* Posts by Charles Manning

3509 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

Steve Jobs mural highlights plight of Syrian refugees

Charles Manning

THis is just stupid cherry picking

By the logic presented here:

Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Zuckerboy are all college drop outs, so lets all drop out of college.

Lottery winners get oodles of money, so lets all buy lottery tickets.

What this does not address is that the most likely case is not presented. Sure:

The most likely outcome for dropping out of college is flipping burgers.

The most likely outcome for buying lottery tickets is losing.

The most likely outcome for an influx of Muslims is "no go" zones, elevated rape statistics etc etc.

On top of that, it ignored the fact that the middle east was a lot more compatible with Western values back in the 1950s than it is now, with women wearing western clothing, going to university etc: https://www.rt.com/op-edge/afghanistan-syria-womens-us-153/

Visual Studio Code: How to integrate Git

Charles Manning

Why this obsession?

People always seem to want to do everything through one GUI. This seems to be very much a "Windows mindset" or "Java mindset" issue.Where's the benefit?

What is the real advantage in using your IDE to do source control? Surely it is just as easy to use a source control tool to do source control? This is very much more the *nix way of doing things: smaller tools that you plug together rather than monolithic tools.

Whenever you work with a large IDE (VS or Eclipse), you have to drink the Kool Aid and pretty much hand over your whole project to the IDE. You end up having to work the IDE's way. No room for other workflow.

Apple pays two seconds of quarterly profit for wiping pensioner's pics

Charles Manning

Re: Backup? What's that?

The stupid old sod is lucky he got paid 5 grand for an education in data security.

If the phone had just died he'd have got nothing.

Windows 10 market share growth rate flattens again

Charles Manning

Re: Symbain beats WinMobile

" incorrectly detect my Winmobe"...

Nope, the Winmobe is telling the site what it is.

Why is a WinMode so ashamed of what it is that it pretends to be an Android?

Charles Manning

OK, downvotards...

Why does your typical Xbox user cut away from a game to visit one of Uncle Sam's websites?

A) Access treasury reports, coastal information, paying tax online....

B) Probation services, welfare, ...

Charles Manning

XBox is high

Must be the yoofs checking on their welfare benefits.

Windows 10 lags 7, 8 … and even Vista in the channel race

Charles Manning

It saturation. It isn't the OS, its the hardware

As a consultant who supplies my own computers, I run a few machines at the same time. I used to buy a new laptop every 12-18 months. It was worthwhile because the specs for a reasonable priced laptop were increasing rapidly with better screens, faster processing, dual, then dual core + hyperthreading etc.

But I have not bought a new computer for almost 4 years now. Why? There's no motivation to upgrade because the rate of change of hw has fallen off. I'm now considering a quad core laptop with hyperthreading with SSD etc.

The same has happened in user land. Mum has a laptop, dad has a laptop, the kids have one each. So what motivates buying a new one?

The only way to beat market saturation is you bring through a range of machines that are reasonable enough and with such great specs that it is worth upgrading. That's a hard ask because most people would gain no value from a faster CPU (I would when compiling, and gamers too, but those are not typical).

The industry probably needs to accept the reality that the market is saturated and they're now in the "mature" phase of the technology. They have to start working harder to attract and keep customers.

Are CIOs condemned to 'interesting' times in 2016?

Charles Manning

CIO is now a mature position

In the past, IT was magic stuff. To be a CIO all you had to have was the desire to put on a suite and claim fat cheque while the BOFHs did all the hard work. Any cock ups could be blamed on fast changing and unpredictable technology.

Now that the tech is largely stabilised, and the people you deal with (ie. VPs and boards) are getting a grip on how IT works, it is harder to just bullshit your way through your job. Competence vs incompetence is getting obvious. Hopefully that means many of the people who just used bullshit to secure their position will be flushed out and eliminated.

Why are only moneymen doing cyber resilience testing?

Charles Manning

"developed a glitch"

Do you mean it had a hardware failure or that the software stopped working due to the infrastructure it communicates with changing?

Smart Meters are a great wheeze. Get the numptie government to push them through at huge expense.

When they fail to deliver promised benefits, show them V2 which really is so mush better. Fit those.

Rinse and repeat with V3, V4, ...

Report: VW execs 'knew' about fuel economy issues last year

Charles Manning

Re: Bild am Sonntag

More research required.

Just link it to global warming and you'll get your funding.

Research: Microsoft the fastest growing maker of tablet OSs ... by 2019

Charles Manning

Re: 5 years is a long time

Microsoft were saying "within 5 years" about pen tablets in 1995.

When the released a few Windows CE devices a few years later they said: "See, we told you!"

Charles Manning

Much longer than that

MS did a touch add-on for tablets for Windows 3.11. In 1995 I needed a portable platform to do some MSDOS field testing and used one of these, thoush I just used it in MSDOS mode and never fired up the WIndows 3.11 or used the touch.

Tablet was Bill Gates' obsession. Every Comdex he waved around a new tablet that was supposedly much better than the last one and was going to be the "killer platform". One of them was the UMPC.

Nothing significant came from any of them.

Estonian vendor sparks Li-Fi hypegasm with gigabit demo

Charles Manning

Process gain

" the Chinese experiments at the Shanghai Institute of Technical Physics in 2013 also demonstrated that the LEDs can be dimmed to near-darkness and still communicate."

They likely get that from using "process gain" somewhat similar to how GPS signals are modulated.

If you transmit with a specific pattern and oversample using the same pattern you can still extract info at really low levels, but of course that nobbles throughput somewhat.

Hello Barbie controversy re-ignited with insecurity claims

Charles Manning

The Great Unwashed are not so paranoid

"However, in the wake of the weekend's breach of toymaker VTech, the question of children's privacy is now on a few million minds."

Really? They're going to post videos of their kid talking to Barbie all over FB/youtube anyway.

Final countdown – NSA says it really will end blanket phone spying on US citizens this Sunday

Charles Manning

Verification is easy

These data centres chew through a lot of power.

If/when they turn them off, you'll see a massive reduction in power usage in Utah etc.

Charles Manning

Well it's easy to confirm if they do turn it off.

This blanket surveillance consumes enormous amounts of electricity (which is why these data centres need so much cooling).

If they really turn off the monitoring we should immediately see a step change in power consumption in places like Utah.

My prediction is we won't. They have the toys and we all know these power obsessed people will use all the toys they have. They won't give the toys away.

Rooting and modding a Windows Phone is now child's play

Charles Manning

re: But why?

Plenty people do pointless stuff for fun.

Consider morris dancing.

VW's Audi suspends two engineers in air pollution cheatware probe

Charles Manning

Re: Well....

" If two engineers can put their heads together and make changes that get implemented on production motors..."

Prepared to be shocked... I would not be surprised at all.

I've been developing embedded systems for over 30 years, much of that as a consultant, so I've seen what goes on in scores of embedded systems projects.

I've seen a few (let's just say more than one) project where one engineer holds sway over critical bodies of code that could kill people, be that in moving machinery, vehicle control or power systems.

It is comforting for the Great Unwashed believe the embedded systems that go into safety critical devices are thoroughly audited and double or quadruple checked. Not so. At the end of the day it just boils down to one or two engineers touching the code that goes into these safety critical systems.

Of course a whole lot of paperwork gets generated to provide certification, but that's done the same way as your tax bloke prepares your accounts to give to the tax department.

It's pretty easy to see what could have happened here without needing a from-the-top conspiracy. Here's a perfectly plausible scenario:

The team working on ECU firmware get some feedback from the QA folk that the latest version of software they're testing has slightly worse emissions than the last version. Last time it was just passing, this time it is just failing.

One of the engineers is assigned to look at this.... Now the emissions test in the QA process has been an ongoing thorn in the teams side forever, so our clever-clogs engineer decides to deal to the problem forever and puts in a few lines of if... then ... to detect an emissions, test sneakily tweak the engine and get the monkey off their back.

The "fix" works. QA never complains again and eventually the software goes live.

Charles Manning

Well....

Somebody's got to take the fall.

Might as well be a disposable engineer.

Australian cops rush to stop 2AM murder of … a spider

Charles Manning

Mortein... dumb move!

Mortein will knock down insects (eg. flies) fast.

Spiders have different organs (eg. book lungs) which means it takes a long time for insecticides to work on them.

Should have gone for the thong (australian flip flop) instead.

US gourmets sizzle in bacon-scented underwear

Charles Manning

$20 undies with free scent

Hence the price $19.99

HPE to open private London drinking club

Charles Manning

Re: Ale or GTFO

" attending bona fide private functions"

So how does this Bona Fide bloke get to hold his private functions there?

Maybe since Carly Fiorina, HP is run by the Mob.

What the world needs now is Pi, sweet $5 Raspberry Pi Zero

Charles Manning

Re: Overpriced

"It could be an Arduino killer if it wasn't for the half a minute boot-up time and the risk of corrupting the SD card if the power supply is pulled without a proper shutdown."

Well that's largely due to the standard Pi software images which are whole desktops.

A minimal system built with buildroot etc could boot in under 3 seconds and can be configured to avoid all the SD card corruption issues (eg. by using a read-only squashfs rootfs).

Lights, power, action! Smartplugs with a twist

Charles Manning

A Smart Kettle might make sense

Turn it on via phone. Tells you how much water is in it and ETA for when it will be hot.

When it's boiling it turns itself off then tells you via phone.

It reminds you 5 minutes later that you still have not used the water and asks if you want to re-boil.

But most of this Smart House stuff is crap. I'd rather they got on with developing the flying car we're supposed to all have sometime before 2000.

Android on Windows is disruptive because neither Microsoft nor Google can stop it

Charles Manning

This started a long time ago...

Ever since the web browser became a front-end for software, the device OS started becoming irrelevant.

Client software in offices (for Big Iron backends) is all but dead. Instead it all runs on browsers these days and the client OS is not even visible (exxcept when it crashes).

To an extent the Big Iron machines are similar. Once they have Oracle or Apache running on them, they're Oracle or Apache machines and the OS underneath is largely irrelevant.

Microsoft tried to reverse this with things like Silverlight that tied the middleware to the OS to try get them some lock in. That has not worked.

Microsoft Windows: The Next 30 Years

Charles Manning

It isn't last 30/next 30. It's 15/15/15.

If you look back over the last 30 years, that has really been split into two 15 year periods: 1985-2000, then 2000-2015.

Business wise is most apparent by choosing your favourite stock viewer to view MSFT and zooming out to "max".

So that allows us to make predictions based on 15 year blocks:

1985-2000: The Bill Gates years. Growth.

2000-2015: Ballmer years. Stalled.

2015-2030: Nadella years. Decline

Windows 10 pilot rollouts will surge in early 2016, says Gartner

Charles Manning

"Get around the majority of ways users are blocking"

Surely if Microsoft actively find ways to get around a user blocking them from doing something then that is a cybercrime/computer sabotage/whatever.

If a user (or BOFH) takes measures to prevent MS from forcing updates, but MS find a way around this, then that is sabotage. They have wilfully accessed a computer without permission. They have altered the computer's behaviour without permission.

Surely MS has enough lawyers giving them advice that this is illegal.

EU's Paris terror response includes 'virtual currencies' crimp

Charles Manning

Roads....

It has also been brought to our attention that terrorists use the roads and depend on the laws of physics.

We therefore need to find ways to control road use and gravity.

Apple – it's true: iPad Pro slabs freeze when plugged in to charge

Charles Manning

Hmmm requires a bard reboot to fix it...

That's not very promising. It sounds like a hw bug rather than a sw bug.

Sure, there could be some weird interrupt lock up, but from what I read here this sounds more like the charging is causing the hw to get in some screwed up state rather than just a straight software problem.

That would be a bugger for Apple.... hw recalls are expensive.

Kids' tech skills go backwards thanks to tablets and smartmobes

Charles Manning

Rinse and repeat...

This is exactly the same thing that happens with all technologies. As they improve and get easier to use, people lose touch with how the stuff works.

In the old days of lighting, you used lamps. Lamp lighting was a skill that involved understanding how to trim wicks and set them properly so that they burned evenly without charring the wick. Now, just flick a switch and you have leccy light. With LED lighting you don't even need to know how to change a lightbulb.

Until the 1970s you needed a rudimentary understanding of how a car worked to be able to use one. Sparkplugs fouled after a few thousand miles (in the beginning even less than 100 miles). You had to dick around with chokes, check the oil and water at every refuel, check for sparks and flat batteries were common. Now... you just drive for ten thousand miles and most people don't even know their cars have spark plugs or how an ignition system works.

Owning a valve (tube for USAians) radio was a deligh, but valves blew all the time. Owning a valve radio required knowing how to open it up and replace the valves. Transistor radios: just turn them on and magic happens.

So is anyone really surprised that the sprogs don't know how electronics and computers actually work?

Engineering used to be just everyday practical common sense, now it's a black art.

Obscure Chinese web servers at the end of your connections? It's legit, and growing

Charles Manning

Apache is nowhere near the top

Of all the web servers out there, the most common by far are the embedded web servers in printers, routers, ADSL modems,, etc.

The typical western household has probably three or four of those without even realising it.

Those run web servers such as lightttp, mongoose and such. There are billions of these.

Speaking in Tech: Anonymous’s ‘total war’ on ISIS – how effective can it be?

Charles Manning

Anonymous’s ‘total war’ on ISIS

So suddenly the West isn't Anonymous' Great Evil anymore?

'Shut down the parts of internet used by Islamic State masterminds'

Charles Manning

Well that's a good solution

Also shut down the roads that ISIS drive on, but leave the other roads open.

We can also burn stuff in the air that ISIS breath so they have no oxygen, but leave the other air untainted.

Sheer brilliance!

Yes, GCHQ is hiring 1,900 staffers. It's not a snap decision

Charles Manning

Re: Values? Country?

The values are still there and are still valued by many.

However in this day and age you just open yourself to vitriol and abuse for expressing them.

Express a wish for a low crime society based on a bit of respect and decency and you'll soon find yourself being labelled a racist/somethingist/tory twat/*

Point out any facts like single motherhood and welfare programs being closely correlated with crime and you're sexist/nazi/*.

GPS, you've gone too far this time

Charles Manning

It isn't that

"Ask the US military - they clearly explain that GPS has a built-in error for civilian GPS units"

You're talking about Selective Availability where the pseudoranges are stretched to "move" positions. That was turned off over 10 years ago. That can be easily eliminated with any correction source such as WAAS.

Having worked with GPS receivers (including code therein) I can assure you you have the wrong end of the stick.

This extra distance is caused by the accumulation of random movement, since that tends to add distance rather than remove it.

The suggestion they gave is to integrate from velocity. That's a fair way yo do things.

Different GPS receivers from different vendors use very different calculations (especially in filtering) to measure position and distance. The cheapie receivers in cellphones etc are particularly poor.

Top end receivers (commercial - not military) can get positions as good as 20millimetres.

iPad data entry errors caused plane to strike runway during takeoff

Charles Manning

"Transposition error"

67 vs 76 is transposition - the two digits got swapped.

76 -> 66 isn't transposition.

Charles Manning

Re: Why...

Unions.

Conficker is back – and it's infecting police body cams

Charles Manning

Australian Consumer Law??

WTF has that to do with police purchases? Consumer law only applies to purchases for private use.

The real fail here has been in the BOFHs who did not screen and check products before hooking them up to the corporate network....

Or maybe by your logic BOFHs should just sit back with their feet on their desks and wave the consumer law in the bosses face when the system gets a virus or something breaks.

Not my fault the system is infected: the computer company should have supplied computers with no malware on them.

Not my fault the backup is useless: the tape company should have supplied good tape.

Charles Manning

Re: Your equipment is supplied by the lowest bidder.

Sorry, no. It's not just the lowest bidder. Blaming external factors is just the lazy way out.

Equipment can get infected somewhere along the manufacturing process, be that PCs from Dell, cameras, printers, ....

Any BOFH worth anything would be highly sceptical of new equipment. Don't trust anything. Even when a new type of equipment has been checked, do an audit on devices new and old once in a while.

For infected cameras to get deployed requires that far more than just the manufacturer has failed in their job.

California cops pull over Google car for driving too SLOWLY

Charles Manning

Well I thought Google had hit the top peak of hate attraction with their Glasshole glasses.

Looks like their driving is even worse.

Team MIPS tries to spoil ARM's party with new 64-bit Warrior, 32-bit microcontroller brains

Charles Manning

n_pipelines != n_pipelines

Just like MHz is a useless measure of CPU power between different architectures, so is pipeline depth.

x86 is a horrendous instruction architecture that needs amazing complexity to execute fast. No wonder we're seeing 20 + stage pipelines.

ARM is relatively simple and thus can execute really well on short pipelines.

Royal Mail mulls drones for rural deliveries

Charles Manning

That was pretty much my grandfather's way of doing things back in 1940s South Africa.

In winter (dry) the horse would get him home from the neighbours no matter how drunk he was.

In summer (wet) he's run the car down the muddy road until it formed deep enough ruts that acted as a Scalextric track to get him home if he just hoofed the petrol.

In the morning grandmother would find him passed out in the stable or garage.

ARM's new Cortex-A35: How to fine-tune a CPU for web browsing on bargain smartphones

Charles Manning

Good thing ARM is a fabless company

Brits are no good at shovelling electrons.

Just look at the British motor vehicle industry: destroyed by Lucas electrics.

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~mtmorris/index3.html

Microsoft Windows Mobile 10: Uphill battle with 'work in progress'

Charles Manning

Uphill battle?

The talk of uphill battles suggests yet again is that MS is a late to the party player that needs to be given time to catch up ground so they can get on par with Apple & Google.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

MS started this game long before either Apple or Google. They already had phones in 2001. From then their position has just dropped.

It isn't so much an uphill battle as trying to slow a downhill slide.

NASA photo gallery: How to blow $200m of rocket in seconds

Charles Manning

All this blaming the Russian motors is bullshit

Sure, the Russian motors might have been poorly designed, manufactured maintained and deployed but Orbital Sciences (now Orbital ATK) designed a launch system around these motors. They cannot abdicate responsibility by just blaming a component they designed in.

Charles Manning

Re: "toxic jet fuel coated the entire site"

"by N2O4 and Hydrazine, both of which are pretty nasty stuff." but neither of these are jet fuel. They only work in a rocket.

Article should have said "toxic rocket fuel".

How to build a city fit for 50℃ heatwaves

Charles Manning

First off: don't make such pathetic people

Sure, 50-60C is getting pretty fierce (assuming that's even real), but modern air conditioning has lead to people that start falling apart at 30C.

Until 1970 or so, people regularly handled high temperatures as part of their daily life. So why can't people just adapt back again?

If nothing else we're an amazingly adaptable species. To think we can't adapt to a few degrees of temp change (either way) is ridiculous.

Read the Economist last weekend? You may have fetched more than just articles (yup, malware)

Charles Manning

Oes noes

Are we supposed to be amazed than the Economist failed in its job and let through malware?

No, surely any BOFH worth their PFY should expect/plan for ALL sites to routinely serve up malware - including their own damn intranets.

If you treat malware as a site issue you're screwed.

Charles Manning

Used Windows in the last 10 seconds?

Yup, you might have fetched more than just cat vids/pron/articles....

FTFY.

Lithium-air: A battery breakthrough explained

Charles Manning

Hey! Where's my flying car!

Been waiting for the "before 2000" flying car since I was a pup in the 1960s.

While this new chemistry has some interesting potential, I doubt we'll see any of it in real production before 2025 or later.

There's such a lot that actually has to be made to work in the real world that far too many of these "breakthrough technologies" just never get anywhere useful.

Interesting - yes, promising - maybe, breakthrough - no.