* Posts by CRConrad

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Lawyer guilty of arrogance after ignoring tech support

CRConrad

Why switch to a screenshot?

And why minimize anything?

Just make sure to switch to your browser – with Alt-Tab, ferchrissake, no faffing about with mouses and taskbars! – from the actual (and preferably maximized) whatever you're actually working on, so you can switch back to it and continue working on (less than) a moment's notice.

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No it's not.

Or, OK, sure, it's a design fail of the application not to ask for confirmation... too.

But 89.57% of the occasions the user needs to answer “Hell no, I didn't mean to!” are because of that idiotic placement of those buttons, so yes, the absolute majority of the responsibility rests squarely on the makers of the (various) GUI(s).

Suits ignored IT's warnings, so the tech team went for the neck

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So you were one of that day's lucky ten thousand...

... for that day, nearly two weeks ago.

(If you have no idea what I'm on about, google “xkd today's lucky ten thousand".)

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Three-and-a-half

Inches.

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Actually, they were right and you were wrong.

Decades ago I had a manager that used Lotus 123 as a word processor as that was all they understood...
That's what it was for.

The 1-2-3 in the name stood for:

1 - spreadsheet

2 - database

3 - word processor

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

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Re: But ironically...

Which is what one would have thought is the board's job anyway.

US nuke reactor lab hit by 'gay furry hackers' demanding cat-human mutants

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Re: I met a catgirl once.

An average cat lives at most a handful of years
For values of “a handful” closer to about four handfuls, AFAIK.

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Well, here's hoping...

The obvious solution would be for the US to invent a vast number of oddly named and apparently redundant overlapping agencies to act as decoys for the conspiracy theorists - while keeping the real governing bodies secret.
... that that's exactly what they're doing.

I mean, sure, who hasn't heard about the National Laboratories... But I thought they were all on the coasts. Who ever heard of the National Laboratory Idaho? Gotta be one of them decoys.

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Re: Kzinti not the scariest thing that comes to mind.

Us bipedal monkeys and what we can do – and make of ourselves – are still the scariest thing I can think of. The Kzinti are – heh! – pussies compared to the Draka. Not to mention... What were they called, those pitch-black high-G-planet-reared genetically-designed war machines, also the products of Pournelle’s (and Niven’s?) imagination(s)... The Saurons, I think.

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And here I thought...

By the way, you'd be much more likely to find catgirls in manga than graphic novels
...that manga are comi– um, “graphic novels”, only that they're Japanese co– eh, “graphic novels”.

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Sorry I can only give one upvote.

You deserved another for the alias.

Ubuntu Budgie switches its approach to Wayland

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Re: Thing I found surprising about Wayland

While trying to do too many things is bad, I think what the GP was saying is that Wayland doesn't seem to do even one thing, never mind “well” or not. Which is much worse.

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Re: Enlightenment

...look what happened to poor Thanatermesis with one of the original Enlightenment distros Elive (https://www.elivecd.org/)
As proper link: https://www.elivecd.org/

Sorry, not getting it – there's nothing on that page to say they killed themselves out of frustration with the library, or anything. So what is it that happened that we're supposed to look at?

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Re: @TJS

Ok, that's a new and application-specific meaning of the term.

Application-specific, perhaps (to the extent that the X server is an “application”), but certainly not “new”, except perhaps to you.

But RDP is not X11: you are using the remote window manager, running the app as root instead of running the remote desktop as root
Now that's a new and weirdly “application”-un-specific term: Since when is the Administrator user ID on Windows called “root”?

Will Flatpak and Snap replace desktop Linux native apps?

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Boo hoo...

...forced you down the path of command line fixes. This is hardly user friendly
The command line is how adults use computers. It's really not that hard, once you grow up.

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Re: It's not the principal of the thing ...

... It's the principle.

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Once upon a time...

Quoth keithpeter:

What organisation is there that could manage the standardisation process
...there was an organisation called The Linux Foundation.

How could standards be enforced?
This foundation created / sponsored the creation of a specification called the Linux Standard Base, LSB.

How would the thousands of different independent upstream projects ensure that their development cadences coincided to ensure compatibility with standardised libraries?

By following the LSB, perhaps?

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Re: @bocan - No.

They do, they do... But as he said, only from themselves.

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Re: “Windows self-respecting sysadmins”

Contradiction in terms?

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It's all that bitch...

... Rachel Carson's fault. Hope she dies of cancer or something!

(Too soon?)

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Who was that?

Yagotta link?

Gen Z and Millennials don't know what their colleagues are talking about half the time

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Re: Most misused list - where is "steep learning curve"?

1) Reversing the axes relative to standard practice for absolutely everything ever, or

2) Not at all thinking of graphs when the item under discussion is literally called “curve”.

Yeah, right. Not far-fetched at all.

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Re: Most misused list - where is "steep learning curve"?

Yeah, that's the folk etymology people have been forced to make up for themselves since it's been so pervasively used the wrong way around. Congratulations on insisting that that's what passes for “correct” nowadays. Wait, what was TFA about, again...?

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Re: Most misused list - where is "steep learning curve"?

“Generally means” in the sense of “is nowadays misused to mean”, yes. But the actual, correct, and original meaning is as the good doctor just told you. Way to go, bucko. Please do feel embarrassed.

Florida man insists he didn't violate the law by keeping Top Secret docs

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Re: BIDEN And Garage Papers

If you really believe those are equivalent, you're too stupid to comment here. If you don't believe it, but you're still saying it, you're too much of a lying arsehole to comment here. So either way, dra åt helvete.

More ads in Windows 11 Start Menu could be last straw for some

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Yup: BMW.

And the lovely thing is, you keep paying for it. It's a subscription, not a one-time activation fee.

Or, probably both: If you thought you could save a little money by not subscribing to heated seats during the summer, betcha they're either going to or have already implemented a subscription-activation fee that would eat those savings.

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It's supposed to mean...

...that the preceding sentence, about how their 97-year-old grandmother installed advanced development tools (or whatever that was supposed to be about), wasnt actually a “true story”, but fiction. (How the heck was this not utterly obvious from context, especially after having had “Jackanory” explained to you?!?)

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Weirdly unbalanced scale there.

Besides, Linux is simply not user friendly for most people once you get beyond clicking on icons and have to go into the terminal - search for help with a problem, and often the answers out there make absolutely no sense to a beginner. I cannot imagine most of my non techy family including my 85 year old dad coping with it if anything goes wrong, and that means I'd be doing a lot more remote tech support.
So, how great is your old Dad at coping with stuff that goes wrong on Windows? Because that makes so much more sense to non-experts, right?

Native Americans urge Apache Software Foundation to ditch name

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Re: MS

The other common expansion of the acronym is Multiple Sclerosis, an AIUI rather nasty ailment.

The Metaverse is the internet no one wants

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You almost got it

The remote haptic devices just don't seem to be getting developed for a general market.
...the relevant body parts.

There, FTFY.

Big Tech is building the metaverse of its own dreams. You don't want to go there

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Re: "to porn to mature the technology "

The porn industry has always been (among?) the first to adopt any half-eay usable dissemination technology.

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Re: The Northwest Passage... Is coming on-line.

I'd compare it to the search for the Northwest Passage. Great rewards perhaps if you find one. Eventually they found one. Turns out there are several and none of them are reliable. Which routes, if any, are open in any given year depends on where the Winter's ice pack drifts to in the Spring/Summer. The season is short and even with a warmer climate it's possible that none will ever be usable for much.
That's how it used to be, for about the first century after the discovery of the Northwest Passage(s).

Of late, though, what with global warming and stuff, there's already significantly less ice, making the route more viable for commercial purposes.

(Easiest way to measure how far along it is, is probably to check how many rights to build ports along a new Northern Silk Road are being bought up all on the quiet by China.)

The sad state of Linux desktop diversity: 21 environments, just 2 designs

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That 'J' word

First I thought you meant "Java"... But can't quite see how that's relevant here, so it's "job", right?

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Re: Concepts

"However I do seem to recall that a few years decades ago there was talk of moving from an application-centric model to a document-centric one."

There, FTFY.

Yeah, I remember that too. Even Microsoft was making noises about taking Office in that kind of direction.

Too bad nothing much seems to have come of it.

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Depends on your definitions.

But Macs are not widescreen, they're 3:2 and Surface is similar.
3:2 is widescreen, compared to good old VGA's 4:3. 3:2 is only a tiny smidgeon more square-ish than 16:10, which seems to be replacing 16:9 as the de-facto standard for lap- and desktops.

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Re: RISC OS scrollbars

The RiscOS thing I found most irksome was in fact the scaled scrollbars - brilliant to a point but when editing a very large file, targeting the scrollbar demanded pixel accuracy.
I'm sure they'd soon have fixed that, as the solution is so obvious and simple: Make the grab handle proportional to the portion of the document you can see, except if the result is smaller than some minimum value that's easy to grab; if it is, use that minimum in stead.

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Or just get...

...a monitor that can swivel to a vertical orientation.

(Makes the keyboard a bit hard to use if it's the built-in monitor on a laptop, of course.)

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Let's hope...

... not.

The crime against humanity that is the modern OS desktop, and how to kill it

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You ALMOST caught the reference.

That WAS what they were talking about. No need to spell it out. HTH!

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Tell me you didn't read the article without telling me you didn't read the article

Yeah, GUIs have been around for about forty years. But what the article said wasn't "GUIs suck!". What it said was that GUIs were at their best, essentially finished, twenty years ago, and most change since then has been frivolous and detrimental to usability.

In short, it said current GUIs suck compared to what they could have been and used to be. And in this, the article was obviously perfectly correct. So your rant had pretty much nothing to do with this article. Learn to read, numbskull.

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That's probably why...

... Microsoft followed Apple into having the OS update itself continually both between and across more or less "major" version changes even when the wheels haven't yet fallen off. The frog-boiling is a conscious and deliberate act; intentional, not accidental.

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Nothing, except...

what's wrong with learning the language of the country you're visiting?
... except as I understand it, Welsh isn't the language of the province[1] of Wales. English is.

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[1]: Come back and call it a "country" again when it has a seat in the UN with all the real countries.

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Oh shocker, NOT beloved you say???

Get a dictionary and look up the terms "irony" and "sarcasm". HTH!

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Ever heard...

...of Alt-Tab?

Businesses should dump Windows for the Linux desktop

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And if you had done that with the Linux system?

We found a package that looked good but lacked features. So the company got in touch with them and a couple of guys came out and watched what we were doing and how to understand the process, then they modified the software to do what we needed (which I'd imagine cost a pretty penny).
As I read it, this was your stock control package after going back to Windows?

I noticed that any description of having done the same with the supplier of your Linux stock control package was conspicuous for its absence.

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Not slightly, but humongously ridiculous

Now imagine plopping a Linux desktop onto these machines. Suddenly there is no support; the dev teams have to be replaced/retrained because they don't write code for Linux; the help desk workers have to be replaced/retrained because they don't know Linux. The desktop user is confronted with an unfamiliar environment with unfamiliar tools and applications, and since the tools they were using are no longer available, they cannot get any work done.
You couldn't come up with a more ridiculous way to do that, could you?

The sensible way to do it is of course in the exact opposite order: First you train your developers and support staff (or get new ones), then you train your users, and only then do you switch everyone's desktop over.

And with many corporate apps living in the browser nowadays (not that I otherwise endorse this development, but this is the one aspect of it that may be useful), there's that much less retraining needed for end users of those apps. Not that re-learning the same app on another OS should be all that hard either: Menus are menus, file-opening dialogues are fairly self-explanatory on most OS GUIs, and so on. How many weeks' retraining would you need ro switch from, say, MS Office Mac to MS Office Windows?

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How utterly moronic...

... would IT have to be not to put a big bold link to the new intranet home page at the top of the old one, with text like "Please update your browser's home page"? (And the same text at the top of the new one for the first few months.)

There, FTFY. Total non-issue.

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Why?

In Excel, tables is a big one

What on Earth for?!? A spreadsheet is already a table!

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Yes, decadeS, plural.

Red Hat was founded in 1993, and IBM announced its intention to buy it in 2018. The US DoJ scrutinized the deal (for antitrust reasons, I suppose), so it went through in 2019.

25/26 years is wrll over two decades, not "little more than a decade".

Linux kernel 6.0 debuts, Linus Torvalds teases ‘core new things’ coming in version 6.1

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Hmm...

If it's down to anatomy, one would think the versions could go up to 21.21.21 before the numbers have to roll over.

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