* Posts by Charles Manning

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UK govt preps World War 2 energy rationing to keep the lights on

Charles Manning

Better Idea: Plug in all the E cars and hybrids

Run them backwards. That's what all the "smart grid" people tell us.

Let these things earn their tax breaks!

Pity though that this magic fairy dust that promises so much when scooping up the tax payer gravy doesn't really work that way in real life.

This is the unfortunate result of democracy.

Dimwits who think that Liking something on Facebook is enough to make it happen outnumber those with an appreciation for engineering & physics. However the dimwits get the same vote that a knowledgeable person does. Therefore dimwits drive policy selection.

Result: Tax the power stations which generate real power and use the tax to prop up beautiful green toys that do nothing. Blame global warming when the power runs out.

Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

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Re: He's an actor

"the general populace know that he's a very clever man and know that he likes technology. This makes him, in their minds, an IT specialist. "

Not quite.

He is a very convincing communicator. He has the gift of the gab.

He thinks he has a good grasp of IT.

Thus people will listen to anything he says before they will listen to a real specialist that umms and errrs.

Silent, spacious and... well, insipid: Citroën's electric C-Zero car

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Re: Price of Electricity

I'd be more worried by the price of subsidies.

Every time someone buys one of these, Joe Public gets shaken down for hundreds of dollars/quid of extra taxes.

Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

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What's in it for banks? LOTS!

Here in NZ anyway, there is huge gravy in it for banks.

In NZ, all the chip&pin cards are NFC and all go through Mastercard/Visa. That means the transaction gets handled the same way as a credit card even if it is a debit card. That means the vendor has to pay credit card processing fees which are far higher than debit card processing fees.

Apple et al will likely only do the NFC thing if they can take a shaving off the processing fee.

While I like the increased security of chip & pin, I don't want NFC. If I have multiple cards in my wallet I like to be able to control which card gets dinged when.

For a while we had NFC-less chip & pin cards, but I've now gone back to Luddite swipe.

'CAPTAIN CYBORG': The wild-eyed prof behind 'machines have become human' claims

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Re: I'm working on it

You need to present your findings like an acedemic would.

Finish off the conclusions with the statement: More research is required.

You might also suggest some alternative directions for future research, different types of fuel mix for instance.

There's a whiole lot of funding looking for good research projects, can't find it and therefore gets spent on finding out why people with long hair prefer carrots to peas.

Charles Manning

Was the Turing test suppoesed to be a real test?

As one who has studied AI on and off for the last 30 years and have also read everything I can on Turing, I am unconvinced that Turing really thought the Turing Test to be a practical test for AI.

Turing was often asked whether computers would ever be intellient. Directly proving a box of switches to be intelligent is hard, particularly since intelligence is itself such a hard concept to define, let alone measure.

Turing was a mathematician and mathematicians love to use "tricks" to prove problems. One of those handy tricks is Reductio ad absurdum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_absurdum

Devise a test that shows a computer is not intelligent. If the test fails to prove the computer is not intelligent, then we have to accept the opposite: it is inlelligent.

The question is really: Did Turing intend this as a real test or was it just a way to cut through all the "can computers ever be intelligent" bs?

Everyone can and should learn to code? RUBBISH, says Torvalds

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"We might as well make everything elective"

Why not?

As soon as the kids hit 16 or whatever they don't have to go to school anyway.

Those that are forced to do so just disrupt the class and screw up the learning of others.

Some people are not ever going to be coders, but can still solve problems. Different people are drawn to different problems and understand stuff differently. A mechanic mate of mine is brilliant at solving mechanical problems but he really struggles with abstract problem solving.

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Re: The man is correct

"Mandating that anyone learn anything they hate is a waste of time. You're good at what you love, you don't love something because you're good at it."

Sure, it wastes the time of those that don't want to be there, but that does not matter too much.

Much, much, worse... the people that lack the aptitude and don't want to be there waste the time of those that DO want to be there.

It is a long time since I was in school, but the teachers waste so much time on the kids who don't get it through either lack of aptitude or lack of interest. Mean while the whole class gets held back while the basic stuff is repeated to Johnny for the 15th time. A class of 45 minutes only provides 5 minutes of usefulness to the kids who do understand.

School is not really about education. It is primarily daycare so mum and dad can play the dual income game.

Charles Manning

I often get asked about teaching kids programming

I've been programming for over 30 years. I also homeschooled our kids, interacted with other homeschooled kids wanting to learn programming and also taught stuff at regular schools.

When people say their kids want to learn programming, they are often stumped. Mum and dad and teachers typically know nothing and don't know ehere to turn.

First thing I tell them to do is to get interested in problem solving. Fiddling with Lego is a good idea. Sure, both my kids (now post school age) are good programmers. Most of that they learned knee deep in the Lego.

Some games are good too. I tell them to play CastleMouse. http://jayisgames.com/archives/2010/02/castlemouse.php This game requires much of the sequential & parellel cause/effect thinking that programming does. If you're stumped by Castle Mouse, you'll never be a programmer.

Messing about with robotics is a good idea too. Watch how the kids observe the robot doing things. Some are obviously making a connection between the code running in the robot and what the robot actually does, others see these as disjointed operations: I pour some code in here and the robot does something over there...

The most important attribute for being a good programmer is to be able to observe system behaviour/failure, figue out what is happening and then actively trying to fix the problem. Actual skills (& languages) count for nothing. Those can be learned later.

What we're looking for in a kid is the same thing as we look for in good employees: the "spark". The ability to figure stuff out.

Slightly OT, but when I did a lot of hiring, one of the best people I ever hired for embedded programming (understanding circuit diagrams, writing interrupt service routines in C and assembler etc) came to us with a business computing background: BASIC, access data bases etc. No embedded skills, but he knew how to break down a problem and fill in the gaps as he learned. I spent about half an hour explaining to him how basic digital circuits work. Pointed him at some code segments to read and within a few days he was solving problems and generating useful code. Within weeks he became one of the hottest programmers on the team.

There is no point in trying to develop the programmer in every kid out there. Doing so just holds hack classes while dumb Johnny gets it.

Society is served far better by putting the effort into those who really CAN and leaving those that can't to do drama or burger-flipping 101.

Charles Manning

Everyone should learn how to design internal combustion engines

If they are going to be part of this "driving culture", then they must know how a car works. It is shocking that the ICE is an unknown entity to so many people who use a car on a day-to-day basis.

Before a person turns 16 and can get a driver's licence, the person must be able to display a good knowledge of thermodynamics, mechanics and the chemistry of hydrocarbon combustion. Then they should also learn how to weld and spraypaint.

Sounds a bit stupid doesn't it?

Look, it is fine to make opportunities available to kids so that they CAN learn programming if they want to, but forcing everyone to become a coder is as stupid as forcing everyone to be be a grease monkey.

Charles Manning

Logical thought

That can be learned playing with a box of Lego.

Why did that brick fall off? Maybe if it was clicked together better...

You don't need code for that.

Trying to teach logic and deduction through coding is taking the hardest possible route to teaching some broad principles. Worse still, it is beyond what the teaching system (teachers, parents,...) can generally provide.

Facial recognition tech convicts man in Chicago robbery case

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Bad headlines

This bloke was not convicted on the evidence of the software. TThe software made the match and identified him.

Regular plod-work and witnesses then put together the actual evidence used to get the conviction.

C'mon Reg, get it right.

Redmond is patching Windows 8 but NOT Windows 7, say security bods

Charles Manning

Re: "The core of Windows XP was developed before the Internet."

"The development of NT was begun before Windows 95 and before PCs were generally put on the Internet."

Not quite.

It was begun before Microsoft acknowledged they'd lost this battle.

Before then Microsoft was trying to get people cloistered in Microsoft proprietary protocols (NetBIOS, SMB,...).

Vodafone: SPOOKS are plugged DIRECTLY into our network

Charles Manning

Remember...

They can listen to you anyway through the fillings in your teeth.

That's why your fillings tingle when you suck some tin foil. The tinfoil is interfering with the waves coming out of the fillings.

First iOS, now Android to get fondleslab Office ahead of Windows

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Understanding a Corporation

In a big corp like Microsoft, there are many business units. What they do does not make sense if viewed from outside, just from inside.

They do not really cooperate. In fact they compete for resources, premium office space, having their head patted by the CEO,...

The Office group are interested in making money from Office.

The Windows group are interested in making money from Windows.

The Office group realise that they can put A effort into developing for Android and get B revenue.

They also realsise that they can put in W effort into Windows and get Y revenue.

Even if W is much greater than A, B is much, much, greater than Y. Therefore the spreadsheet tells them to do Android before even considering to Windows.

Tech talk bloke compares girlfriend to irritating Java tool – did he deserve flames?

Charles Manning

Women in tech got offended by this?

The statement is more offensive to males with girlfriends than to girlfriends.

One wonders how they got past male/female plugs/sockets.

Marc Andreessen: Edward Snowden is a 'textbook traitor'

Charles Manning

Bye bye Brand America

Until the 1990s, USA was flying pretty high as an international brand.

There was general good will towards Americans even if they'd misbehaved in South/Central America.

Then somewhere in the 1990s the wheels atarted to fall off. That good will got eraoded by increasing American arrogance and imperialism.

American travellers started to sew Canadian flags to their backpacks. Still, America could generally be trusted as reasonably good global citizens much of the time.

Now, well, everything has blown wide open. If people can find a way to go about their daily business without involving USA they will. Probably most people in the world would switch from US service providers to EU in a heartbeat.

Sad to see all that crumbling.

FIGHT! Intel disputes ARM's claims of Android superiority

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Intel are good

They have managed to achieve amazing things even dragging that dead-weight x86 architecture behind them. They have only kept competitive by being streets ahead in process.

Imagine what they could do if they let go of x86 and put their talents into making the best ARM out there.

Their XScaale ARM parts were amazing. With Intels current process capabilities they could do something that with blow the competition away.

Russians turn Raspberry Pi into fully-fledged autopilot

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"one of the licensing conditions "

What licensing conditions?

Anyone can build a GPS receiver and listen to the signals if they have the time and technical inclination. There are no enforceable licensing conditions.

There are various projects on the www using either FPGAs or sw to do the correlators so there really is no need to even use commercial chipsets.

Australia's first public swatting victim a nice bloke

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"Known as swatting"

No. It is known as being a dick.

Giving it some dopey name makes it should like an interwebby thing that every kid should want to do: something like planking or car surfing or twerking.

Glassholes beware: This guy's got your number

Charles Manning

Power and responsibility

If you have the power to rid the world of glassholes then, yes, you have the responsibility to do so!

US bloke raises $250k to build robo-masturbation device

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Crowd sauce

Nuff sed.

Apple: We'll tailor Swift to be a fast new programming language

Charles Manning

Python done right

We had a discussion over this language yesterday and the concensus is that it fixes both the things that are broken in python:

1) Typing.

2) Adding braces. Indenting can be screwed up badly. Braces fix that.

Flying saucer with 'stadium-sized' orb to INVADE Earth's skies

Charles Manning

Re: So ....

who cleans up the 2 acres of sammy wrap?

Illegal aliens would do it at $5/hr, but real aliens might not.

ARM to open CPU design centre in Taiwan

Charles Manning

THey've always had other design centres

"they cannot get skilled staff in the UK?" Nope. ARM are looking for the best, not scraping the barrel.

They also have a 300 person design centre in Texas which they have had for years.

ARM have always been talent shopping and it is no surprise they're shopping in Asia. That makes particular sense when you see all the ARM design wins coming out of greater China.

The British are coming! The British are coming! And they're buying Surface fondleslabs

Charles Manning

By these standards I could be a Bronze medallist Olympic sprinter...

An Olympic sprinter can do the 100m in sub ten seconds. I could probably make it in 30 seconds (even stopping for a few gasps of bottled oxygen at half way) and come third so long as nobody else with any level of fitness entered.

Relative to MS coming third in the tablet race, I'd be doing comparatively well.

Intel marries Chinese chippery firm to SoC it to low-end tablet market

Charles Manning

""I hope they love this product "

Surely a CEO should be more up-beat about his products than just "hope".

The bottom line is always how much it costs to put this sucker on a board.

Tech that we want (but they never seem to give us)

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Isn't that mico-USB and now mandatory in the EU?

UKIP is mandating Good Old USB A/B.

Kiwis unplug supercomputer after intrusion

Charles Manning

Botnet - nah

No point in botting a supercomputer. These things are always heavily BOFHed so bottery would be spotted soon. Much better to bot Joe Sixpack's home desktop.

As for connectivity to secret govt agencies... anyone thinking that has never met NIWA people. They tend to be seriously lefty greenies. Any spooks would have serious fences between themselves and NIWA.

Pirate Party runs aground in European Parliamentary elections

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Dear Europe

Please take Kim Dotcom back. He can start his stupid flopped party there. It might appeal to the sort of voter who thought it was cool to vote pirate last time.

Your friendly kiwis.

World's first ever Nobel Prize winning integrated circuit to be auctioned

Charles Manning

I'm going to wait for the next one...

It will be faster, cheaper and smaller.

Facebook exec: I HATE the INTERNET and I REALLY hate journalism

Charles Manning

Critical thought is HARD WORK

Interwebbers, even El Reg, publish clickbait. They just try harvest different channels.

As with any indepth TV documentaries, real journalism is hard work for both the journalist and the audience. The audience only has one set of eyeballs that everyone is competing for.

When the ratings (ie. the ad revenue) comes in, the editors setting the direction of the channel/web feed are driven by the numbers. In-depth documentaries on stuff people need to know get upstaged by kittens and stories some celeb's tits.

End result, journalists who entered the profession with lofty goals of helping inform humanity soon get either kicked out or re-align themselves to the real world where they, and their articles, are judged purely on their ability to bring in an ad dollar.

Sure, follow your dreams.... but if those dreams include eating and paying rent you need to be practical.

Launching a hardware startup? The stars are aligned in your favor

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As one in the industry, I'd say it is harder

Sure there are some low-barrier-to-entry tools and development kits etc out there. Linux can make the software cheaper.

But people expect a whole damn lot for not much. That makes it very hard to make the numbers stack up.

Let's say you wanted to develop something that needs a board somewhere functionally equivalent to a Raspberry Pi in a plastic case with some extras like NOR or NAND flash and a proper power supply. That's likely to cost you $200k or so of development costs, $50k in tooling costs and about $40/unit in parts costs. If you're only making 10k of the these then your break even is around $75.

And people will say:... but an RPi just costs $25.

It's very hard to make all the numbers stack up unless you're buildng products with very high margins.

Intel cutting prices, taking on all comers in fondleslab market grab

Charles Manning

How far can Intel slash margins?

Intel has always been a high margin business.

They put in an enormount amount of IP development, then cook a tablespoon of sand and sell it for a few hundred bucks.

ARMs tend to be very cheap. For example, the Allwinner A10 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allwinner_Technology#A-Series) dual core, VPU SOC costs around $7, with quad cores A10 nudging the $10 mark.

It is not at all clear how they can be beat that and still put numbers in front of the stockholders that won't start a riot.

Bing's the thing in Microsoft's push for cheap Windows devices

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Anti-trust?

Surely offering cross-tied discounting is sailing pretty close to the wind for being prosecuted for anti-trust?

I wonder whether OEMs will fall for it? A conmputer slathered with bing is surely less appealing than one that is Google ready - even if the punters can switch to Google.

Chances are though there is some very hard (for Joe Average) to defeat nannyware that keeps you pointed ant bing.

ET hunter: We will find SPACE ALIENS in 20 years

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For 20 years of gravy...

I'll promise you anything.

Perpetual motion flying cars that also power your home and at night fly over to Africa to help plough the fields? Sure, no problems.

You know all those resources we're about to run out of? No, we aren't

Charles Manning

What has happened to the good science journalists?

Good Science Journalist: Here are the facts.

Editor: Well thats f**ing boring. I want something more punchy. Something that attracts eyeballs. We're here to sell papers (or ad clicks) you know! Screw all the hard numbers.

GSJ: Ok, I'll clean it up.

Editor: Nope still boring. Look, you've got to pay your way here or you're gone.

GSJ sells soul to devil. Screw the facts. Up the alarmist. Becomes Bad Science Journalist.

BSJ: How about this: Glaciers will all melt, flood the empty mines and mutant octopii will invade London and eat everyones brains.

Editor : When will this happen?

BSJ : Two hundred years from now?

Editor: Sooner.

BSJ: Next Tuesday?

Editor: YESSS!

Expulsion from Garden of Steven: Apple staffers tossed out of Fruit Loop

Charles Manning

So.... no real difference then?

Apple already only houses a fraction of its Cupertino employees in Infinite Loop. Most of the buildings over the other side of North De Anza Blvd were fruity when I was last there (2008).

China to become world's No 1 economy. And we still can't see why

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Hiring Huawei consultants won't help the west

The Huawei business model only worked because the workers:

A) Lived within their means and therefore had money to invest

B) Were prepared to delay gratification and put in the effort.

VeThat won't work in the west because:

A) Most westerners live well beyond their means and have an inflated sense of intitlement. The westerners are broke as nations and individually.

B) Most westerners have an expectation of instant gratification. Want it now.... on the credit card. How many would invest in the companies they work for? No, just slagging off about the boss and doing the minimum work that doesn't get you fired is about average.

PC makers! You, between Microsoft and the tablet market! Get DOWN!

Charles Manning

Late to the party?

This is a lame excuse that does not work.

Microsoft have been doing tablets since 1992 Windows for Pen Computing. This is at least their 8th go at it.

They were pretty much the first and they gave the space away. While MS can't find its ass with both hands, Apple and Google slid into the space and took it from them.

E-cigarettes help you quit – but may not keep you alive

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"less tobacco tax and less premature deaths..."

and less sick people choking up the NHS.

It would be interesting to do a complete financial breakdown from a govt perspective. - just pure numbers without the sentimental aspects.

Does premature death (therefore less pension etc) and less excise taxes add up to more than the added healthcare costs?

Tech sector still loves its slaves: study

Charles Manning

Meanwhile...

The labourers clamour for these jobs because the other jobs are WORSE! From a perspective of an employee, these are often excellent jobs.

If tech kit manufacturers are getting Ds, you can bet your bottom dollar that toothbrush manufacturers should be getting Fs.

But these agencies know how to spin PR. Apple is BAD gets a lot of hits, a broom manufacturer doesn't.

Microsoft Surface 3 Pro: Flip me over, fondle me up

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Third attempt???

For all those that think this is going to be "third time's a charm " for MS,...

MS have been trying to sell tablets since the 1990s. It has always been BillG's pet form factor. BillG was always waving around tablets at Comdex.

They started with Windows 3.1 for Pen Computing 1.0 in 1992. Since then they've served up at least 8 different flavours - none of which has gone anywhere useful.

'Microsoft Research slides' show touch-enabled Office - report

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Re: What part of the fact that this is medium to long term research did some of our posters......

Amazing what qualifies as "research" these days...

Brits to vote: Which pressing scientific challenge should get £10m thrown at it?

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Selling baby rights

These theoretical ideas don't gain traction in the real world because they are unworkable.

Consider a person that has no assets:

1. Sells right for $10k, blows it all.

2. Then has 10 kids.

3. Owes "fines" of $100k.

What are you going to do to get that 100k from them? Threats don't work on people who have little or nothing.

On top of this, you will have leaders saying "screw the Westerners and their ideas" and telling people to have all the babies they want because that is the African way. That's how people like Jacob Zuma in South Africa get into power.

Charles Manning

"increasing the standard of living"

Look, there really is no problem with global population per se.

Why does it matter if there are 1bn people or 100bn people? The population is not the direct problem.

The problem is only caused indirectly: those billions of people consume resources: food, land, water,...

This is where "increasing the standard of living" idea becomes a fallacy.

A Westerner consumes at least 10x what an impoverished Asian/African does, so converting all the impoverished people into Western-level consumers means we have to find 10x the resources for these people.

Even if this reduces the actual population by a factor of two or three, you're still taking a backward step in terms of actual resources required.

Now, to be clear, I am not at all opposed to lifting the standard of living of impoverished people - indeed I support efforts to do so. I merely point out that this is not a solution to the "population issue"..

It is worth noting that the standard of living has increased dramatically over the last few decades. Disease is reduced (except for the murderous greenies banning DDT and causing malaria to increase again). Famine is rare; indeed obesity is now more of a problem than malnutrition.

Toot-toot. Intel pulls up in the connected car of the FU-TURE-TURE

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"dad opens the door for his little angel"

"And take this fu**ing SatNav with you."

It is one thing having to put up with stroppy offspring, but this SatNav is getting far too intrusive too.

It was that a man's house was his castle and the kids played outside. Then the yoofs took over the lounge and the man's only peace can when driving his car.

Now Intel proposes filling the car, the last tiny bastion of a man's life, with an iNanny that tells you to buckle up and a means for the kids to fill your car with their shit sound and make churlish tweets about the person giving them transport.

Intel, please go back to servers.

Greenwald alleges NSA tampers with routers to plant backdoors

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Get with the tinfoil

http://www.afcma.org/

http://www.usafoil.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aluminium_foil

Just pasting ranty URLs does not build a case.

I have done consulting work for Cisco. It is an INTERNATIONAL company, with products developed all over the world and manufactured in different places.

For example, there is a development house in Norway and the products they make are built in Poland.

On top of that, you can download the code for many of these devices. Granted, you can't download it all.

While it might be plausible to infect US made products and conspire to keep the US side of Cisco quiet, the company is far too large and multinational to keep anything secret for long.

So you reckon Nokia-wielding Microsoft can't beat off Apple?

Charles Manning

... just give Microsoft a chance...

"Just give MS a chance" seems to be the general theme of these MS-will-rise-up-and-eat-them-all articles.

MS have been in smart phones since 2000 or so - twice as long as Apple or Google. The "give them a chance" routine is bollocks.

In 2001, they basically had corporate smart phones sewn up.... then they pissed it away.

Job for IT generalist ...

Charles Manning

Nitty gritty problem solver?

C'mon, if you're a good problem solver you can also solve this career issue.

First off, reflect on why sales people earn stupid money compared to their skills: they realise that they are selling themselves to the company. You must do that too.

People don't buy skills, they buy VALUE. They want to see that if they hire you they will make more money. For that you need to be able to demonstrate achievements in a way that can be linked to money.

"I designed X which allowed the company to use Y instead of Z. That saved the company $2million last year."

If you say "I know a bit of C#", they throw you in the bucket with all the other people that know a bit of C# (whatever the hell that is).

If you de-congested a project, then equate that to money. "I brought the project to market 3 months earlier. That earned the company $5M extra revenue."

You need to learn to use numbers and words like revenue, saving, bottom line and less of the "I know a bit of C#".