* Posts by J__M__M

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MIT boffins cry havoc and let slip the ROBOT CHEETAHS of Whoa

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I enjoy these little progress reports on the technology that will no doubt hunt down and kill me some day.

Apple's big bang: iPhone 6, ANOTHER iPhone 6 Plus and WATCH OUT

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Re: Can I be first...

If Watchholes isn't already taken, to say I'm surprised would be an understatement.

Heavy VPN users are probably pirates, says BBC

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Somebody tell the BBC they are kicking in open doors here

ISP's already consider heavy users to be public enemy number one, or at least in the top three anyway.

If you think 3D printing is just firing blanks, just you wait

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Re: What do my rootin’ tootin’ gun nut owning American colleagues think?

This one thinks there's a good reason every proof of concept I've seen covers everything but the barrel.

So we'll be printing worth-more-than-one-shit rifled gun barrels right around never.

Jony Ive: Apple iWatch will SCREW UP Switzerland's economy

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Re: Switzerland still has plenty of other industries...

So does my Seiko Kinetic at £70 each time should I ever bother to do it. It's cheaper to let it die a slow lingering demise...

A kinetic is not a mechanical watch, it's a quartz.

Apple Fanbois (and girls) already lining up for NEW iPHONE

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Re: Only one word comes to mind.

I guess I'm just not hip enough to understand...

Did you read the article? They don't care about the phones, they care about the attention. The attention that you are giving them by saying you don't understand...

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Re: Only one word comes to mind.

Now tickets to a Rush or Cream concert I might consider camping for....

I suppose it depends on where you live, but you shouldn't need a tent to score Rush tickets. Dudes know how to tour...

Unlike, say, for example, Pink Floyd.

BAT-GOBBLING urban SPIDER QUEENS swell to ENORMOUS SIZE

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Re: Not just Oz.. happening in the UK aswell

Definitely a GHS - hobo spiders are somewhat smaller.

More telling is the color banding on the legs--- Hobo Spiders have uniformly colored legs.

Tech patent hoarder Intellectual Ventures to lose a fifth of its trolls

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Re: Schadenfreud

But it's pronounced schadenfreud.

Cryptolocker flogged on YouTube

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Re: Malware served through ads? Oh dear...

I do not have to worry about toxic ads at home because I:

You forgot the at home part

Microsoft fixes all those shaky GoPro vids nobody wants to watch

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They did it exactly how I would have done it.

New twist in China Apple hardware ban riddle: THE TRUTH at last?

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China has a patent office?

what on earth for?

US 911 service needs emergency upgrade and some basic security against scumbags

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Re: "financially more viable to arrest everyone and let half of them go"

I mean, really, when the whole family has CLEARLY been asleep and none of the neighbours have heard anything...

Kicked in a lot of doors, have you?

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Re: "financially more viable to arrest everyone and let half of them go"

transport their unit to the origin of the call to find the dipwad that made the call ...

Or is that too intelligent ?

No, not really... since they wouldn't have a clue where to look and even if they did, it's probably going to be just slightly out of their jurisdiction.

America's hot and cold spots for broadband revealed in new map

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Given how much of VA is hinterlands, Arlington, Richmond, and Norfork must have absolutely insane average bandwidth!...

Unless we're talking about averages, that is.

China rips Apple out of govt IT mail-order catalogue – report

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relax

The Bloomberg "report" is not true. Or is the report I read about the report being not true not true?

You just never know... and nobody cares anyway.

Remember when Google+ outed everyone by their real names? Now Google's sorry

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Re: Junk

Is uselesser a word? Well if it is, the - is uselesser than the +. Maybe they figure it's a wash.

No need to worry: US blows $174m on new Cray to simulate nukes

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really?

Trinity? Were the other options Little Boy and Fat Man?

Let's move on.

Say goodbye to the noughties: Yesterday’s hi-fi biz is BUSTED, bro

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Is this a joke? There is something new in the universe?

What do they say about a flawed premise? Ripping up pappy’s hi-fi handbook (or his pappy’s hi-fi handbook) doesn't change what was in them.

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General Electric calls this new idea Home Music Distribution System. It works like this:

Each of the consoles has a tiny FM transmitter built into it. Your regular household wiring carries it's signal. The portable speaker above is your receiver. Simply plug it into any standard outlet. You'll enjoy radio or phonograph music-- directly from the console-- in amy room you choose. - from LIFE Magazine March 9 1963

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This is not an article in Popular Science, it's print ad in in LIFE Magazine from over 50 years ago. Mutli room via power line networking was available from your local G-E dealer's "Accent on Value" Audio Products Department while JFK was in office.

It probably wasn't new then, either. So yes, a joke. There is nothing new in the universe.

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Re: @ Simon Harris - This new stuff looks boring

I have an old 5.1 Sony receiver, is very good but getting input issues (not enough), finding something similar but newer is no picnic...

The only new you need is a good soldering iron if you don't have one already...

Amazon's not-actually-3D Fire: Bezos' cash register in YOUR pocket

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Re: Comfortable?

I agree.... whiplash cases will skyrocket from people just trying to unlock their phones. What were once simple tasks will now be absolutely exhausting for all but the most diehard Metallica and/or Megadeth fans. They should forget the free year of Prime and just include one of these ASIN: B002204ZG6

So how much does the average human arm weigh, anyhow?

AT&T: 'twas conniving contractors who nicked your info

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Re: ...is a phone company doing with SSNs?

Nobody gets my SSN but the IRS and my employer...

Yeah, you say that now. After your parents kick you out you might be signing a different tune...

How to strip pesky copyright watermarks from photos ... says a FACEBOOK photo bod

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Re: Which is why I deleted ALL my images

"The sequence I got of the Osprey taking a Salmon is fantastic...."

Pictures or it never happened.

Bad PUPPY: Undead Windows XP deposits fresh scamware on lawn

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Re: Job Security

"High time they got a taste of what it's been like for the rest of us who've had to retrain into new technologies to stay employable then" "No sympathy what-so-bleedin-ever for them"

Oh, so you must be one of those CFO CEO MCSE CCNA's, since you obviously both request AND approve your own IT budget. Make it rain!

Seriously, shut up.

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Re: Business as usual

What, they EOL'ed XP????? I didn't notice or chose to ignore all the promo!!!! So how's the weather in that little stupid-proof vacuum-sealed bubble world you live in? Sunny and warm, I'm sure.

"Chances are a fair (and increasing) chunk of those still running XP are more likely to be clueless about IT and security, given the fact they've not noticed or chosen to ignore all the promo about it going EoL recently!"

Audio fans, prepare yourself for the Second Coming ... of Blu-ray

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I just invented the next new audio buzzword

From this point forward we shall call the process of remastering a remastered master.....

Rebrickwalling (or Rerebrickwalling, depending)

You're welcome.

Jeff Bezos reveals Amazon's brutal scale in annual letter

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Are you sure it's Amazon

First, you can hardly fault Amazon for the sales tax bit, because to say they resisted the change would be a huge understatement. It hurt them just as much as it hurt you, I'm sure. Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but I think we can thank the state of California for that one.

Beyond that, are you sure it's Amazon that changed? You said they used to be a good choice for the price-aware consumer, but go on to describe issues the price-aware consumer would tend to avoid (being price-ware and all).

It sounds to me like somewhere along the line you went from price-aware consumer to just plain old consumer. Not that I blame you...

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Re: I wonder if all those warehouse people think about this in middle of August?

> That is an extremely odd policy. Why would a company want to lose its most >loyal and experienced workers?

They don't. Why would the most loyal and experienced workers take the deal? If they are, they don't. And if they do, they aren't. It's like the polar opposite of a unionized environment. Unlike this reply, I think it's brilliant.

Elon Musk slams New Jersey governor over Tesla direct sales ban

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Re: Think of the people

I take it you haven't licensed an out of state car lately. It's just slightly cheaper and less trouble than buying a new one.

Windows XP market share GROWS AGAIN, outstrips Win 8.1 surge

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Re: That has got to be embarrassing for Microsoft

"Windows 7 is far better"

Hey John, how's the weather in Redmond today?

How NOT to evaluate hard disk reliability: Backblaze vs world+dog

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I must be reading all these comments wrong

Do people really think drives won't last longer if you leave 'em on?

Yeah, sure, throw a couple thousand power/heat cycles in... That'll help.

Mosquitoes, Comets and Vampires: The de Havilland Museum

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Re: The Mossie

Did he ever mention any buried Spits? Talk about a lovely story...

" Perhaps not so good in some other theatres though; my grandfather, who was a photographer with an RAF recon unit in Burma, had a lovely story about two Mossies arriving there, only to be eaten by the local insects before they could be suitably housed... "

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Re: The Mossie

You might need to explain to some of us dumb yanks how to bung, because without a paypal link we're pretty much lost...

"Anyone feeling flush can bung these guys a few quid to get one flying again in UK:-

http://peoplesmosquito.wordpress.com/"

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Re: The Mossie

"I have a sneaking sympathy for Goering, despite everything; he was about the only Nazi who wasn't totally unsympathetic, and he did know his aeroplanes"

Goering? Sympathetic? To whom? The dude's top priority besides his regular morphine fix was looting and plundering on a continental scale.

Rommel, maybe. Hermann Goering, no way in hell.

Tube be or not tube be: Apple’s CYLINDRICAL Mac Pro is out tomorrow

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Does it come with rack ears?

I'm wondering if maybe it goes in sideways like a roll of toilet paper?

Stupidest. Design. Ever.

Unlocking CryptoLocker: How infosec bods hunt the fiends behind it

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Re: Sensible to Suggest Ways of Blocking The Spread?

We should all... have all our users on all our networks that always follow all the "We should all" instructions we give them. All.

(rim shot)

Great crowd, thank you very much. I'm here all week.

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Re: Sensible to Suggest Ways of Blocking The Spread?

"revert a file to a previous version, a functionality that this beast can't alter"

Say what? Please explain, because this is exactly the part that is keeping me awake at night... like right now, for instance. Seriously, how hard do you think it will be to delay the "pay up or you're fuct" message for, say, 31 days? Not hard at all is how hard, and it also wouldn't be hard to make the file selection process a little more intelligent than the file extension shotgun method they're using now.

The next iteration of this thing will have scrambled files working their way though 30 days of snapshots like a hot knife through buttah.

A whopping one in four Apple fanbois uses OBSOLETE TECH

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Oh!

I thought you meant purple imacs or something... obsolete. I'm good now.

BlackBerry rejected Justin Bieber as brand ambassador

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former Blackberry bigwig did not say when Bieber approached RIM.

Don't need pictures, but do need a date. Beiber went from stupid kid to stupid gazillionaire kid in about 8 months flat.

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Re: I wouldn't

"Listen genius, it's not about what you think, it's about what the customer thinks..."

" And we still realise where that money is coming from: the customer."

Well I guess it doesn't always take one to know one, because in this case the customer is 10 years from their own contract, so the customer is actually the customer's Mom & Dad. And Justin Beaver makes Dad want to puke.

But thanks for keeping all us dummies afloat, Mr. Sales Guy

eBay chairman: 'Don't make payback a bitch for Anonymous hackers'

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He needs to get with the program.

So this guy thinks these agitators shouldn't spend more time in the pen than, say, rapists and killers? Even though they messed with HIS stuff?

That's crazy talk.

Sincerely,

Visa, Sony, DOJ, Citibank, MIT, MPAA, & Federal "I'm a God Hear Me Roar" Prosecutors everywhere

On the matter of shooting down Amazon delivery drones with shotguns

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Hey Limey journo wiener, you missed the point

Scoring a direct hit is nice, but not nearly as important as being a good sport and trying your very best.

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Re: Guns won't work, so let's look at alternatives...

Barrage balloons?

I'm sure Bezos already has his "lab" or whatever he called it working on cable cutters...

Drone expert: Amazon's hypetastic delivery scheme a pie in the sky

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Re: Bears with Arms

Are you seriously saying that a Saturday afternoon spent picking off Amazon drones like they were clay pigeons wouldn't be a total blast?

If you answered yes, I totally don't believe you.

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Re: Cynical - me?

SuccessCase,

I think one of us is failing to understand the difference between sarcasm and cynicism. If history is any indication, it's probably me doing the failing... but hopefully you get my point anyway.

Microsoft holds nose, shoves Windows into Android, iOS boxes

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Re: Bollocks

How different is it from LOGMEIN software? In my case about 12 hops.

MacBook Air fanbois! Your flash drive may be a data-nuking TIME BOMB

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Re: Not possible.

Andy, we're all far too busy getting ready for the Y2K bug to worry about building our own desktops right now.

"Are we talking desktops? I sure as hell hope you didn't pay Dell or anyone else to build them for you. Unless your business has no one with the bare minimum of IT knowledge required to build your own, more powerful and reliable systems at a savings of $400+ per device."

Windows 8.1: Read this BEFORE updating - especially you, IT admins

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Its also very fast, snappy. If you are still on XP get out of the dark ages and upgrade.

I agree. XP is just way too snappy.

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Windows 3.1 came on just a few floppy disks. Storage improvements allow us to have more.

More what? Exactly.

Bang away – just not 'with friends', Zynga tells naughty hookups app

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So is it

quit ripping off our rip-off?

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