* Posts by Charles Manning

3509 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

Stephen Elop: 'Hello there' (and goodbye to 12,500 of you)

Charles Manning

Surely only the dumbest are surprised by this?

The writing was on the wall when Elop joined.

It was on the wall in BLINKING FULL CAPS when MS started their buying bid.

Frankly, if you were then surprised to be losing your job you're brain dead.

MYSTERIOUS Siberia CRATER: ALIENS or METEOR not involved, officials insist

Charles Manning

Re: Not an explosion

>Anyone got any ideas ?

The Russians think it has been there for 2 years, so it is feasible that other ejecta has been eroded/disolved.

It is also feasible that this is a sink hole and the crud around the side is due to materials that have precipitated over the last two years (eg. gases coming out, reacing with the air/water and precipitating.).

Not sure I but the explosion theory.

Dude, you're getting a Dell – with Bitcoin: IT giant slurps cryptocash

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Thermodynamics is a bitch

Step 1: Buy Dell.

Step 2: Mine BC.

Step 3: Mortgage house to pay leccy bill.

Step 5: Repeat step 2 & 3 until house equity <= 0

Step 6: Foreclosure

Step 7: Ruin

X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture

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Buzzword bingo

It looks increasingly like Nadelle is reading from a pot of simmering alphabet soup.

The barrage of buzzwords almost sounds plausable and soothing to share holders so long as it is kept up for long periods (3000 word essay/memos). As soon as you pull out individual sentences and apply any analysis them make so sense.

Windows Univerval Apps is a broken concept. People want their PCs for different purposes than their phones.

Microsoft already tried this, but the other way around. The early WinCE mobile devices and phones had start buttons.

Finally the message got through that nobody wanted start buttons on phones, but MS didn't stop there - they tried to make PCs look like phones too.

Microsoft are so used to setting, nay, forcing, the direction that they have forgotten to consider the most important aspect - what works for the custiomer.

Until they get the basics right they will continue to slide.

UN to Five Eyes nations: Your mass surveillance is breaking the law

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Big deal

I am opposed to mass survelillance, but surely UN has bigger rights issues on it's plate than this?

Women/gays being stoned to death, soccer playing Palestinian kids being straffed by Isrealies,...

The 5 eyes nations are all reasonably democratic, with citizens who are reasonably empowered to act. It is not like they're in dictatorships where the citizens have no control over the issues.

It is far more important that the UN help those who lack the power to help themselves.

Accused! Yahoo! exec! SUES! her! accuser!, says! sex! harassment! never! happened!

Charles Manning

Playmobil logic

Playmobil or it didn't happen.

No Playmobil, therefore it didn't happen.

Can nothing trip up the runaway cash monster that is Intel? Well...

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Intel is getting a huge lift from mobile...

All those mobiles hauling stuff from the interwebs are backed by servers and show up in the Intel books as servers chips.

What must be really frightening for Intel is that mobile and even this IoT stuff are both growing fast but Intel is not reflecting that. Even if Intel's revenue is increasing, their market share is declining in these areas. It does not help to show tiny growth when everyone else in these sectors are going gangbusters.

Worse still for Intel is that they have already played all their trumps and aces in mobile and IoT. What more magic can they come up to slow the bleeding? Let alone stop it and turn it around.

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Re: " we believe that over time we can make [mobility] a profitable business,"

"Microsoft has pretty much done this already with the Surface 3 Pro being the only Surface 3 in town."

And nobody noticed or cared....

Programming languages in economics: Cool research, bro, but what about, er, economics?

Charles Manning

Well duh

Engineering is the art of compromise.

Different problems need to be tackled in different ways.

If you're building millions of something then it pays to spend a 100k or more optimising the code so it can run on a 20cent CPU vs a 50cent CPU.

If the code is going to be run once then speed of writing the code and being confident in the output is far more important.

Hence actuaries doing one-off calculations us APL or matlab or such while embedded programmers use assembler, C or whatever.

Call cost/benefit supply/demand analysis economics if you want, but to an engineer it is just normal decision making.

Airbus promises Wi-Fi – yay – and 3D movies (meh) in new A330

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Bunch of bloody whiners

I'm 6ft6 and I have size 14 feet and a crook knee. I can wedge myself into an economy seat without too much fuss or discomfort and without disturbing my seatmates.

Tall people are used to living in a world designed for gnomes, so aircraft are really no more uncomfortable than sitting in a BMW (where by shoulders touch the ceiling) or sleeping in army beds (where my feet + ankles stuck out the end).

It seems to be mid-sized people that whine the most.

Charles Manning

Re: Entertainment on board

They're wasting all the outside surfaces of the aircraft.

Climbing walls, bungy jumping, kite flying... with outdoor dining and bbq!

Charles Manning

Re: did a flying customer *ever* get the chance to select an aircraft to fly in

Yes

Well at least with Air NZ you can. The online booking system tells you the plane types.

For example, NZ0008 on 24 July is a 777.

Sure, there might be times when they have to make changes, but 90+% of the time you'll get what they say.

Mobile, cloud, social? Data? Nadella strings sexy words together

Charles Manning

Stuff in their labs

They might have some AI stuff in their labs, but do they know how to get anything to market any more?

MS don't need more distractions either. They need to figure out what is important, then shed the rest and refocus their energy on doing the important stuff right.

What MS need is a Jobsian reformation, but that can't happen with Nadella or the way MS is run.

Jobs had been thrown out. He was full of resentment and when he came back he was not afraid to put in the knife - hard. He was blunt.

Nadella, like Ballmer, is a big Gates fan and friend. Thus we see no knife come out. Instead we just see the same basic "plan" wrapped in different verbiage.

Microsoft's anti-bug breakthrough: Wire devs to BRAIN SCANNERS

Charles Manning

If the developer is stressed

They're probably reading some rather hairy code

or

they're under excessive management pressure to get the work done

or

they're trying to use Visual Source Safe.

Native Americans KILLED AND ATE DUMBO, say archaeologists

Charles Manning

But... native people have an affinity with nature

The Native Americans lived in peace and harmony with nature for tens of thousands of years, just killing enough to survive and always being respectful of nature and saying prayers of thanks. It was only the evil white man and his destructive ways that damaged USA.

The same too of the NZ Maori and Aboriginal Australians.

Gotta love PC revisionist history!

D-Wave to bust 1,000-qubit barrier with new quantum compute device

Charles Manning

Re: If it looks like a charlatan...

it's probably a spider in drag.

Can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of PUREST ... BLACK?

Charles Manning

Yup

I'm going to the lab at around 6 for a few pints...

Chinese biz bloke builds his OWN 3,500-mile Tesla charger network

Charles Manning

So...

80 hours of charging and 50 hours of driving to travel the 5000km route.

Seems insane when the cities are probably already connected by China's amazing rail network that whips along at 350km/h and does the same distance in 15 hours.

Female! ex-Yahoo! coder! says! female! boss! fired! her! for! refusing! sex!

Charles Manning

Anything! to! keep! Yahoo! in! the! news!

Bugger the PDFs...

Playmobil or it didn;'t happen.

Canuck reader threatens suicide over exact dimensions of SPAAAACE!

Charles Manning

But he's Canadian

S-P-Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-C-E

No need to worry: US blows $174m on new Cray to simulate nukes

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Re: Newspeak, we can haz it!

" This includes a billion dollars to add new tail fins in order to raise the intelligence of the things"

You have to hand it to Obama and his stratagists, this is brilliant. He keeps the gravy tap open for the military indsutry and still doesn't offend his Huffington post supporters: "Our prez doesn't make bombs, he's just putting tail fins on the old ones so they cause less collateral damage."

"Smart bombing" high yield devices like nukes is pretty pointless. A hit or a 100m miss and you're still going to have a bad day.

Of course there are also the "bunker busting" nukes that would need steering, but as DAM points out, these would move nukes from being defensive weapons of last resort to the everyday use racks.

Get ready for LAYOFFS: Nadella's coma-inducing memo, with subtitles

Charles Manning

Dear Pedant MrNed

Thank you for your delightful lesson on the correct pronunciation of azure.

I had always said "A-SEWER".

I shall try to mend my ways.

Charles Manning

Microsoft's productivity challenge

By Office 2003, people had pretty much figured out what was needed in productivity tools to make them function properly.

Like screwdrivers have only had mild innovations since 1800, MS should have pretty much stopped fiddling in 2003.

Unfortunately they want to make stuff look new. Then Microsoft also forgot their place: to listen to customers and serve.

Finally, the people who actually worked on Word from the 1980s to 2003 during the battles with other word processors have long gone. Under competitive pressures they had to listen to customers and understood what it takes to build a productivity tool.

Fast forward 10 years and we have a bunch of designers who favour cute UI features ahead of prime purpose.

It is no suprise that productivity with "productivity tools" takes a hit. Features like ribbons make it harder to navigate. They make help desk support a lot harder.

Nadella needs to figure out that unless you are serving the customer and adding value to the customer, then fiddling with the frilly bits won't help your business survive.

Charles Manning

Here's! a! bucket! of! Yahoo!s !!

You're! probably! allergic! to! those! too!

USA to insist on pre-flight mobe power probe

Charles Manning

Re: And what about electronic items WITHOUT batteries?

They'll say that you don't need it on the flight so you better put it in the hold.

MonkeyParking FLINGS AWAY San Francisco service

Charles Manning

Our Mission

is really to make money!

The real challenge is that they cannot sell the actual space itself, they can only sell the info that there is a space.

That means the current parker has no legal claim to the current parking spot and cannot choose who he sells it to.

If a third party sees a person about to pull out and wait for the space, they can have it even if someone else has "bought" it.

Since only the information, and not the spot, can be sold, that introduces a whole opportunity for parking trolling. As you walk along the sidewalk and see someone about to pull out, you could "sell" their spot. There is nothing limiting the seller to being the current parker.

That means there is nothing stopping multiple people selling the same spot, nor is there anything stopping someone selling non-existent spots or selling a spot that someone else occupies.

Net result: lots of pissed off people, road rage, fights,...

SF are doing the right thing nipping this in the bud.

Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

Charles Manning

Re: So on the Internet you have to please ALL the people ALL the time -- or else?

"Here's hoping that "globalization" doesn't reduce culture and communication to some "lowest common denominator," because if that happens, there won't BE any culture or communication."

Of course it does!

Just look at that little European social engineering experiment: EU. Johnny Foreigner tells honest Brits how to make bangers.

Now imagine the same degree of intrusion run by the UN or some such:

No women drivers worldwide in case we offentd the Arabs.

No beef worldwide in case we offend the Hindus.

ditto pork Jews and Muslims.

etc etc etc

Airbus to send 1,200 TFlops of HPC goodness down the runway

Charles Manning

To think...

747 was largely designed with a few slide rules and printed tables with maybe a bit of FORTRAN thrown in for the aerodynamic calcs.

Now we have TFLOP data centres doing the calcs.

No wonder the 747 was designed in 16 months and modern aircraft take almost as many years.

Would it be bad if the Amazon rainforest was all farms? Well it was, once

Charles Manning

The Lungs of the Earth

Rainforests are often given nice emotive names like this.

Sure, it would be a shame to see such wilderness trashed, but that is prely an emotional response.

From a CO2 absorbtion POV, that is perhaps not valid though.

CO2 is absorbed in direct proportion to the amount of photosynthesis that is happening, which is governed by:

* The availability of water, CO2 and other nutrients.

* The type of plant.

* The amount of light.

* Other conditions such as temperature etc.

The size of the plants does not matter. Wheat, grass, soy etc can photosythesise as well as, and often better than, rain forest plants, soaking upo that CO2.

What is a bigger concern is the change of water vapour (though our CO2-fixated greenies are ignoring this). In areas where I used to live there were lush pastures that were lightly grazed. Farmers then increased the stocking levels and grazed harder (but put on more fertilisers too). Result: shorter grass which holds soil moisture less, leasing to a change in the valley microclimate.

Cutting down rain forests would do the same.

Wireless-controlled contraception implant is coming, says MIT

Charles Manning

Contraceptive patch

Microsoft gives this a completely new meaning.

PS Where's the Playmobil?

Atmel buys more IoT capability

Charles Manning

Cornering the unicorn feed market

profit?

Standby consumes MORE POWER THAN CANADA: IEA

Charles Manning

It comes down to power supply efficiency

It is pretty much impossible to design a switch mode power supply that is efficient at both low and high powers. Thus, most of the effort goes into designing a power supply that is relatively efficient when used at high power (ie. On).

When in standby, either the same power supply is used, and efficiency suffers badly, or you have a second power supply that is there to handle the standy power levels. That obviously drives up circuit complexity and costs a bit more.

These days there seem to be directives to keep standby power low. Still, if you have a house full of 8W LED bulbs each chomping 0.5W 24/7 in standby mode, that is still quite a bit of leccy.

Fridge hacked. Car hacked. Next up, your LIGHT BULBS

Charles Manning

Re: Why is security still an afterthought?

Is need for physical access really a security risk?

If the hacker is getting inside the device, then they could just as easily replace the micro or solder in their own wires....

Do we blame Windows (or Linux) for being crap on a PC when anyone can just boot from a CD and do what the hell they like?

At what stage do we say the security is good enough?

Charles Manning

Old joke, new answer

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lots.... and a BOFH.

Wannabe Startup CEOs Hate This Guy: Potato Salad man and the $60k

Charles Manning

Will he really make a huge profit though?

He has promised hats and shipping out bites of potato salad. Multiply that by a few thousand and the wad of cash isn't all that high any more.

Intel told to PUT A SOC IN IT: Fill our kit with chips, says Panasonic

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Can't beat them, join them

I've said this before and I'll say this again.

Labouring youself with x86 is like trying to race dragging a trailer behind you. The only way Intel have stayed halfway competitive with their mobile Atoms is by being streets ahead in process.

If Intel were to dump x86 and make mobile chips on a level playing field (ie. ARM) they'd be ahead of everyone else by a long way.

Except of course that Intel will struggle to make money. Their whole corporate culture is geared to high margin products (x86s that sell for $hundreds). The biggest challenge for Intel is adapting to the market where quad-core ARM socs cost less then $10.

Storm-battered Rockall adventurer recalls 'worst experience of my life'

Charles Manning

Re: Prevailing winds

Playmobil or it didn't happen.

That AMAZING Windows comeback: Wow – 0.5% growth in 2015

Charles Manning

Re: No real change, due to no real alternatice

"Windows is the way, and will be for decades to come."

No, web is the way - has been so for a few years and is increasingly so.

As the OS gets less and less relevant, MS is going to fight harder to make money.

Charles Manning

Re: What's to look forward to?

Ribbons might look cute,but they are anightmare to deal with for Joe Sixpack.

You can't find what you want to. Therefore more calls to the help desk. Therefore increased cost of operation.

It's a help desk nightmare. Stuff moves around so it is almost impossible to lead someone through actions over the phone. Result, longer and more frustrating calls, more helpdesk people needed, more stress, less productivity.

In the 1960s, Boeing designed the 747 in 16 months. a tiny fraction of what it took to design any other 7x7 since then. But then they didn't get slowed down by productivity tools.

Top ten car gadgets: Get your motor running with new shiny-shiny

Charles Manning

Stupid laws kick in...

I don't know how the driving-while-using-phone laws work elsewhere, but in NZ they specifically disallow cell phones.

As I said back then, even to some MPs, it's a dumb law because it is tech-specific. It doesn't cover VoIP phones.

It would seem that using VoIP + Wifi hotspot you can phone+drive all you want without falling foul of these laws.

Journal that published Facebook emoto-furtle study: Proper boffins get CONSENT

Charles Manning

Re: There are two types of people involved with this

Wrong:

Facebook, who don't care.

Others, who care a bit, but not much.

Anyone that really cares knows to stay the hell away from FB.

This is really silly though. Everyone already knows that FB tracks all types of crap to figure out your vulnerabiolities to serve you ads and get youre "friends" to suggest stuff to you. That manipulation is surely far, far, larger than just getting you slightly up or down by feeding you news in a different order.

Hey, Marissa Mayer: Flexi working time is now LAW in UK. Yahoo!

Charles Manning

Re: More "management versus labor" mentality

"So its like you save on commuting, without actually saving on commuting."

Surely your commuting time is more valuable than your rail fare?

Girl gamers sexism row: Top e-sports federation finds reverse gear

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"Black Engineer of the Year" award: Many still do.

There are also many that claim to be "equal opportunity, affirmative action employees.". I don't quite figure out how you can be both.

You'd expect that from the multiple universities that practice this because they are run by irrational arts grads, but even the tech sector has this.

Charles Manning

esport trying to be real sport

This is just e sport people trying to make it sound like a real sport. Having males and females compete against each other would undermine that.

In real sport there are female sporting grades to give them a chance since, as a generalization, males have various traits that give them an edge. To sound like a real sport, esport needs this too.

Like frozen burgers, 'Bigfoot' DNA samples have a touch of horse

Charles Manning

"not suitable for analysis"

means did not have animal DNA to extract

New research: Flash is DEAD. Yet resistance isn't futile - it's key

Charles Manning

Nobody wants storage

We just want to be able to access our stuff on demand.

With perfect clouding etc, there would be no need for storage at all, beyond a few kbytes needed to boot a device.

New NSA boss plays down impact of Snowden leaks

Charles Manning

Does the NSA give you a healthy family?

"I think most Americans don't care about respect from the rest of the world, they just want the same as everyone else - a health family, a roof over their heads, food on the table, and a vacation once in a while."

Sure, no problem with those aspirations, but it is unclear how the NSA provides those.

At one time, NSA probably served the people by giving them intelligence, but so too did the KGB.

Unfortunately these secret organisations become a law and a community unto themselves. They start to serve themselves and anyone outside NSA is deemed to be "the enemy".

An organisation that has gone that far off the rails cannot be corrected. it can only be disbanded.

Charles Manning

Sure the world is a better place since the NSA came along....

But that does not mean we should give credit to the NSA.

We could equally give credit to the transistor, rock music, super glue, oral contraceptives and Barbie doll - all of which came out around the same time.

Microsoft thumbs nose at NSA, hardens crypto for Outlook, OneDrive

Charles Manning

Finding a scapegoat

These people are naive in thinking the USA tech industry industry is crumbling because of the spying and that it might have been " an issue that needed to be addressed but might blow over ".

Nothing happens in a vaccuum. The US tech industry has been losing ground for ages and has been doing so perfectly well without the spies dragging them down. All the spying has done is erode the FUD that was keeping the market going for a bit longer. Net result, the spying has only changed timescales by a few months - a year at the outside. The outcome has not changed.

But big biz leaders never want to admit the rot of their industry. They always want something else to blame. They did it in 2001 and they're doing it now.

Exactly the same thing happened in 2001 with dot.bomb. The US market imposion was largely blames on Sept 11. However the industry was on the skids already. Sept 11 might have accelerated things by a month or three, but the trajectory was already set.

We've seen the upsurge of Huawei etc for a few years now. That they were coming along to eat everyone's lunch was obvious long ago. Microsoft has been rolling about in its own excrement for years.

All of this predates spies, but the spies five them a nice little scapegoat when the share holders get uppity.