* Posts by Scroticus Canis

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Top UK e-commerce sites fail to protect 'password' password-havers from selves

Scroticus Canis

Re: Locking out does not "deny" service

In the days of big iron ICL's VME opsys had a simple and effective solution, simply have a two second delay before allowing the username/password combination to be retried the first time and doubling the delay for each subsequent retry from the same device (multiple people could use the same username). True back then it was a 'hard address' network but using an IP addy would work as well. Of course there were various ways of locking a device after x number of failed attempts and allowing it access again after say 30 minutes from locking it.

Bugger the jetpack, where's my 21st-century Psion?

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Unhappy

Psion 3a

My old Psion 3a was still working 18 months ago when I last tried it; time was a little off but still correct date. Great little device in the day. Decided to bin it as I hadn't been able to link it to anything since the demise of the old serial port. Simpler days back then...

Roll up, roll up for the Reg Readers' Ball

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Re: @Vic - London's a pain in the arse to get to...

Think you are confusing ale with beer if you talking about traditional UK brews which I am totally un-fond of. Real beer is lightly golden and glorious and conforms to the Reinheitsgebot. Cold draft Guinness is also good but it's a porter.

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Windows

@JDX and drinking age

Well, if not, all the more for me then. Hope they have parking for the mobility scooter. Shirley you don't expect be to be in a fit state to walk home afterwards.

Dark matter killed the dinosaurs, boffins suggest

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Alien

Re: If Sol is orbiting the galactic core ....

Yes stuff in our galactic orbit (distance from the centre) tends to have similar orbital velocity but closer or further from the centre it doesn't; hence the spiral shape of the galactic arms.

However that is not the story here, it's about the fact that the solar system wobbles up and down through the galactic plane as it orbits, some times above the plane and sometimes below and the 35my mentioned is about the periodicity of that. Going through the plane, where matter is more concentrated, it is more probable that we will encounter more random debris (be it dark or normal matter). That appears to be the hypothesis in the article linking this wobble to the extinction events.

Another factor is that everything is on the move including the Milkyway and it happens to be moving 'northward' with the galactic plane being at more or less 90 deg. to the direction of movement, face on rather than edge on. When the solar system is above the plane (north of it) we get more cosmic ray bombardment than when below as the matter in the plane acts like a shield (current thinking). It has been hypothesised that this has caused bursts of evolutionary change as well as effecting global weather conditions. Far from proven but worthy of thought if such things interest you.

P.S. - I did tell it to my dinosaur and it said "Polly wants a cracker".

Confirmed: New Microsoft strategy boss advised President Clinton, ex-UK PM Blair

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Re: Ex Clinton and Blair advisor @ Chris G

Come on Chris be fair, the only thing Clinton invaded was a willing mouth.

Bliar on the other hand didn't need any advisor encouragement, he was frothing at the mouth to join Dubbya invading Iraq.

Bitterly disappointed with the article as reading the headline indicated Bliar was ex-UK (i.e. had left the UK, and hopefully never to return).

UK.gov back-office battle may see British Justice offshored

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Holmes

Re: It follows... (Utterly fantastic)

Not to mention to the U.S.of A. as well, seeing how we let our own citizens be extradited there on less than compelling evidence, if any at all..

Presume the down votes to your comment are by those who are happy with the degradation of the UK legal framework and like the excessive catch-all laws such as the terrorism act.

Bitcoin or bust: MtGox files for bankruptcy protection

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Holmes

Re: "Amateur Hour is Over"

Well scamming £238m isn't too bad for an amateur but pros like Madoff got billions. Fools and their money etc... or in the case of the governments bailing out the banks - 'fools and our tax money'.

Booze and bacon sarnies: A recipe for immortality?

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Unhappy

Daily Mail

Bit ironic for the Waily Mail to warn it's readership about the dangers of dementia and Alzheimer's, poor sods are probably remembering a time when it was nearly a newspaper.

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Happy

Re: I call foul!

Yeh and no deep fried Mars bar on the placard. Can't fool us eh?

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Boffin

Re: Danger of scientific papers

"if you consume more than one scientific paper on health a week, you can reduce your life expectancy by 5 years due to resulting stress and worry"

Not only that but it really bungs up your bowels thus leading to a heightened risk of stroke straining to get it out the nether end.

MtGox has VANISHED. So where have all the Bitcoins gone?

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Flame

Re: Face meet Palm

Well Bongo aren't you the ignorant one if you brought Botswana Dollars.

Botswana's currency is the Pula and Tebe (meaning rain & shield respectively). Very stable currency backed by real deposits in various world banks and have diamond and cattle exports underpinning it. They have the best democratic government of any African state and less corruption than most western European states. Since independence from UK back in the 1960s it's sustained growth, stability and good governance have made it the shining light in Africa.

If you want a 'safe' haven for you bitcoins then I would recommend the Zimbobwe Dollar as it's made from real paper and you can at least wipe your arse with it or use it as a fire lighter.

Climate change will 'cause huge increase in murder, robbery and rape'

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Boffin

Re: Time to get the calculator out

Shirley a much simpler explanation is that the crime rate total figures go up because the population has increased.

Not only will contemporary infants have matured to crime capable ages, but 90 years is 4-5 generations in the socio-economic groupings where these types of crime are more prevalent and more likely to increase instep with hardship.

Just linking the expected rise to climate change probably got the grant which would not have been the case for a report on the expanding population of the criminally inclined.

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Re: @dogged Time to get the calculator out

Sorry Andrew but a down vote for even mentioning such a 'crap-crap' film even in an oblique way.

Ghostwriter: Assange™ is NARCISSISTIC and UNTRUTHFUL

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Meh

Re: Balance... Meh!

Well if you (@ral) think you need more balance you could always lookup the stuff on wikileaks yourself. "Or is that too hard for you?"

IMHO Assange has all the charisma and charm of a sun bleach dog scat and about the same amount of moral backbone.

Muslim clerics issue fatwa banning the devout from Mars One 'suicide' mission

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Re: @dorsetknob "the whole premise of L R Ron's Religion is based on sci fi"

No it isn't, it's based on making money. The Si-Fi twaddle is just how they fleece the gullible and prove that 'one is born every minute'.

Doomed Cassiopeia star was sloshed just before deadly supernova blast

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Headmaster

Re: "Line noise, Mandrake. Internet line noise!" @Trevor_Pott

Nutronium does not physics make either, it's a Si-Fi term; "neutron degenerate" matter is the correct name of the stuff found in "neutron stars".

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Alert

Re: Flash vids don't work for many people! - Your fired!

Ever think that your paid to work when at work rather than watch vids on the internet? Maybe that's why the employers have blocked Flash for those where it is not relevant to their work.

Flash works fine on my iThings which are iMac, Mac Book Air and an ancient PowerBook. Can't be arsed to use the iPad which lurks around the house as it's so limited in many respects.

UK claims 'significant lead' in drones after Taranis test flight

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Terminator

Wheres the hardware?

Seems to fly OK but where would the munitions go? Hang them on the outside makes a bigger radar signature and putting them internal will lower the fuel carrying capacity. Assume it's a weapons only system as no obvious camera nacelle/turret.

Snowden documents show British digital spies use viruses and 'honey traps'

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Black Helicopters

Official Secrets Act

Think you will find all UK citizens are bound by the OSA, signing it just ups the jail time you get if you are found guilty of an offence covered by it.

Long ago I have had to sign it on three different occasions for completely mundane and ordinary civil service posts; shows that they were not too good at keeping records of who has and who hasn't.

How bad WAS the parking situation in Middelfart* in 2013?

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Coat

And I thought Middelfart was...

...the explosive decoupling of a turd into turd-turd.

BT scratches its head over MYSTERY Home Hub disconnections

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Unhappy

@AC ..off tangent rant

Why does this sound so depressingly familiar!

Last house was so called connected when moved in but took a month to locate the three separate faults on the line before it worked and each time they fixed a single fault they said it's now fixed without any checking or phoning to verify. Eventually got a magnificent 1.5 Mbps connection in an area rated as 12Mbps on average.

Recently had a 20 day period of worsening line speed until nothing not even a phone connection with all kinds of crap "fixes" such as not meant to turn the router off over night. Eventually traced to a disconnected wire in the street cabinet which had magically managed to disconnect itself! Obviously Open Breach had nothing to do with it!

Unmanned, autonomous ROBOT TRUCK CONVOY 'drives though town'

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Unhappy

Bet you they forgot.....

"Whad yah mean they drive on the other side of the road?"

Mexican drink-driver shopped to cops - by his own gobby parakeet

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Devil

Re: Odd timing.

Well at least it didn't fly away laughing at your naked state! Would you have posted if it did?

Audiophiles: These Wi-Fi speakers have a stereo drift of less than 25μs – good enough for you?

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WTF?

RE: "If you're going to transmit sound over the air "

Well how else unless you live under water or press your ear to the ground to pick up vibrations via the mastoid bone?

Boffins build sticky-limbed lizard-bots to tend spacecraft

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Speedy It's Not

Even at X8 speed-up on the video it is painfully slow and it looses a third of it's adhesion when navigating the inside of a 90 degree turn. Could it even navigate an external 90 degree turn which is the more likely on the outside of a craft?

At least the power cord can be used to haul it back in when it falls off, well providing it hasn't snagged it or wound it around some exterior protuberance.

Easier and and cheaper to just build in redundancy for the craft than waste the payload mass of this thing, it's power supply and controller unit.

OMG, like, TOTES AMAZEBALLS: Facebook made me fall into SHARK INFESTED SEAS

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Paris Hilton

Re: Says something, at least,

Didn't need the back pack, air heads float naturally. Bulgarian air bags might also have helped if fitted.

GCHQ spooks told: Break Huawei's grip on 'The Cell'

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Big Brother

Re: Maybe they are the right people

Echoes a post I made a month or so back about the NSA dislike if Huawei, albeit on a Google story.

From this story - "The cell will be able to maintain "operational independence", but under the watchful gaze of GCHQ."

Do you believe this either? No? Me neither.

Tube be or not tube be: Apple’s CYLINDRICAL Mac Pro is out tomorrow

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Gimp

Re: Who cares what a PC box looks like? @Thecowking

Upvote for that. First thing I thought was some dork user would think "Oh a coffee mug holder" - cue fizz-bang sound effects.

Looks a bit like the Lecson power-amp from my 1977 hi-fi but that had a fluted cylindrical body in black anodised ally as it's heat sink. Prior art Apple?

El Reg's contraptions confessional no.3: the Apple G4 Cube

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Gimp

G4 Powerbook still going

I have a old 12" G4 Powerbook which refuses to die. Useful when travelling as it has an internal modem which comes in handy when in the 3rd world where dial-up is still the main connection method! While it's slow as a snail on Nembutal or Mandrax compared to the 4 core iMac, it still works for keeping up with the news and e-mails unless someone attaches hi res pics of kitties, etc when it becomes time to pop a few frosties while it downloads. Standard two pin fig-8 cable plugs into the power block thus resolving the UK plug issue which is important as the battery is borked.

Ghosts of Christmas Past: Ten tech treats from yesteryear

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Coat

Hey Santa Where's my.....

"Hey Santa where's my bloody bike, I've opened all my pressies and there's nothing that I like...."

Well some one had to do it.

Still the best Xmas song around, not that you will hear it in Asda, Tesco, etc.. Much thanks to Kevin Bloody Wilson for writing it.

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Happy

I suspect it does feel the same for most readers here (aka "the cooler part of childhood")...

Meh... your spring chickens then. When I got my Sony Walkman spent several hours dismantling the head set and embedding the speakers into my helmet for music on the move. Made the London to Paris run on the Honda CBX (6 cylinders) much more enjoyable.

Enraged by lengthy Sky broadband outage? Blame BT Openreach cable thieves

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Headmaster

Re: Suggested reply. @Fibbles

So Phil the Greek is German? News to me. Anyway arse is derived from the German 'Arsch' so.....

Bjork, 500+ novelist pals ask UN for 1 bill of digital rights to RULE 'EM ALL

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Meh

Re: wherever Bjork may lead, I enthusiastically follow

So where is she leading? Bjork (presumably the Icelandic 'famous' person) is only mentioned in the headline and not even a snippet in the text; so did she sign the letter? Who cares? Not me and apparently not the author or headline editor.

Sky broadband goes TITSUP ALL DAY, thwarts Brits' Xmas web shopping

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Unhappy

BT Slow As Well!

I am in Southend-on-Sea and my line speed dropped from ±14.5 Mbps to <8.4 Mbps two days back and is still at that speed, and ping went from around 21ms to 37ms. Wondering if this exchange problem can be affecting BT customers as well? However digging through BT's jumbled website shows everything working normally here even if their own line speed test constantly fails.

Any other BT customers experiencing the same degradation in service?

On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

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Terminator

Re: Hand held shotgun?

My thoughts actually turned to a one or two bore punt-gun - large mounted (on punt) shot gun used for decimating a flock of duck or geese, one bore = 1lb of shot, two bore 1/2lb of shot.

Acceptable for drones but damned unsporting for wildfowl, thankfully not in vogue nowadays.

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Go

Re: Don't overlook the possibilities.

"Domino's pizza deliveries... during hostage scenarios?"

What use the dry hard(board) thing in the box as a Frisbee and skim it at the drone? At last a use for them.

Fancy knocking off early? Just run our fake computer crash 'virus', say admen

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Windows

Back In Ye Olde Daye.....

Ah memories of night shift operations on old ICL System 4 kit back in the late '70s. 4 HB pencil, line drawn between two exposed pins on PCB in controller cabinet and call the hardware techs. 3 hours across the road in the Station Inn downing hose pipes* whilst the board swap/hunt was under way. All solved with a soft eraser, great surprise when it worked again! Ah the days of big components and hand assembled PCBs.

* pint of Guinness draft with enough sipped of the top to insert a triple brandy - five of those and you knew you'd had a drink.

New exploding whale vid once again shows true porpoise of internet

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Unhappy

Re: cant help myself

Correct Denarius the "nasty hook/knife implement" is indeed called a flensing knife. Isn't this common knowledge any more? Looks like "general knowledge" is becoming the latest oxymoron. :(

Men have LARGE APPENDAGES, are OXYGEN THIEVES: Science

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FAIL

Men have bigger hands to

Men have bigger hands than women so the nostrils might just have been stretched to fit the probing finger!

Men generally have about 20% more muscle mass than women of the same body mass, just the way it is. Naturally this excludes the steroid freaks, etc...

SILENCE of the OWLS may mean real-life 'Whisper Mode' for Black Helicopters

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Black Helicopters

RE:- A Parliament of Owls are really quiet

No they are not, there is all that hoo, who, hooting going on, although it would still be an improvement on our lot and most of the others I have seen/heard. My recommendation for a quiet parliament would be VX through the aircon system (well quiet after 5 minutes of coughing and gurgling) but I am afraid that's frowned upon for some reason that escapes me.

Black helicopter because I can hear someone abseiling down my chimney and it's way too early for Santa..arrgh!

PS: aren't owls quiet in flight so they can still hear their prey rustling through the leaves?

Reg man inhales the smooth, non-cancerous, taste of USB nicotine

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Holmes

Re: Isn't Nicotine itself harmful?

Yup, it's a neuro-toxin and a widely used insecticide due to this property, a 60mg dose is lethal to most humans. Like most neuro-toxins it affects the transmitter agent receptors between neurons, stimulating some and suppressing others; vis increased heart rate but paralyses the bronchial cilia which remove crap from the lungs.

So while an e-fag is much less harmful than a real one due to no tar, it is not fully harm free.

Being an old smokey myself I have tried the 10 Motives brand (any supermarket) and found it quite effective with a couple of hits dispelling the NEED. More than that actually is too much. Also none of the quality or cleaning problems related in the articles as the tip you suck on is the bit replaced when empty.

Patches just don't work for me and the gums taste awful, like a stale ashtray smells.

The latest stupid yoof craze: Taking selfies - while DRIVING

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Trollface

Selfie @ yr own funeral....

Specially shaped coffin so you can have your arm outstretched?

Need to be quickie selfie if it's a cremation, first take it before the smoke gets too thick, then send it before the phone evaporates.

Nanowire laser is a GaAs, GaAs, GaAs (with a bit of arsenic)

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Windows

Re: another potential benefit

Your right, ±0.3 C in unshielded wire but ±0.9 C if shielded.

KILL SWITCH 'BLOCKED by cell operators' to pad PROFITS, thunders D.A.

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Unhappy

The Governments Don't Care Either.

The phone service providers don't care because they get a new customer with every stolen phone on their network as well as the insurance rip.

The government doesn't care because they get VAT or some other tax profit from every replacement phone for the stolen sets.

The police don't care because there is no fixed penalty fine that they get a share of.

The only people who do care are the poor kids who got mugged for their phone and their parents.

Sad old world.

File-NUKING Cryptolocker PC malware MENACES 'TENS of MILLIONS' in UK

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Black Helicopters

Re: Hmmmm

Had a similar thought myself Norman, but mine was more along the lines of BitCoin doing it themselves to increase the value of the "product" as people scramble to buy them to save their data.

Am I being too paranoid? On second thoughts probably not in this day and age.

Goodbye cruel world: Robot 'commits suicide' in KITCHEN FIREBALL

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Terminator

"Can Not Self-Terminate....Oops"

Unlike Arnie this one obviously did. Not as impressive as an industrial vat of molten iron but pretty effective none the less.

Denver robocops fit Nasal Ranger to perceive potent pot puffing pollution

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Windows

Saddle Sniffers Delight

How long before this is re-marketed for the Dirty Mac Brigade?

Might be of use for the hyena bum-juice researchers mentioned in:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/12/hyenas_use_smelly_bacteria_as_social_network/

Mixed bag of motors lifts India's budget Mars shot

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Pint

Vindaloos In Spaaaace....... - missed title oportunity

Why did Vulture Central miss such a good title opportunity?

Humour aside, kudos to the Indians for the mission so far. Hope the ending is less abysmal than our own ill fated Beagle.

World's first 3D-printed metal gun 'more accurate' than factory-built cousin

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Terminator

Gun cotton and bollocks

As previously noted gun cotton was used mainly in old big gun battleships. Nitrocellulose is the propellant used for hand held weapons. Different burn rates are used for different cartridges: fast for shotguns, slightly slower for pistols and slower still for magnum and rifle cartridges. All to do with the pressure curves vis barrel width, length and volume. Modifying the grain size and shape (surface area) is main way burn rate is controlled.

Quite impressed with the accuracy of the piece demonstrated, most out of the box 1911s aren't that tight on grouping.

Now just waiting for the Daily Wail / Waily Mail to get hold of this story to have a chortle at the shock horror headlines.

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