* Posts by Charles Manning

3509 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

Proposed change in libel law may shield websites

Charles Manning

Publishing != Printing

If people want to try to fit existing law to current technology, then they need to get a better grip on things.

Publish is surely equivalent to posting something on a blog/website etc.

Individual page serving to a punter is surely equivalent to the printing of a single newspaper rather than a re-publication.

Twitter slaps itself with $1bn price tag

Charles Manning

Narcisism has no price.

They just need to find a was to charge per tweet.

Microsoft, Yahoo! attempt to head off legal action

Charles Manning

Why should Google care?

Two lead weights tied together will sink faster.

If anything breaking them up keeps them alive longer, keeping the spotlight off Google for a bit longer.

Microsoft targets Google's mobile dream with Bing

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FAIL

Take a crap idea and make it worse

All Bing's special features (30 sec pron downloads, visual search etc), require lots of bandwidth, CPU and pixels.

All the things that mobile does not provide.

Second Life slapped with counterfeit sex toy suit

Charles Manning

I'm a virtual lawyer

With a virtual degree. I'll take them to vcourt. But I'll want real money though. Then when I'm done with that, I'll get all the vpeople that use your vsex aids and file a vclass action that they don't work.

Surely the whole idea of this second life thing is that you can have experiences unrelated to the real world. You can screw a hooker, rob a bank, rip off someone's IP, sue them, do whatever and it doesn't really matter because this is Second Life and just a fantasy.

Munchy Flower: Welcome to the fantasy of being ripped off!

Zune HD unzipped

Charles Manning

Zune?

I don't even care enough to be apathetic.

Ballmer should just admit defeat on this and go home.

Peugeot to offer in-car Wi-Fi in 2010

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Easy way to get around cellphone restrictions

This will get around all those stupidly crafted cellphone bans.

Instead of being sensible and legislating against getting distracted, far too many countries have legislated specifically against using cell phones while driving so that truckers and cabbies etc can still communicate while driving.

Two-way radio. OK.Tetra radio (looks about the same as a cell phone) is not a cell phone and so is OK.

Now you can use a VoIP handset and the plods can get stuffed.

Microsoft mobile marketplace ads worm into iPhone

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Why would Apple care?

For every Apple-toWM migrant, there is boat full of WM-to-Apple refugees.

All that this shows is that MS advertising agencies etc are clueless and wasting effort in the wrong places. If anything that would make Apple smile.

Mine's an Android.

Microsoft harries XP-loving biz customers on to Windows 7

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Going with the masses

In the past, the only real reason to go with MS was because everyone else did and you had to be running the same version of Word as your customers etc. That worked for MS in the past but is probably working against them now. Mass XP-squatting increases resistance to movement.

If businesses have a working solution then any move looks like real or potential cost and pain with no real gain.

IT folk have finally broken from their nose rings. "Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM/MS" no longer holds true. Enough people got personally burned by Vista that that no longer works.

Any well run business expects some return on their expenditure. IT bosses asking to spend up huge without a compelling benefit just look stupid and get fired, particularly in the current economic conditions.

Even if Win7 is superior to XP and the latest Office is better than the last one, is there really enough to justify the movement? Where's the compelling feature set?

It's going to take a bit more than Gates and Seinfeld wiggling their bums on TV to get people to change.

US Bank dumps Sharepoint (to spend more time with Lotus)

Charles Manning

Sharepoint is horrid

Sharepoint just has to be the most awful collaboration suite. I'd dump it for pretty much anything.

NZ scientists identify giant, man-eating eagle

Charles Manning

re:But surely it could have evolved

Sheep only arrived with the WhiteManSourceOfAllEvil so these eagles would have had to go hungry for 500-odd years between the MaoriWhoCan'tDoAnyWrong clubbing the last moa to death and the arrival of sheep.

But there's no lack of other large prey around NZ South Island. Seals were, and still are, plentiful and easy as anything to catch.

Word nemesis: Microsoft deliberately 'destroyed' our business

Charles Manning

Nothing new here

Borland, Novell, IBM, anti-virus,...

MS will partner with you until they feel like wiping you out.

NASA panel: Human spaceflight in 'unsustainable trajectory'

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Why?

3bn would cover a lot of oceanographic research that's far more important to us than space research.

Microsoft tells US retailers Linux is rubbish

Charles Manning

Mixed bag

Some of this is just plain rubbish, but there are shreds of truth too.

Linux pros:

* USB and BT devices tend to "just work" without having to load up drivers etc.

* No virus problems.

Linux cons:

* Some stuff really depends on software supplied by device manufacturers, and that's all Windows specific. Apps for driving web cams, for example.

* Ubuntu etc still tend to need hoop-jumping to get basic stuff like youtube working. Yup, in theory Ubuntu will automatically install the plugins but is doesn't always do so.

* Get something problematic like a mild disk corruption that needs an fsck and most people are stumped. You need a tame *nixer to fix that sort of problem.

Bank of America demands thumbprint from armless bloke

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All I can say is

nuff said

Vista and Lotus: Knowing when to let go of a brand

Charles Manning

Not quite a Vista Virgin

I've only used Vista long enough to do the backup before installing XP and Ubuntu on a new laptop. Perhaps that makes me a Vista heavy petter.

That was long enough to determine that Vista should have really been called ZuneOS.

Google patents (2004) home page

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@Mark Willis, Ned Ludd

It's a "design patent", not a "utility patent". See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Design_patent

In US law the design patent is exactly the right thing to use for this.

Bletchley Park to restore 112-byte* '50s Brit nuke computer

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@Ball boy: Ya wrong

Valves, aka tooobs in 'merikanspeak, are not gas filled. They are evacuated (vacuum tubes).

The gas filled tubes are more likely to be acoustic memory cells.

Twitter tracker goes twotspotting

Charles Manning

***Me

Notice the ***ME** in GeoMe. This really underlines what twitter is all about. Narcissism.

Oooh look at me twanking. Now you can know I'm doing it just down the road from you!

Tossable bots for US Navy SEALs

Charles Manning

Through a door?

If it could be tough enough to be thrown through a closed window or thin door then it could be fired from a grenade launcher which would be handy.

I suspect though it is only good for throwing through open doors.

Pissy little thing though. I wonder if it could actually get around well? Looks like it would be easily foiled by the smallest obstacle.

Zune exec bails ahead of player's upcoming HD launch

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@Jason DePriest

Why would you buy her something that she doesn't like as much as her Zen?

Those quirks you mention aren't lack of polish, they are complete fails.

MS relies on people like you to keep in business. Maybe people are smartening up which is why thir business is dropping off.

Multitaskers: suckers for irrelevancy, easily distracted

Charles Manning

Is it really multitasking?

Or is it just attention deficiency?

The multicore future, and how to survive it

Charles Manning

Why?

Most software in use every day can run fine as a single threaded app. The other CPUs can do all the other non-app tasks like background OS tasks, playing MP3 and all the other stuff that happens in a modern PC.

Japan fine with cheap old mobile phones, ta very much

Charles Manning

What's surprising?

I have a smartphone and a Nokia 1100 (about as unsmart as it gets). After using the smartphone for a few months I'm going back to the Nokia.

Why? Well all the stuff I really want to do with a phone - receive or make a call - is way easier on the dumbphone. I very rarely have any desire to do web browsing etc on a phone. and it is easier to just do these on a computer.

Doctor investigated for posting inkblots to Wikipedia

Charles Manning

How can they show people this filth?

Dirty old men call themselves doctors!

Boffins in 'let's create black holes in the lab' jape

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Flame

What's the point of imitating the wrong properties?

Imitation proves nothing!

This thing won't be a real black hole (which would first eat the desk it is on top of, then the planet and with it any experimental results (unless those are first beeped off into space before the event horizon can lock them in)).

Nope. It is an imitation. In other words it shares some properties with a backhole, not all.

It is surely the non-imitated properties (earth eating gravity etc) that really count when trying to investigate the Hawking radiation. Just having a heavy black thing on your desk (a canon ball or equivalent) won't cut it.

New NASA rocket fuel 'could be made on Moon, Mars'

Charles Manning

Why don't we visit the oceans?

We know less about the earth's oceans than we know about the moon/mars. It doesn't need all sorts of boffinry and is more meaningful.

Aussie birds 'desperate to copulate with brainy males'

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The really intelligent ones...

Would just start a new fashion trend: red is the new brown.

Microsoft goes Darwinian with evolutionary tree patent

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@@@Tom 7

Make that 256^65536 which is Quite A Bit More (TM).

One might argue that most of Microsoft's innovations have been legal and PR rather than technical. Not surprising given that Bill Gates is a drop out from law school, not engineering and most of his success was due to the guidance from his parents.

There's quite a lot of prior art from MS's main methods though. Take for example Thomas Edison:

* Take other people's ideas and present them as your own. Check.

* FUD: Edison electrocuted animals and lobbied to make the electric chair AC powered to promote his (crap) DC service. Check.

* Hostile corporate methods: Check.

Twitter tells you what twits' where

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@Paul Hates Handles

That's what flash crowds are for. Get all the twankers together so that you up the kill rate.

But surely adding location info to the tweet will eat into those precious 140 characters? I guess it doesn't really matter since most tweeting is just narcissistic bollocks that can fit in 30 chars or less.

"41.556N,115.6W: Fuck I'm cool! Look at me!"

US Navy aims to make jetfuel from seawater uranium

Charles Manning

Repeal the laws of thermodynamics

We perhaps needed them in the old days, but the world changes and we don't need these laws any more. They are unconstitutional and suppress our right to free expression.

Scientists ponder rules and ethics of robo helpers

Charles Manning

Why are scientists making moral decisions?

Scientists have generally avoided moral decisions as a way to avoid the guilt associated with the way their work is used. We just build the nuke, we don't decide who to drop it on.

Perhaps the same applies to robot help. Engineers & scientists just design the robot. It is up to the legal department to decide on what weasel words to print on the front of the device.

Microsoft warns of 'irreparable harm' on court's Word injunction

Charles Manning

Soooo....

Pay the license fee, buy them out,...

Finger crossing won't lure iPhone coders to Windows Mobile

Charles Manning

"Into irrelevance"?

"Into irrelevance" suggests that Windows was at one time relevant. I doubt that.

Even though MS threw money at WinCE/Windows Mobile, and have not made any money from it, they never really got any significant traction.

Campaign for official Turing apology gathers steam

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What bollocks

He is well recognized. How many people in computer science etc have not heard of Turing Test, Turning Machine, Turing Awards,...?

I bet more people know of Turing than know of Haskell, Ørsted, Tesla and many others.

The main reason he was not recognized was because of the hush-hush nature of the whole war effort. If anything, Turing perhaps got a disproportionately large recognition for his war efforts. There are a lot of other significant contributors to code breaking that nobody remembers at all. Perhaps some of that was because he was dead and out of the picture, thus taking the heat off others still bound by secrecy etc and just wanting to get on with their lives.

Sure, he got victimised for being gay, but that was a crime at the time and it would be ridiculous to give him a pardon without giving other gay people of the time pardons too. We can look back on the past with some condemnation, but we can't change the past.

Suggesting that Turing should get special pardon becuase of his contributions just sends the message that gay is bad, but we'll ignore it in Turing's case because of his contributions.

Researchers forge secure kernel from maths proofs

Charles Manning

re: Why C?

C is probably an OK choice. It is a very simple, and therefore verifiable, language.

C++ is way, way, more complex than C. Complexity means failures.

Modula2, erlang and other languages that help detect runtime errors, but that's not really a help: the system still fails. At least when your brakes fail you can die with the knowledge that it was an array bounds exception that killed you.

Charles Manning

Wht the Tux

As far as I can make out this isn't a Linux kernel.

Government stamp of approval for fake weed

Charles Manning

You're all being ripped off

I've never bought weed, but the last transaction I saw was undertaken in the Transkei area of South Africa.

Purchaser produced R20 (approx 4 quid back then). Dealer disappeared for a while and came back with a plastic supermarket bag stuffed with weed and promised to bring the rest the next day (which he did - another plastic bag full).

Report: US planetsmash-asteroid scan running years late

Charles Manning
WTF?

Why spend the money?

Why do the survey if there is no technology to take care of the problem?

Once a reasonable candidate technology has been discovered there will be ample time to do the survey while the weaponry is being built.

Men in Green step back from GM's 230mpg Volt claim

Charles Manning

re:Why petrol engines?

Ignorance. Not manufacturer ignorance, but amongst the customers.

These machines are more about perception than real saving and the numerically illiterate also think that diesel is dirtier (from seeing too many sooty truck tailpipes). Therefore a petrol engine is used to improve the clean air image.

GM Volt to deliver three-figure fuel economy

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re: Volt Facts

Cost of replacing the battery pack after a few hundred cycles?

Last time I figured out the costs, the amortised cost per mile of replacing a battery pack was almost as much as the cost of refueling a diesel engine.

The value of buying a hybrid comes from the greenie smugness and is not based on fact.

Charles Manning

The reason for the stupid MPG numbers

Obama + government commands that motor vehicle producers increase their **average** MPG.

Motor vehicle producers crank out one 230MPG car, with EPA onboard to agree to the bullshit calcs.

Throw a single 230 MPG offering into your car range and you've met all the average MPG requirements.

CIOs get £170k but helpdesk staffers settle for £6/hr

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@Keith T

Too true.

AC 3August: You negotiated too. You signed up! Negotiate with your feet and walk out if you don't like the deal.

Negotiation is primarily a sales job.

Everyone knows you're nice and helpful. What you need to do is have hard verifiable numbers that you've contributed directly to the bottom line. That's what good sales people do and how they earn big dolla.

If your contribution saves the company $5M per year you have a far better negotiating position than being a random cog in the machine.

US tech jobs grow (a bit)

Charles Manning

Not too surprising

Different sectors are impacted differently. You can hire burger-flippers and salesfolk when you need them. Building company infrastructure and doing product R & D has a longer lead time so you need to hire up the IT etc staff now. As business confidence builds, companies want to rebuild ready for mainstream improvements that might still be quite a few months away.

Any company sitting on a cash mountain would have seen the recession as a great opportunity to keep up R&D spending and improving their position while their competitors had to cut staff and fall behind.

Orbital refuelling stations could rescue NASA Mars plans

Charles Manning

Useful research please!

I'm all for research, but how about directing it towards something a bit more meaningful - like Earth.

Tectonic plates were only "proven" in the 1960s so it is naive to thing we really know that much about this planet. We know very little about the oceans etc.

WTF does anyone really get from going to the moon or Mars?

Google web search given shot of Caffeine

Charles Manning

Various

@Gangsta: Not taking anything away from them, but ... Faster.... well maybe that's because so few people are using it so it is hard to do an apples-to-apples comparason from the outside world.

It would be royally stupid to say that this is a response to bing. Development times are far too long to slap something like this together since bing showed its face.

Bill Gates-funded boffins develop anti-AIDS stealth condom

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Gates Foundation and MS

"The Gates foundation is completely separate from MS. MS has nothing to do with the Gates foundation."

Bollocks!

Look at 2 minutes into http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVlnqnMHQ1c

NB how the Gates Foundation Handshaking is done in front of a Microsft banner.

Same deal when MS/Gates announced the Buffet contribution.

Microsoft railroads little man with Office Live U-turn

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The problem with business units

You'd think that the goodwill is worth $15 to MS...

When the salestards are having a hard time keeping everyone buying MS products, surely MS need all the goodwill they can get.

This sort of action only needs to result in a small amount of backlash (a lost Windows license here, a lost Word license there) to lose them lots more than this will actually bring in.

But MS is comprised of many distinct business units that compete within the corporation. The Office Live crew will grab their $15 even if it costs other business units $50+ in lost revenues.

Microsoft nails retail store logo and locations

Charles Manning

Microsoft in a fashion center

WTF?

MS has never attracted any of the adjectives associated with fashion: trendy, cool, edgy,...

This has got to add to the pile of wreckage that has typified Ballmer-era Microsoft: Zune, Bing,...

British boffin named first ever 'doctor of texting'

Charles Manning

Universities love these courses

"Media studies" etc. Easy to find lecturers (just ask any burger-flipper at McD). Easy to find students (lazy bastards who want a cruisy time while at university). Easy to assign homework(watch a couple of hours of TV and write a report on how many times there are food ads). Extra credits if you submit your report in text-speak or CtlC CtlV it directly from a blog, or send it in via twitter. No expensive equipment.

Degrees that actually help the economy, engineering and the like, are pretty much the opposite. Hard to find lecturers (they are all gainfully employed). Hard to find students (few have the qualifications & skills needed). Hard to assign and mark homework (need to read all those maths workings etc). Expensive equipment.

Now that many universities get their funding based on performance (measured by number of students they have, and the number of grads they crank out), no wonder they push the easy option