* Posts by Scroticus Canis

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All men are part of a PURE GENETIC ELITE, says geno-science bloke

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Y chromosomes don't change much.

Y chromosomes do not change much if at all from one generation to the next and are actually very stable. This fact has been used in several genetic studies tracing ancestry via the male lines and has shown some 8% percent of the Asiatic males have the same Y chromosome as Genghis Khan; apparently the males in his family (before and after him) put it about a bit.

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Facepalm

Re: Some clarification @Brewster's Angle Grinder

Bit of a fallacious argument implying the genetic intelligence ability is only linked to the X chromosome; Down's Syndrome is normally caused by a single damaged chromosome at position 21 not 23. The degree of this affliction is dependant upon the degree of damage. If two damaged 21s are combined the foetus is normally not viable. Of course you may not agree that Down's Syndrome is "intelligence-related".

The fact that two X chromosomes are available does not mean they have co-effective roles in a tissue's gene expression as the non-used X is coiled as the Bar Body and can't be transcribed by mRNA. Also female expression of the X chromosome is chimeric in that one organ (liver say) may use one X while another organ (lungs) uses the other X, not possible for males.

Teen girl arrested with 70-year-old man's four inch weapon inside her

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Re: Double action, action.

No. This particular gun is single action only, need long trigger pull for double action mechanism. Hard to hold properly and require point blank use as they difficult to aim. Also have to remove cylinder to load it, no swing out mechanism.

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Paris Hilton

Re: ROFL

Tampons were standard issue for bush patrol in the RLI (Rhodesian Light Infantry) back in the day. Normally need two for entry & exit holes.

Paris? Well think about it.

Most Americans doubt Big Bang, not too sure about evolution, climate change – survey

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Facepalm

AGW religihadis have infiltrated the El Reg commentards.

I always thought that the average Reg commentard was brighter than average but given the number of votes supporting the AGW hypothesis (and the loaded poll question) I must be wrong.

The AWG models have failed to predict the current stable period or even get the preceding temperature rises to fit properly and as such are suspect. If one wants to use science as the argument for a hypothesis to become a theory then you can't ignore the scientific principle without joining the ranks of Scientology or its equivalent.

NASA finds first Earth-sized planet in a habitable zone around star

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Unhappy

Re: Yay! They found Krypton!!

Nah, it hasn't blown up yet!

Putin tells Snowden: Russia conducts no US-style mass surveillance

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Big Brother

Why would Russia need their own mass surveillance ....

.....when they can buy/take the data from NSA/GCHQ?

Ex-Tony Blair adviser is new top boss at UK spy-hive GCHQ

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Paris Hilton

A Blair advisor? Oh good, someone we can trust at last...

Said he reaching for the brandy bottle and chlopromazine flavoured mints while gently shaking head in disbelief.

Paris because no other dazed and confused icon available.

Astronomers spot hint of first EXOMOON, possibly

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Facepalm

Wow, something orbiting something bigger in spaaaaaace...

.. how unusual. Who would have thought that would happen? Doh!

Leaving out the primary body, we have something 18 times bigger than Earth or something "significantly smaller than our planet". Got to love that degree of accuracy. How did they rule out all the intermediate sizes.

Didn't they get enough spectroscopic data to distinguish between a star or planet as the primary body?

Can't believe that this merits being published or even an El reg article.

Solar-powered aircraft unveiled for round-the-world flight

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Headmaster

Re: pendant alert!

Extra down vote for not knowing/spotting the difference between pendant and pedant even if I agree about the batteries making it not pure PV powered.

Ancient Earth asteroid strike that dwarfed dinosaur killer still felt today

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Coat

Re: It should be measured in Essex girl knee tremblers. @Elmer

@ Elmer - "Doesn't that only measure frequency?"

Er.... to the STD clinic?

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Pint

Re: So, where was the impact site?

Barberton is a few hundred klicks east of Pretoria, so would be around there. A hundred or so klicks west of Pretoria is where most of the platinum mines are and their metals came from a meteor strike as well; that rock though probably broke up as there are scattered deposits of PGMs up to Zimbobwe land. Might have been part of this bad boy though.

Doubtful that any subduction took place around this part of South Africa as it's underlaid with kratons (or cratons for the new spelling) which don't subduct being several hundred klicks deep into the mantle and are part of the original crust not the johnny-come-lately sedimentary stuff.

Is it beer time already?

Melting permafrost switches to nasty, high-gear methane release

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Happy

Look on the bright side...

... with all this methane available from the permafrost melting we won't need fracking in order to keep the lights on. Green energy or what!

Need to rename that pesky permafrost if it isn't permanent; how about interwarmperiodtemporarilyfrozentundra.

USA opposes 'Schengen cloud' Eurocentric routing plan

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Coat

@ JohnG - "- for some reason, it appears our fellow EU citizens don't trust us."

Not only them, old joke "Why does the sun never set on the British empire? Because God doesn't trust them in the dark." Boom, boom!

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Facepalm

@ Elmer Phud - "If you can drive there it's reckoned to still be U.S."

Oh like Mexico and other places further south then?

Too late, Blighty! Samsung boffins claim breakthrough graphene manufacturing success

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Facepalm

Re: Boffins - @Grikath

Plenty of carbon in the atmosphere mate, it's called soot. Bush fires, cooking fires, diesel engines, coal fired industry, etc... Best capture system found so far are lungs, though it's not really reusable!

As an aside - Last time I did some work in a well known brand of soft drink factory (think Bolivian marching powder) in Lagos their CO2 for fizzing the glop was obtained by burning diesel and capturing it from the flue.

Soccer's dull? A MIND-CONTROLLED robo-suit will be used to take first World Cup 2014 kick

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Re: Implications - "your own body is just a complex organic bio-exoskeleton"

Only if your an insect or crustacean type thing; us humans have an endo-skeleton (hint - on the inside)!

Does my mass look big in this? Roly-poly galaxy El Gordo more porky than first feared

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Alien

Re: Big Bang - What am I missing?

Er, gravity? The matter flying apart has mass and it is not all spread out completely uniformly. Everything with mass attracts other mass (gravity), eventually the gravitic attraction overcomes the kinetics of flying apart.

The denser more massive bits more so than the diffuse less massive bits. The dense bits collapsed to form galaxies. The galaxies then attract other galaxies nearby to form clusters, clusters attract other clusters to form super clusters.

So the galaxies in clusters are not flying away from each other but are slowly falling towards each other in various orbital trajectories. Some collide and merge in the process but all within the cluster will eventually merge into one super galaxy.

Leaves a lot of empty space between the super clusters which is where the expansion of space-time is still happening. Clear as mud?

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Happy

We need to see the Dark Matter restructuring (or not) as the collision completes.

Well that should only take a few more billion years, so keep an eye on it and let me know what happens. Bated breath and all that....

Mechanical monster macropod LEAPS out of the lab

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Devil

Re: Application?

Well if it uses Apple Maps it will probably be pointlessly looking for help off road in the big dry when its batteries die. Apart from that just too slow to get the life saving six pack of Fosters back while they're still cold as well as being horribly shaken-up.

Puking! protester! forces! Yahoo! 'techie! scum!' to! ride! vile! bile! barf! bus! to! work!

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FAIL

Low tech Lycra?

One has to wonder what low-tech hand-loom the prancing protest idiots used to produce their Lycra costumes with? Expect the balloons were also hand formed from raw latex carried by runners from the Amazon in calabashes and immaculately hand inscribed.

Boeing, Cupertino to 'explore weaponisation of Apple technologies'

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Paris Hilton

"An Apple spokesentity told The Reg..." ¿Que?

With that in an El Reg article you know the bullshit horn is sounding . Apple providing info or responding to El Reg? Ha!

Even Paris wouldn't fall for that one.

PS: Oh bugger just seen Admiral Grace beat me to it, going to leave the post in anyway.

CERN team uses GPUs to discover if antimatter falls up, not down

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Mushroom

Re: Errr, please describe the experimental setup...

@frank ly - no, as normal hydrogen would require an anti-matter photographic plate detector to produce the annihilation event that produces the tracks. How would you mount, scan or otherwise handle such a plate without the whole lab going bye-bye as per the icon?

The today's date makes me suspicious of the authenticity of this story. Also question of how do you accelerate an uncharged anti-hydrogen atom or molecule ?

US to strengthen privacy rights for Euro bods' personal data transfers

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WTF?

Argentina is on the pre-approved country list?

What? Really? Well that sucks for any Briton who remembers the Falklands invasion and the loss of life it caused.

If the EU approve a bankrupt nation with a history of domestic civil liberty repression is Zimbobwe on the list to?

Brit game devs WILL get tax relief for, er, EastEnders Game and Legend of Slough

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Unhappy

Given the UK's current cultures a few titles come to mind...

London Streets - Yardies v. Jihadis

Essex Excess - Chavs v. Travellers

Corrupt Britain - Bankers and Bonuses v. Members of Parliament and Expenses

Death Wish UK - NHS Hospitals v. The Patients

Homeopathic remedies contaminated with REAL medicine get recalled

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Happy

No allergic reactions reported...

So even homoeopathic penicillin is ineffective?

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Holmes

Re: What do we do for those for whom it works?

Well, be happy that for them it did work.

Ever heard of the Placebo Effect? Think that's the case here, also just having someone listening and willing to help is all the therapy needed in some cases (psychology 101).

Dutch doctors replace woman's skull with 3D-printed plastic copy

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Happy

Re: I want...

Klang would be more appropriate and onomatopoeic when hit upside the head with a metal bar.

Dear Reg: What is a 'Lag' and a 'Jacksey'?

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Pint

Re: Oh Cecilia! @Crisp, Symon, Siempre

Classic, bravo! Have you guys thought of forming a harmony ensemble?

Have a beer, just popped one myself now the keyboard is in less danger.

Life support turned off: NHS Direct dies silent, undignified death

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Unhappy

It's just another victim of the Liverpool Pathway

..died before its due time. Starved (of funds) and dehydrated (lack of electrical juice) the new NHS speciality treatment. Unlike the real EOL patients at least it didn't suffer.

ECCENTRIC, PINK DWARF dubbed 'Biden' by saucy astronomers

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re: Is this an average? as I thought the Earth's orbit was elliptical?

It's not the 'average' but the 'mean' by its current definition, similar but not the same as you have noted. The eccentricity of orbit isn't really that much at 3.34% off from circular.

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Re: Thanks for converting to the British from the Dutch German

Well I never could understand the Swedish chef on the Muppet Show either.

So what do you use for a temperature scale in Sweden, Fahrenheit still? The UK mostly uses Centigrade except for a few really old die-hards. Thought the 'merkins were the only Fahrenheit hold-outs.

Bulls hit city streets after alleged Samsung ad shoot hits the fan

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Meh

Meh... Water Buffalo

If it were two Cape Buffalo bulls then things might have got interesting and news worthy but the Asian variety are really too docile for fun and games. Obviously these two hadn't been fed or they would have just lay down and chewed the cud no matter where.

NSA 'hunted sysadmins' to find CAT PHOTOS, high-level passwords

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Black Helicopters

Re: BOFH and the PFY must be quaking in their Hush Puppies

Damn beat me to it. They do seem to be making the PFY's role in the BOFH's downfall redundant don't they.

BOFH Now With Added Danger - think we need a few episodes along the Spy v Spy meme Simon.

Keep your quinoa, hipsters: Boffins back healthy slabs of choc

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Coat

I'm confused....

"catechin and epicatechin – large polyphenolic polymers – are poorly digested in the stomach, the microbes take over in the colon: the fibre is fermented" - so would it be better used as a suppository?

"* A palm berry" - was this some early hybrid PDA? ¿IT angle?

Sorry couldn't help it, gettin' me coat...

NASA: Earth JUST dodged comms-killing SOLAR BLAST in 2012

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Happy

Re: Analogue Nuclear?

Upvote for you Boris. AQ have a look at SCRAM in the encyclopaedia (post 1945) of your choice.

PAF! MPs go postal over postal location data sell-off by Coalition.gov

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Meh

La plus ca change...etc

Just reverting back to the good old days from before post codes. While waiting for an operator friend of mine at a GPO site in London to finish a batch run (before going for drinks) I asked him what he was running. The reply was "updating the country name and address file" (GPO's) from the latest data (9 track tapes) purchased from non other than Readers Digest.

Remember the annoying copies of that, that used to arrive in the mail expecting you to pay for unsolicited crap?

GRAV WAVE TSUNAMI boffinry BONANZA – the aftershock of the universe's Big Bang

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Re: Correction, Mr. T - @Vociferous

No, much, much smaller than a galaxy cluster. From nearly bugger all (proton size) to about the size of a decent grapefruit. Note that the BB had already expanded to proton size before inflation kicked in; the expansion from nowt to proton took nearly three times as long as inflation lasted.

The CMB shows that there are warmer and colder regions (still all bloody close to 0K) mixed together but this temperature motteling is uniform in all directions. Inflation smoothed it out to be so. Average CMB temperature is equivalent to 2.7K IIRC.

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Re: "detected" -"That won't fit in a headline, mate."

True but - GRAVITY WAVES IN SPAAAAAAACE would!

Anyway, why is everybody just talking about the Big Bang this is about Inflation after the BB.

The skewed polarization of the CMB by gravity waves is a prediction from one of the Inflation Hypothesis models. The observation matches that prediction and thus is a 'smoking gun' for both inflation and gravity waves.

Another box ticked for Relativity, wasn't Einstein a clever chap.

Earth's night-side gets different kinds of neutrinos from day-side

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Pint

Re: Hang on there

Basically as you move from left to right on a standard model diagram the particles mass/energy increases which is why you normally only see Up and Down quarks in matter in the 'normal environment'.

The heavier quarks and neutrinos are only found where there is high environmental energy; stellar cores, thermo-nuke blasts, accelerators, etc.. and rapidly decay to lower energy form particles once out of that environment.

Quantum mechanics allows morphing in either direction so give a light electron-neutrino enough energy and it can morph into a heavier muon-neutrino flavour, more still and it can morph into the heavier still tau-neutrino. As the heavier neutrinos lose energy (moving through the earth in this case) they morph back to lower mass/energy forms. The energy/mass changes accommodate the extra energy as the C limit cant be exceeded.

That's the very simplified explanation which my mind likes and is basically how it works; the full catastrophe quantum mechanical maths just makes my head hurt.

Beer icon because I now need one - heading to the fridge.

Watch the MIT MER-BOT – half droid, half soft 'fish' – swim by itself

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Re: No use for investigating other fish

Both gas and liquids are fluids. Think you are referring to the use of hydraulics.

Obvious that the use of compressed gas is only suitable for the demonstration phase of this idea and it's to save on the complexity of having a pump/actuator and a larger energy source, valves don't use as much.

They're obviously also going to need to sort buoyancy and attitude control for any 'real use' situation.

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Re: Firefox: "Error #2035"

Running any script blocker add-ons? I get something similar (can not load plug in) with NoScript when playing some content, just allow temporary access and it works fine, does reload the page though.

Tony Benn, daddy of Brit IT biz ICL and pro-tech politician, dies at 88

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WTF?

Re: Must be a techie... @Vulch

Oh dear, so wrong Vulch! Plenty of eight track reel to reel recorders, made for adding tracks at different muso sessions, also had 16 track tapes for the bigger users. One eight track machine I always lusted after was the Revox 8 Track Simul-Sync which was real Hi-Fi back in the day, also had three different tape speeds for how much quality/dynamic range one desired. Hi-tech stuff back in the 70s & 80s.

The yoof of today just don't know their history.

On the IT side cut my teeth on the old ICL System 4, J1700 opsys stuff with 800bpi 9 track tape decks. A Leo III with it's gently humming valves was also in that machine room. In the 90s the ICL S39 kit was by far the best big-iron mainframes on the market and VME the best most configurable opsys about.

ICL failed due to crap (if ethical) marketing. ICL's product launches were done locally and had a few drinks and sarnies afterwards while the competition's (nameless for legal reasons) were done in exotic places with free client travel, accommodation and entertainment (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

'Catastrophic' server disk-destroying glitch menaced Google cloud

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Facepalm

Re: This makes no sense - @h4rm0ny

If you overwrite the entire file's disk allocation with random garbage (8 times is good) and then do the same for each iteration of your backups where the file was ever stored you can then say the file is deleted. Otherwise it's just hard to get to.

Got to agree with DropBear on that one.

Target ignored hacker alarms as crooks took 40m credit cards – claim

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Paris Hilton

Re: Minor correction - @Jediah another 'minor' correction

Think you will find Herods were kings in ancient Judea (four of them) and don't have a department store in London!

There is however a Harrod's department store in the west end of London which sells some fine (if overpriced) merchandise.

Given the biblical nature of your name I am surprised at you confusing ancient Jerusalem and modern London.

Windows hits the skids, Mac OS X on the rise

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Gimp

Re: eulampios IMHO, It would be fair

@Matt Bryant - "my main desktop and laptop carried on being a Windows PC."

Just being a masochist or couldn't you afford a Mac?

That NSA denial in full: As of right now, we're not pretending to be Facebook or Twitter

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Holmes

Quelle surprise! - Why is Echalon upgrade such big news now?

Since we all knew about Echelon over twenty years ago why are we now so surprised it's been upgraded to keep up with the times? Snowdon's 'revelations' should come as no surprise to anyone capable of coherent though but just an indication at how crap the NSA is/has become in vetting staff.

Given the infrastructure the NSA and GCHQ have they have no need to spy on their own citizens as they can spy on each others according to their mandates and then just make the data available to their 'special relationship' friends. Very dubious ethics and morality from our own perspectives but probably legal (in a bendable sort of way) within their respective countries.

(Sherlock for the phrase that springs to mind)

BT caught in data gaffe drama: Whistleblower squeals over alleged email fail

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Headmaster

Was the quoted BT response accurately transcribed, El Reg?

"... a service which is provided by Openwave (formally Critical Path)" - slight semantic difference between 'formally' and 'formerly'. Hopefully it is accurate, then it would explain BT's inability to distinguish between HTTP and HTTPS.

What did you see, Elder Galaxies? What made you age so quickly?

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Alert

Just one word .... Excession

Says it all really (RIP IMB).

Florida bloke cuffed for pit bull shag outrage

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Re: In (mostly) the words of the great Pterry..

Jemma you are showing a worrying level of knowledge about this subject. Is there anything we need to know?

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