* Posts by Amorous Cowherder

1063 publicly visible posts • joined 5 Jul 2012

PHWOAR! Huh! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing, Prime Minister

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"Jonny 5 year old would see porn, and click back and go back to trying to find whatever he wanted...

As a parent you need to get your kids balanced before they start searching for that stuff..

Nudity should not be a taboo... but I bet places such as the british naturism website will be blocked by this!'"

I have no problem with my 10 year old daughter seeing nudity, she's seen us both nude, we've never make a fuss about nudity in our house, she just thinks people look funny in the nude ( "wrinkly pink suits" ). Before she had sex-ed classes, we talked to her about sex, relationships, consideration for others and respect for herself. However by the same token there's a big difference between sensible having-to-live-in-close-proximity-nudity of the family with acceptance of the human body in all it's glory, and then seeing complete over the top video of someone ramming a 12 inch dildo up someone else's arse, no matter how lovingly it might be done! I have no issues with my daughter who might happen to see us stepping out of the shower but I wouldn't want her to see me and the Missus enjoying some adult fun, it's not appropriate.

The world is not black and white, yes or no as some people seem to think it is, there are a billion grey areas to consider about how far is too far.

For the record I too have no problem with the idea of blocks HOWEVER...I don't want them as I know that the security services and our ever so wonderful government will simply see it as the thin end of the wedge. First they appease the Mumsnet/Daily Mail crowd ( assumes voice of typical DM reader: "I mean who could argue with blocking porn for the kiddies, only a pervert!" ) next thing subtle little changes creep in, you can't access Amnesty Int, you can't access protest groups against the arms trade or abuse in countries our Gov is friends with, like the Arab nations, for fear of upsetting them. I am against the blocks as they will, no doubt about it, eventually lead to the death of free speech.

Only 1 in 5 Americans believe in pure evolution – and that's an upswing

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Headmaster

AGE OF REASON by Thomas Paine

Science has principles and those principles are in nature and always have been, they may not be obvious but they are there to be found when we're ready to find them. Man nor God invented these scientific principles, they are simply an aspect of the nature of the vast universe.

He wrote that in 1793, when you could still get a severe beating for being an atheist.

Paine also wrote that God must be a complete moron if the best he could come up was that out of the entire universe he sent his only son to planet Earth to get beaten up, mocked and executed just for the benefit of making his presence felt!

Middle America pulls up sagging pants menace, belts repeat offenders

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Let 'em carry on and Darwin will sort them out! The dopey buggers can't walk up a flight of stairs or they'll trip over trying to run away from each other's gangs, most likely under a bus or train! Simple!

SIM crypto cracked by a single text, mobes stuffed with spyware

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Re: DES was broken way back.

"SO THIS IS NOT NEW NEWS YOU ALL NEED TO WALK UP!"

I do "walk up", I do about 5 miles before breakfast and about 5 miles through-out the day as I don't trust lifts and escalators!

Ubuntu forums breached, 1.8m passwords pinched

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“if you were using the same password as your Ubuntu Forums one on another service..."

You're a bit of prat!

Spotify strikes back at Radiohead - but artists are still angry

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What a crock of shit!

I have just over 350GB of music, all dumped from CDs to 320Kb MP3s, stuff from Beethoven, through Rush, Motorhead, right up to full on Cannibal Corpse death metal and black metal's Arcturus and Emperor. I still go out and see young bands in clubs, despite being old enough to be their Dad most of the time!

Stop all this fecking bullshit about "modern music being shite", it's not! There are a lot of very good young bands in the fringe music genres that are very heavily influenced by older bands and artists. I can only speak on behalf of my favourite genre Metal but I see so many young bands who are open about the influences from the older acts from Rush, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Saxon, Judas Priest, Metallica, Anthrax, Cannibal Corpse, Slayer. I've heard bands from China, Russia, Argentina, Korea, Singapore, Taiwan, the UK, US and from all over Europe that can do a mean Judas Priest cover one minute then shred like thrash demons the next.

About 10 years ago I got very disillusioned about where my music was going, until a mate of mine forced me out and off my arse back to the clubs where I'd spent my youth listening to late 80's thrash and death metal bands. As a pair of old gits we've found so much great music from going out and finding new music being played by kids with nothing but passion to drive them, you know you're getting the real deal not some sliced and diced label cooked nonsense. I've been to gigs where the band have had their parents standing by the bar because they're not allowed to be in the venue without supervision! They played their nuts off for a couple of quid that barely paid for Dad to run them to the gig but by Christ they made it worthwhile and hopefully picked up a few new fans.

I've been to band websites where the band have said you can download the album for free but if you could spare a few quid it would be appreciated, so I listened to one track and if I like it rather than take the piss I paid up a fiver for the album so they know all the hard work is worthwhile.

There is music out there, lots of great music and I'm proud that my couple of quid on the door of some club might not pay for anything tangible in terms of petrol or strings for the bands, it does at least let them know that there are people out here who do care for young bands and want to see them keep the music alive and hopefully that will spur them on.

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Re: Catweazel

Back in the 80's we had a regular stand-in teacher who used to wear the most awful blue leisure suit to school, spitting image of Catweazel! You can imagine the ribbing the poor bugger took from a group of cocky 15 year olds!

Brits: Give us £1m and we'll build a crack ALIEN-HUNTING TEAM

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While I appreciate that we cling in hope to the possibility that in an almost infinite universe there has to be more than us, I think the best we can manage is to find some moss of lichen on some distant moon somewhere. Face it, there are no little green men, we're alone and at the rate we're going at it, pretty much fsck'd! If there were life out there the chances of them or use finding each other are so remote as to be almost no worth giving a monkey's about. So how about we all knuckle down to the business of doing a little home improvement on our own ball of rock, stop buggering up the atmosphere and attempt to redress the balance by feeding and clothing the poor before we worry little green men out there?

Confirmed: Driverless cars to hit actual British roads by end of year

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Re: "most likely be configured to perform boring, tricky tasks like parking"

"Volvo have recently shown off a car which will drop the humans off at the entrance to a multi-storey car park, then drive in and find itself an empty space."

' Now everyone remember where we p....oh right. Ermmm...right you go with John and Lisa and I'll go with Claire, we'll meet back here in an hour if you can't find it, everyone got everyone else's number? '

Car parks of tomorrow full of lost souls endless searching for their cars, while their cars keep moving around!

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Driverless cars will hit the streets of Britain? Hit the rest of us you mean, when some total wanker all of 19 years old decides to do something typically unexpected and cause a pile-up while managing to escape harm himself!

1953: How Quatermass switched Britons from TV royalty to TV sci-fi

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More power to it's elbow, a real homegrown classic but didn't really cut it for me. I prefer the dulcet tones of the late, great Rod Serling myself!

Cue music....* doo-de-doo-de-doo-de-doo-de *

Russian mobile operators say 'nyet!' to Apple, 'da!' to Samsung

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Re: That's because men are men in Russia

I have a Samsung so I couldn't care much about Apple, what I do care about is us having customer choice.

Everyone cheering this as a victory over Apple, well today's underdog quickly becomes tomorrow's hated monopoly.

Top secret spook court agrees to release 2008 PRISM docs

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"They claim the cyber-snooping wasn't as bad as everyone thinks it was and are hoping that any challenges they made to handing over their customers' data might buff their rather tarnished reputations."

This more like it, simply trying to shift the blame back to the NSA where it belongs.

US: We spied on you Europeans but we can still be chums. Right?

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"High-ranking Eurocrats are expected to begin crisis talks on digital surveillance with American officials on Monday."

Yeah and if by some freaking miracle anything other than "Sorry we bothered you." comes out of the mouths of the toadying EU politicians on Monday, pigs will fly, the sky will suddenly piss page-3 birds and chocolate coins, and rainbows will come out my arse!

Waste of time them going isn't it? We all know full well what's going to happen, the US gov and the NSA will bend the EU delegates over the table for a damn good caning for their insolence!

I'm 'pretty comfy' with PRISM + 'It's Google. What else do you expect'

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Anyone else started singing Mr Gabriel's classic "Games Without Frontiers" yet?

Patriot hacker 'The Jester' attacks nations offering Snowden help

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Wrecking defenceless countries minor infrastructure for purely personal gain and kudos with the lowest sort of dipshit redneck nationalist TV slaves in the homeland?

Yep, that sounds about right for anyone who claims to represent US "patriotism"!

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Re: That guy

" his arsenal of 'Freedom.' "

Anyone else snigger childishly at that? No? Must be just me and that Friday feeling!

Fedora back on track with Schrödinger's cat

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S's cat? Going to be a bit of bugger to test this release then!

Mastercard and Visa block payments to Swedish VPN firms

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Re: Perspective, please

Because VISA et al, a private companies that offer to sell ( get that word? ) you a service. You want to use VISA services, you pay them a "kickback" fee for being able to be paid quickly and easily. As a customer of a company, the company ( VISA ) have every right to refuse to sell or offer you their services.

Same as if I go in the local TESCO, it's private property, private company they have every right to refuse to me service and can if they like have me ejected for tresspass if they feel so inclined. It would be bad PR if I've done nothing wrong but they have every right to do it.

For the record, yes it reeks of pressure from some "globalised" higher authority who are trying to get VISA to do their dirty work rather than come out in the open and get these services shut down, if that's their ultimate goal.

Love in an elevator.... testing mast: The National Lift Tower

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Re: Cardington

I've been inside, one of my many geeky claims to fame! ( No there is no alien technology inside, well not that we saw. )

When I was a cub-scout with the Shortstown pack back in the early 1980's. There was only about 15 of us and we got shown around the hangers for about 2 hours one evening. They had a full size 3 bedroom house built inside for testing fire alarms or something or other and it still looked absolutely tiny inside the huge hangers. They also showed us all the barrage/weather balloons and the new breed of airships they were working on at the time. Very cool for us kids who lived in the shadow of those hangers for many years.

Americans attempt to throw off oppressive, unresponsive rulers on 4th of July

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Tommy Payne is your man!

If it hadn't been for a stroppy corset maker from Norfolk by the name of Thomas Paine, you Yankees would have had a harder time convincing your countrymen to rise up and tell King George where he could stick his taxes.

Thomas Paine, moved to France to aid the revolution and in true Brit style refused to learn a word of French!

PRISM leaks: WTF, you don't spy on your friends, splutters EU

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"It's not acceptable because it is a friendly relationship... "

Ha ha ha! What with the US intelligence infrastructure? LOL! Ha ha! best laugh in years!

Anons: We milked Norks dry of missile secrets, now we'll spaff it online

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Re: Er...

Threat to world peace? Nah, but I bet there are some IT techs and their managers in DPRK that are absolutely cacking bricks right now at the thought of spending the next 10 years down the salt mines!

Adobe CEO admits need to 'tweak' Creative Suite's cloud-only policy

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Re: What frightens users

"The big worry is if you stop paying you suddenly lose access to all your files."

Why would that happen? Talking about PS primarily, you save PSD in maximise compatibility, you have to if you wish to use Lightroom anyway which means the format is backward compatible for other apps. Alright you can't edit with PS if you have't paid the subs but doesn't mean your files are locked.

I don't like all this cloud-land bollocks either but lets keep a cogent argument together and not pour in unneccessary FUD.

Out with a bang: The Last of Us lets PS3 exit with head held high

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Pint

On a related note. My current 360, which suits me fine for Skyrim and Fallout, will have to do 'cos I'm buggered if I'm paying all those spondoolics for a new Xbox. 360's are going for about £45 a pop on Fleabay ATM, so there's plenty of spares on the market and I fully expect them to get even cheaper come Xbox One release day!

Yahoo! joins! rivals! in! PRISM! data! request! admission!

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"The tech giants want to reassure customers and prospective clients that they are not being spied upon in the wake of the PRISM surveillance scandal."

Too bloody late for that! ( Has been for a long time before all this stuff came to light. )

Fifty, fired and fretful: Three chaps stare down CAREER MORTALITY

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Re: Bottom line? Pay fscking attention!

Good for you, it's good to see a nice story of success in life.

If I've learned one thing in life, nothing is certain. Life has more curved balls than a Yankees game. Balance is the key to life, save and invest, make a nest egg but not so much that you don't enjoy life and suffer in the hopes of reaching a goal that may never come. My Mum and Dad worked their arses off for years, got themselves some good pensions. My Mum retired when she was 60 and my Dad when we was 62. 18 months later my Mum tripped, broke her leg, blood clot to the brain and dead inside 12 hours. My Dad utterly devastated with the loss of my Mum, all the retirement plans gone in an instant, they had so little time to enjoy their retirement.

Life is like that...

Flash flaw potentially makes every webcam or laptop a peephole

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Re: Surprise!

"The article doesn't state that this exploit is limited to chrome on windows, though it most certainly won't work on my Mac. (Because chrome isn't available for it.)"

Oh yeah? Strange as I when I wander along to the official Chrome download link via Safari it seems to recognise my Hackintosh box and offers me the latest version of Chrome of OSX!

'BadNews is malware' says outfit that found it

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No...

Bad News was the best metal/rock band to ever come out of the 80's!

"Masturbike", "Drink 'Til I Die", anthems every one!

WTO sets new date for copyright crunch

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Plenty of time for the western legal beagles to get their cases ready for when the ban is lifted and they can charge in and sue everyone who hasn't sorted themselves out. Just imagine hordes of lawyers in open top jeeps tearing down dusty tracks to towns, all the time waving fistfuls of paper!

How NSA spooks spaffed my DAD'S DATA ALL OVER THE WEB

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Re: Too bloody right!

"put a watermark on it if you want to hoard it, you image miser!"

I see, it's the victim's fault. You mean like the classic, "She shouldn't have worn that short skirt!" defence?

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Too bloody right!

Too many people think photographer's images are free just because they're on "da web"!

Asus FonePad: You may feel a bit of a spanner

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Re: Gold Star

Ah yes! When forced to call while in a crowded space, the agony of getting the right volume so they can hear you at the other end of the call versus not annoying everyone around you with your personal business. Some of us do still care about those around us, even if those around us don't care about us.

Interwebs taunt Sir Jony over Apple eye candy makeover

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“Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.” - Leo Tolstoy

No harm in having at go at other stuff Jonny lad but you need people around you with the balls to tell you the truth that you don't have a golden-touch in everything design related mate!

Thanks, NSA: Amazon sales of Orwell's 1984 rise 9,500%

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Given the fact that kids these days are more docile than any previous generation, not afraid to constant tell the world and his dog their every move, not having any concept of privacy, we're heading away from the Clockwork Orange at a rapid rate.

Teenage rebellion, has to a certain extent, always been an engineered fallacy but these days it's truly a work of the utmost incredible fiction that the master the late Mr Banks would be proud.

Example for consideration. Kids at Marilyn Manson gigs many moon ago chanting "Kill Your Parents!" in the main hall while Mum and Dad sit patiently in the specially laid on parents waiting area for their little Johnny or Joanne to finish pretending to be rebels in the gig next door.

Angst and rebellion is orchestrated by lots of men and women in expensive Soho office marketing company suites paid huge sums of money to makes kids believe they're something they chose to be when in fact they're exactly what they've been molded to be.

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Re: Apathy tends to rule these days...

The world has been flooded with a massive tidal wave of mindless shit, we're drowning in a torrent of drivel that keeps the docile masses happy and stupid. From reality TV to mindless pap spouted on Facebook posts and Twitter, we crave information and we don't care what it is we just won't more and more as we don't want to risk being the one person who doesn't know something. The social network sites prey on this fear that we'll fall out of the loop for one second. They use fluffy terms like "friends" "buddies" and such like, all to make us feel cosy while we spill our guts to the world and his dog. They mop it up, recycle it a billion time, attach some advertising and rake in the profit.

Those in charge love all this. They love the fact that we're all slaves to the power of gossip and triviality, it stops us thinking about or even becoming aware of the real problems that are occurring in the world.

One day we're at war with Oceania then a rumour spreads through Facebook and Twitter, next we're at war with Eurasia...

BBC lied to Parliament about doomed £100m IT monster, thunder MPs

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The day we stop subsidising the BBC through our license fee can't come quick enough to my mind.

Microsoft in sexism strife again over XBOX rape joke

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Re: They're a real danger

The sort who think TV shows with gun violence are OK, especially reports showing kids of 8 down the local gun club blowing holes in targets, but show a nipple ( male or female! ) or a naked arse crack and someone blows a fuse and next thing there's a debate in the country's parliament about filth being shown to minors!

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MS got beaten down by Sony yesterday and now this bad PR, things just going from bad to worse for MS right now. Shame.

Sony sucker-punches Xbox on price, specs, DRM-free gaming

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Re: Not yet

I have a rooted Wii games on a USB HDD so the kids don't wreck the DVDs ( kids and DVD discs, don't mix very well! ) I never even bothered looking to see what emus were about, stick Wii/MAME on my list of things to do for a quiet Saturday afternoon!

Chinese software pirate gets 12 years in US slammer

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Oracle?!

You can download most of their stuff for free from the Oracle website! No need for a license if it's purely for personal/educational use. Sure if you get caught running a business off it then Oracle will have down the "cleaners" faster than you can say "Larry's got an island!".

( I do love seeing copies of Oracle RDBMS turning up on torrent sites, it's guaranteed way to get your ratios up! )

Crusading lawmen want more details on Apple's iOS 7 'Activation Lock'

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Re: how does this hit resales?

We all know how companies feel about second-hand markets and if they could ban the practice they all would in a heartbeat!

Chrome and Firefox are planet-wreckers, IE cuddles dolphins

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Well bugger me with a fishfork!

So MS are basically saying that you're less likely to kill lovely fluffy polar bears and penguins by running IE than if you run those nasty other ( non-MS ) browsers?

Police 'stumped' by car thefts using electronic skeleton key

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Re: @ MacDiamond Gang Clothes? Seriously?

We had been stupid enough to leave the old satnav ring on the windscreen in our old car, needless to say it got done. Funny thing was the scumbags raked through the glovebox they nicked..

SatNav stem

SatNav 12v cable

And...a 15 year old pair binoculors in a PVC pouch that looked exactly the right size for the TomTom unit! We never left the SatNav in the car, only took it out on days out or holidays.

Would have loved to have been there when they opened up that little bag and found a knackered old pair of bins worth about £1.50!

Whitehall grants copyright pirates safe haven until 2015

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"Give me a fair alternative..."

Excuse me?! iTunes, 70p for an MP3 track ain't exactly daylight robbery and believe it or not people do actually like to be paid for working! You're not paying for the film or the music, you're paying for the hard work that's gone into making it. So if a mechanic fixes your car, would you say, "Fuck you, I ain't paying!" and drive off?

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Re: ?

No you're not stealing as in physical stealing. If you take a copy, decide you like it, KEEP IT and never pay for it, that is a lost sale. Don't give me that bullshit about, "I was never going to buy it anyway." No you weren't but you got it, you like it and you KEPT IT, you owe them the sale now. I see nothing wrong in downloading anything to see if it's alright for a taster, if you like, pay for it.

Let's be clear, it's not the executive with the ferrari that gets hit, no. It's not the multi-million selling artist that takes the hit, no. It's not even the manager or producers of the content, no. It's the little guys, like you and me. When those at the top start to feel the pinch against their fuck-off big bonuses, they think don't cut back on the bonuses now do they? Nope! They sack those in the middle, one less caterer, one less PR secretary, one less electrician, that could be your wife, girlfriend, brother being laid off when the crunch comes. So you carry on thinking what you put and when someone you care about, who works in the creative industry gets laid off, you keep telling yourself there's nothing wrong in what you do.

All major UK ISPs prepping network-level porn 'n' violence filters

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Re: Baby steps

Yep, next thing fine-art photo websites with male and female nudes, that includes the Royal Photographic Society showcase pages, DeviantArt, 1x.com, all perfectly valid photography art sites but some prude with the blocking app on their PC at UK Gov HQ will no doubt deem the merest hint of a naked body to be porn and that's that!

Going to be just like the US, your kids can see all the beatings and shootings ( no blood of course! ) they like on pre-9pm TV but one flash of an inner-thigh or a nipple at any time, anywhere and all hell breaks lose!

It's a fiddle! Funnyman's Irish tax flashmob floods Apple flagship store

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Re: Mark Thomas left-wing agitator?

I think prefer Eddie Izzard's very British take on anarchy, "Kick the fucking doors in, 'It's OK, we'll pay for the damage.'. I say let's have a revolution, just budget for it OK?"

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Re: Please stop...

No he's not "ha ha" funny, he's bitterly funny. I love the watching his shows, he makes you feel very uncomfortable which is what good creativity should be about. Even if you don't want to go and protest about something big, the next time you get irritated by a surly shop assistant you have a lot more gumption and make a point to demand your rights.