* Posts by Petrea Mitchell

446 publicly visible posts • joined 26 Jun 2007

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Assange vows to drop 'insurance' files on Rupert Murdoch

Petrea Mitchell
Black Helicopters

One thing

To be fair, the world was largely unaware that Iran's neighbors were begging the US to just come right in and give Ahmedinejad a military smackdown.

Although I'm still trying to work out how making that public knowledge has harmed the US...

Apple refuses frozen iPhone repair

Petrea Mitchell
Megaphone

COASTAL Californian conditions

The famously mild climate that Silicon Valley enjoys is limited to a mere strip of California along the coast. Head east over the hills, and you reach the Central Valley, where temperatures over 35C are perfectly normal in summer. Head further east to the Sierras, and -12C is perfectly normal in winter. And you're still in California.

Police reject Labour MP's call for Bristol-wide DNA test

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

Not as simple as you think

Y chromosomes can come from people classified as women, if they've undergone an official gender change, or have one of the various genetic diseases that can cause XYs to present as female (look up Swyer syndrome, for instance).

Ptable: It’s all about the interface

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

Usability can be made objective

"This does reveal the essential issue that usability, like art, is subjective, however."

Aesthetics are subjective. Usability can be objectively measured-- give a series of users a task, and see how long it takes them to complete it. (Or, as is so depressingly often the case, whether they are able to figure out how to accomplish the task with the given interface at all.)

Petrea Mitchell
Stop

Not to mention the popups

...pop-up blocking is enabled by default in most recent browsers, isn't it?

Body of murdered cyberwar expert found in landfill

Petrea Mitchell
Thumb Up

I concur, except...

The police are really, really sure it's homicide, so I presume there are clear marks of violence and the "passed out" explanation didn't work. (I know, I know, maybe they aren't clear and the police are jumping to conclusions.)

But other than that, yeah. Stroke, tumor, lots of possibilities.

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

That isn't diabetes

Hypoglycemia can mimic mild drunkenness for a little while, but then it quickly progresses to mimicking more severe drunkenness in the form of unconsciousness and death. It's an interesting thought, but he was wandering around way too long for that to be it.

Petrea Mitchell
Thumb Down

It does too sound random

"Those details, combined with the fact that someone went to considerable effort to hide Wheeler's body in a trash dumpster in nearby Newark, Delaware, would suggest the homicide wasn't a random mugging."

Quite the contrary-- a guy wandering around disoriented and claiming he has lots of money is going to look like a great target to your random mugger, and the nearest large trash bin is the easiest place to think of to put the body.

Doctor Who to marry Doctor Who's daughter

Petrea Mitchell
IT Angle

Puts me in mind of MST3K, actually

...specifically, the line from _Girls Town_: "They're caught in a Freudian quagmire!"

Beaver, correctly used, 'could save ecosystem', contends prof

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

This was known already

There's actually a program here in the state of Oregon to relocate giant rodents to streams which need repair. (Not ultimately for the mere sake of the environment; it's to help out the commercial salmon fisheries.)

Partners, kids force iPad owners to take more tablets

Petrea Mitchell

Extra netbooks

It's not, I assure you, as though the significant others of the world haven't been strongly hinting that a netbook would be a fine Christmas gift.

Dutch police arrest 16-year-old WikiLeaks avenger

Petrea Mitchell
Badgers

Who needs anti-terrorism laws for this?

When you're talking revenge attacks on a business which interfere with its ability to function, organized-crime laws will probably turn out to be sufficient.

US iPad to get BBC pay app - with 'handcrafted British feel'

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

Depends how you measure it

Under the $225/year for the license fee quoted in another comment, one hour of available programming works out to about $0.0004. If I just watch one show via this new global arrangement, the price may come out to less than what you're paying for full access, but it's sure as heck going to be more than 1/25th of a cent per episode.

Petrea Mitchell
WTF?

It's not the same

I don't know what version of BBC America you have, but mine requires me to pay for basic cable or satellite to get it, and I sometimes have to wait over a year after a Top Gear episode first airs in the UK to see it over here, plus I only get to see about two-thirds of it. (Did you know that in the UK, it's a full hour without commercials?)

Petrea Mitchell
Welcome

Modified rapture

The only two questions I have left are:

1. When will this be rolled out for a device I actually own?

2. What will be the delay between the first airing of a show in the UK and its release to the rest of the world?

NASA to make MAJOR ALIENS REVELATION this week

Petrea Mitchell
Alien

Advanced artillery found on Mars

It's long been known that Mars has an excellent defensive system which has been able to disable most planetary probes when they approach. Clearly one of the rovers has discovered one of the ground-based portions of it.

All right, here's a serious guess so that you can all point out how wrong I was later: amino acids on Titan. With lots of weasel words like "probable chemical signature" and "possible" and "likely explanation".

Facebook bug sin-bins female users

Petrea Mitchell
Grenade

Oh, *now* they tell me it's reactivated

Two days after my account started working again, I get this:

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Hi,

We apologize for the inconvenience you have experienced. Your account was disabled in error. Your account has been reactivated and you will now be able to log in.

Thanks for your understanding,

The Facebook Team

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I was amused to see this in the headers:

X-Mailer: ZuckMail [version 1.00]

I'm reasonably convinced that's not just a joke insert, because there's also this internal tracking info:

X-Facebook: from zuckmail ([MTI3LjAuMC4x])

by tps.facebook.com with HTTP (ZuckMail);

And here's how much they'd really like to hear back from me:

From: Facebook <noreply+kjdmp-hvkhv_@facebookmail.com>

Reply-To: Facebook <noreply+kjdmp-hvkhv_@facebookmail.com>

Errors-to: noreply+kjdmp-hvkhv_@facebookmail.com

Petrea Mitchell
Stop

Me too!

Facebook disabled my account with no warning and no explanation of what rule I might have transgressed so horribly, so my best guess was maybe I'd been judged in violation of the anti-symbol rule by spelling my name correctly. It contains a diacritical mark, which meant uploading my ID (as if I was going to trust FB with a scan of it anyway) wasn't going to help any, since the issuing DMV can't handle non-ASCII characters.

(You don't see the mark here because many commenting systems can't handle it and aren't intelligent enough to check the input before garbling it, so I don't try it on anything that requires registration before any kind of commenting, because if it gets garbled then I'm usually stuck with it.)

Hasbro unleashes 'Spastic' Transformer

Petrea Mitchell
FAIL

Ditto

Same out here on the West Coast. For those outside the US, it's not downright obscene here, but this is a pretty bad branding choice even in this country.

Royal Wedding: Prince Charles is a ZX81, Wills is an iPad

Petrea Mitchell
Coat

What is Harry?

He's whatever you keep as a backup in case the iPad crashes.

(Cue clever followups from non-fanbois making heavy use of the phrase "real computer".)

Tumblr and 4chan knock each other out

Petrea Mitchell
Badgers

War! I must write my memoirs!

I've been saying for a while, the first true cyberwar won't be between nation-states but between two groups of hackers, with 4chan probably being one of these parties if it happens anytime soon. I suppose this isn't big enough to count yet, though.

Hadron Collider switches to heavy ions, tinfoilers wet pants again

Petrea Mitchell
Thumb Down

No interdimensional invasion yet?

Part of me is disappointed they haven't managed to put a hole in the fabric of space-time yet.

Amiga on the block (again)

Petrea Mitchell
Alert

Active user base?

Over here! I bought an Amiga 500 from eBay a few years ago and it still sees use from time to time.

App Store II: Steve Jobs sucks Mac's soul

Petrea Mitchell
Alert

Sometimes complex *is* good

No less an authority than Don Norman just got a whole book published on that topic: http://www.jnd.org/books.html#608

Requiring all GUIs to be "simple" is a recipe for user pain. Complexity isn't bad; it's poorly organized complexity that you want to avoid.

Facebook is 'killing privacy for commercial gain'

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Megaphone

Re: How does facebook generate money?

Advertising, either directly, through third-party ad and search networks that buy big chunks of inventory and resell it, or by selling your info to marketers who use it in other channels.

Amazon shrinks books with Kindle Singles

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

I suppose "novella" wasn't trademarkable?

"Less than 10,000 words or more than 50,000: that is the choice writers have generally faced for more than a century"? Not in the magazine fiction world!

Definitions vary, but here are the Hugo Award categories:

Short story - <7500 words

Novelette - 7500-17,500 words

Novella - 17,500-40,000 words

Kindle users get Zorked out

Petrea Mitchell
Thumb Up

Ahh, memories

LGoP was a good one, but my all-time favorite (of the ones I managed to finish) is Trinity. Buy Zork, everyone, and maybe the rest of the catalog will become accessible!

Tesla says 40% of its Roadsters may catch fire

Petrea Mitchell
Coat

But the question is...

...is this spontaneous combustion equivalent to what you can get with a more conventional car such as the F458, or has the electric-car world disappointed again?

Hundreds of Americans, bystanders injured playing video games

Petrea Mitchell
Gates Halo

Cause of bystander injuries

I bet a majority of the "bystander injuries" had something to do with interrupting the gamer at a crucial moment during a boss battle.

Angelic Bill because Halo probably was involved in several of these incidents.

New GM worms mean large scale spider-silk production

Petrea Mitchell
Alert

Huzzah for science

One other barrier to "farming" the super-silkworms in certain places occurs to me, though: UK and EU regulations restricting GMO farming. Or are those worded so as only to apply to plants?

I can already visualize Mr. Page's column from ten years hence, railing against crushingly expensive attempts to produce super-silk vests in some other way, rather than just buy cheap ones from the Yanks...

US mainstream media is Apple's bee-atch

Petrea Mitchell

Hollywood effect

Ah, I had forgotten that. True, even in cartoons the computers look Mac-ish. (Except for the occasional anime where they appear to be running X terminals.)

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

What I'd like to see...

...is that graph of coverage by company next to a graph of actual market share. And then some data on what percentage of journalists own Apple products-- I'm truly curious if it's really that Apple is brilliant at playing the media, or it's just that the journalists already think the products are cool.

CIA used 'illegal, inaccurate code to target kill drones'

Petrea Mitchell
WTF?

Really, *that* Skip McCormick??

_AntiPatterns_ has been the second biggest influence on me as a programmer of all the books I have ever read. (The top spot goes to _The Design of Everyday Things_.) I'm having trouble reconciling what I'm reading here with the voice of that book. I guess the "Fire Drill" section (see

http://sourcemaking.com/antipatterns/fire-drill) was written by his co-author.

Most smartphoners don't give a flip about apps

Petrea Mitchell
Unhappy

That's not a flaw, it's a feature

"[W]hen discussing pre-loaded apps, it doesn't distinguish between apps provided by the phone manufacturer — think music-player and maps apps — and service provider–supplied add-ons."

Users can't tell the difference. Any data from a survey asking them to try to distinguish between the two would be useless.

Google data center links shot down by 'bored' riflemen

Petrea Mitchell
Alert

Yup, it's the power

Cheap hydroelectric power is the beginning and end of the explanation-- The Dalles is the site of a major dam on the Columbia River. It's not at a very high altitude.

As to transport links, there's Interstate 84, except on the days when it's closed due to ice.

Petrea Mitchell
Coat

Laugh while you can

But when the world is invaded by hovering fiber-optic worms, only Oregon will be prepared to defend itself!

Mine's the USPS jacket.

Podgy Googlers get shrunken plates

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

Not exactly news

"...after the company ran a study proving that employees were less likely to gorge themselves if they couldn't fit as much on their dishes. Not that you would expect anything less from a company that believes it knows when an employee will jump ship before the employee knows."

Or from a company with a bad case of "not invented here" syndrome... there have been a number of studies on this topic before. (The thing that makes the biggest difference in how much a person eats in an all-you-can-eat cafeteria, if you're curious, is whether or not there are trays.)

Recession drives pies sky high

Petrea Mitchell
Go

Mmm, pie

"Pie and a pint, can't beat it."

How about in one package? There's a place around here that sells a "Beef +Stout" pie...

Doctor Who goes to the Proms

Petrea Mitchell
Boffin

Mars

"...And let's not forget Holst's Mars."

Nor let us forget that it has its own movie connection; the Imperial March from Star Wars is a variation on it.

Drunken employee pops cap in server

Petrea Mitchell
Go

But did it keep running?

If it was still operational afterward, that's definitely the brand of server I'd want.

Cleveland residents get RFID-equipped recycling

Petrea Mitchell
WTF?

Economic incentives

The local garbage company where I live (near Portland, OR, allegedly one of the centers of militant forced greenness) has a much simpler incentive system: they charge based on the size of garbage can (with a surcharge if it's clear you're trying to do too much with a small one), but will take away any amount of recycling for free. No weighing or bin-policing needed.

UK.gov pledges licence fee 'rethink' over heavy catch-up use

Petrea Mitchell
Megaphone

But it's too late for that

The BBC already has a huge music library licensed. As long as it tracks what's being viewed where and pays the appropriate fees to the appropriate royalty-collecting body, the RIAA et al. can't do a thing about it other than throw a huge tantrum the next time those agreements are up for renewal. And I don't see why they would once they see that they're still getting their money.

Petrea Mitchell
Welcome

Tax me! Tax me!

How about this: the iPlayer remains free to use for catch-up inside the UK, and instead of being totally blocked outside it, it becomes available for a fee, either subscription or on a per-episode basis. People already paying the license fee can use the BBC Web sites as their VCR for free, the rest of us get to see BBC shows in a timely manner instead of waiting for the tapes to be delivered to our shores via carrier pigeon, the most impatient people use BitTorrent less, and that takes the pressure off ISPs to become copyright cops. How does that sound?

Cutbacks strip speed cameras from Blighty's roads

Petrea Mitchell
Coat

Re: Clarkson revving up

Well, once Hammond was made Minister of Transport, it was only a matter of time, wasn't it?

Zuckerberg admits working for man claiming Facebook ownership

Petrea Mitchell
Black Helicopters

Re: The only one?

That thought has crept into my mind too... I wonder if Mr. Zuckerberg is a fan of "The Producers"?

Petrea Mitchell
Welcome

Holy crap

When this story first came out, I figured this guy was like the people who sue the CIA over it allegedly using its mind control lasers to make their dogs speak alien languages. Now... wow.

Drupal looks beyond open source zealots

Petrea Mitchell
Thumb Up

It depresses me that this is news...

...but kudos to them for doing real usability research.

Son of Transputer powers new Amiga box

Petrea Mitchell
Alert

At least a year

Their setup for all of season 1 (maybe 2 as well, can't remember) was described as "8 desktop Amigas". At some point afterward they moved to PCs.

Copyright wally of the week

Petrea Mitchell

Well, fraud and all

Maybe to warn the paper that any op-eds this astroturf group does give them should be investigated a little more than normal?

Breaking Google's last taboo

Petrea Mitchell
Alert

Bulls and china shops

Allow me to be the first humorless pedant in line to inform you that Mythbusters did an experiment a couple years ago that showed that your china is surprisingly safe around rampaging bulls.

As for the topic at hand... well, I'm at a loss to see how anyone, even Google, could make the whole music rights and delivery situation significantly worse than it already is. (Yeah, I know, I'm just asking for something to happen to make me eat those words.)

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