also, 2nd or 3rd harmonics of the signals would be an issue around an airport; I have not looked up what is assigned those frequencies. The 2 bands are not harmonically related.

I may well be wrong but my recollection is that radio altimeters don’t work above a certain height from the ground, 3000ft? Therefore the problem would be greatest near airports where the planes will be closest to the ground. I’m sure a pilot will be along shortly to correct me.

SlimPay fined €180k after 12 million customers' bank data publicly accessible for 5 years

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Re: The way it is done in Europe

Once again Yes Minister is there.

"The Germans will love it, the French will ignore it and the Italians and the Irish will be too chaotic to enforce it. Only the British will resent it."

They were talking about the European Identity Card but still. Oh and the Irish actually do give a fig given what they want to fine Facebork.