* Posts by Scroticus Canis

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Shine on you crazy diamond: Distant dwarf may hide space jewel

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Facepalm

Re: Dense diamond @ Grikath - nuclei not collapsed but electron shells are

As we all know normal matter is mostly empty space between the nucleus of an atom and its electron shell(s) and the also between the shells.

The so called diamond at the heart of this white dwarf would be extremely dense as a white dwarf is made of electron degenerate matter (collapsed matter) and while the carbon nuclei may be intact (so it is still the element carbon by proton and neutron count) the electron shells are compressed and changed so the nuclei can sit much closer to each other, not held really far apart by normal interacting electron shells. As the article states just over one solar mass in a spheroid the size of the earth. Density is around 1,000Kg per cubic centimetre. Bit heavy for even the average engagement ring!

Doubtful that the carbon nuclei are in tetrahedral diamond configuration as all molecular/crystalline formation are governed by electron shell interactions.

Dutch firm passes the world's first e-spliff to the left hand side

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But Fat Freddy Scat isn't happy

"Chewing on an e-splif hurts my teeth. Where's the herbs you fat furry freak?" - heard from the purloining feline.

Longer flights burning more fuel can cut planes' climate impact

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Terminator

How do you propose increasing topsoil depth?

Well! Recycling politicians, lawyers, marketing wonks, etc... could be a good place to start.

Might not have much carbon cycle impact but it sure as hell would make the world a nicer place to live.

Russian gov to dump x86, bake own 64-bit ARM chips - reports

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Re: Don't believe everything you read. OTOH... @EddieD

Indeed.

Also "... GCHQ is the son of the fat drunk who gave Eastern Europe to Stalin" seems to be referring to Churchill, who actually wanted to move east and take care of the impending soviet problem "while we have got the boys here" but was vetoed by Truman (IIRC). So it's the USA's fault that the cold war came about and communism screwed Eastern Europe.

Seems the trolls have had a weekend off their meds.

Congress passes crackdown on NSA surveillance

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Holmes

Re: Oh goodie.. now we're all safe

"... get those contractors busy so no one gets in real trouble".

Oh, like Edward Snowden? Yeh, no one got into trouble over that then.

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Joke

Don't forget Alice

Who the fuck is Alice?

24 years living next door to the spy called Alice!

US spanks phone-jamming vendor with $34.9 MEEELLION fine

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Big Brother

So when POTUS goes for a drive they don't use jammers?

Only the privileged few get jammer protection from remote detonated devices in the US.

They didn't seem so picky about using them in Iraq or Afghanistan, did they prosecute any of their forces or contract killers contractors over there or were they using FCC approved ones?

VIDEO SELFIE DRONE: 'AirDog' UAV follows you everywhere you go

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Black Helicopters

Re: Slap drones!

Thought a Slap Drone needed intelligence - "smart enough to have a name". If it flies into arbitrary obstacles what will they call this thing? Rototard, Dumbodroid ...?

cosmic belch from supermassive black hole stuns boffins

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Coat

"real ale and curry nights..."

Well a vindaloo or by preference a Bangalore phal will usually get rid of the taste of real ale. Yuurgh! Reinheitsgebot or make mine a G&T.

(uppies anyway)

Microsoft: NSA security fallout 'getting worse' ... 'not blowing over'

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Happy

Re: A key problem is this... - "The Code Spaces story yesterday was terrifying"

Think you might just have solved the Cloud Spaces recovery problem. If they ask really nicely maybe the NSA will give them a copy of their slurped systems and data back from the NSA's on-line archives.

Who knew the NSA might have some real benefit to the masses?

Hubble space telescope seeks new encounter for Pluto-bound spacecraft

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FAIL

KBOs have not been seen close up? Come on pull the other one!

"The Kuiper Belt is a vast debris field of icy bodies left over from the formation of the Solar System. None of them have ever been seen close up because they range as far as five billion miles from Earth."

So the comets that regularly pass through the inner solar system aren't KBOs? The Rosseta probe isn't currently closing in on one? A probe wasn't shot into a comet's head recently?

Please get it right if you are going to write about something.

Auditors blast Blighty cops over binned multi-million pound IT project

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Holmes

"“poorly managed”, “poorly controlled” and run by people without the necessary skills"

Typical police force structure then.

Code Spaces goes titsup FOREVER after attacker NUKES its Amazon-hosted data

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WTF?

@ Dr Who -

"Cloud services may have their faults, but this is categorically not an example of one of them."

Yeh, tell that to the users mate, I'm sure they will agree with you.

Vapourware and its data - one puff and it's gone. Wouldn't have happened with decent backups which aren't managed on-line. What a complete fail that is.

DON'T PANIC: Facebook returns after 30-minute outage terror

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Paris Hilton

@coda122 - "Facebook *IS* human existence"

You really should try and get out more; but leave the smarties-phone at home so you don't walk under a bus or of a cliff (if you ever manage to get into the wide open spaces).

Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

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Unhappy

Re: @Wowfood - Don't quote me on this

Yes it does look like very poor interpretation of some other hacks idea of punctuation. As the reg author states that he doesn't know if "Bitnet" was a mistranscription or not, he obviously hasn't bothered checking with the other hack or the commissioner. Pretty poor reportage IMHO.

Space station 'nauts will use URINE-FUELLED ESPRESSO MACHINE

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Happy

@Irongut - " the swill that Starbucks laughingly call coffee"

Well they had to test the pISSpreso system somewhere! I also suspect that Baldric supplied the chocolate sprinkles.

Apple: REIGN OF FIRE coming to Europe courtesy of old iPhone chargers

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Happy

Re: This is what you get...

@Don Jefe - respect man, scathing but so true. Up vote for you.

Must admit I never knew you guys had 240VAC going into the property and then split off the 120VAC. Was always a bit confused by the transformers on the poles used in the states, what voltage comes down the road supply lines? Here the UK 230VAC (new convergence of the 220 - 240 zones) comes from a local neighbourhood transformer and then distributed around the 'hood as is. Normally single phase to each property unless they have heavy needs.

Latest casualties of Iraq fighting: Facebook and Twitter

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Re: @Nightkiller

You don't need a god for an ideology to be treated with religious fervour by its adherents, in this regard communism and Nazism were/are on a par. Stalin and Hitler were both evil bastards and you don't need a god to know evil when you see it either.

Smartphone sex apps will give you cupid's measles - study

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Unhappy

So not an onanist's app then

From the title I thought Cupid's Measles would have been getting herpes on the hand from herpes on your genitals!

Serious bit - these 'researchers' obviously never knew anyone from the gay scene back in the 70s. Had friends of that inclination (statable couples mostly) who would regularly go trolling for a bit of 'rough trade' at a London gay club called Heaven. Not one of them is alive today (no ARVs back then) which is a bloody shame as they were genuinely nice people and good friends.

Boffins lay out 'practical requirements' of 'realistic' quantum computer

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Devil

Re: Sooo... - "simultaneously correct and incorrect"

Yes, but you can't actually predict which is which and as soon as you measure the result the other one is lost; i.e. the observed result is not the result prior to the observation, as per quantum mechanics just observing it changed its state.

Thus if the observed answer is correct the original answer was wrong and vice versa. The tricky bit is of course is knowing which is which: is the unobserved answer correct if so what was its value, or if the observed answer is correct why did it get the wrong answer in the first place and should it be trusted?

What possible use this would be is beyond me. More tea vicar?

Splash! Three times as much water as ALL of Earth's oceans found TRAPPED underground

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Happy

Re: But I read pretty much exactly that about 10 years ago?

Have come across this before too, so it's nothing new.

I would have thought that most of that water got down there during the initial accretion of the planet as well as some being 'deep injected' by impacting comets and getting trapped.

Undoubtedly some gets taken down in subduction as the rock will be as saturated as it can get having sat under the sea for a longish time.

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Happy

Re: Free Energy

"...dumber than a box of frogs" up-vote for that bit.

'Hashtag' added to the OED – but # isn't a hash, pound, nor number sign

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Flame

Re: Oxford’s destruction of English continues unabashed @Irony Deficient

I used to think that the Oxford in OED was the English university town not one of the numerous Oxfords scattered across the USA.

English is the language of the English people and it pisses me off when a 'Merkin dictionary calls the proper use or spelling of a word British English (English English would be less insulting) when they should, if they were honest, specify that their usage is American English, i.e. a post colonial variant.

Rather than steal our language and bastardise it with incorrect spelling and pronunciation the USA should rename their first language* Amerglish or some such.

*(by use, well currently amigo)

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Holmes

Re: Pound sign - " 'esterling'... traders from the east

No mate, sterling was the name of the old Norman penny which the bastard* Duke of Normandy William I introduced to the English after 1066 and all that. Maybe their name for a penny was derived as you indicate.

The £ sterling used to be 240 pennies (now 100 pence) and the £ sign stands for libra with a cross bar indicating a contraction.

* in both senses of the word

Angelina Jolie 2.0 NOT an inspiration for Huawei phones, says exec

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Facepalm

So no "jubs as buttons" on the phone then?

Think my fellow commentards have missed the main point to be derived from Huawei's briefing.

Entirely new trojan quietly wheeled into black hat forums

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Trollface

Ah, Windoze only malware ...

... makes us fanbois feel so validated!

(OK I am going for the down vote record here, it's Friday who cares)

DINOSAUR BLOOD: JUST RIGHT, as Goldilocks might say, if drinking it

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Temperature control

Great whites can only raise their body temperature 10C above the ambient (Komodos do this as well) which isn't real homoeothermic where the beastie maintains a near constant body temp whatever the ambient (normally lower than the optimal 37-40C range for mammals). It does make both better predators than being poikilothermic (so called cold blooded). It also gives the great white an extended temperature/location range where it can survive and hunt.

Dinos were a very diverse range of critters with very different habits. In all likelihood the sauropods (big four legged) were mesothermic and relied on their bulk and heat of digestion to maintain higher than ambient temperatures. The theropods (two legged) on the other hand do appear to be real homoeotherms as indicated by their pursuit-hunter life styles, prey to predator ratios, bone canalisation (high blood calcium demand = active muscle use), feathers for insulation and that their descendants (birds) are all warm blooded.

MIGHTY SOLAR FLARES fail to DESTROY CIVILISATION. Yes!

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Re: Stone Age?

Well the CME hasn't got to the earth yet; it's due to hit Friday. The Flares (flashes) got here ±8 minutes after they happened and only disrupted some comms for a few minutes. Not going to be a biggie either way.

Come off it, Moon, Earth. We know you're 60 million years older than we thought

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Headmaster

No, its not him. Its you.

No, it's not him. It's you. - FTFY.

Glacier's hot butt melts ice, boffins say

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Re: I can just hear the GW deniers ....

Shirley you mean AGW deniers? So would you be happier if the radar had produced images of humans stoking coal fired boilers under the icy wastelands of the glacier rather than natural geothermal heat?

Chrome OS leaks data to Google before switching on a VPN, says GCHQ

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military should not have ANY computer attached to the WWW

That would make it a tad hard for them to spy on it and all the jihadi-twitterati. However I do agree that targeting, operational and command & control systems should be significantly 'air-gapped'.

Facial recognition tech convicts man in Chicago robbery case

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Unhappy

Re: 22 years for armed robbery?

Well as he was identified from his mug shot so he probably has previous form and it was two counts of armed robbery. Don't know if Illinois has a "three strikes" clause but know I would like something similar in the UK to keep the criminals where they belong. Unfortunately for us that would require a government and justice system that knew is arse from its elbow.

Massive news in the micro-world: a hexaquark particle

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Re: This may be "woop de doo" to you

While the universe was still just a quark-gluon soup, mere instants after the big bang and vastly more hot and dense than now, any possible quark-quark interactions would in all probability have happened.

Yet today all the quark matter we see persisting are protons and bound neutrons giving rise to a hundred or so stable elements and the mysterious dark matter (only hinted at by our understanding of gravity).

Not a single high energy experiment to date has produced any new form of matter which lasts longer than a microsecond so applications for this type of matter are pretty moot.

Texan parks quadcopter atop Dallas Cowboys stadium

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Happy

Re: Insurance? -"and take their lawn chair"

The one with all the helium filled weather balloons and the BB gun control-option for decent?

Wonder if some stupid 'Merkin Darwin Award wanabe will repeat that stunt with a bunch of quad-copters?

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Re: 20m max altitude?

The cometary to the video did say the second copter had to go up to about 700' (213m) to get the entire stadium into view. Take it some one watched with the sound off as they were at work in an open plan/cube farm environment?

Apple is KILLING OFF BONKING, cries mobe research dude

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Happy

Disintermediate - Yet another word for the Bullshit Bingo list

Never came across that word before as I avoid economists with the same fervour as plague carrying rats. When did they make this one up?

Definition: removing intermediaries from a process (economics); e.g. - taking the pimp out of the process of getting screwed. Was wondering where the bonking came in.

Whoops! Google's D-Day Doodle honors ... Japan

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Re: uniformed tosh

Lets not forget that the Japanese invaded China (yet again) several years before WW II and that was also pretty abysmal in terms of civilian deaths. Also them testing biological agents on the Chinese; there is still a swathe of China which is contaminated with Japanese anthrax spores.

Mainly the Japanese army top brass was culpable for this invasion rather than the civilian components of government which held little sway at the time.

Vodafone: SPOOKS are plugged DIRECTLY into our network

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Black Helicopters

If you need to be sneeky the answer is a second phone and SIM...

... but make sure it's a cash only purchase for both and not your address supplied if requested. Hoodie and baseball cap recommended for CCTV reasons when buying items or top-up.

Remember to only have it switched on when out and about not at home. Also don't have a registered phone with you when using the 'burner' as they won't take long noticing your phone being close to the burner when activated. Hey ho what fun!

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Headmaster

Re: @ NomNomNom - @lucki bstard

No it wasn't irony, it's called sarcasm (well I hope they were being sarcastic).

Evidence of ancient WORLD SMASHER planet Theia - FOUND ON MOON

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Holmes

Re: More research is needed...

Indeed it is. The lunar rocks analysed are few in number and not considered as representative of the moon as a whole.

The oxygen isotope discrepancies are pretty minute and nowhere near as distinct as those of meteorites from both Mars and asteroid belt origins. Many possible scenarios from moon having no atmosphere or magnetic field to prevent solar wind contamination to residual contamination from asteroid bombardment.

On the other hand if Theia formed in a similar orbit to earth then it would have a similar isotope composition and such small discrepancies would fit. Also given the supposed nature of the collision there would have been significant mixing of material from both bodies.

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Facepalm

Re: Named by whom? - D'oh, the boffs who worked out the hypothesis maybe

In Greek mythology Theia (one of the titans) was mother of the moon goddess Selene; so rather appropriate IMHO. .

Gunmaker finds KILLER APP for Google Glass

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Unhappy

Accurately hit a moving target at 1,200 yards?

So has built in target velocity/angle shot-lead calculating capability and all the ballistic tables for all ammunition does it? Would like to have a look at its heat haze and windage adjustment capabilities as well.

It's hard to hit a moving target at 50yards unless you are very experienced let alone at 1,200 where so many other factors come into play.

Monster croc 'the BALROG' tussles with mighty Titanoboa snake

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Re: Are you sure @ DougS

This boy should do the trick - Sarcosuchus, estimated up to 36–39 feet long and < 8 tons; however from an earlier period, 112 mya.

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Re: What's the difference between

Mainly the spelling, former is traditional while the later is now the preferred name for the clade distinctions.

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Headmaster

Re: "2000 lbs?! That's over a tonne, about the same as my car"

A ton is 2,240lbs, 2,000lbs is a short ton and tonne is 1,000kg (2,205lbs) also know as Metric Ton. So how is 2,000lbs over a ton?

Edjukation snot wot it uzed 2 bee nowadaze!

Revealed: GCHQ's beyond top secret Middle Eastern internet spy base

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Terminator

Re: TRAITORS - "hung parliament and a hanged parliament"

With the current bunch of oxygen thieves my preference is for the latter.

Quantum teleportation gets reliable at Delft

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Re: Question.

Short answer - NO. It's just an entangled electron as you have said. Even if they do get to a stage where they can entangle matter (not just photons) and move one 'copy' to another place how the hell do you encode the entangled stuff at point A with the matter (an apple say) that you want to move to point B? Even if it worked then the entangled matter at point B would be an apple and so just a one way shot, really useful.

Even with entangled photons one of the pair has to be sent down a fibre optic cable so it's not teleportation either.

US citizens want stricter CO2 regulations by two to one – Yale poll

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Unhappy

This is hardly representative

So 1,013 responders represent the +300 million population accurately? Take it that they did a proper demographic representation: corn belters, Alaskans, Hawaiians, poor city neighbourhoods from across the country, etc.... No I don't think so either.

Also with regard to the polled question as soon as and "and/or" is introduced the answer is meaningless anyway, even without the two different propositions.

Complete waste of space as a relevant statistical evaluation, more like a sociology experiment in gullibility of those who react to the "result".

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