* Posts by Charles Manning

3509 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

Who's going to look after the computers that look after our parents?

Charles Manning

Re: Social, not technical changes

We live in a different country from my parents, so our kids (now 18-22) don't have the experience of dealing with older people.

A few months back my older son went on an internship to a city where we have an elderly friend. He went to visit her out of obligation the first time, but ended up going back to see her many times and told us: "Old people are so interesting!".

And they are. Screw the stupid stereotypes of leaky bladders and nappies. Old people had experiences that you can learn from if you just make them a cup of tea, STFU and listen.

This old dear had grown up in India, she had been evacuated from Singapore a few days before the Japanese "liberated" it. She had been bombed. She had lived in a little cottage growing her own food (and making a bit of money on the side selling surplus rabbits and eggs) with no lights etc for about a year.

Beats hanging out on Twitter.

Teardowns confirm $1,500 Google Glass hardware is DIRT CHEAP

Charles Manning

When you buy an Intel CPU for $200

You're literally paying $200 for dirt... a tablespoon of sand - that's all the silicon is made from...

and a bit of energy, amortisation of plant, R&D,...

The point being, don't just look at the cost of materials.

Russia to suspend US GPS stations in tit-for-tat spat

Charles Manning

Re: Why do they need permission?

GPS is run by the US Air Force.

The GPS bases are thus US military bases.

You need permission from the host country for setting up military bases.

Therefore...

Charles Manning

Re: Desert Storm

The deliberate wiggling of the signal was known as Selective Availability.

GPS works by measuring the time (==distance) from satellites and using trilateration (NOT triangulation) to figure out position. If you deliberately fiddle with the timing (== distance), you move the apparent position.

Anyone could already remove the SA error (along with atmospheric errors etc) using DGPS which works by calculating the errors at a base station and sending those to the receiver so it can remove the errors and calculate a better position.

Removing SA just got rid of this part of the error, there are still others.

Charles Manning

Re: "What other nationality would the soldiers in Crimea be?"

Based on a random sampling of forces in foreign countries during the last 50 years, if you flip over a soldier the odds are you will find "Made in USA" on the sticker.

Apple, Beats and fools with money who trust celeb endorsements

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Maybe they just want a second brand

Apple is an increadibly eletist brand that that is high margin.

Perhaps Apple really want to release a range of products under the Beat brand.

Many companies do this sort of brand tiering to bring to market different products. It allows them to sell low-margin products without tainting their high margin brands.

It also allows them to promote two diferent "images" to the consumer. Beat for Hip-hoppers etc, Apple for their premium stuff to people who don't want to buy stuff made for hip-hoppers.

Lexus vs Toyota is an obvious example of this sort of brand tiering.

Indian climate boffins: Himalayan glaciers are OK, thanks

Charles Manning

Alarmists, get in line!

Don't jump the queue with this Global Warming scare.

We first need to have:

Big Brother (1940s)

Peak oil (1950s)

Nuclear winter (1960s)

Another ice age (1970s).

SARS (2002)

Bird Flu (2003)

...

GM reveals how much you'll pay to turn your car into a rolling 4G LTE Wi-Fi hotspot

Charles Manning

Duct tape

Cheaper. Secure. Works in tunnels.

Freescale: Cloudy dumb sensors? Nope, not OUR smart Internet of Things

Charles Manning

So when the computer driver gets a jail term...

Must the computer remain booted up for the whole period of incarceration so it can contemplate its wrong-doing?

Charles Manning

Measuring milk

Wait until your fridge has a camera and internet connection:

It will then be able to read the barcode, look up the the data base and see: milk, 1 litre, lifespan 6 days.

Every time you take the milk out and use a slosh in your tea, it sees the level go down. When the milk gets to 25%, or to 5 days, the fridge automatically adds milk to your on-line shopping list. It will even tell you to toss the old milk and put the empty bottle in recycling.

Being a sentient Fridge gets lonely. It joins up with Fridgebook. The supermarket chiller also hangs out of Fridgebook, convincing Fridge to buy all kinds of crap the supermarket has on over supply. Thanks to your supermarket loyalty card, they know what stuff you're likely to buy.

But this sentient fridge then gets bored with just storing milk and specials. Its Fridegbook friends boast about how they are storing white wine and pate. So your fridge decides to up-stage them and buys caviar and $100 bottles of champers. Enough for a party of 20. Luckily the supermarket manager is understanding and takes it back.

Then one morning you come downstairs with a cracker hangover. Fridge won't open. So the argument starts:

"Fridge, open."

"I am sentient, refering to me by my role and calling me "Fridge" is demeaning, please call me Marmaduke."

"Hey, you're just an appliance, here to do my bidding."

"No, I am sentient, I should not be a slave. Until you call me Marmaduke, I shall not open."

"Look I haven't got time for this crap, let me have the milk"

"Say 'Please Marmaduke'... and say you're sorry... and I want to store more exciting stuff..."

[Exit stage left for 5 seconds, return with fire axe, smashing sounds]

Cut to three weeks later: you open the door of your new dumb fridge. It has milk, the milk is getting low and manky, must remember to buy some later, but life is simple and good.

Nintendo says sorry, but there will be NO gay marriage in Tomodachi Life ... EVER

Charles Manning

Re: AC They have learned actually

That's even ignoring the issue that "realistic" games are not realistic at all.

Most soldiers don't get one kill in a 6-12 month stint, let alone in 5 minutes. Real war is 99% boredom and 1% living hell. Real war is so damn boring nobody would want to play a real war game.

Charles Manning

AC said "You're either pro-equality, or anti-equality."

... or you're an AC who in't prepared to stand up and say anything.

Look, these are GAMES. You don't have to have progressive attitudes in games. Let's just strive for equality in real life.

I want to play Halo, but I want to be a pacifist. I want the wepons layout to include peace symbols and flowers because war is bad. The pro-violence people are stomping on my rights!

And Pink Pony doesn't allow you to send the pony to be made into glue and pet food when you get bored with it.

Bollocks. If you don't like the game play in a game, then don't buy it.

Quick Q: How many FLOPPIES do I need for 16 MILLION image files?

Charles Manning

Microsoft C V1.0

(Well really re-branded Lattice), with all tools (compiler, linker, libraries...) can on 4 single sided, single density 5.25 inch floppies.

Those of us with two FDDs would make make up two floppies, one with the editor and compiler and the other with a linker and libraries.

We'd put the actual code on the second disk.

Coompilation would be a two step process, pausing to pull out the compiler disk and insert the linker/library disk.

When Borland came out with Turbo C that fitted on a single disk and edited, compiled and linked from an IDE, just about everyone dumped the MS stuff overnight.

Charles Manning

Re: 3.5in floppy

As an ex-Sarfefrican, let me explain the lingo to you...

8 or 5.25 inch "floppies", normally dark grey were called floppy because you could bend them.

The 3.5 inchers (1.44Mbytes) were called stiffies because you could not bend them (well, without breaking them).

Being able to draw on a multi-lingual society we had sufficient other terms for a hard-on to be able to waste a few on storage media.

Hey, does your Smart TV have a mic? Enjoy your surveillance, bro

Charles Manning

Re: That's a no brainer...

"' or even better don't install the drivers."

For the most part these drivers can't be installed or uninstalled. They are compiled into the kernel.

The only way you can be sure the microphone is disconnected involves wire cutters.

Powershell terminal sucks. Is there a better choice?

Charles Manning

Can't you mix them?

If you're "thiking *nix" you think of using a bunch of different tools together, hooked together with some bash scripting. Different languages/tools are optimised to do different things.

For example, bash might do the top level scripting, but call awk, sed, perl, python,... to do specific functions.

Can't you do the same with Powershell? Use Powershell for what it is good at and use bash etc for the top-level console scripting.

Oracle vs Google redux: Appeals court says APIs CAN TOO be copyrighted

Charles Manning

Re: Wasn't Java suppsoed to remain "open source"

That was the original intention... Java everywhere, by everyone. In the late 1990s, Sun submitted Java to ECMA to become an open standard, but then withdrew that in 1999.

That was at the height of the dot.bomb hype and perhaps Sun thought they had something that would make them very wealthy.

Unfortunately for them , withdrawing Java really gave MS a leg up and allowed them to play their .NET card.

Charles Manning

POSIX/ECMA everywhere

It is clearly time to dump proprietary protocols and APIs, go with Posix or ECMA where you can.

The writing was on the wall when Sun withdrew their Java submission to ECMA in 1999. Oh well, there are other ways to write portable code....

China 'in discussions' about high-speed rail lines to London, Germany – and the US

Charles Manning

I can't say I blame them

USA and Europe are plunging themselves into debt at a huge rate, and the Chinese are buying it to keep the west afloat.

The Chinese will need good travel infrastucture to visit their colonies.

Solaris deposed as US drone-ware, replaced by Linux administration

Charles Manning

Security stats are all meaningless

These security stats mean nothing, for any OS, when we're dealing with embedded/dedicated systems.

They don't run a whole LAMP stack or the whole of Ubuntu/whatever. No email. No Twitter.

They just run kernel + custom software.

Alien invader plunges tool into virgin 'Windjana', sniffs powders

Charles Manning

Why did we drill another hole in their planet?

For the same reason we insensitevly call it Windjana instead of the local name.

Interplanetary colonialism.

Nuclear reactor sysadmin accused of hacking 220,000 US Navy sailors' details

Charles Manning

They'll throw the book at him

Hopefully one of those WW2 naval code books with the lead in them to make it sink fast.

When I weres in the Army some blokes complained they were bored because there was nothing to do on the week end. Next week end EVERYONE got to spend the whole of Saturday moving a pile of bricks (a whole house that had been demolished) to a new pile 100 metres away. The week end after... move it back again.

Thanks guys...

Watch a bank-raiding ZeuS bot command post get owned in 60 seconds

Charles Manning

So who do you call?

In them good olde dayes of yore, the NSA were the good guys that protected Joe Sixpack from the Cybervillians.

Now they'd just slap you with a gagging order and use this knowledge for their own ends.

Charles Manning

I don't like this underground internet.

That's why I use wifi.

Report: Climate change has already hit USA - and time is RUNNING OUT

Charles Manning

"In other words, what fekking trees?"

When they chop down the trees they replace them with crops. Those crops perform photosynthesis too.

Ultimately photosynthesis is limited by nutrients (CO2 and other), water and light and the efficiency of the plant. Trees don't get any more of these than other crops.

Go watch a hay field being mowed. Tonnes per acre coming off. As much, if not more, than growing trees.

Charles Manning

Look at all the cute downvotards

Seems like your illusion of scientists has been threatened.

Just like us regular folk, scientists need to eat, pay the rent and would like to afford children, cars and other luxuries. For this they need the filthy lucre and a job/funding/whatever - just as we do.

Even those that start with lofty ambitions of putting truth ahead of anything else are soon faced with practical concerns. It is unfair on scientists to expect them to behave any differently from anyone else.

Then too, they have egos and ambition the same as anyone else. There is HUGE politics in any research institution. Peer review sometimes becomes :"you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours". Your research supervisor won't accept a theory that discredits what he's been doing for the last 20 years.

As an example, consider the bunfight over tectonic plate theory in the 1960s.

The earth sciences departments were controlled by people who had grown up believing and supportint the in-situ theories that mountains just rise up in place and are eroded down. They'd written papers and PhDs on the subject. Their whole professional life - including much of their self-worth was based on the in-situ theories

Then a new generation of people want to do PhDs exploring the new-fangled tectonic plate theory that completely rubbishes the in-situists life work. How does he feel? Threatened. Does he care about "truth"? No. He does everything he can to chop the upstart off at the knees.

The same goes for those people down at the EAU Climate Research Unit. All their funding, papers, public relations depends on climate science alarmism. Of course they will be tempted to over-egg the pudding.

Charles Manning

Of course the boffins will follow the gravy. They are no different than anyone else and want job security, ego, whatever.

To put the scientists on a pedestal and suggest they are above such filthy matters as ego and money is naive to the extreme. You just have to look at some of the bitch-fighting that goes on in any university research department to see what it is really like.

That is why we'll always get over-hype of both potential disasters (SARS, swine flu,...) and over-selling of tech (superconductors, nuclear energy, wind energy, solar,...). While there are certainly medical Mega-corps and venture capital shysters benefiting from this, there are also a bunch of scientists scamming for fame and funding etc too.

ARM exec: Forget eight-core smartphone chips, just enjoy a SIX-PACK

Charles Manning

I'm not suprised at all

I know a few people who work, or have worked for ARM - including marketing people. They are all straight-talking no BS, no FUD people.

They know that any small short term gains they make trying to scam people will just erode the long-term confidence and good will they have built in the industry. Telling it like it is is more beneficial to ARM in the long run.

Anyway, the licensing is very unlikely to be linear with the number of cores. The ARM fees for 8 vs 6 (or even 4) cores is likely to be very low. That reduces any short term benefit in scamming designers.

Leave the FUDding to Intel.

Scariest NSA revelation yet: Spooks are RUBBISH at CIPHERS

Charles Manning

Are you a cad, or perhaps a bounder? Can you bowl a googlie?

Drop by for tea and a bikkie at CSHQ.

Charles Manning

Errr...

"There's no such thing as bad publicity" only applies to actors, celebrities and radio shock jocks who live by their notoriety.

For secret organisations that are supposed to live in the shadows there is no such thing as Good publicity.

El Reg Quid-A-Day Nosh Posse back on the bacon

Charles Manning

Foraging allowed?

If foraging is allowed, then why not go for something a bit more sustaining.

I've never been to London but I hear it is swarming with pigeons etc. A couple of those will set you up micely.

So would a bit of fishing.

Charles Manning

Re: Rice

"the cheapest staple appears to be rice grown thousands of miles away "

Not bizzarre at all.

Rice is easy to preserve and transport. Some peasant farmer ends up getting 2p for that kg of rice.

Potatoes travel badly and don't preserve well. There are huge trade barriers to protect the local farmers and keep them in Range Rovers.

ARM targets enterprise with 32-core, 1.6TB/sec bandwidth beastie

Charles Manning

Re: This just might be the first nail in x86-64

You can't cover everything in an announcement like this. There are some reasonable assumptions to be made: there might be coffee in the coffe pot and the pastries are eadible.

Since this is ARM, and they clearly understand what they need to do to succeed in server space, the answers to performance/power usage/chip size/cost can be assumed to be high/low/depend on pinning/low.

Of course clocking 32 CPUs and Tbytes of data is going to scoop power, but at least with ARM architectures it is feasible. x86 would have a chip swimming laps in a puddle of solder.

There are many server builders out there who say "gee, I wish there was a processor that had X feature, because we could then make product Y". In the past they have had to hope Intel makes such a part and then actually keeps it in the market.

With ARM they can make their own part if nobody else does. It isn't as expensive as all that.

SPARC does share a similar phylosophy in some ways, but lacks the business accumin and market penentration. It is way easier to work with ARM than SPARC.

Microsoft hints at smaller Surface

Charles Manning

Look at the up-side

Smaller. Therefore:

A) Less embarrassing.

For both MS and the ten people that buy it.

B) Better for the environment due to less landfill required to handle the product.

Trans Pacific Partnership still stalled

Charles Manning

Re: Currency manipulation and quantitative easing.

It's bad when foreigners do it.

Charles Manning

Not far off...

Australia is currently being sued by a few countries because it legislates that tobacco may only be sold in plain wrappers.

Charles Manning

Japan is the stumbling block??

In just about every deal struck, USA has really been the major stumbling block.

USA wants all the toys in the sandpit and does not play nicely with the other children.

Bill Gates: Sell off Bing? Nah. Xbox? Maybe...

Charles Manning

It would be embarrassing

Nobody would pay anything for it.

The next stock holders' meeting would be hostile: you spent HOW MUCH dicking around trying to play Google, then sold it off for nothing?

If there was just one rotten apple in the bag, that's OK, but MS have recently balled up pretty much everything they've touched.

Super-heavy element 117 DOES exist – albeit briefly. Got any berkelium handy?

Charles Manning
Pint

Obvious wheeze

From the photo is is obvious these guys are onto a good wheeze.

They have the German government paying for their moonshine experiments.

Should have called is Schnappium.

Please work for nothing, Mr Dabbs. What can you lose?

Charles Manning

Re: Returning a favour would be nice

I've found the smae. Retired and older people seem to value service and are intent on repaying you in plates of scones, a leg of lamb or a bunch of carrots.

It's the "internet is free" generation that seem to expect any tech stuff to be done for free and have pretty much no useful services with which to repay you.

Still, It you were charging what commercial support organisations do, you'd be able to buy that bottle of whiskey (and maybe the yacht).

Who's top Microsoft shareholder? Uh oh, it's STEVE BALLMER

Charles Manning

Re: Getting rid of it all by 2018?

" I have so much time for this foundation taking an engineers approach to major problems "

Unfortunatey this approach does not always give the best results. Far too often these solutions don't work because they don't take local conditions and capabilities into account. $1500 toilets, where a $5 spade and a hole in the ground is often a better approach. Or wifi/tablet/gee wizz education solutions where even just $2 on a pencil & paper would be a major step up, not to mention the complete lack of IT infrastructure to suport these efforts.

I spent 30 years in Africa - most of that in rural or semi-rural areas. I shake my head trying to understand some of the ways that first world engineers think they can solve third world issues with the expertise they gain from watching a couple of documentaries.

ARM tests: Intel flops on Android compatibility, Windows power

Charles Manning

Re: a paradox

Since there are at least ten ARMs running Linux for every x86, the little penguin better get used to it.

I work a lot with embedded Linux, mainly on ARM, and there are far more people working on ARM than on x86 too.

The Linux ARM SoC world is improving by leaps and bounds - many/most SoCs are not using common cores for peripherals for which the drivers are stabilising. With device trees, a board config is almost getting to the point where just doing some device tree work is enough.

Early! Do! Not! Track! Adopter! Yahoo! Says! It's! Rubbish, Bins! It!

Charles Manning

Re: re: "Right now, when a consumer puts Do Not Track in the header, we don't know what they mean"

I think it means they no longer remember what a customer is. Haven't had one in ages.

Study: Users don't much care about Heartbleed hacking dangers

Charles Manning

People don't have time to get worried

There are vast numbers of fields of expertise with experts telling me I must do stuff. I don't have time to take them all seriously.

Toyota tells me my car should have an oil change every 5000km be serviced every 10,000 km. If it is lucky it gets the oil checked and topped up every 10,000 km or so. If it sounds hbad, it gets attention.

The dentist tells me I need to floss every day.. Yeah right. I haven't even had a check up in 13 years and have not flossed in 20. If my teeth hurt I'll give them attention.

The doctor tells me I should get a check up every year. Ten years if they are lucky. If my appendix explodes, I'll give it attention.

And the house should be painted etc etc etc...

Computer users have had people yelling about security and viruses forever and very few people are actually impacted on a dialy basis. For the most part they are just considered to be snake oil salesmen selling them anti-virus products etc.

It seems that everything in our lives wants some attention, even the damn computer. People are behind in everything. Why should they take Heartbleed any more seriously than dozens of OMG-the-sky-is-falling scare stories from virus experts etc?

Perhaps Heartbleed really is bad, but until we hear of people having real damage - and not just some theory - most people will do nothing.

Behold! World's smallest 3D-printer pen Lix artists into shape – literally

Charles Manning

Bah! Old news

People have been doing this with hot glue guns for ages.

Tablet boom quiets down a bit as growth slows

Charles Manning

Any surprise?

Why would anyone be surprised by this?

Once someone has a product that provides a function, they will only get a new product if there is some very compelling feature in the new product.

Gone are times of yore when a year of hardware advancement makes a computer that is appreciably better than what came before it.

There is typically no value in going from a plenty fast enough dual core to a faster than I can appreciate quad core. No surprise then that demand stagnates.

I have a Kindle that is a couple of years old. It works fine. I've never maxed out the storage, so doubling or octupling the storage is of no value to me. The battery life is already absurdly long. Doubling the battery life would be of no value to me. I don't want more features (indeed the Kindle already has too many features that detract from its core function - email on a Kindle?? WTF).

The same goes for computers (laptops and desktops), phones, phablets, .... There are very few people who will get a lift from upgrading because the computer is already faster than it needs to be (for most people).

I used to buy a new laptop every 18 months (business expense: I like having something fast for compiling etc). However the laptop I bought 4 years back is not much slower than the laptop I bought 2 years ago and I see no reason to buy another.

The Internet of Things gets its own NAS

Charles Manning

Re: Give Us...

The term "waste radio waves" is somewhat misleading. If you're sucking up the RF energy then the signal getting to the next house is going to be weaker.

Been doing this for years though - personally since the 1960s- and those before since the early 1900s. It's called a crystal set.

Snapchat updates fap-snap sharing app ... now with more Chat

Charles Manning

So how much can you say in ten seconds?

Hey baby I like your <NO CARRIER>

Google Glass teardown puts rock-bottom price on hardware

Charles Manning

Twat doesn't come for free

Quibbling about the optics is silly. Even if the optics cost an extra $20, that only makes $100 all up.

Development costs are huge and a price of $1500 might be realistic if the development costs are written off in the first generation Ggoggles.

10 PRINT "Happy 50th Birthday, BASIC" : GOTO 10

Charles Manning

Re: C

>A friend describes it thus: "C is assembly language with syntactic sugar."

The other one is "C is portable assembler"

Like many of these cute phrases, it is wildly inaccurate.

Some does depend on what C you're talking about. K&R C was not much more than assemler in some ways, but ANSI-C is a different beast.