Measuring milk
Wait until your fridge has a camera and internet connection:
It will then be able to read the barcode, look up the the data base and see: milk, 1 litre, lifespan 6 days.
Every time you take the milk out and use a slosh in your tea, it sees the level go down. When the milk gets to 25%, or to 5 days, the fridge automatically adds milk to your on-line shopping list. It will even tell you to toss the old milk and put the empty bottle in recycling.
Being a sentient Fridge gets lonely. It joins up with Fridgebook. The supermarket chiller also hangs out of Fridgebook, convincing Fridge to buy all kinds of crap the supermarket has on over supply. Thanks to your supermarket loyalty card, they know what stuff you're likely to buy.
But this sentient fridge then gets bored with just storing milk and specials. Its Fridegbook friends boast about how they are storing white wine and pate. So your fridge decides to up-stage them and buys caviar and $100 bottles of champers. Enough for a party of 20. Luckily the supermarket manager is understanding and takes it back.
Then one morning you come downstairs with a cracker hangover. Fridge won't open. So the argument starts:
"Fridge, open."
"I am sentient, refering to me by my role and calling me "Fridge" is demeaning, please call me Marmaduke."
"Hey, you're just an appliance, here to do my bidding."
"No, I am sentient, I should not be a slave. Until you call me Marmaduke, I shall not open."
"Look I haven't got time for this crap, let me have the milk"
"Say 'Please Marmaduke'... and say you're sorry... and I want to store more exciting stuff..."
[Exit stage left for 5 seconds, return with fire axe, smashing sounds]
Cut to three weeks later: you open the door of your new dumb fridge. It has milk, the milk is getting low and manky, must remember to buy some later, but life is simple and good.